Holiday Weekend Highlights

Thisdunk is absolutely RIDICULOUS!


Impressive because Paul Pierce doesn't dunk much BUT he loses points for giving Chris Bosh a knee in the man zone.



You'd think someone who could do this wouldn't look so lost when trying to score on anything outside a dunk lol. He should be working on not endorsing terrible games like NBA Live 10 instead of tricks shots. I'm just saying.

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Hood State Of The Union Ep. 8: Hip-Hop Superlatives

All good stuff EXCEPT the who's gonna have a regular job in a few years one. How C gonna go after Foxy and Kim when there's a handful of niggas that came out in 2009 alone that ain't gone make it?? New Boyz come to mind, KiD CuDi comes to mind, Ester Dean, Waka Flocka, Wale, etc. You telling me the niggas that made Stanky Leg are gonna be making music for a living in 5 years?? I think not lol.

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Hood State Of The Union Ep. 7
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 6
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 5
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 4
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 3: The Light Skin Awards
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 2
Hood State Of The Union Ep. 1

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NFL Winners & Losers: Week 12

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant Day really took it out of me so these are gonna be some quick picks.

1) Patriots (7-3) @ Saints (10-0)
The Saints have been practically been begging for their first lost. They'll get it Monday. Patriots winners, Saints losers.

2) Steelers (6-4) @ Ravens (5-5)
No Big Ben, no win for Steel City. Ravens winners, Steelers losers.

3) Colts (10-0) @ Texans (5-5)
Bottom line: The Texans don't win big games. This is another big game and they're probably gonna flop again. Colts winners, Texans losers.

4) Cardinals (7-3) @ Titans (4-6)
Kurt Warner took a nasty hit to the head, but he's still expected to play today. I don't trust it that. Okay, Kurt Warner woke up with neck soreness so Matt Leinart is gonna make the start. Don't matter, I was still taking the Titans. Titans winners, Cardinals losers.

5) Bears (4-6) @ Vikings (9-1)
I feel bad for Jay Cutler, he's surrounded by scrubs on offense. Vikings winners, Bears losers.

6) Jaguars (6-4) @ 49ers (4-6)
I like Mike Singletary and I like the 49ers, but at this point they're a sinking ship and I'm not gonna continue picking them and going down. Jaguars winners, 49ers losers.

7) Dolphins (5-5) @ Bills (3-7)
T.O. had a HUGE game last week... and the Bills still found a way to lose. They're good at that, and they'll do it again. Dolphins winners, Bills losers.

8) Panthers (4-6) @ Jets (4-6)
The battle of the interception! Mark Sanchez (the artist formerly known as Sanchize) in one corner, Jake Delhomme (the artist formerly known as a respectable QB) in the other. This game is gonna come down to turnovers. Panthers winners, Jets losers.

9) Redskins (3-7) @ Eagles (6-4)
This game isn't a gimme like it was when they played in Washington a few weeks ago. The Eagles are still gonna win, it just won't be as easy as it was before. Eagles winners, Redskins losers.

10) Chiefs (3-7) @ Chargers (7-3)
The Chiefs won 2 straight. They won't make it 3. Chargers winners, Chiefs losers.

11) Browns (1-9) @ Bengals (7-3)
The Bengals lost to the Raiders, there's no way they lose to the Browns the next week. Bengals winners, Browns losers.

12) Buccaneers (1-9) @ Falcons (5-5)
Falcons should jump back in the playoff race with a win today. Falcons winners, Bucs losers.

13) Seahawks (3-7) @ Rams (1-9)
This should be a terrible game. Then again, Lions-Browns was supposed to be terrible last week and it was high scoring and high flying. Either way, I'm gonna take the Rams at home. Rams winners, Seahawks losers.

Thursday Games

1) Raiders (3-7) @ Cowboys (7-3)
There has been a lot made of the Cowboys only scoring 7 points in each of their last 2 games, but I don't see a need to panic. If you think the Cowboys are gonna continue scoring 7 or less for the rest of the season you're crazy. The solution is simple: Don't throw to Roy Williams! I don't think its a coincidence that whenever the Cowboys actively try to get him involved the offense struggles. I watched every snap of the past 2 games, and on both of the touchdown drive, Miles Austin was being utilized for the first times of the game. I don't think that's a coincidence either, when we get the ball to Miles we move, when we get the ball to Roy we stall. Its simple. Now its just a matter of removing Roy from the equation and focusing on Miles, and Crayton, and Hurd.

On the Raiders side of things, its funny the difference a competent QB can make, isn't it?? Yeah it was only 1 game, and yeah if Andre Caldwell doesn't fumble the Bengals probably win, but if Russell was playing the Raiders most likely would've been getting blown out. This stat says it all: in 1 start Bruce Gradkowski had 2 passing TDs, in 9 starts JaMarcus Russell had 2 passing TDs. Dammit, that just makes me pissed JaMarcus isn't starting today!

I'm not too worried about Gradkowski because we've seen him before on Thanksgiving. Back in 2006, Gradkowski lead his then Tampa Bay Buccaneers into Texas Stadium for a 38-10 loss. He was 10/20 for 120 yards and 2 picks.

The one thing that does scare me about this game is Greg Ellis. Greg knows the Cowboys' defense and he played against Tony Romo and the offense every day in practice ever since Tony has been in the league. I just have to hope there wasn't enough time for him to tell many of our secrets in this short week. Cowboys winners, Raiders losers.

2) Giants (6-4) @ Broncos (6-4)
Remember last week we talked about how the Dolphins and Panthers seasons had mirrored each other thus far?? Well the Giants and Broncos are probably as close to that as you're gonna get this late in the season. The Giants won their first 5 and the Broncos won their first 6 before both dropped 4 straight. Close enough.

Anyway, it'd probably be wise to pick the Broncos here, but I don't know how healthy Kyle Orton is at this point therefore I can't trust this Broncos offense. Giants winners, Broncos losers.

3) Packers (6-4) @ Lions (2-8)
I didn't write anything on this game, but I did tweet my pick back before the game started Packers winners, Lions losers.

Last Week: 11-4 (.733)
Overall Record: 113-62 (.646)
This Week: 10-6 (.625)

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Ms. Kippish

Oh, you didn't think I was gonna show my appreciate to Ms. Kippish without giving her my highest honor, did you?? I hope the hell not!

You know, looking at these glorious pictures makes me wonder why I'm not off getting my good friend pregnant right the hell now. She's the perfect candidate: Fine, fine, and fine. I mean I should've made an honest attempt by now at the least. Man, I'm fuckin' up! Wait a minute, impregnating your friends is a bad thing! I gotta remember that somehow lol.

Anyway, while I'm over here talking bullshit, y'all enjoy the pics lol.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Vanessa Nina

I think we all need to stand up and give my good friend Ms. Kippish a round of applause. She's actually contributed a lot to my website, from introducing me to the always sexy Abby Cameron to showing me where to find the smooth sounds of OhGinelle. Now she brings us Miami's own Vanessa Nina, and for that we thank you! Give it up!

Oh, you can't get enough of Vanessa?? Well that's why she has a website! Check it out and don't be afraid to send her a tweet @VanessaNina.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Elle

There's no VIP section on SGGP, but if there ever was you best believe Elle would be on it. Check out all the things she has going in her favor: 1) Incredible boobs 2) Reps Ft. Lauderdale 3) Cool as fuck 4) Nice to me 5) Incredible boobs...wait, I already said...dammit look at those titties! Hold up, what number are we on??

Fuck it, you get the point. Elle is awesome! Twitter my homie @ElleGottaFatAss!

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Fibi Love Pt. 2

We already started on Fibi Love early this morning and here are the rest of her awesome pics! I told you I had a lot from her. She's great so this will NOT be the last time you see her around these parts. Yessir!



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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Fibi Love Pt. 1

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