November 19, 2009

Random News Shit: NFL Headlines Edition

ST. LOUIS, MO. - NOVEMBER 30:  Ronnie Brown #23 of the Miami Dolphins rushes against the St. Louis Rams at the Edward Jones Dome on November 30, 2008 in St. Louis, Missouri.
1) Ronnie Brown Placed On Injured Reserve
Wow, this sucks balls for the Dolphins. I mean, you still have Pat White to run the Wildcat through, but nobody on that team runs its better than Ronnie Brown.

Lets be honest, the Dolphins weren't gonna make a playoff run anyway, they're schedule is just too tough. But they were definitely a team no potential playoff team wanted to see. Ronnie Brown being gone hurts that.

2) Brady Quinn Fined For Low Block
After throwing his 2nd INT Monday, Brady Quinn went low on Ravens' Terrell Suggs and was fined a whooping $10,000! So Brady Quinn could've ended T-Sizzle's career by taking out his knees with a chop block and that's worth $10,000, but Ocho Cinco bringing $1 onto the field as a joke is worth $20,000?? BULLSHIT!

3) Bengals Sign RB Larry Johnson
I had my money on him joining New England because they have a thing for old players, but I guess the Bengals can be a nice fit too. I understand the "Cedric Benson was a cast away and look what he's become in Cincy" logic of the Bengals, but I think this is a different situation. Benson was 25 when they signed him, Johnson just turned 30 today. Its not the same.

4) Bills Fire Dick Jauron
Well this was no shocker to anyone, it was inevitable even before the season started. Hell, it was inevitable when Ralph Wilson decided not to fire him at the end of last season.

Anyway, now the Bills are looking at Mike Shanahan and Bill Cowher as possible replacements, but they've got to be smoking of they think either of those guys want to come to Buffalo and inherit that mess lol.