November 09, 2009

What The FUCK Happened To Sammy Sosa??

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Look at Sammy Sosa! This nigga looks spooky as hell! When I first saw these pics last night I almost couldn't fall asleep. I'm not even joking either, these pictures really freak me the fuck out. It looks like he's wearing some of that weird powdery make-up black comedians use to play random white people (See Chuck Taylor of "Chappelle's Show" and Bob of "Martin").

Anyway, the Chicago Tribune is reporting that he's going through a "rejuvenation process for his skin" and that's the reason behind the change. I don't know what to believe, but I'm about to wrap this shit up because I'm tired of looking at these pics. Peace!