November 20, 2009

Random News Shit: Horny Edition

The Love Dessert
1) New 'Love Dessert' Key Ingredient Is Viagra
Before anybody gets too excited, this dessert is NOT for sale because Viagra is a prescription drug.

That doesn't stop this from being hilarious though. I wonder if the chef who created it actually made it for himself and somebody just happened to tell on him?? Its a possibility. Well I guess this is a nice way to cover up the embarrassment, but a spoon full of this shit and embarrassment will be the last thing that needs to be cover up as he walks around the kitchen lol.

2) Study Touts Success With 'Female Viagra' Drug
If this shit ever comes out for real I predict divorce rates dropping drastically. I mean just think about it, this could officially put an end too wives not being "in the mood." The possibilities are endless!

And I probably shouldn't say this, but it could bring rape numbers way down too. If a guy breaks up a couple of these pills and gives them to a potential victim, is she really that against the sex?? I don't know? I'm just saying.

Long story short, this drug could literally change the world as we know it.