He was sentenced to 2 years in prison, and now he'll be doing for. Tough break.
Shout out to all the people saying "fuck the police" and all that. The police didn't sentence him and the police didn't make him violate the terms of his release. They're an easy scapegoat, but at some point people are gonna have to take accountability for their actions. Do I think the 2 year sentence was harsh for his crime?? Yes, of course, but don't give them a reason to give you more time. Especially when there was a possibility he'd only have to serve 1 year if he had good behavior. Niggas.
Anyway, speaking of niggas and prison...
2) DMX Owes IRS $1.5 Million In Back Taxes
You know the secretly saddest part about all these niggas that owe back taxes?? They, and DMX especially, made so much more money while they were hot than they actually owe the IRS. If you told me in 2000 that DMX would owe $1.5 million in back taxes in 2009, I would've probably laughed and said he could write a check and take care of that in a few minutes. Sadly that isn't the case for him at this point. He's not only fallen off, but he's fallen ALL the way off. Very sad.
3) Shaunie O'Neal Files For Divorce From Shaq
Wait a minute, didn't this already happen like 2 years ago?? You know what?? I think it did, but instead of Shaunie divorcing Shaq, Shaq was divorcing Shaunie. Yeah, I remember that because I did a celebritory Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant piece on her sexy ass being single in 2007!
Whatever, this sucks for Shaq because he's gonna probably lose half of his shit, but I feel most sorry for Lebron. If he thought Shaq slowed down their offense in these first 7 games, he ain't seen nothing yet. Ideally all that's going on should make Shaq angry and play better, but at 37, I don't think that's gonna happen.
(Side note: Did you know Shaunie's real name is Va'Shaundya?? Come on black people, we gotta do better!)
(Side note #2: Now that we see how instantly good the Suns are now that Shaq's gone, is it safe to say Steve Kerr's trade to bring him to Phoenix was one of the all-time worst trades??)
(Side note #3: I can't wait for LeBron vs. D-Wade this tomorrow night on TNT!)
4) 50 Says Game & Buck Are Still Signed To G-Unit & Mobb Deep Isn't
M.O.P. being gone isn't news, we already knew they left last year, but I had no idea he dropped Mobb Deep. Didn't them niggas get G-Unit tattoos?? Welp that sucks lol. I should've known they were gone because I was just watching this video of 50 yesterday talking about one of his biggest regrets musically was jumping on Mobb Deep's track Pearly Gates. Should of been a red flag for me, but I missed it.
Now on Game and Young Buck, 50 needs to come out and define "kicked out of G-Unit" because he said that about about both Buck and Game and now he's saying their both still signed to the label. I guess he meant that they were kicked out of G-Unit the rap group, but he should've clarified that when he made the announcements they were gone.
And this is the label Beanie Sigel was dying to get to??
