January 31, 2008
Chronic Masturbation
I found this shit in Filno's favorites on YouTube, check this nigga out:
LMAO!!! That is some good ol' fashioned parody right there boy lol. Video by DyMe-A-DuZiN.
You Gotta Love Deion Baby!
How could you hate him?? I know I couldn't, he's just too entertaining! I love the part when they ask him what he'd do with Randy Moss if he was still playing and he asks them what he'd do with him in return lol.
Meet The Browns Trailer
I forgot all about this, but it looks like a good one check out the trailer:
Angela Bassett is alive! I'm glad to see her back working, but wassup with Rick Fox being in there?? I mean I ain't mad at him, but it was just random as hell lol. Well, this looks like another good one so I'll probably take my mom and best friend to see it when it comes out March 21st.
Erykah Badu - Honey
I should have watched this the other day. I mean I saw it on a bunch of different websites, but for some reason I didn't press play. Well I'm glad I finally did because this video here is classic:
Erykah and Andre need to stop playing and get back together because creatively they're in a different world that really only they live on. Could you imagine them still together now?? That would be crazy BUT I still wanna smash Erykah one day so maybe it is best that they aren't together lol.
NBA All-Star Reserves Announced
I already gave you the starters last week, now its time for the reserves:
East
G Chauncey Billups
F Chris Bosh
G Caron Butler
G Richard Hamilton
F Antawn Jamison
G Joe Johnson
F Paul Pierce
West
F Carlos Boozer
G Steve Nash
F Dirk Nowitzki
G Chris Paul
G Brandon Roy
F Amare Stoudemire
F David West
So its official, Shaq will NOT be on an All-Star game roster for the first time in 14 seasons! Its crazy when you think about it right?? Well there is 0 reserve centers so I guess its not too crazy...I dunno whatever its just weird lol.
Now, lets talk snubs. In my opinion, these are the 2 biggest snubs:
1. Ray Allen - How don't all 3 of the big 3 make the All-Star team?? These are the big 3 that have the best record in the league right?? Oh, ok.
2. Baron Davis - 22, 8, and 2 (steals) a game isn't good enough anymore???
I dunno who'll win, but I guess we'll have to wait and see Feb. 17th.
Source
RZA: 'Dis Nigga Just Touched My Dick'
Check this shit out:
LMAO!!! Damn, it don't get no more homo than this! That nigga should be lucky it wasn't Akon performing because somebody would've got body slammed lol.
Thursday Billboard Update - 1/31/08
In another slow week with no major releases Alicia Keys' As I Am finally gets knocked out of the #1 spot by the soundtrack to Juno (hopefully the soundtrack is better than the movie lol). Natasha Bedingfield is this week's Hot Shot Debut as her album Pocketful Of Sunshine comes in at #3 with 50,000 copies sold. My boo Keyshia Cole's album Just Like You re-enters the top 10 at #8 and with 31,100 records sold this week.
There's a little commotion on Hot this week as Snoop Dogg's Sensual Seduction (11-8) finally broke through like I promised last week. He's getting hot at the right time so maybe he should think about pushing his album up into the February range.
The Billboard 200 1-10
1. Various Artists - Juno sdtk
2. Alicia Keys - As I Am
3. Natasha Bedingfield - Pocketful Of Sunshine
4. Mary J. Blige - Growing Pains
5. Radiohead - In Rainbows
6. Taylor Swift - Taylor Swift
7. Chris Brown - Exclusive
8. Keyshia Cole - Just Like You
9. Garth Brooks - The Ultimate Hits
10. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana 2 sdtk
- John Legend's live album Live From Philadelphia tanks 24 spots 31-7. Its expected though being that the album is only sold in Target stores.
- After a long 34 weeks Rihanna's 3rd album Good Girls Gone Bad has finally sold 1 million copies. It jumped 10 spots 55-45 and is at a total of 1,002,500.
1. Flo-Rida - Low (1-1)
2. Alicia Keys - No One (2-2)
3. Chris Brown - With You (4-3)
4. Timbaland - Apologize (3-4)
5. Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music (7-5)
6. Fergie - Clumsy (5-6)
7. Sean Kingston - Take You There (8-7)
8. Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction (11-8)
9. Sara Bareilles - Love Song (10-9)
10. Chris Brown - Kiss Kiss (6-10)
- Keyshia Cole's new single I Remember jumps 15 spots 48-33.
- Lupe Fiasco's first single Superstar finally makes some moves on the Hot 100 as it skies 24 spots 60-36 and is this week's biggest airplay gainer.
- Michael Jackson's remake of Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' featuring Akon debuts at #81 this week.
- Still no Soulja Boy Yahhh! lmao.
Jay-Z - Ain't I; Blueprint 3 Coming Soon??
Damn, its a good thing I checked out my man KiNg "D" out before I got offline or I would've missed out on this shit! Man I must be slippin' lol.
Anyway, DJ Clue is screaming over the track so I thought it just might be an old track (plus it sounds like '98 Hov), but apparently this shit is the first track from Bluepring 3! That's right, BLUEPRINT 3!!! I'm amp'd now, it might take me another hour or so to get sleepy again lol. Aight well check out the Timbaland produced track called Ain't I:
Jay-Z - Ain't I
Yeah, I can fuck with this here, it sounds like late 90's Jay without being late 90's Jay...you know?? The Timbo beat could've been better, but Jay was merkin' that shit anyway. I already know most people will hate it I'm sure (or claim to at least) and continue to say Hov fell off BUT like I always say, "if Jay-Z fell off then who the fuck is on??"
**UPDATE**
I still haven't been able to find any new info on BP3, I mean even Wiki doesn't have anything yet lol. I've been all over the net searching for info and I've noticed the response to the track seems to be pretty good so far (score one of the Hov-man lol).
After all my scouring of the internet (aka typing "Blueprint 3" into Google lol) I did find someone with a good ass point on RealTalkNY. The poster went by EJM205 and said, "so since Carter 2 Jay will have release 3 albums before Carter 3. smh wtf is the 'best rapper alive' doin?" Good question, right?? If I had a thought of the day, that would be it right there lol. Aight, I'm going to bed for real now, more info on BP3 later.
I Told Y'all The Roc Was Over
I told y'all Roc-A-Fella was over a couple weeks ago and that was even before a bunch of niggas allegedly got dropped. According to Beanie Sigel's manager he and Freeway are still signed, but according to Peedi Crakk everybody got dropped. I'll let you hear the interview for yourself, enjoy:
I dunno who is and who isn't dropped, but what I do know is that the Roc is OVER! ...and that at least Peedi Crakk is dropped lol.
Idiocracy 101/How Wack Is This??/INN/Why???
I had a hard time figuring out where I wanted to go with this one, I mean it could easily be Idiocracy 101, How Wack Is This, or INN. As you can see from the title, I decided on 2 of the 3 because this has to be one of the top 10 dumbest things I've even seen in my life! This nigga actually went and got a box of Frosted Flakes Bedazzled! Yes, believe it or not that shit is fake as hell and is nothing more than the result of an idiot with a Bedazzler and too much time on his hands lol.
Just think, Lil Jon's "Crunk Ain't Dead" chain is 7.5 inches tall, weighs nearly 12 pounds, and cost him a half a million dollars. I got a box of Life cereal in my kitchen that's just over 10½ inches and I know a Frosted Flakes box is bigger than that, so do you know how heavy that shit would be if it was real?? Too heavy for that wire hanger thin pendant connector he has attached to it lol. Plus, it would have to have cost more than Lil Jon's and why would we have reason to believe this nigga has that kinda money to blow on such foolishness??? I mean seriously, we don't even know this nigga's name! lol. Us not knowing is name is the saddest part because today he's got the most publicity he'll ever get in his whole life and he won't even get any Myspace views from it lmao.
**UPDATE**
Fuck it, I'm going all in on this one lol.
Idiocrary 101: Patriots Fan Gets Helmet Tattooed On Head
I thought I took football too seriously, but this nigga here has got me beat! I saw this on First Take a minute ago, but I forgot about it until I was staring at Google's homepage trying to figure out what I came there to search in the first place lol. Anyway, just look at this fool:
What the fuck man?? Why would you do this yourself?? Not only does he have me beat being a football fanatic, but he even has that dumbass Bears fan from last year who had to legally change his name to Peyton Manning after he lost a bet beat.
January 30, 2008
He Did NOT Change His Name To Sean John, Stop With The Corny Jokes
Seriously, all these Sean John one liners have GOT to stop! Its so corny and on top of all that HE NEVER SAID HE WAS CHANGING HIS NAME lol. Anyway, DIDDY is looking for both male and female models blah blah blah just watch the video:
Fat Joe - 300 Brolic/Crack House
New video from Fat Joe here. Pretty street and grimey aka the good shit so check it out:
My favorite part is when he's sipping champagne from a straw during Crack House lol. Oh yeah the video hoes breakin' it down in the crack-kitchen weren't bad either lol.
This Is The Why The Giants WON'T Win Super Bowl XLII
I wasn't home most of yesterday and I missed this:
Here's what Tom Brady had to say:
Oh boy... I thought the Giants would at least have a chance, but now they just might get done like the Bills or Redskins earlier this season lol. Damn, why these niggas had to start coming out the mouth knowing damn well the Pats need shit like that to win. Oh well there's always next year lol.
Buck The World Better Than Graduation, Curtis, & American Gangster??
That's what Buck says, check it out:
Aight Buck, I'll give you Curtis and maybe even Graduation on a bad day, but American Gangster?? Fuck no! Buck The World was jammin' though and it was the first album I bought in 2007 (still looking to make my first purchase of '08, but no one is smart enough to drop an album in January lol), but he's pushing it here. I don't mind it though because he's just biggin' himself up, I mean its not like he said he was the best rapper alive or anything like others (lol).
The Come Up Lil Wayne Edition
The Come Up DVD is back with a new Lil Wayne edition...yippy! lol. I'm sure it'll be like the Gangsta Grillz edition and the NBA Live 08 edition where they basically talked about it for 5 minutes and then went back to doing just a regular version of the DVD lol. Damn shame, but here's the trailer type video Jordan Towers just put up on YouTube:
Does anyone see Nicki Minaj taking it to the next level?? No?? Well I don't either lol. I mean she's aight lyrically and she is kinda sexy, but I just don't see it. Especially if she's gonna sign to Young Money because that is just about the worst career move you can make besides signing to Cash Money or No Limit lol. Who knows though in a world where one of the top 10 ugliest niggas in the game can make a hit record for just about anybody lol.
On another note, I see Gucci Mane is gonna be back on here so lets all cross our fingers and hopes he keeps his shirt on and brings chapstick lol.
Kanye West's Glow In The Dark Tour
This is that tour he was talking about way back in May and I guess he's finally ready to hit the road. I could've sworn he already did this, but he just posted it on his blog today so I guess not lol.
January 29, 2008
Mary J. Blige Feat. Swizz Beatz - Just Fine (Treat 'Em Right Remix)
As usual I had to save the illest for last! Now, this is basically the same exact record BUT just with ad-libs by Swizzy and a beat from Chubb Rock's 1991 hit Treat 'Em Right. This shit is so crazy! Check it out:
Mary J. Blige Feat. Swizz Beatz - Just Fine (Treat 'Em Right Remix)
Swizzy KILLED this shit!
Flo Rida Feat. Timbaland - Elevator
Looks like Flo Rida is gonna try to double up on the success of the T-Pain assisted Low sooner than most one-hit wonders as he's released Elevators while Low is still at the top of the charts. This tactic could be good or bad depending on how long his current song will reign over the Hot 100. Welp, we shall see, but for now check out his new shit with Timbo:
Flo Rida Feat. Timbaland - Elevator
As is the case with most artists who need T-Pain to make a hit record, Flo Rida's 2nd effort is terrible, to say the least lol. I mean the beat is bangin', but the rest? Not so much lol. Flo really has what it takes to be this year's Shop Boyz or Rich Boy (hot for the beginning of the year, frozen for the rest) and maybe this is proof of that. Who knows?? We'll get our answer soon enough.
Well, just in case you're still interested Flo's debut album Mail On Delivery hits stores March 18th...that date sounds familiar for some reason but fuck it lol.
Uncle Murda - Hard To Kill
I can tell this nigga Uncle Murda is really gonna soak the fuck out of this whole getting shot in the head thing so be prepared to be sick of it sooner than later. Our first sample comes from his new track Hard To Kill, check it out:
Uncle Murda - Hard To Kill
The track was actually kinda good BUT I can see this is probably going no where lol.
Charli Baltimore - Lose It
Charlie Baltimore, remember here?? Well if you do enjoy her new track Lose It off of....well I don't know what its off of (or if she's even signed to anyone for that matter lol), but it is produced by Scott Storch. That's all the info I got, sorry lol:
Charli Baltimore - Lose It
Big Lou - She's Just 16 Years-Old
I remember back in the day I was Big Lou's friend on Myspace, but he was making too many bulletins or events or some shit and I decided to delete him BUT I'm glad to see he's making some moves. His latest move is this track She's Just 16 Years-Old which is just so ill! Check it out:
Big Lou - She's Just 16 Years-Old
See what I mean?? This dude is nice and this beat is so beautiful in an eerie sort of way, you know? I love it man, I really do so big ups to Big Lou!
Papoose - Scream
I got some new Papoose for y'all ass! Check it out:
Papoose - Scream
WTF?? This shit is garage as fuck! LMAO!!! Damn, Pap is fuckin' slippING! I dunno if he's ever gonna be able to make an album worth of hot songs, but maybe if he goes back to the mixtapes he'll gain some of his mojo back. This shit here is just pathetic and corny, I'm sorry lol.
Lloyd Banks - Anotha 70 (I'm Back)
Since I started off with the Unit I might as well finish up and give y'all this new Lloyd Banks. Its just a freestyle over one of those tracks on Curtis, but it is 70 bars. Check it out if you haven't already:
Lloyd Banks - Anotha 70 (I'm Back)
I remember back in '04 he was one of the baddest punchline rappers in the land...those days are long gone lol.
G-Unit - Bottom Girl/Southside Nigga
What's good peeps?? I been M-I-A all day ridin' out with Smiley, but I must say it was a pretty productive day as far as the business goes and he's gonna say his first 360° contract tomorrow so that's wassup on my end. Anyway, I see I didn't miss much today as far as news goes so here's all that music I promised yesterday.
First up we have the Young Buck-less Unit with two new tracks Bottom Girl and Southside Nigga, check 'em out:
G-Unit - Bottom Girl
This shit was aight, could've been better, plus the beat wasn't really that hot.
G-Unit - Southside Nigga (I'm Leavin')
This one was a lil better, but not by much. If they wanna drop another album they're gonna need to make some more shit like they gave away on that G-Unit Radio 25 mixtape lol.
January 28, 2008
Gnarls Barkley Are 'The Odd Couple'
Morre Gnarls news! I just saw the bulletin on Myspace and they've announced that their 2nd album will be called The Odd Couple NOT Atlantis like I got off Wiki the other day. Looks like their dropping this April so I'm SOOO fuckin' ready! And I'm loving Run, that shit is jammin'.
Gnarls Barkley - Run
I got this new Gnarls Barkley shit here, upload it to DivShare and right when it gets to 100% it says they'll be back soon because they are down for maintenance! Grrr! How lame is that?? Aight well settle for the Zshare for right now:
Gnarls Barkley - Run
Crazy right??
A Lil Reminder Of Who's STILL The Best Rapper Alive
Just got the bulletin from Hovito's Myspace, fuck wit it:
Jay-Z - Pray (Live Video)
I got a lot of new music for y'all too I'm post more it later.
Lil Wayne Is "Not The Most Happiest Man Right Now"
Ayo this nigga Lil Wayne is out of control! This is from a show over the weekend in Richmond, VA. Just check this shit right here out:
LMAO!!! WOOOOOW!!!!!! All this over your crew taking your nose candy and suggesting you go to rehab?? Can you say, "they shoulda never gave you niggas money!"?? Yo, how you just gon' son your people like that??? This lil ugly nigga talked about them, fired them, threw his jacket at them, and had the crowd scream "fuck you" to them and they just stood there and took it! LMAO!!! I thought Lil Wayne's Stans were dickriders, but these pussy ass niggas take the cake. How you let a 5'4" nigga disrespect you like that and just take it??? I mean I know the nigga pays all your bills, gets you bitches to fuck, and let you watch he and Baby go at it, but shit I would've walked off the stage AT LEAST! Yeah he was high off that powder and feelin' like Superman (see Tyrone Biggums in season 2's Red Balls sketch lol), but got damn nigga be a man lol.
Now, to this, "a junkie can't do what the fuck I do," line lol. Okay Mr. Weezy, what is it that you do??? From here all it seems like you do is talk shit, make bullshit records, and single handedly ruin niggas albums (see Graduation and American Gangster) so what junkie can't do that?? What junkie can't get in the booth and spit lines like, "man, I wish I was 'dom' so I could set her free, 'cause that's freedom, do you understand me" like you did on Can't Help But Wait Remix or "I'm in my prime, I feel like a new Wayne. How come there is 2 women...but aint no 2 Waynes" from Dey Know Remix (and TRUST me, I could keep going but those are just some of the most recent lol). It does NOT take ANY sort of talent to come up with foolishness like that lol.
Whatever, this nigga is out of control and you can tell he was high when he was talking because he was trying to say some profound shit, but just ended up making no sense lol. Anyway, this nigga Wayne is in desperate need of drug rehabilitation to combat his cracky ways and actions, those niggas in his crew need to kill themselves for going out like bitches for a check, and those dumbasses in the crowd need to smarten up. You know this would've been a perfect time for Fuck Lil Wayne Pt. 3, but I'll let this one ride lol.
Oh yeah and where was all this anger and courage when 50 Cent was calling you a whore a few months ago???? Oh, okay lol.
Peedi Crakk - I'm Sorry (Jay-Z Diss??)
Its funny Peedi has a "R U REAL" shirt on in this pic because I have a "R U FUCKIN' SERIOUS" shirt on pointing right back at him lol. Now, I dunno if he's really dissing Jay on here because it sounds more like a chick did him dirty and he's bitter to me, but who knows lol. You be the judge:
Peedi Crakk - I'm Sorry (Jay-Z Diss??)
I dunno still, but if he is gonna go at Jay he's gonna need to do a lil bit better than this lol. I mean its a straight song, but he aint say no names, gave no stories about what happened, why he's mad, nothing! Well, I dunno about the song, but having this picture below as your display pic on Myspace is definitely a jab lol:
Why do people always go for the camel thing??? I mean besides the fact that its corny as shit, the nigga's chick is STILL 10x finer than anyone you've ever been with so obviously looks don't matter lol. I know one thing though: if you are gonna go at the CEO of your label make sure you're off that label first because they can not let you out of your contract and make your life a living hell (see J. Hood) lol.
Will Ferrell Pulling A Tracy Morgan On Power Lunch
ESPN Is Fuckin' Up!
Sorry people I'm feelin' real basketbally (I know that's not a word lol) today so just bare with me. Now, someone PLEASE tell me how this devastating dunk by Alabama's Senario Hillman is #2 on the Top Plays????:
What...the...FUCK!
Iverson STILL Has All The Answers!
Since I'm on the NBA right now check out this crazy shit Allen Iverson hit last night again the Mavs:
No backboard, now that's ill!
Can You Dunk?? Well Rudy Gay Is Looking For YOU!
Memphis Grizzlies' forward Rudy Gay is holding an online contest on YouTube for dunkers with some new ill shit to bring to the table. You go to Rudy's YouTube channel, upload your video, and the winner will have Rudy Gay performing the dunk at the Dunk Contest on Feb. 16th in the N.O. Don't take it from me, listen to Rudy tell you himself:
Damn, don't he sound like one of those niggas on Maury doing their lil intro shit before they come to the stage?? LMAO! My bad Rudy lol. Anyway, sounds like good shit if you got skillz like T-Dub., but if you're interested you better get to it because its the #1 featured video on YouTube today and already has well over 500,000 views so you ass is already behind lol.
On top of all that, this year you can vote for the winner of the Dunk Contest at home through text message! I know the NBA works with T-Mobile so if you're not with them then you're out of luck, but this is a good idea.
I'll leave you with Rudy Gay's top 10 dunks courtesy of the NBA's YouTube channel:
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: D. Woods On King
Damn I love this girl! Sorry, I just got caught up for a moment, but I do love me some D. Woods lol. I had the picture of the whole group on the cover of King Friday, but I never posted it because it wasn't just my boo...now it is! This is a limited edition 2nd cover (who knows if the other girls will get a solo cover but I doubt it lol) of the March/April '08 issue and if you go to King's website you just might see my comment requesting booty shots this time (if they haven't deleted it yet lol). Well, I'll be at my local 7-Eleven looking out for this soon lol.
Oh yeah don't forget that the new season of Making The Band 4 pops off TONIGHT!
Swizz Beatz Feat. Drag-On - Hard Knocks (Dirty)
I posted this last week BUT that was the clean version and here's the dirty for y'all ass. This shit is so crazy! I was sitting around at like 3am earlier today jammin' this shit lol. I wish I still kept blank CDs around my house so I could put this shit in the car, but its all good y'all enjoy (Whuddup Tye).
JAMMIN'!!!
January 27, 2008
The Heat Finally Won Again!
Its about got damn time! lol. Now lets see if they can make it a 2 game win streak when they play Boston on Tuesday lol. Hopefully they won't play in those throwbacks anymore because they ALWAYS lose in them lol. [FULL STORY]
January 26, 2008
Remy Ma - That Thing (Lil Kim & Fat Joe Diss)
I just might be late but fuck it Rem went IN on Kim and Joe on this shit here! I mean like straight hard body shit! She slipped up like 2 or 3 times and went completely off the beat Plies-style, but overall she murdered this shit. If you haven't heard it check it out now:
Remy Ma - That Thing (Lil Kim & Fat Joe Diss)
Where was all this ill shit when that Shesus Khrist shit was out?? Whatever, all I know is if Kim decides to reply she better get Maino to write her some sick ass shit or hone in on her best Biggie impression 'cause Remy got at her lol. Same shit goes for Fat Joe lol.
January 25, 2008
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Rihanna In FHM
**UPDATE**
Sadly these pics were Photoshopped and are not real. Sad.
I'm about to just name Rihanna the Queen of Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant after this shit here! Not only are these pictures fuckin' amazing, but she's the first to be featured 3 times. Crazy! Well y'all enjoy this shit, its another straight classic!
Jackie Moon - Love Me Sexy
If you can't get no pussy off this then there's something wrong with YOU! Check it:
Are you in that mood yet?! lol.
Joe Budden On Shade 45 With The Gomez Brothers
Since I was on the subject of Joe Budden I figured this would probably be a good time to listen to and post his interview with the Gomez Brothers on Shade 45 that I've had in my tabs since Monday lol. They're talking a lot of interesting shit like his label situation, relationship with Jay-Z, and Lumidee putting her little house on Cribs lol so don't sleep on this and peep the whole 22 minutes:
Joey is a problem and hopefully he can take it out on the industry when Padded Room drops this spring.
Gnarls Barkley's CD Nearly Done; So Is Joe Budden's
While you dickriders and drones are waiting around for Tha Carter III to drop I'm getting amp'd at news that Gnarls Barkley and Joe Budden are really coming back.
St. Elsewhere was clearly one of the illest albums to drop in '06 after Crazy turned into a mega-hit and I've been patiently waiting for more Gnarls. Guess what? The wait is nearly over! Billboard.com says the new album is nearing completion and RollingStones.com says its due out in April. Now, no name has been given for this album as a Myspace blog a few weeks ago warned that new info on the album will be released slowly and through their website GnarlsBarkley.com, but on Wikipedia they have it as being called Atlantis. We shall see, but I'm amp'd!
Now, I told you guys Joey was dropping a Mood Muzik 3 album and his official sophomore set Padded Room would come thereafter, but it looks like the latter is gonna be coming first. Joe told Billboard.com that Padded Room is "completed" and if all goes as planned we'll be getting it this spring! Later on in the interview Joey says he's still in the studio everyday making new shit so hopefully he'll have his third album out shortly after this one. I got my fingers crossed for that shit to happen; no word on Mood Muzik 3: The Album.
Myspace Friends DON'T Equal Record Sales!
I got about 25 tabs open on my Firefox right now so its time to start unloading shit, strap on ya' seat belt and get ya' popcorn ready!
First up is this video by Ghostface Killah asking his fans why y'all don't cop his shit. I'll talk more after you peep the footage:
118,609 as of right now to be exact. Now, I don't wanna diss Ghost or anything, but this is kinda the problem with the older rapper still doing it and aren't really up with the times. The first thing Ghost needs to know before he makes this argument again is that Myspace friend don't equal record sales. I mean it would be nice if that was the case, but anyone with any kind of music business sense knows it's not. Even if it was, selling 118,609 copies isn't that great anyway. On top of all of that, after how many weeks is this whole friends equaling record sales supposed to match?? After one week?? After 12 weeks?? When?? I don't think Ghostface has reached 118,609 with a debut of 35,600, but when he does then will he be happy?? I doubt it lol.
Now, I'm just gonna go over some examples of why thinking Myspace friends is a good barometer for albums sales is retarded:
Lupe Fiasco has 568,443 friends on Myspace. His album The Cool has been on the charts for 5 weeks and he's sold 268,300.
Soulja Boy has 666,906 friends on Myspace. His album Souljaboytellem.com has been on the charts for 15 weeks and sold 711,200.
Now here's the ball buster, Alicia Keys' album As I Am has sold 2,786,500 after just 10 weeks on the charts, but she has only 507,786 friends on Myspace! That's less than both Lupe and Soulja Boy yet she's sold more records than the both of them combined...TWICE!
50 Cent - U Aint Crazy
New 50 Cent! Unreleased shit called U Aint Crazy, check it out:
50 Cent - U Aint Crazy
Once again, where was all this shit during Curtis??? This shit is straight raw grimy shit...I love it!
Freeway's 16 Bars Contest
Wanna spit on Freeway's next mixtape?? Well I got a Myspace bulletin from Free's page and it looks like he's is holding a 16 Bars contest on Snapvine. The winner get to spit a 16 on his next mixtape and a Roca Wear prize pack! If you're interested or just wanna listen to some of the 16's go HERE. Good luck.
January 24, 2008
NBA All-Star Starters Announced; KG Finished On Top
I haven't been that into the NBA this year with my favorite player traded from my favorite team and my 2nd favorite team currently on a 15 game losing streak and only 8-33 overall, BUT I'll never miss the All-Star game no matter what lol. Its bittersweet to see KG as the #1 vote-getter, but whatever here's the starting line-ups:
East
G Dwyane Wade
G Jason Kidd
C Dwight Howard
F LeBron James
F Kevin Garnett
West
G Kobe Bryant
G Allen Iverson
C Yao Ming
F Carmelo Anthony
F Tim Duncan
Visibly missing from the starting line-up is obviously Shaq in the middle. After 14 straight all-star appearances Shaq actually runs the risk of not making the team averaging only 14 points and 7 boards a game. The good news for him is that his biggest competition is Zack Randolph and I doubt the coaches are gonna vote in a New York Knick lol. On another note, poor Chris Bosh! Last year he was a starter and now this year he was going up against the 2 players who got the most votes overall (KG was#1, LeBron was #2). KG going East was good news for Carmelo though because that finally freed up one of the West forward starter spots for him. As usual Steve Nash doesn't get the start at guard, but that will only fuel all those white writers to give him more MVP votes at the end of the year lol.
Welp, here are this year's All-Star jerseys and as usual the West's shits on the East's:
Source
The Tony & Jessica Saga Continues
Early today they said OK! Magazine said Tony called her and let her go, but on TMZ I just saw that Jessica Simpson's lawyers have contacted OK! saying they're still together and want a retraction of their story written ASAP. I dunno what's going on with this shit, but Tony needs to get his shit together though him blaming her for their loss never seemed very Romo-esque. Well, at least I've been able to move on from the football season and hopefully I won't put as much into it emotionally for 08-09 lol.
Anyway, here's the PTI guys talking about it at on the Big Finish with Wilbun asking should Romo go green...as in A.C. Green lol:
Colin Munroe - I Want Those Flashing Lights
I actually pushed play on this the other day when I saw it on Kanye's blog, but for some reason I quickly pressed pause for some reason and never got a chance to hear it. Then the other day, after I posted the R. Kelly Flashing Lights remix, I got a comment that said they were, "feelin that white kids remix more," and had no idea who that person was talking about. Fortunately when illseed posted it again on today's rumors I was able to put 2 and 2 together lol.
The "white kids" name is Colin Munroe and he hails from Toronto, Canada. Now, check out his version if you haven't already:
I have to give it to him, he killed this shit! I think Kanye should definitely hop on this track and make the remix official.
Air Jordan XX3 White/Titanium-University Blue Army
I love them! They kinda remind me of the Air Jordan XIII's I used to have back in like 7th grade. They just felt so good when I put them on for the first time and I wore them out literally (yep, until there was a hole in the bottom lol). [MORE PIX]
By the way, if you want these that bad the bid on eBay is currently at $1,000 and is just waiting for you to push it up to $1,025 lol. EBay is not really my thing and I don't see the benefit of buying anything for 5x its value especially when they'll be in stores within the next few weeks lol.
First Take's Dana Jacobson Suspended One Week By ESPN
I love First Take (I liked it more when it was Cold Pizza though lol) and I was wondering where the hell she was all this week, but finally the cat is out the bag. She's been suspended! Looks like she had too much to drink and took it a bit too far at a charity roast of Mike & Mike as she said, "fuck Norte Dame, fuck touchdown Jesus, and fuck Jesus." As the character Jules from Superbad said, "wow, that's a bit too far right there" lol. [FULL STORY]
Now, I'm not saying that I support her saying this, but geez wiz she was at a fuckin' roast. No one roasting Greeny and Golic were comedians so you just had to know that someone was gonna take it too far lol. Well I knew it at least when I saw them that morning on Mike & Mike lol.
It is a bit weird ESPN just suspended this week as the roast took place on Jan. 11th, but whatever. Check out this old guy trying to make a case that since Rush Limbaugh's racist ass got fired a few years ago that Jacobson should have been too:
Dana was at a roast, Rush wasn't. Dana was drunk, Rush wasn't. Dana wasn't on air, Rush was. Case closed.
Thursday Billboard Update - 1/24/08
Damn, these record sales look stagnant as fuck! Alicia Keys' fine ass is still #1 as she brings in 14% less than she did last week lol (61,000). See, this is why one of these struggling ass record labels needs me. Instead of trying to force my artist's project into an already over crowded December Tuesday I'd just hold it until January because the field had been wide ass open for the past 3 weeks! I mean record sales are down regardless, but a little marketing and strategy just might help some artists out. Anyway, we have 2 new entries onto the charts and the top 10 as Raheem DeVaughn's Love Behind The Melody debuts at #5 selling 44,900 in its first week and John Legend's Target exclusive Show Me Live debuts at #7 selling 32,800.
On Hot #1-3 and 5 all remain the same (again), Chris Brown loses ground to...Chris Brown, and Rihanna and Sara Bareilles both jump back into the top 10. Speaking of the top 10, I'm shocked that Snoopy's Sensual Seduction (12-11) didn't break through this week like I predicted but I got money on him being there next week.
The Billboard 200 1-10
1. Alicia Keys - As I Am
2. Various Artists - Juno sdtk
3. Mary J. Blige - Growing Pains
4. Radiohead - In Rainbows
5. Raheem DeVaughn - Love Behind The Melody
6. Taylor Swift - Taylor Swift
7. John Legend - Live From Philadelphia
8. Various Artists - Now! 26
9. Chris Brown - Exclusive
10. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana 2 sdtk
- I guess Amy Winehouse's cracky ways are helping her sale records because as most of us are forgetting more and more why we like her by the minute her album Back To Black is sitting at #36 selling 14,200 this week.
- I don't know what fueled this, but DJ Skribble's (remember him?? lol) Total Dance 2008 is this week's great sales gainer jumping 33 spots 102-69.
- The Spice Girls Greatest Hits debuts at #93! Hmm maybe that should be a sign if they are really thinking about a reunion lol.
1. Flo-Rida - Low (1-1)
2. Alicia Keys - No One (2-2)
3. Timbaland - Apologize (3-3)
4. Chris Brown - With You (6-4)
5. Fergie - Clumsy (5-5)
6. Chris Brown - Kiss Kiss (4-6)
7. Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music (13-7)
8. Sean Kingston - Take You There (10-8)
9. Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (7-9)
10. Sara Bareilles - Love Song (11-10)
- Webbie makes another huge push as Independent moves 16 spots north 40-24.
Reebok Hexride Yao Ming Olympic
I already know most people wouldn't fuck with these, but I aint one of them, I think these joints are ill. The only thing I'd change would be the placement of that big black Reebok logo on the side, but other than that I'd kill these shits with the right fitted. I got a fitted in mind that would go perfect with this, but its a Japanese rising sun style Yankee and as you all know Yao Ming is Chinese so that would be a hold up there lol. [MORE PIX]
Nike Zoom Tre SB Kanye West Custom
I was just chillin' listening to this new Ransom mixtape and ended up on SneakerFiles.com where I found these new custom Kanye West Zooms. Now, nothing is iller than those Yankee Edition LeBrons right now, but I could definitely fuck with these. Plus, I'm sure they are gonna be much less than those LeBrons lol. [MORE PIX]
Its funny I came across these today because I sent my homegirl some pink T.I. shoes the other day and she sent me these other custom Kanye kicks earlier today.
Bill Clinton Has A Dream On MLK Day
...literally, check it out:
LMAO! You know what? I aint even mad at Bill for this because I know there has been many of times where I dosed off in church lol. Matter of fact, anyone who says they haven't is a got damn lie! Everybody does it eventually so I don't even wanna hear it lol.
Swizz Beatz Feat. Drag-On - Hard Knocks
I figured I'd leave the hardest, hottest shit for last and that's exactly what this new Swizzy and Drag-On shit is. Nobody can't tell me this shit aint dope so go head and get ya' jam on if you haven't heard this shit before:
Swizz Beatz Feat. Drag-On - Hard Knocks
Now that I think about it, why wasn't this on One Man Band Man???
January 23, 2008
N*E*R*D - Everybody Nose
I got some new shit from N.E.R.D for y'all ass! This is a weird one for me because its jammin' and it makes me wanna move, but the lyrics sound retarded lol. Check it out, you may hate it, you may love it:
N*E*R*D - Everybody Nose
See what I mean?? Its what Crank That is supposed to be, but it actually sounds hot musically lol. Well no matter what you think of the song N.E.R.D albums generally suck so I, for one, won't be expecting much though Pharrell is still that nigga. Now excuse me as I go wait for the CRS album lol.
Cam'ron - Pass The Dutchie
I love this track...I just hate Cam'ron on it lol. I mean he isn't bad on it to the point where it ruins the songs, but this nigga is just talking some foolishness. Whatever it works on on this joint to me, check it out:
Cam'ron - Pass The Dutchie
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