No, what Khia said actually isn't where the ignorant nigga news comes from, its the person she's giving advice to. Tough I DO know what Hood Magazine is, I just swiped this shit from Bossip because it was just too funny lol. Check out what this female said:
Seriously now, how stupid can you be??? LMAO!! How you let a nigga fuck you until you're pregnant, all the way throughout the pregnancy, after the pregnancy to get you pregnant again, then all the way throughout that pregnancy, and just leave???? Beyond me! What the fuck do you mean he "disappeared"?? I mean is he a martian like Lil Wayne?? Was he on Street Magic with David Blaine?? Now, its obvious that this dude is, was, and will always be a loser so how far could get have possibly gotten?? Have you check the local playgrounds?? Or maybe one of those corner stores all the kids used to mysteriously migrate to immediately after school let out?? I mean he seems like your average 27 year-old jobless* loser who can't get over his high school days and just hangs out in the hood all day until school gets out so he can go post up*. I wouldn't be surprised if that nigga is right across the street from you now!Khia,
Hey girl I hope you choose this to go in the magazine. My name is Lashawn and I’m seventeen down here in Dade county. Anyway I just had my second baby from a grown ass man, 27 to be exact, who said he was gone be there after the baby was born.
He kept fu*king me while I was pregnant all the way up to the doctor said I couldn’t have any more sex. After that he disappeared. I feel so lost. What should I do?
- - LaShawn
Whatever, the more important question here is where the fuck are your parents??? I mean its one thing for your dad to be missing, that aint too uncommon, but what the fuck is your mom doing while you laid up with this old ass loser??? It would be one thing if this was the first time so it could have caught your mom off guard, but this is your second damn baby! You're telling me aint nobody around to tell you that you're a dumbass and you continuously having sex with someone with no means to support you isn't a good idea?? See, some people might say I'm mean, but everyone needs someone to tell them when they're being a dumbass and call them out on their bullshit. This girl is in desperate need of that, not advice from Khia in Hood Magazine lol.
Okay, maybe I've been a bit tough on homegirl so lets do some math to justify why this dude is the definition of loser: Lashawn just had her 2nd baby at 17, random loser (aka the father of both of her children) is 27. If she was still pregnant and had the baby at 17 then she was probably 16 when she got pregnant the 2nd time. Now, we don't know how much time went by in between the 2 babies, but lets just say it was 6 months. That means she got pregnant the first time when she was 15 and had the baby when she was 16 so realistically she had to be at least 14-15 when they met. If she was 14 or 15 then he had to be either 24 or 25, people that age, who aren't losers, probably aren't looking to get with a freshman in high school. Fuck it, I could go on and on about how much of a loser he is, but I'd be here all day and it STILL wouldn't be able to amount to his true level of loserdome lol. Besides, none of this is even possibly TWICE if homegirl isn't as dumb as she made herself seem in that letter lol.
Okay, I'm done with this shit for real lol.
*Anybody 27 and still going back to their high school routinely probably doesn't have a job.
* I know this dude goes to his old school to hang out because how else would they have met and she not be able to find him?? If they knew each other because they were neighbors she could just go to his mom to find him (I'm sure he wouldn't be too far away lol). She couldn't get into night clubs when they met so they could've met there. They're 10 years apart so they never could've possibly went to the same school at the same time unless he failed 12th grade at least 7 times lol. There's pretty much no other explanation to how they met besides him going back to the school to chill.
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