Random News Shit

1) School team hit for 66 runs in two innings

Damn, how in the FUCK did this kid make the team??? And whatever happened to the 7-0 mercy rule?? lol.

2) Texas inmate cons way onto Idaho ballot

This dude is a G! Its a shame he was smart enough to figure this out, but not smart enough to stay out of prison lol. Another thing, where in the fuck did he get the $1,000 if he's been in jail since '99???

3) Police: Copycat beating strikes Ind. 12-year-old

Damn, they need to stop taking these videos down before I get to see them! lol.

4) Boy gets butter knife stuck in head

I saw this shit on Best Week Ever last night, crazy shit. Who was that kid that threw the knife, fuckin' Throwdini?? These kids done lost their minds lol.


5) Lawyer’s lewd flick of the wrist gets him 90 days

Aww man this is the kinda shit that comedies with court scenes are made of lol.