November 05, 2009

The Yankees Win...The Cowboys The Super Bowl!

New York Yankees player Derek Jeter (C) celebrates as he holds the World Series trophy with teammates (L-R) A.J. Burnett, Jorge Posada, Mariano Rivera and Robinson Cano after the Yankees defeated the Philadelphia Phillies in Game 6 to win the 2009 Major League Baseball World Series in New York, November 4, 2009.
As you all know, the New York Yankees are celebrating their 27th World Series championship after beating the Philadelphia Phillies in game 6 last night. Well they shouldn't be the only team celebrating right now. That's right, due to the power of the Cowboys/Yankees Stadium Theory, the Dallas Cowboys should also be popping some bubbly at practice today because they have all but wrapped up Super Bowl XLIV.

Something would have to go disastrously wrong for my Dallas Cowboys to not fulfill their destiny. It was written! ...By me. Either way, Tony Romo's arm would have to fall off, or Miles Austin would have to break his hand missing his next TD-celebratory goal post dunk, or Michael Irvin would have to overdose on coke. Wait, he's not on the team anymore, stratch that last one lol.

You get the point, something would have to go waaaay wrong for the Cowboys to not hold the Lombradi trophy in Miami the night of February 7th. The CYST hasn't been wrong yet.

Now to go back to the World Series for a second, why the FUCK can't Hideki Matsui speak English still?? The nigga wins MVP and has to have a translator to speak to the interviewer. This nigga been living in New York and playing with the Yankees since 2003! You're telling me he hasn't picked up on the language yet?? C'mon son!

This just let you know how much of a hack sport baseball really is. The fact that you could have a player on a team contribute without being able to communicate with him is beyond me. And I don't care if he is just the DH, he's still contributing to a team without a coach being able to speak to him. That's just weird, even a kicker in football needs to be able to communicate with others.

Whatever.

This just emphasis the pointlessness of having managers/coaches in baseball. Really, what difference do they make?? Do I really need coaches at first and third base to tell me when to run when I've been playing the game since I was 6?? And seriously, what would be the difference between Derek Jeter or Jorge Posada coming to the mound to replace a pitcher and Joe Girardi?? I'll tell you what: Nothing! Baseball managers/coaches are useless hacks stealing money from their respective organizations. Period. They don't coach in practice, they don't coach in games, they are just unnecessary paychecks taking up a team uniform.

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