This shit is hilarious to me lol.
July 30, 2010
July 29, 2010
Just When You Thought He Couldn't Get Any Worse...
Thursday Billboard Update - 7/29/10
Teflon Don sold 176,295 in the first week (give The Industry Prognosticator his props!), and I was as shocked as anyone when I saw that STILL wasn't enough to overtake Eminem's Recovery at #1. Recovery sales were only down 4% from last week, and sold 187,187, which all but guarantees it'll remain #1 next week with no major releases Tuesday.
Like Recovery, Eminem's Love The Way You Lie featuring Rihanna remains at #1 for another week.
This Week In Flops 7/27/10
Let's get a consensus going, Fat Joe has fallen completely off, right?? Oh ok, just making sure. I have this album, but haven't heard any it yet, and I'm assuming not many will. I'm guessing just 15-35k for the Fat man.
Miles Austin Sports Illustrated Cover
(Side note: If Miles breaks his leg in a preseason game I'm going to the Sports Illustrated headquarters and slapping the shit out of the editor. Bet.)
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July 28, 2010
Kanye West Spittin' More Acapella Verses
I guess Kanye is on some kinda social network, acapella verse tour because yesterday he was at Facebook's headquarters and today he was at Twitter's.
And speaking of Twitter, Kanye is on it on now. Yeah, I guess he had a change of heart since his all caps, anti-Twitter rant of May '09. Yeezy didn't waste any time making a big announcement via Twitter, his third tweet was one informing us his upcoming album will no longer be called Good Ass Job. Personally, I wouldn't give a shit if the album was called "Fiyah Blows Girthy Cock," I just wanna hear it.
(Side note: Kanye, please don't name your album "Fiyah Blows Girthy Cock." Thank you.)
Sarah Palin's Fifty Nifty United States
I've been meaning to post this, it had me rolling when I first saw it lol.
Double Rainboy Guy On Jimmy Kimmel Live
This is from last week, I just never got around to posting it with finishing that Teflon Don review and non-stop tweeting taking up so much of my time. Welp, better late than never, right?? Right!
The 2nd part and a hilarious double rainbow spoof after the jump.
Kanye West Spittin' Acapella Verses
Don't put Rick Ross' name on that album of the year award just yet, Kanye is back! Those verses were mean and vicious acapella, so who knows what they're gonna be like with beats underneath. I'm excited to find out. Now let me get as far away from this video as possible before I know the verses by heart before the songs are even out.
T.O. Chooses The Bengals
What am I talking about?? Well yesterday I wrote a column urging T.O. to join the Bengals over the Jets, then later that day we're hearing about T.O. picking the Bengals over the Jets (presumably right after reading my column). And no, I don't care if the Jets never made a formal offer and the Bengals were the only team with a deal on the table, I'm taking the credit any damn way. So yeah, Cincinnati you're welcome.
July 27, 2010
The Decision: Jets Or Bengals??
Terrell: No, I wanna hear what my man Fiyah has to say first.
Jim Gray: Take it away, Fiyah.
Thanks Jim. Terrell, look man, you have GOT to pick the Bengals! I know everybody is talking about the Jets and them being Super Bowl favorites, but it's a setup. Mark my words: the '10 Jets equal the '08 Cowboys.
July 26, 2010
Caviar Bethany Benz Is Back With Another One!
But wait, that's not the only thing going on in the world of porn. Nope! This just in: 3D porn has arrived!!!! If you still have your 3D glasses from Avatar or Toy Story 3, here's the link.
Dez Bryant Refuses To Carry Roy Williams' Pads...Good!
Which brings me to my next point: Who the fuck is Roy Williams to put another receiver in his place?? Roy and Dez have done about the same production-wise for the Dallas Cowboys, the only difference is that Dez has yet to play in a game. Roy hasn't earned the right to rookie haze anybody, especially Dez Bryant. Tony Romo? Fine. Jason Witten? Fine. Miles Austin? Fine. Patrick Crayton? Fine. Roy Williams? Negro please!
(Oh, and this just in, Dez's mom was in attendance at practice Sunday, which makes me believe even more that Roy was trying to show him up.)
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July 24, 2010
Rick Ross - Teflon Don (Review)
1) I'm Not A Star
First and foremost, shout out to everybody that was a "rockstar" in 2007, but will now say they're "not a star" because they like this song. I know y'all out there.
Anyway, what a marvelous way to start the album. J.U.S.T.I.C.E. League kills the beat (as expected) and the lyrics were perfect for it. No negatives, only positives, the momentum has been set.
July 23, 2010
Joell Ortiz - We Don't Believe You (feat. Joe Budden & Novel)
And I was JUST wondering what ever happened to that YAOWA mixtape the other day too, it was supposed to drop in June. Well now they're talking about October, so we'll see.
Anyway, Joey rips this shit apart. I wish the beat would've been harder, but it's a decent song.
Anyway, Joey rips this shit apart. I wish the beat would've been harder, but it's a decent song.
Nicki Minaj - Your Love Video
Though Nicki does look hotter than she has in a long while, this video is stupid as fuck. Normally we (meaning everybody but me) give passes to people when they try to be creative, but this video just looks cheap and poorly executed. If that's what they were going for then fine, but I don't think it was.
Oh well, Nick will be fine, now let's see if she can do the impossible and get Cash Money to release her album as well. All Drake had to do was become the hottest rapper on the planet to get them to finally get him a real release date, so we'll see if her November 23rd date will stick.
Speaking of Nicki Minaj, outside of Lady Gaga, does any female artist have a weirder or worse looking fan base per capita?? Doesn't it seem like all the "barbies" are either super flamboyant gay dudes or big burly bitches?? Maybe it's just me?
Cowboys Agree To Terms With Dez Bryant
Oh wait, the news just keeps getting better as the Cowboys have also come to terms with 2nd-rounder Sean Lee and now have all rookies signed and ready to go for tomorrow! *Fist pump!*
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Random News Shit: NBA Headlines
Welp Cleveland y'all can give all LeBron jersey burning and hate speech a rest for a second and deflect your anger at a new target: Chris Paul. If he had made this trade request weeks ago, Dan Gilbert and everything to get him in Cleveland and maybe LeBron stays. As great as his situation is now with the Heat, I'm sure potentially landing CP3 would've at least made him think harder about his "decision." So yeah, Cleveland, be mad at Chris Paul for asking for a trade this late in the summer.
July 22, 2010
Adam Carolla Interviews
Adam's book "In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks" doesn't come out until November (the 2nd to be exact) so I'm not to sure what's with the media blitz, but I'm always up to hear Carolla ranting. In fact, I'm gonna start posting some of the classic clips from his show soon, but for now enjoy these videos.
Fiyah The Industry Prognosticator??
Hmmm, those predicted figures sound very familiar...oh, I know why, because they're from Tuesday's This Week In Flops! I wrote that Tuesday morning! And yes, I could change those dates and times to say what I want, but I can't change the date and time of this tweet. BOOM! Get it on, your boy Fiyah is an industry prognosticator now!
I'd like to thank God, and my momma, and my 2-3 readers, and everybody who believed in me! Double rainbow! Where Brooklyn at?!
Oh, and no I don't care if this is just a coincidence, I'm taking my new title and running with it!
Thursday Billboard Update - 7/22/10
Eminem's Love The Way You Lie featuring Rihanna finally overtakes Katy Perry's California Gurls for the #1 spot. It's crazy Eminem only had 1 #1 single in the first 10 years of his career and has had 3 in the last past 2.
Bruno Mars - The Other Side (feat. Cee Lo Green & B.o.B)
This song is GREAT! How has it been out since May and I had no idea until I saw the video today?? What the fuck?? Anyway, Elements of Chris Isaak's Wicked Games on the hook (love that shit!), and strong contributions from B.o.B and Cee-Lo. I must say, I'm rapidly becoming a Bruno Mars fan.
**UPDATE**
Drake - Paris Morton Music
Hot, awfully hot. I'm not sure if Def Jam made Ross take the verse off or if Drake just finished it after Ross' deadline, but either way production should've been halted to include it. I'm just saying, this would have made Aston Martin great...or at least more cohesive because as it, it sounds like a Drake sample more than a Drake feature.
Rick Ross - Audio Meth (feat. Raekwon)
Okay, I see why this didn't make the album, it's not that impressive. It's average at point.
July 21, 2010
Ralph Macchio Is Back!
Daniel LaRusso aka Billy Gambini aka Johnny Cade aka Ralph muthafuckin' Macchio is back! The first video is a FunnyOrDie.com exclusive, and the second (after the jump) is from Jimmy Kimmel Live last night.
Also, check Ralph out on Twitter @RalphMacchio. Last night I promised that after I get Bob Saget to follow back Rick Ross (still not sure why Ricky follows Bob Saget in the first place), I'm going to attempt to get both to follow Ralph. This will be a tall order, some say the tallest in Twitter history, but if anybody can do it... well, it's probably not me but that won't stop me from trying anyway.
Kevin Hart's "Seriously Funny" In Stores Now!
"Seriously Funny" was just that, so if you ain't got it, go get it!
NBA Jam First Look Coverage With The Irate Gamer
If you're not familiar with the Irate Gamer, he's a popular YouTuber known for his creative and hilarious video game reviews. I've been watching his videos for a couple years now, and I can't believe this is the first time I'm posting something from him.
Anyway, NBA Jam looks dope! I'm not gonna lie, I'm seriously considering investing in a Wii just to play it...well I'd go buy Mario and some other shit too, but NBA Jam could be what pops shit off. I wish my cousin was free so we could play this like we used to in the 90's, but hopefully he'll be out by the time I get it. NBA Jam hits stores October 5th.
July 20, 2010
A Few Thoughts On Jordan's Thoughts On LeBron
First, let's take another look at the exact quote from MJ: "There's no way, with hindsight, I would've ever called up Larry, called up Magic and said, 'Hey, look, let's get together and play on one team.'
This Week In Flops 7/20/10
Okay, so we know there's no competition, but is there enough interest in Teflon Don?? He's getting a lot of mixtape and underground play, but not much as far as the mainstream is concerned. I mean, he is practically non-existent on the Billboard charts. That doesn't necessarily mean something big isn't brewing, but I'm not positive he has the juice with the mainstream crowd as he does with the urban.
The quality of the music suggests 500,000, but the interest level suggests far less, so I'm setting Teflon Don's ceiling at 200,000, and I think it's going to fall somewhere in the 150-180k range. I'm all for good music, so I'm open to be proven wrong, but I don't think I will.
Pauly D Dropping His New Single Beat Dat Beat
First The Situation dropped a single (which I don't think I ever officially posted...hmmm I gotta make that happen later today), and now DJ Pauly D is following in his buddy's footsteps and releasing his new single Beat Dat Beat, which you can hear at the end of the video.
Now, if you're a sick person who's mind is constantly in the gutter, like myself, then you've already started writing "Beat Dat Meat" parodies in his head. They better never let me get an instrumental to this!
(Side note: I'm hoping and praying the Snooki single is next!)
July 19, 2010
Young Jack Thriller Presents So Disrespectful Ep. 11
50 must be paying this dude real decent because he'll behind him 100%...or is 50 behind him, if you know what I mean? lol.
Random News Shit: 'Damn He Got Off?' Edition
When it first broke that Delonte was arrested with 3 guns in Maryland last September, I thought it was over for him, but he accepted a plea agreement that helps him avoid any jail time. He's gonna be on house arrest and get probation, but whatever, it's better than being in the booty house and not collecting those NBA checks. Good for him.
(Side note: What are the chances Delonta was strapping up to tell LeBron that he was boning his mom?? It's a possibility. Oh, and does Gloria know about this alleged girlfriend that Delonte West has??)
July 18, 2010
Big Boi - Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty (Review)
1) Feel Me (Intro)
Decent sounding intro. The "damn, and that wasn't nothing but the intro" comment at the end wasn't all that necessary, and it actually makes me like it less. Sorry, I just hate when people brag about stuff that isn't that impressive.
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