July 04, 2010

Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition

Rafael Nadal bites the trophy, after defeating Tomas Berdych in the men's singles final on the Centre Court at the All England Lawn Tennis Championships at Wimbledon, Sunday, July 4, 2010.
1) Nadal Wins 2nd Wimbledon, 8th Grand Slam
And it really wasn't even that close. You could say Tomas Berdych did Nadal a solid by knocking out Roger Federer, but I think Rafa would've won regardless. Congrats to him.

2) Joey Chestnut Retains His Nathan's Title
Rafael Nadal wasn't the only title winner on this Independence Day, no, Joey Chestnut ate 54 hot dogs and cruised to his 4th straight Nathan's International Hot Dog Eating Contest victory. The sad part is after 30 or so dogs, Joey went into cruise-control and coasted to this win. He literally had no competition as Kobayashi indeed bitched out and didn't sign his contract to compete. Apparently after the competition Kobayashi rushed the stage and was taken into police custody, but I don't remember seeing that part of the show.

3) Eagles Deny Discussing Vick's Release
This denial will look after in a week or so when they actually do release Mike Vick. I wouldn't be mad if they did either because why in the hell is Mike Vick having a freakin' birthday bash?? Dude, having packs of niggas (as Mel Gibson would say) in one place with YOUR reputation and professional career on the line is not the smartest of decisions. So if that decision is met with a release then so be it.

4) Plaxico Applies For Work Release Again
This is so gotdamn sad. This mad is sitting in jail right now for shooting HIMSELF in the leg. That is just retarded. I'm sorry, but it really is.

And to think, New York's basketball team has the balls to try to convince NBA free agents to come and play in a state with such a stupid law. "But wouldn't you have to move to, and live in New York if you got the MTV TJ job??" You may be asking. The answer is yes, BUT if I did win, nobody would be targeting me, thus the lack of need to carry protection. Of course, that is also besides the fact I don't go to clubs unless I absolutely have to.