When it first broke that Delonte was arrested with 3 guns in Maryland last September, I thought it was over for him, but he accepted a plea agreement that helps him avoid any jail time. He's gonna be on house arrest and get probation, but whatever, it's better than being in the booty house and not collecting those NBA checks. Good for him.
(Side note: What are the chances Delonta was strapping up to tell LeBron that he was boning his mom?? It's a possibility. Oh, and does Gloria know about this alleged girlfriend that Delonte West has??)
2) Jaleel White Cleared of Battery Charges
Wait a minute, how sure are we that this was Urkel and not his ruffian of a cousin O.G.D. (Original Gangster Dogg)?? I'm guessing whomever was in charge of the investigation figured the same, hence the cleared of all charges decision for the Urk-man.
3) Steven Seagal Sex Harassment Suit Dismissed
No reason was even given for the dismissal of the suit?? Sounds like Stevie went back to his old school whuppin' ass ways to me. How often does this happen?? No reason was given?? Even if he paid her there would still be a reason given, right??
I say Seagal went to the courthouse, locked the doors, and dispensed some ol' fashioned street justice. And maybe afterwards he groped his accuser one last time for the road.
4) Shaun Rogers Avoids Felony Gun Charge
So pretty much all he has to do is go to that lil program and he escapes felony gun charges?? Man, I know Plaxico wishes he shot himself in a Cleveland nightclub rather than a New York one. That would also marks the first time anybody has wanted to be in Cleveland over New York.
5) Packers' Johnny Jolly Suspended Indefinitely
One guy who didn't get off was Mr. Purple Drank himself, Johnny Jolly. He's been suspended indefinitely by the NFL and many think it's gonna be for the entire 2010 season. Tough break nigga.
