Terrell: No, I wanna hear what my man Fiyah has to say first.
Jim Gray: Take it away, Fiyah.
Thanks Jim. Terrell, look man, you have GOT to pick the Bengals! I know everybody is talking about the Jets and them being Super Bowl favorites, but it's a setup. Mark my words: the '10 Jets equal the '08 Cowboys.
Think about it, there are a lot of similarities between the '10 Jets and the '08 Cowboys. Everybody thinks they'll represent their conference in the Super Bowl, they're going to be on Hard Knocks, and they have a fat defensive-minded coach. It's all there. And if you sign there, guess what happens when they don't win the Super Bowl?? That's right, just like on the '08 Cowboys, you'll get ALL the blame. Do you wanna go through that again?? Yeah, it'd be good drama for your VH1 reality show ("The T.O. Show" Sundays at 10:30pm ET), but that couldn't have been much fun in 2008. Stay far away from the Jets.
Now, the Bengals on the other hand, that's your best option. I know they picked opt-injured Antonio Bryant over you earlier this offseason, but now they clearly regret it and want to make amends. The owner, coaches, quarterback, and current top receiver all want you in town, that same current top receiver, Chad Ochocinco, has already said he's willing to concede top billing to you, and there's plenty of white women in Cincinnati. Win, win, and win, my man!
My only concern with joining the reigning AFC North champs is their brutal schedule, which ranks 4th toughest in the NFL (the Jets is ranked 18th, if you're keeping score at home). Other than that, you avoid all the unneeded pressure of having to win a Super Bowl this year and again becoming the scapegoat when it all falls down.
Make the right choice, Terrell. Pick the Bengals. Take it away, Jim.
Jim Gray: Now are you ready to make your decision, Terrell?
Terrell: Yes.
Jim Gray: And the answer to the question all of ESPN wants to know, Terrell, what's your decision?
Terrell: Umm, in this fall, this is very tough. In this fall I'm gonna take my talents to Porkopolis, and join the Cincinnati Bengals.
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