Random News Shit: Sex, Police, & Teens Edition

Trooper Suspended Over Porn Star's Claims; Indicted for Porn Star Tryst

LMAO!!! I dunno how I missed this shit, but its like the funniest shit ever! LMAO!!! Basically he pulled her over, get gave him some dome, and he let her go and threw away from drugs for her. Then the idiot goes and tells his co-workers! LMAO!! Here's the news report from when this shit first broke and before he got indicted lol:


If you wanna see some of Barbie's "work" here are some PIX and a VIDEO...oh yeah she only fucks brothas...on camera lol.

Teens prosecuted for racy photos...of themselves!

This shit here is retarded! A 17 year-old boy and his 16 year-old girlfriend were arrested for having sex, taking pictures of it, and her e-mailing them to him. They didn't even show anyone else, she just e-mailed them to him. The police won't say how they got the photos, but apparently in the state of Florida this constitutes as "child pornography"...even though they are the children involved! Can a case get any more retarded than this??? The system failed these to kids and a law that was put in place to protect them is being used to ruin their lives. This shit is just petty as fuck and like I assumed that female shooter was white I'm gonna have to assume these kids are black based on the pettiness and ridiculousness of this "crime".

Oh yeah, if its considered "child pornography" for these kids to see pictures of themselves having sex then shouldn't the hundreds of people prosecuting this in court, who also saw the pics, be arrested too?? I'm just asking.

3 Ohio Teens Sue School for Suspending Them Over Calling Teacher a Pedophile on Fake Web Page

I wanna start by saying this is why they should have kept Facebook exclusively for college student! Now, I wanna say: what kind of bullshit is this??? Yeah those kids were wrong for doing this, but to suspend them for 90 days for something done outside of school is just ridiculous. 90 days??? That's 3 fuckin' months! How are they supposed to make up for 3 months out of school??? I don't blame them for suing the school and I hope they get broke off proper.

9th Grade Girls Suspended For Sex-Ed T-Shirts

I saw this on CNN yesterday and thought it'd be interesting to bring up. Basically the girl's high school sex-ed classes only preach abstinence and not safe sex so they made shirts with condoms on them to protest. If this school thinks suspending these girls and not teaching safe sex is stopping their students from fucking then they are even more retarded than they seem lol.

Osi Likes it Nasty

This isn't news as much as its about some random slut who got shitted on (literally). Osi Umenyiora of the New York Giants apparently paid this slut bucket to let him piss and shit on her body during and/or after they had sex lol. I guess he stopped paying her bills so the ho bag goes and makes a blog about like its something to do lol. I told y'all hoes will do anything for money, but I guess we should blame her prostituty ways on Hip-Hop anyway, right?