I thoroughly enjoyed this, so I had to pass it on. If Cosmic Kev would've gave Joey some better beats for his rap style this would've been an all-timer. Joey has come a long way since this.
The only reason I'm posting this is for what took place at this point right here. Amazing, amazing shit.
Why Mz. Twerksum won't stop doing these videos and just go make a killing down at the strip club truly beats me.
Am I just tripping or did the Krispy Kreme video not used to be called "Cole Summer: Episode 2" back when I posted it?? Oh well, shit changes all the time, but here's the official 2nd installment of Cole Summer.
Cole World: The Sideline Story coming September 27th!
1) 5th Eddie Long Accuser Uncovered
This is a joke, right? These folks didn't really waste spend 7 weeks working on this story did they? No way. No fucking way!
Oh, they did? This isn't a comedy sketch? Wow.
Seriously though, get the whole entire fuck outta here with this nigga Centino. This fruit booty is trying to act like he doesn't want the attention knowing damn well his ass probably called them fools down there. I'm supposed to believe he just happened to be coming out of the studio when the camera crew showed up and then he just happened to have a limo waiting for him to leave? Yeah fucking right! And did you see how he tried to walk by and act like he didn't see the cameras and the reporter? Negro please.
Now, I'm not saying he didn't fuck Imposter Eddie Long, I'm sure Centino was his main bitch and they had a real (gay) relationship (which is why he has the tattoo), but there's not even an ant's dick worth of a chance he doesn't think this "shine" would help him break into the music industry.
It's sad what people do for attention. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before he comes out with a tell-all book (or at least a tell-all Worldstar video). Yep, we're officially on the clock.
2) BET Cancels The Monique Show
Oh no! Now where am I gonna see all the chitlin circuit celebrities, has been musicians, and canceled TV show reunions? I bet we were this close to a Soul For Real reunion too!
The Monique Show, gone before its time... just like most of its guests.
In all seriousness though, I love Monique, but this show was fucking bad. I remember I saw it recently and she and Rodney Perry were doing a "Who's on First?" bit that couldn't have be any less funny if Doug Williams walked out and did his Emmitt Smith Roast jokes without Jamie Foxx. I've seen Monique absolutely kill in person doing stand-up, so it was really hard to watch her show and that's why I'm happy it's gone. Monique is so much better than that shit.
If you've missed this battle between the Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa and Fabio today, you've missed pure internet greatness. I'm not even gonna say shit else, just go to Old Spice's YouTube channel and catch up. It's classic classicness, trust me.
I'm not a big fan of Pill's music, but it's hard to not root for people who've lost their mother. Obviously my mother is still alive and relatively well, but I have multiple friends with mothers that have passed away and that is just something you never get over.
Sorry for being Captain Obvious, just wanted to give Pill my support.
"I talk to Baby everyday. We been playing with the idea of going over to Cash Money or trying to marry that and Black Wall Street. So, we'll figure it out before the end of the day. I definitely think that's where I'll probably end up. Cause they winning, they want to win and I been winning and want to continue to win."
The year of white people rapping, I don't know how many times I have to tell y'all!
Bam Margera joins the white folks rapping fun as well!
This isn't Hip-Hop or sports, but it is fuckin' cool. I've always been a huge Ninja Turtle fan (which is why I own nunchucks and sais), but even I don't remember this cereal. Or hell, maybe I do somewhere in my brain, I mean, I was only 5 in 1990 and I don't exactly remember everything I did and saw back then. You know what? It doesn't even matter.
Anyway, speaking of the Ninja Turtles, check out one of my favorite pornstars, April O'Neil, at Comic Con dressed up as April O'Neil. Sweet!
I just thought it was cool he even remembered it because most rappers don't. Not that it matters in the grand scheme of things, but fuck it, it's already embedded.
Generally, I avoid such things in fear of them having unheard music I'm gonna be pissed off I can't hear in its entirety just yet, but I braved through this one for the sake of...for the sake of... well, actually I don't even know why.
Whatever, I liked it, so I thank @Twitt_Tay for bring it to my attention.
"And now, the end is near, And so I face the final curtain." Thank you Lord, thank you Lord! We all knew it was gonna happen eventually, but the way the player had been belly aching the past few days about not doing things on the owner's timeline, who knew?
And yes, I was on the side of the players, but the owners straight mopped them in all the parts that were already agreed to in this deal anyway, so they might as well had agreed to it Thursday or Friday. It was already "negotiated" that they'd only be getting 48% of the revenue pie (down 2%), so I'm sure nothing major changed over the past couple days. All they seemed to do was prolong the process and make folks upset. Win, owners.
Oh well, at least they got less offseason practices. Awesome for them.
Whatever, crank the Sinatra, DJ!
I've been feeling this way for awhile now, but it is finally time to give FiyahMuZik.com a new look. This one was nice while it lasted, but it's dated as fuck.
Don't worry, none of the content is going anywhere and I'm not shutting the shit down, I just wanted to take this weekend to look at some new options and try shit out. Basically, what I'm trying to say is, don't be freaked if you come here and see the site looking crazy. Just bare with me.
Last week I wrote about Shawty Lo's beard looking painted on. Come to find out, the nigga's whole head looks like a black leather couch, not just his beard. 50 probably should've take this into consideration before signing him. I mean, the deal was gonna lose 50 money regardless, but it seems like it should've come up in negotiations once or twice.
Well, instead of dissecting what's going on in Shawty Lo's head (literally), I'll just leave y'all with a few childish jokes about it.
Shawty Lo looks like a thugged out black Ken doll. Shawty Lo looks like he's auditioning for the lead role in a Kool Keith biopic. Shawty Lo looks like a mural of Shawty Lo. Shawty Lo looks like a freshly Armor Alled tire. Shawty Lo looks like a rotten candy apple. Shawty Lo looks like he's wearing a silk bandana. Shawty Lo looks like he's wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.
Shawty Lo looks like the top of my remote control. Shawty Lo looks like Djimon Hounsou's shoulder. Okay, I'm done.
It's easily buddy with the little weed hole cut into of his bandana. Dude's rap name is "Murdah Baby," and that's already a violation in itself, but the weed hole in the bandana shit is just wild. I mean, obviously dude has a real job and concealing his identity is important, but why not just get a sky mask? It's not like people who know you won't be able to tell who you are just because they can't see your whole mouth.
I'm not gonna dwell on buddy too much though because I don't wanna get murdah'd, baby.
Anyway, niggas can say what they want about JoJo, but he had some pretty nice bars on here. Yeah, some of the shit he's talking about isn't truthful, but for goodness sake, one of the biggest rappers in the game was a police officer a few years ago. Give the kid a break.
If you were wondering why Freddy Krueger was trending on Twitter all day yesterday and still this morning, it's because he's been added Mortal Kombat as downloadable content. Of course it'll cost you $5 to do so, but I guess it's nice to know the option is there.
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When I first saw this, I thought it was a comedy skit and that the Adam Sandler movie "Jack and Jill" was made up (you know, like what "Simple Jack" was to "Tropic Thunder"). Nope that's not the case at all, "Jack and Jill" is real and (unfortunately) coming to a theater near you November 11th.
I really like Sandler, but this shit looks worse than awful, it looks wawful! Get it? Worse, awful, wawful. Nevermind, that joke was a bigger abortion than this movie is sure to be.
Fuck Katt talking about Foxx, Martin, Steve Harvey and everybody else, the nigga is clearly high off some shit that is not weed. I never smoked weed before, but I know a lot of people who have and none of them have ever did military push-ups and freestyled while high. Nope, Mr. Katt Williams is gone off something else.
This isn't our first hint at Katt's non-weed drug use though, just think about his last few arrests: He burglarized a house he was staying in and he had a stand-off with a tractor trailer. And that's not even mentioning the nigga's mugshot.
Well hopefully Katt can bounce back from his (hard) drug use and make a comedy comeback. It's crazy that the hottest nigga in comedy from 2006-2008 has fallen off this hard already.
I couldn't agree with Banner any more on the 3 topics he tackled in this video.
Aight, that's it. I'm going to sleep.
Sorry, didn't mean to leave all abruptly, but my internet was off like a mug this week. I'm probably about to see what Comcast be 'bout, so hopefully this doesn't happen again. Aight, let's get back busy!
While watching "That 70's Show" re-runs on Nick @ Nite last night, an infomercial for Snap-On Feathers hair accessories. After starring in disbelief for a few beats, I began to wonder if this was actually a new craze, or were these fools just trying to move product? I know basic ass feather earrings are a new fad for females in 2011 (and they've already been nominated for Lamest Trends in the 2011 L.A.M.E. Awards), but is this Dog The Bounty Hunter swag catching on as well?
Unfortunately (or hell, maybe fortunately), I have no way of knowing since I'm not in high school and I don't go to clubs, but if you are (in high school) or do (go to the club), please, please, please tell me these hoes aren't out here with feathers in their hair for real.
I hope not, but knowing hoes, who knows.
Ludaversal is supposed to be dropping at some point in 2012, but before the album Luda is planning on putting out a new mixtape with all new material. Fast forward to about 1 minute into the video to hear him speak on it.
Personally, I rather hear a Luda mixtape full of random freestyles (like 2008's The Preview), but I'll take any new Luda music so it's all good.
This porn parody doesn't look like shit (those hoes were garbage as fuck), but Hal Rudnick visited the set anyway. I'm glad he did too because the guy playing Brian Fantana (whom, unfortunately, was not wearing any Sex Panther) giving his take on the earthquakes in Japan while being fucked was GREAT! One day, I too dream of doing something that cool. One day.
He says he has plans to go back to school and get his diploma "very soon," but even that isn't soon enough. You and I both know this nigga ain't gon' make it, so instead of telling kids to stay in school, he should be telling himself. Don't act like y'all didn't see/hear that fuck shit he performed at the BET Awards last months. Not one person could have seen/heard that shit and thought "Yeah, he's got a shot." Nope, so it's only a matter of time before he's dropped from Young Money and is forced to blend back into civilization.
My advice: Go back and finish high school ASAP and see if you can enroll in college and have Birdman pay for it. You're welcome, Lil Twist.
(Side note: It's nice that he's hopeful he'll get a 2nd album, but is there any chance the 1st one ever gets released? Lil Wayne got his album pushed back several times and it's "his" label. Lil Twist doesn't stand a chance.)
No, not an Old Spice commercial and not a Dos Equis commercial, I'm talking bout this SoBe spot starring Kate Upton and her glorious boobs. I don't mind ignoring the god awful soundtrack to this ad one bit thanks to those titties. I'd have a staring contest with those titties any time. Oh, and don't even get me started on that fucking face! Damn, damn, damn.
Question: I know Amber Rose is super fine, but if Kanye really left Amber for Kate (which he didn't), looks wise would that be a downgrade, upgrade, or lateral move?
After much deliberation in my head, I'm gonna have to go with lateral move. Kate and Amber both have outrageously awesome tits, so that's a tie. Amber dominates Kate in the ass department, but Kate kills her facially, so that's why I went with lateral. Thoughts?
You read the title already, but is this the same Brianna? If so, gotdamn! Homegirl has really grown the hell up. She's easily the finest Brianna in these streets since Kyla Pratt's character on "One On One" (when she was grown though, not from when the show first started). I remember when Trina used to have her on 99 Jamz and pretty much wherever she went, so if this is her, it's nice to see her branch out on her own. Also, anytime you can put titties on display like that you just gained a fan in Fiyah. (It doesn't hurts than she looks and spits like a young Jacki-O either.)
I wonder if she'd do a video with me and Andy? Or maybe one with Young Real Nigga? I'll get back to y'all on that.
What is this? Is this real? Did "Tony + Candice" really get married back on May 28th, or is this the trailer for a new rom com? It does say "coming soon" at the end. Maybe I need to rewatch it to make sure there were no Kate Hudson sightings.
Now I'm not knocking Tony and Candice for having the wedding all girls and gay men dream of, but hopefully this is as far as it goes. Wedding videos are for you and your family, not for the world. Please, I'm begging you (on the day after Michael Irvin did this to us) PLEASE, don't let this go any further, Tony.
This lockout is the gotdamn devil!
Hey Hip-Hop, a can of suck ass has just been opened up on you!
Now don't get me wrong, Lil Wayne didn't exactly set the world on fire with his verse either (though it did get considerably better towards the end), but Lil B may have laid down the wackest verse of the year. The bar can't be lowered any further, the bar is on the damn ground right now just chillin' (or at least I don't think it can go any lowered but we still have 5 and a half months left for Lil B or Soulja Boy to make the bar penetrate the Earth's surface).
The gay community should be embarrassed and ashamed.
I'm aware I have a weird sense of humor, but I can't be the only one who finds the passion and animation with which Raekwon talks about karate flicks comical (especially when he was talking about "Ninja Scroll"). I just can't be. I refuse to believe it more than Lil B refuses to believe "I'm Gay" wasn't just an album title for him.
