I was watching this 50 Cent and Shawty Lo interview with Headlkrack of the Rickey Smiley Morning Show and I couldn't stop wondering what the FUCK was going on with Shawty Lo's beard. If you go ahead and skip to the 4:29 mark (where Lo is talking about his album that no one cares about) you can get a better idea of what I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah, pause, no homo and all that good stuff, but just look at it, it looks like he drew it on with a Sharpie. That nigga probably got a beard stencil at home in his bathroom right now. Shawty Lo's beard looks like he was planking on a freshly painted bench that hadn't finished drying. Shit looks like it'll melt off his face if it gets too hot. I bet 50 can't get him to go do interviews if it's raining outside because that guyliner beard will come off faster than D4L's career.
Aight that's enough, but seriously Lo, stop playing and go wash that damn Homey D. Clown make-up off your face. You're literally too old for that shit.
Here's the interview in its entirety if you're interested in hearing about the ridiculous $10 million deal 50 gave Lo that will never make him any money.
Is it just me or does 50 Cent say "actual" a lot? I didn't just recognize this, but it was on full display in this interview. Okay, that is all.