Last week I wrote about Shawty Lo's beard looking painted on. Come to find out, the nigga's whole head looks like a black leather couch, not just his beard. 50 probably should've take this into consideration before signing him. I mean, the deal was gonna lose 50 money regardless, but it seems like it should've come up in negotiations once or twice.
Well, instead of dissecting what's going on in Shawty Lo's head (literally), I'll just leave y'all with a few childish jokes about it.
Shawty Lo looks like a thugged out black Ken doll. Shawty Lo looks like he's auditioning for the lead role in a Kool Keith biopic. Shawty Lo looks like a mural of Shawty Lo. Shawty Lo looks like a freshly Armor Alled tire. Shawty Lo looks like a rotten candy apple. Shawty Lo looks like he's wearing a silk bandana. Shawty Lo looks like he's wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.
Shawty Lo looks like the top of my remote control. Shawty Lo looks like Djimon Hounsou's shoulder. Okay, I'm done.
(Side note: Isn't Royce Reed like 30-something with a young child? She doesn't think it's about time to stop going to the club and being a groupie? Yeah, she's younger than Jennifer and Evelyn, but neither of them have a young kid at home. I guess it's cool to club and be a groupie in your 20's, but much like braids, you need to get over it once you hit 30, especially when you have a young child at home.
And I don't wanna hear that she was hosting a party or that it was only an one night thing. If she's going to the club to hang out with Shawty Lo, she's definitely going to the club it to hang out with Jeezy, Ross, Wayne or whatever rapper you name that's bigger than Lo. And that's not even to mention whenever a ball player has a party. Royce, go sit your old ass down somewhere, please.
...No really, go sit down somewhere, we need more crotch shots like this one.)
July 22, 2011
WTF Is Going On With Shawty Lo's Hair? Part 2
