Fortunately for Nicki, $1,000 in Jamaica only shakes out to be $11.70 in American dollars, according to CoinMill.com. Shit, I guess that means Biggs and Wayne only stole about $32 from the truck driver in the opening scene of "Shottas." (Hmm, all this money conversion talk makes me wonder how much a bag of weed costs in Jamaica? I like to think they have it shooting out of fountains for free like we do water here in the U.S.)
Anyway, what the fuck is wrong with Jamaica? Has Jamaica never been to Jamaica? Their biggest exports are weed, explicit music, and sexual dances, but they're fining our artists for doing it in their country? That's like going to Ireland and getting fined for drinking beer, or going to Africa and getting fined for being hungry. Jamaica, y'all niggas are fuckin' up!