July 12, 2011

Why???: Michael Irvin Gets Moist For Out Magazine

Michael Irvin
As if Cowboys haters needed any more ammunition to use against us when football starts back up, Michael Irvin goes and does this gay ass bullshit. Why Mike, why? And not only is this embarrassing as a Cowboys fan, but also as a son of Fort Lauderdale. This is how our hometown hero does us? Word?

Now I'm all for gay rights and equality and blah blah blah, but seriously, what the fuck? Being on the cover of Out magazine is fine, doing an interview with Out magazine is fine, but this picture is just unacceptable. Shit, you might as well had posed for a gay porno magazine as sensitive as this cover is.

I get it Mike, your brother was gay, but how is posing like every male Lady Gaga fan's fantasy on Out magazine going to help the cause? If anything, it distracts from the point because it brings your own sexuality into question. I mean, how am I not supposed to wonder what you were doing for coke back before you were getting those NFL checks?? Couldn't you just wear a nice little suit and call it a day? There are actual gay men on the cover of this magazine that look less gay than you, Mike.

I'm just so lost and confused right now. I'm gonna need more time to recover from this than Shaq with a toe injury. I'm still holding out hope that this picture was Photoshopped, but I'm aware how slim those chances are.