July 29, 2011

Random News Shit: Even More NFL Mania Edition

1) Chad Ochocinco Traded To New England
FUCK! These niggas just got Albert Haynesworth AND Ochocinco for two 5th round picks and a 6th round pick! Again, how does this keep happening?!? Maybe we should just mail the Lombardi Trophy to New England now. FUCK!

2) Kevin Kolb Finally Traded To Arizona
Any time you can trade a starting CB and a 2nd-round pick for a back-up QB with a 11-14 touchdown-to-interception ratio you got to do it, right Arizona? Oh, and don't let me forget the 5-year/$63.5 million contract that came along with it for Kolb. Can you say winning? No? Rightfully so.

3) Eagles Agree To Deal With Vince Young
Technically the Eagles aren't allowed to talk to Vince Young yet because he hasn't cleared waivers, but according to Albert Breer of NFL.com it's a done deal. Good for the Eagles because Mike Vick is likely to get beat the hell up again this year.

Welp, there's another DB that won't be wearing a star on the side of his helmet this year. This sucks, our secondary is thinner than a sheet of paper. We need bodies!

Anyway, Joseph is getting $48.75 million over the next 5 years with $23.5 million in guarantees.

And $25 million in guaranteed money. The Panthers are ballin' out right now!

Blanche Ely's own Clint Session returns to Florida with the Jags for $29 million over the next 5 years including $11.5 million in guaranteed money. On the surface this doesn't make sense, but he had a chance to get paid, so he took it.

7) Saints Replace Reggie Bush With Darren Sproles
Sproles' new deal with the Saints is 4 years, $14 million. Six million of that is guaranteed. The Chargers couldn't match that?