BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

September 30, 2007

Kanye On Nightline Following The Jay-Z Trend

Well Jay is his "big brother" so of course he's following in his footsteps BUT this shit is getting CORNY! Watch and try to guess what the hell I'm talking about lol:




Did you get it?? No?? Damn you fuckin' up! lol. Anyway, I was talking about this whole "I don't write my lyrics" bullshit! Is that a new standard that I don't know about?? I mean ever since Jay said he did that shit in like '98 people like Ja Rule, Lil Wayne, and now Kanye have been trying to use that shit as some kind of bragging point, but I wonder if they really would (if they do, which I seriously doubt outside of Jay-Z) if Jay never said anything about it. Whatever. Shit like this only proves that Jay IS the G.O.A.T. so LL should just fall back! More on that Hova, LL shit later, I promise!

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September 28, 2007

R.I.P. To The Career Of... Olivia

Damn shit aint looking too good for the boy girl Olivia! Check out her new video:


Now as most of you should know, Olivia was dropped from G-Unit early this year and for her sake, I hope this Missing You record is dedicated for 50. Look how cheap this shit is! I could've shot and edited this shit myself on my computer lol. Damn man I just really feel bad for her because its really a wrap for her career...R.I.P.

*Update*
What's even worse than this cheap ass video is that Olivia has had neither her website nor Myspace changed so she's STILL listed as the "First Lady of G-Unit" on both! I would say no one has signed on to either, but some has because the Myspace's last login was 9/25 and I KNOW it wasn't from somebody within the G-Unit camp because she's been dropped for over 5-6 months now and what reason would the have to go in there?? She needs to holla at someone to help her get that shit off, her URL changed from myspace.com/gunitfirstlady, and her website updated. Sad.

To be fair, she's still listed on G-Unit's G-Space Myspace page, though no one has signed onto it since 7/5/07.

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Lupe Fiasco Tells You How To Sell Records: "Dumb It Down"

Thank goodness for us Lupe is doing no such thing, but check out the new video:



Shit is dope! This is NOT his first single off of The Cool (Superstar is), but its definitely not a bad start. This joint gets Fiyah's seal of approval...well that is as soon as I make one lol. Hmmm... that's not a bad idea!

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Mychael Bell Is Finally Freed!

I wanted to post this early, but my mom fell and sprained her knee so I was at the hospital watching CNN when Mychael Bell was released on $45,000 bail Thursday afternoon. This is great news, but unfortunately 10 months late and only the first step in justice being served for the Jena 6. You can read the AP story, as posted by MSN, below:

Mychael Bell Released From Jail!

You know, even though he is out I'm STILL pissed that this even happen in the first place. UNBELIEVABLE!

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Thursday Billboard Update - 9/27/07

Kanye West took that 70% second week drop (76% to be exact) 50 Cent told us about before their Sept. 11th release, but what he failed to mention was that he was gonna have an 80% second week drop. That's right, so not only did 50 come out looking stupid after the first week sales L he took, but this week his theory of why Kanye might sale more than him backfired and he comes out on the short end of the stick once again lol. Anyway, Reba was smart and dropped her country albums the week after the Kanye/50 clash and landed at #1 this week.

On the singles chart, Lil Darryl Soulja Boy regains his #1 spot from Kanye West and his Stronger as he prepares to drop his first and last album Souljaboytellem.com next week. Timbaland and Fergie don't budge, 50 Cent and J. Holiday swap spots, and Plies exits the top 10. For the rest of the top 10 action, focus your eyes below:

The Billboard 200 1-10

1. Reba McEntire - Reba Duets
2. Kanye West - Graduation
3. 50 Cent - Curtis
4. Barry Manilow - The Greatest Songs of the Seventies
5. Kenny Chesney - Just Who I Am: Poets & Pirates
6. High School Musical 2 sdtk
7. James Blunt - All The Lost Souls
8. Chamillionaire - Ultimate Victory
9. KT Turnstall - Drastic Fantastic
10. Twista - Adrenaline Rush 2007

-As I predicted Chamillionaire and Twista pretty much flopped out of the gate trying to drop one week after the Kanye/50 industry storm and sold just about what I predicted them to last week (my apologies to Keyshia Cole, I said her album was dropping last week but her label smartened up and push it back a week so look for her to do 200-350k first week).

What You Can't See:

  • Last week's #5-10 ALL drop out of the top 10.
  • Once neck and neck, Rihanna is finally gaining separation from T-Pain as she comes in #29 with 684,400 albums sold and he tumbles 19 spots to #51 with 663,800 albums sold.
  • Rick Ross' unofficial sophomore LP Rise To Power debuts at #62 with 11,600 copies sold.
  • Sadly, yet predictably, B5 drops a whopping 68 spots to #95! I won't even embarrass them any further by saying how many albums they've sold thus far lol.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10

1. Soulja Boy - Crank That
2. Kanye West - Stronger
3. Timbaland - The Way I Are
4. Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry
5. J. Holiday - Bed
6. 50 Cent - Ayo Technology
7. Keyshia Cole - Let It Go
8. Nickelback - Rockstar
9. Pink - Who Knew
10. Colbie Caillat - Bubbly

What You Can't See:

  • That little tune, I'm sure you've heard, on the new iPod nano TV ads is this week's biggest digital sales gainer and leap 61-28! If you hadn't already guessed, the song is called 1,2,3,4 and is by Canadian singer/songwriter Feist.
  • J. Lo is back on the charts with her new single Do It Well debuting at #53 as this weeks highest debut.
  • Playaz Circle finally crack the top 100 this week with their Lil Wayne assisted Duffle Bag Boy coming in at #91.

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September 27, 2007

Idiocracy 101: Karrine Steffans Superhead

This bitch is definitely a true idiot if really thinks she's "famous" for her book and NOT for sucking dick. UNBELIEVABLE! I dunno who's been in her head and has her thinking she's A respectable woman but really she's still just Superhead lol. She called into WJLB in Detroit (I'm guessing to promote her new book) and she got all upset when they called her by her name and eventually leaves as they clown her out of memory lol. Check it out:

Superhead doesn't want us to call her by her name


This is how to be an idiot! I think I'm even gonna give her the STFU Award for this shit because its just that ridiculous lol.

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Usher Must Be Outside His Mind

Miss Jones has always been pretty wack and annoying to me, but for some reason geniuses like Usher still come on her show to talk...way beyond me. Anyway, Usher's dumbass calls in to talk about his new perfume as if they would really wanna hear about it and the conversation quickly turns into questions about his life partner wife. Fuck it, just listen for yourself:

Usher On Miss Jones

Look Miss Jones, if Usher wanna marry lil boys them let me do that, that's HIS business lol. Now that I think about it this really should have been entered as Idiocrary 101 part 2 lol.

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September 26, 2007

Lil Wayne's New Vibe Cover

77 best Weezy songs of 2007?? Funny, that would suggest that he actually had good songs this year.

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Idiocracy 101: Marc Ecko

Marc Ecko is an idiot. You guys might have heard Barry Bonds called him that last week, so the question now is why didn't I put it in quotations?? Simple answer, I think he's an idiot too.

If you haven't heard, this genius spent $752,467 buying Bonds' record-breaking 756th homerun ball just to make a mockery of it by having an online vote for what he should do with the ball. The options given were to send the ball to the Hall Of Fame, brand it with an asterisk, or send it into out of space. How fuckin' retarded is that?? How about keeping it since you just spent 3/4 of a million dollars on it! Why are you playing yourself?? You aren't necessary is this equation, so why even bother wasting time or money???? Whether he realizes it or not, whether Barry Bonds did or didn't use steroids can't be controlled by his waste of time and money. The Hall shouldn't even accept it because its so much of a joke, and takes away their, as well as the ball's, integrity.

Oh well, at the end of the day Marc is filthy rich and is a grown man so he can do whatever he wants with his money no matter how stupid as fuck it is. Here's an idea, how about using that money to support the Jena 6 or a REAL cause outside of baseballs and rhinos?

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The Michael Vick Divide

It really doesn't take a rocket scientist to see where the most blatant "divide" in this whole Michael Vick thing lays, but yet and still ESPN thought it would be a good idea to have a sit down discussion about it in Atlanta, GA last night. That shit was hilarious! Man, black people really showed their ass and let them white people know how they felt about their boy lol. It was pretty funny to see some of the white people getting frustrated by the overwhelming support for Vick as they probably thought, in their heads, how much they really hate black people lol.

Anyway, the division is obviously racial (blacks for Vick, whites against him) for the most part, but after watching the special, I noticed it wasn't just a black/white thing and also a rich/poor thing. See, at the end they had a talent show style vote by crowd applause on whether the audience thought dog fighting should even be against the law. As the cameras scrolled, I noticed the more white-washed looking black people were clapping in agreement that it should be against the law (most of which sat by white who were also clapping) and the rest of the blacks...well you know. Anyway, the division is all racial, but is mostly.

Overall, I thought the show was fair and extremely entertaining which is what this is truly about from a media standpoint, right? Oh yeah and I'm not racist this is just the truth lol.

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Sidekick LX & Features

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Midnight Blue version
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Espresso Brown version

Yesterday I told y'all the new Sidekick LX will be dropping on the 24th of October BUT that's only if you don't have a Sidekick already in which case you'll be able to pick it up on the 17th. Anyway, here are the features for the LX:

Price: $299 with 2 year contract
Screen: 400×240 (high res 3″ screen)
Dimensions: 5.1in x 2.36in x 0.86in
Weight: 5.7 ounces
Battery: 6.8hrs talk time, 4 days standby
Memory: MicroSD slot
OS: DangerOS v4.4
Messaging: MySpace, AIM, MSN, Yahoo,email (4 accounts), SMS/MMS support. (finally MMS!)
Camera: 1.3mp
Video: No video on release, but we hear rumors that it will support it.
Colors: Midnight Blue and Espresso Brown
Mood lighting LEDs around the device that will flash with alerts
And all the other stuff you’ve come to know and love on your Sidekick 3, just in a new package.
Yeah, still no video, but thank goodness for picture messaging! Then again, the camera is still only 1.3 megapixels so I think I'll stick with my 8.0 megapixel digital camera lol. Oh yeah and the Myspace application looks dope because sending messages on their was ALWAYS a hassle. Unfortunately, there's no Facebook application since you can't send messages or write on Walls at all on the sidekick 3. A Facebook app. really would have made more sense to me because as we all know Myspace fell off! lol.

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You Gotta Love The Game!

I aint saying shit! Just watch lol:

The Game Wylin After Court

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First Jena 6, Now This!

I still can't believe it! Check out the video to see what the hell I'm talking about:

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Sidekick LX (Sidekick 4) Drops Oct. 24th!

Great news for all my Sidekick users and abusers lol.

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September 24, 2007

Kanye West feat. Trick Daddy - I Can't Say No!!

My boy Johnathan told me DJ Khaled backed this up a few times last Wednesday when Trick was on 99 Jamz venting his frustration with Slip-N-Slide Records, but I had never heard the track and here it is for your listening pleasure!

Kanye West feat. Trick Daddy - I Can't Say No

CRAZY!

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Jimmy Wants REALITY!

I had to finish off this morning strong and what's a better way to do that than with a Jim Jones rant?? Exactly! Some people were mad at him for this, but it makes perfect sense to me. Why the fuck are y'all (VH1) trying to set up some staged shit?? That's retarded, and nobody wants to see that unless everybody's in on the joke except for Flavor Flav.

One of these dickhead VH1 producers should go pick up Jimmy's A Day In The Fast Life DVD and learn that you don't have to stage shit to get hilarious scenarios out of this man. If you haven't seen that DVD, you should go to your bootleg man (or site) and cop it or click the link and buy it because its very entertaining to say the least lol.


Did you all that money?? If you have stacks like that, you should probably invest in a money counting machine since I'm sure it won't set you back that much lol.

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Havoc: "Fuck Kanye West... Kanye West Can Eat A Dick!"

If you remember sometime like last month, Havoc was on Whoo-Kid's radio show saying fuck T.I., but now he's turned his attention to Kanye West...who he ironically "loves" (you'll see when you watch the video lol).


I dunno what's up with Hav, but it looks like he's taking my Youtube approach with the guerrilla promotion of just saying "fuck [insert popular person's name]" to get some shine lol. He's obviously a midget high as fuck here so I'll cut him some slack.

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Trey Songz's Album Is Finally Droppin'

It's about damn time! I mean of course he doesn't have a hit record out, but lets be honest, he's not gonna have another hit anytime soon (esp if Wonder Woman didn't hit, that shit was on fiyah). Maybe its his attitude because he has this 'I'm the shit' demeanor, but commercially he's not though he can sing his ass off. I dunno maybe that's what's holding him back because the talent is not a question at all. Anyway, his album is finally about to come out October 2nd and here he is with Nokio talking about it:



The album should be straight at least, but he has groundbreaking potential so hopefully he gets there one day.

Here he is just walking around in the Atlantic records offices (peep the A&R dude at the end, he should be fired for not being able to formulate a sentence lol):



Now, if he could get all those supporters in there to actually put some work in on promoting his album he might stand a chance.

Aight I know y'all are all Trey'd out now, but here's his new single that you'll probably never see twice on TV lol. I still haven't heard the record so I'm hoping its hot but I usually just turn it off during the opening scene:

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The Hot Boys Are Back??

That's what Lil Wayne says:


If this is true, I don't know if I really care. I mean back in '99 I was happy to see anything the group did, but its 2007 and after a very public falling out it just makes no sense to me. Personally, I just can't see it, but who knows maybe, I guess we have to just wait and see.

Oh yeah, is Turk even out of jail??

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September 23, 2007

Why???: Eagles' Throwbacks

No wonder the Eagles won 56-21, the Lions were blinded by Philly's bright ass uniforms. After work, I could BARELY watch the highlights without squinting, and I'm writing this right now with shades on!

Why are they wearing throwbacks anyway?? No offense to older white people, but y'all need to let it go! Throwbacks are throwback now, and have been since like '04. I dunno who thought it would be a good idea to bring these horrendous uniforms into the new millennium, but that person should be shot... or at the least, banished to wherever Cam'ron is hiding lol.

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Why???: "Masturbating boys cause a stir"

I forgot ALL about this article, but this has got to be one of the top 5 funniest thing I've read in a headline...EVER! Picture this ladies (because I'm sure dudes wouldn't mind lol), you have your lil sexy outfit on, hair looking right, arms and legs looking like they've been glazed in lotion (real lotion get your head out of the gutter! lol), titties on bounce, and ass at its highest level of slapability! All of sudden, you look to your right and see a group of young boys with their pants around their ankles, flawing themselves to your every step. Sounds like a bad dream right? Not in Tzaneen, South Africa, but I'll let y'all check it out before I say anything else:

Tzaneen - Sexily-dressed women in a small Limpopo town have fallen prey to a group of teenage street kids that masturbate in public whenever they see them.

One woman, 24-year-old Gloria Shingange, had an embarrassing moment on Thursday when the boys drooled over her at the Tzaneen Mall because she was wearing a mini-skirt.

"They followed me around the mall with their hands inside their trousers. I walked out of the mall and when I stopped at the robot next to the Tzaneen police station they shouted saying I was attractive," Shingage said.

She said the boys took out their penises and started masturbating in full view of everyone while groaning in ecstasy.

Cops just laughed

"One of them said my legs were sexy. He then closed his eyes, grimaced and shouted at the top of his voice in apparent enjoyment of what he was doing," said Shingange.

"He held up his penis for everyone to see and started masturbating," she added.

"I was very embarrassed. They stopped traffic and all eyes were on me."

Shingange's embarrassment was however not going to end there.

The incident sent police officers at the Tzaneen station into stitches as she tried to open a case of public indecency.

The police allegedly refused to open a case, claiming that the street kids didn't commit any offence because they didn't touch her.

"They told me straight in the face that they were not taking my complaint because I wasn't raped," said Shingange.

Mopani police spokesperson Superintendent Moatshe Ngoepe said he wasn't aware of the matter.

"This is an act of public indecency and cannot be tolerated," Ngoepe said.

"Anyone who tries to open a case of any kind at a police station and finds no help must not leave the station without speaking to the station commissioner," he added.

Some people however have a different view.

Vegetable vendor Mthavini Khoza said she condoned the boys' action.

"These boys are doing the right thing because their actions are likely to reduce the tendencies of wearing 3cm (sic) skirts in public and embarrass every woman," she said.

"I wish they rape them one day so they may start respecting their bodies," Khoza said.

One of the boys, a 14-year-old whose name cannot be revealed because of his age, had no qualms to speak about the incident.

"I feel very happy after masturbating next to a woman with beautiful legs and wearing see-through clothes," the boy said.

"There is no girl out there who wants a filthy glue-sniffing street kid so the only way to relieve our sexual appetite is to masturbate," he explained.


LMAO!!!
Honestly, I do feel bad for this girl, but I just can't overlook the comedic aspect of this article. I don't even know what I'd do if I witnessed this, let alone having being the girl that has to take this shit. The cops laughed! Crazy shit...I can't even talk about this anymore, I'm gonna go get ready for work (I hope you enjoy this Antoya because I did this one mainly for you...okay, okay I really just thought it was hilarious BUT I figured I'd give you something to laugh at while you and Tonya are on break lol).

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September 22, 2007

"Racism Still Alive, They Just Be Concealin' It" Not Anymore Kanye...

You might be familiar with that lyric in the title as recited by Kanye West on The College Dropout's Never Let Me Down featuring Jay-Z. The lyric was true at the time, but that was 2004, this is 2007 and they are NOT concealing shit anymore! Now, I would get into this Jena 6 stuff, but it just pisses me off every time I think about it so instead of a proper transition I'll just give you the link to the article that just ruined my night:

Judge won’t release jailed Jena beating suspect

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September 21, 2007

Soulja Boy Career Countdown Pt. 4: Souljaboytellem.com (Review)

Look, I don't even wanna hear that bullshit about this nigga only being 16 years-old (he’s 17 anyway) because at the age of 12 both Bow Wow and Lil Romeo made, at the least, listenable albums. This album is so unspeakably terrible that it makes me mad I downloaded it. Listening to this album is literally like having someone rip your eardrum out, take a shit on it, rinse it off in battery acid, run it over with a tank, and shove it back into your head...backwards! There is no, I repeat, NO positive aspect to this entire album...fuck that, this isn't even an album, its collection of audio proof that Hip-Hop is DEAD! It would be an insult to the word wack if I used it to describe this crap.

Offensively dreadful lyrics, severely appalling production, no direction, no talent, no potential! No amount of poor ratings or STFU Awards would suffice in retaliation for the disdain I’ve gained for this packaged noise. The fact that Soulja Boy’s “career” will be over within weeks of this audio’s release makes me feel better, but to recover from what I just heard I might have to listen to Reasonable Doubt on repeat this entire weekend.

Honestly, Jimmy Iovine should yank this project now before it hits any stores and resign for allowing this to get as far as it has. Mr. Collipark should close the doors to Collipark Records and move to Cambodia with Michael Richards to re-evaluate what he’s doing with his life. Now, usually I don’t condone telling kids to commit suicide, but DeAndre Cortez Way a.k.a. Soulja Boy should AT LEAST consider it. I think it would be best for everyone if all of this transpires before this child is publicly humiliated and subjected to ridicule for the rest of his musically worthless existence.

I’m done, now go ahead and call me a “hater” because I truly HATED this shit.

0/5

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Soulja Boy Career Countdown Pt. 3: Uh-Oh, Somebody's Album Leaked 2 Weeks Early!

Unfortunately its nobody worth listening to lol.

SOULJA BOY - Souljaboytellem.com

^^DOWNLOAD AT YOUR OWN RISK^^

*Update*
I'm only on track 3 and I'm ready to burn this shit to a CD so I can break it! This shit is so bad its pretty much unbearable!! After this review nobody better EVER say I didn't do anything for them lol.

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Still No Detox...Ain't That Bout A Bitch!

Welp yall its official, no Detox this year. I knew he was bullshittin' when he said "look out for Detox" at that sideshow we call the VMAs a few weeks ago. Initially I was pissed, but when I actually read the L.A. Times article and he said he was working on Eminem's project then I got a little excited. Eminem is CEARLY one of the greatest MCs ever so I've been waiting for this new album for awhile. New albums by my personal top 3 (Nas, Jay-Z, and Eminem), what more could a Hip-Hop fan ask for?? Oh, I know, DETOX!!

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Fiyah In AHH Rumors!!


Oh yeah I forgot to tell y'all that your boy was in Allhiphop.com's Rumors today. Unfortunately, I wasn't the actaul rumor but getting a shout out is good enough for me (even if illseed did spell my name wrong and put 91 Jamz instead of 99 lol).

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September 20, 2007

David Banner Murders Rap City!

This is from earlier in the week on one of the new 1am Rap City's:



Yeah that boy Banner killed this shit! I don't really have anything else to say, but that he needs to grow his damn beard back lol.

Since I'm on the Rap City tip shout out to Consequence because he murders this shit too!:

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Wyclef Still Got It!

I actually flipped it on 106 today and saw this...yo, Clef RIPPED it! Its a real good look for him but just check it out for yourself:



Nuff said.

Well here's the video Wyclef came to 106 to drop off, its called Sweetest Girl and features Akon, Lil Wayne, and some chick named Niia:



After ALL the shit that Clef has done in his career is it really necessary for him to being using that auto-tune Roger Trotman shit on his voice?? The Wayne verse could've been left off the song (as usual) but not because it sucked, because this song didn't need rapping on it.

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NEW Jay-Z - Blue Magic!!

Welp, here it is yall!!!:

Jay-Z - Blue Magic

I think its dope, but I honestly hope he doesn't release it as a single because it will be received poorly by most, I'm sure. This is an album track NOT a first single, even for Jay. The truly sad thing is that people will hate this song and go back to listening to Lil Wayne and Soulja Boy...pathetic.

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Hovie's Home!

Yo, I shouldn't even have to say it but you guys know I'm amped! The god MC is back!!! Those of you who actually know me know that I'm one of the biggest Jay-Z fans out there so when the rumors first surfaced about him getting back in the studio I was excited, but now that I know there's some substance to the rumors I am AMPED!

Anyway, the new set is allegedly gonna be called American Gangster and is inspired by the movie by the same title (that is already paying Jay & Kanye for using Heart Of The City in their promo) starring Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe while also co-starring T.I., Common, and
RZA. He has 9 tracks recorded already and the first is supposedly called Blue Magic and features Pharrell. Sounds dope! He's supposed to be bringing it to Funkflex tonight to debut it on Hot 97 so I have my fingers crossed for that. Here's some of the sick lyrical shit Hov has
in store for us taken straight from the NY Times article that confirmed the album by interviewing Jay yesterday:

From No Hook

"Please don’t compare me to other rappers. Compare me to trappers./ I’m more Frank Lucas than Ludacris. And Lude is my dude, I ain’t trying to dis./ Just like Frank Lucas is cool, but I ain’t tryin’ to snitch./ I’m-a follow the rules, no matter how much time I’m-a get./ I’m-a live and die with the decisions that I’m-a pick."

"Poor me, Dad was gone, finally got my Dad back,/ liver bad, he wouldn’t live long, it snatched my Dad back."

From Pray

"Mindstate of a gangster from the 40’s, meet business mind of Motown’s Berry Gordy"

"This is the genesis of a nemesis. Mother America’s not witnessed since/ the Harlem Renaissance birthed black businesses."

Again, I...AM...AMPED!!!

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Thursday Billboard Update - 9/20/07

Welp its Thursday and that means the Billboard updates and we see who's where and really should be having bragging rights. Speaking of bragging, make way for Kanye F. West! Can you say DOMINATION??

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10

1. Kanye West - Stronger
2. Soulja Boy - Crank That
3. Timbaland feat. Keri Hilson - The Way I Are
4. Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry
5. 50 Cent feat. Justin Timberlake - Ayo Technology
6. J. Holiday - Bed
7. Keyshia Cole - Let It Go
8. Nickelback - Rockstar
9. P!nk - Who Knew
10. Plies - Shawty

What You Can't See

  • Kanye West debuts at #14 this week with his Auto-tune T-Pain assisted Good Life.
  • Alicia Keys' new single No One take a HUGE jump from #71 last week to #15 this week...crazy!
  • 50 Cent's I Get Money is up from #45 last week to #20 this week.

The Billboard 200 1-10

1. Kanye West - Graduation
2. 50 Cent - Curtis
3. Kenny Chesney -
4. High School Musical 2 sdtk
5. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana 2 sdtk
6. Fergie - The Dutchess
7. Nickelback - All The Right Reasons
8. Colbie Caillat - Coco
9. Various Artist - NOW 25
10. Justin Timberlake - FutureSex/LoveSounds

-I sure as hell wish I worked for Disney as they have not one, but 2 albums in the top 10!

What You Can't See
  • Diddy's flunkies boy group B5 debuts at #27 and moves just 18,500 ...who didn't see this flop coming???
  • Cupid's Time For Change debuts at #57 and only moves 10,300 proving yet again dances sell ringtones not records. I'm sure he really only sold 300 records and Steve Harvey bought the other 10,000 because last week he kept begging people to buy dude's album...oh well its his label fault for putting him up against Kanye & 50.

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Allhiphop.com "Battle": Mistah F.A.B. Vs. Royce Da 5'9"

Its Allhiphop Week and one of the events was a battle that featured Royce Da 5'9", Mistah F.A.B., and Joe Budden. Well, Joey's brother was shot 8 times the day of the battle so he couldn't make it so this is all we got:


Aight well both of them were KILLIN' it, but they weren't really battling each other they were just rapping lol. I know Joey wasn't there but damn why did it have to turn into a rap contest instead of the battle we were promised. Mistah F.A.B. just proved he is NICE and undoubtedly the nicest reppin' this whole Hyphy shit. Royce spit come ill shit as expected, but those weren't battle raps at all those were just ill ass lyrics that will fly right over most people's head lol. Even though I wish Joey was there and they actually battled each other, I still really enjoyed this. Shout out to Allhiphop.com, yall need to give a brotha a job! lol.

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Papoose Released From Jive

Well we all knew his album was probably never gonna drop BUT one thing that did drop was *drum roll* Papoose! Okay. bad joke, but yeah he did get dropped...well "released" and apparently they've been trying to for some time now. Anyway, here's the audio from Kay Slay himself:

Kay Slay On Papoose's release from Jive

Slay seems happy and he says they've been trying to get off Jive for a year now, but if that was the case then why do we always hear Pap saying, "Nacirema Dream coming soon"?? I'm getting tired of these rappers saying their shit is coming soon when their situation is even straightened out yet. Well best of luck to Pap because he is truly ill! Hopefully he won't have to give that $1.5 million back to Jive lol.

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September 19, 2007

Its Official, 50 Lost! LMAO!!

Well we all knew Kanye was gonna win for some time now, but we just needed the soundscan to make it official and the final numbers are in! Well not the exact final numbers but its better than an estimate like we got last week lol. Anyway, Kanye moved 957,000 copies of Graduation while 50 only 691,000 (I said that like he didn't have the 2nd highest first week sells of the year lol) of Curtis. Oh yeah and Kenny Chesney (LMAO) came in a sad 3rd place with 387,000 sold. Here's the full story and all that other hoopla that just proves me right from Billboard.com.

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September 18, 2007

Hip-Hop Awards 2007 Nominees & Breakdown

Yes, yes ladies and gentlemen its that time of year once again! The most ignorant award show since the Source Awards went out of production is back! Enter, the 2007 BET "Hip-Hop" Awards. They announced the nominees last week, but after such a lackluster show last
year, I was in no rush to unveil them. After I learned T.I. was nominated for 9, I was a little more interested, but after looking at this shit it looks like BET is less revelent in what's going on in Hip-Hop than the majority of their shows already proved. Without any further ado, the nominees are:

BEST Hip-Hop VIDEO

50 Cent "I Get Money"
Chamillioinaire f/ Slick Rick "Hip-Hop Police"
Common "The People"
Ludacris f/ Mary J. Blige "Runaway Love"
UGK f/ Outkast "International Players Anthem"
Kanye West "Stronger"

Why is Common's The People and UGK's Int'l Players Anthem nominated?? They were both superior videos, but BET hardly ever showed them so how would anyone know?? Where's The Game's Wouldn't Get Far or either Jay-Z's Lost Ones??

BET's Most Probable Winner: Chamillionaire Hip-Hop Police
The REAL Winner: Kanye West Stronger

BEST COLLABO

Birdman & Lil' Wayne "Stuntin' Like My Daddy"
Diddy f/ Keyshia Cole "Last Night"
DJ Khaled f/ Akon, T.I., "We Takin' Over"
Rick Ross, Fat Joe, and Lil' Wayne
Fabolous f/ Ne-Yo "Make Me Better
UGK f/ Outkast "International Players Anthem"

This category was a little better, but where's all those songs with T-Pain?? He had two #1 singles that BET constantly showed and the nigga couldn't even get a nod... damn shame lol.

BET's Most Probable Winner: Diddy f/ Keyshia Cole Last Night
The REAL Winner: UGK f/ OutKast Int'l Players Anthem

BEST LIVE PERFORMANCE

Common
Lil' Wayne
T.I.
Ludacris
Kanye West

Why is Lil Wayne nominated?? That nigga is still an opening act and probably will never headline a tour, so how does he get the nod over Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Nas and The Game???

BET's Most Probable Winner: Lil Wayne
The REAL Winner: Kanye West

BEST HIP-HOP MOVIE

Gridiron Gang
Idlewild
Shottas
Smokin' Aces
Stomp the Yard

Shottas??? Paging Stephen Hill, Shottas came out in 2002! Sorry, I had to get that out of the way, back to business. What does this have to do with Hip-Hop?? They could've saved this for the BET Awards.

BET's Most Probable Winner: Stomp The Yard
The REAL Winner: Smokin' Aces

BEST DANCE

2 Step
Aunt Jackie
Chicken Noodle Soup
Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Pop, Lock, & Drop It

Why is this a category?? You take one thing that is killing Hip-Hop and turn it into a category for Hip-Hop's award show, brillant.

BET's Most Probable Winner: Crank Dat Bullshit Soulja Boy
The REAL Winner: There is no winner, eliminate this bullshit category!

LYRICIST OF THE YEAR

Common
Lil' Wayne
Jay-Z
T.I.
Kanye West

Lil Wayne does an album with Baby and spit a couple of wack 16's on other people's song and that gets you a nomination for Lyricist Of The Year?? Where's Nas, The Game, Fabolous, and Andre 3000???

BET's Most Probable Winner: Lil Wayne
The REAL Winner: Common

VIDEO DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR

Bryan Barber
Benny Boom
F. Gary Gray
Chris Robinson
Hype Williams

Finally a category that makes sense all the way through! Well besides F. Gary Gray since only did one video (Jay-Z's Show Me What You Got)

BET's Most Probable Winner: Hype Williams
The REAL Winner: Hype Williams

PRODUCER OF THE YEAR

Mannie Fresh
Polow Da Don
Swizz Beatz
Timbaland
Kanye West

Another good category, maybe they're learning... I doubt it lol.

BET's Most Probable Winner: Polow Da Don
The REAL Winner: Swizz Beatz (would be Timbaland, but most of his shit
was for Pop acts)

MVP OF THE YEAR

Common
Lil' Wayne
Jay-Z
T.I.
Kanye West

I'm guessing this is supposed to be equalivant to Artist Of The Year, but no matter what you call it, why is Lil Wayne nominated?? I asked again, what has he done???? I would've liked to see someone like Young Jeezy nominated instead because that man never get any love! Better yet,
how about one half of the only 2 truly relevant rappers out right now, 50 CENT!

BET's Most Probable Winner: T.I.
The REAL Winner: Kanye West

TRACK OF THE YEAR

"A Bay Bay" Hurricane Chris (produced by Phunk Dawg)
"Big Things Poppin' (Do It)" T.I. (produced by Mannie Fresh)
"Can't Tell Me Nothing" Kanye West (produced by Kanye West and DJ
Toomp)
"I Get Money" 50 Cent (produced by Apex)
"Party Like A Rockstar" Shop Boyz (produced by Pit)

The word "track" still pertains to beats right?? Okay, so how the hell is A Bay Bay nominated????? That beat was awful, they might as well had nominated Soulja Boy for his wack ass Fruity Loops beat. Where's Throw Some D's, Wouldn't Get Far, I Love It, Its Me Bitches... I could keep going lol.

BET's Most Probable Winner: Party Like A Rockstar
The REAL Winner: I Get Money

CD OF THE YEAR

Common Finding Forever
Jay-Z Kingdom Come
Ludacris Release Therapy
Nas Hip-Hop Is Dead
T.I. T.I. vs. T.I.P.

I like this! This is one of the best categories we're going to see the whole night BUT why is Nas only nominated here?? I mean if he had one of the best albums how was he not nominated for anything else?????

BET's Most Probable Winner: T.I. T.I. Vs. T.I.P.
The REAL Winner: Common Finding Forever

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

Hurricane Chris
Lil Boosie
MIMS
Plies
Rich Boy

Lil Boosie?? That's niggas been out for years! That's like last year when they had Baby Cham nominated lol. Extremely slim picking here just to let know you where the state of Hip-Hop is.

BET's Most Probable Winner: Rich Boy
The REAL Winner: Rich Boy

DJ OF THE YEAR

DJ Drama
DJ Enuff
DJ Irie
DJ Khaled
Tony Neal

There's really no competition here, its obviously out of Khaled and Drama but I guess that had to add others to the category too lol. Much respect to Enuff, Irie, and Tony Neal, I know who they all are and what they've done but they don't stand a chance.

BET's Most Probable Winner: DJ Khaled
The REAL Winner: DJ Khaled

HUSTLER OF THE YEAR

50 Cent
Diddy
Lil' Wayne
T.I.
Jay-Z

I'm not even gonna say it, but you see the name that doesn't belong because it sticks out like a hard dick in spandex. If you really need a hint, take a look at the Forbes list and see who is NOT listed.

BEST INTERNATIONAL ACT

Dizzie Rascal
JME
Kano
Klashnekoff
Lethal B
Wiley

I guess this is right, who knows lol.

BET's Most Probable Winner: Dizzie Rascal
The REAL Winner: Does it really matter??

BEST RINGTONE

Crime Mob f/ Lil Scrappy "Rock Yo Hips"
Hurricane Chris "A Bay Bay"
MIMS "This Is Why I'm Hot"
Rich Boy f/ Polow Da Don "Throw Some Ds"
T.I. "Big Things Poppin' (Do It)"

Another Hip-Hop killer turned BET Hip-Hop Award category lol. I think Soulja Boy should've been nominated because we all know he'll be irrelevant this time next year.

BET's Most Probable Winner: A Bay Bay
The REAL Winner: This Is Why I'm Hot

THE ALLTEL PEOPLE'S CHAMP (VIEWER'S CHOICE)

Birdman & Lil' Wayne "Stuntin' Like My Daddy"
Hurricane Chris "A Bay Bay"
DJ Khaled f/ Akon, T.I., Rick Ross, Fat Joe and Lil' Wayne "We Takin'
Over"
Lil Boosie f/ Foxx and Webbie "Wipe Me Down"
MIMS "This Is Why I'm Hot"

This category is just dripping with wack juice.

BET's Most Probable Winner: A Bay Bay
The REAL Winner: We Takin' Over

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Kanye Beat 50, But The True Losers Drop Albums Today!

With only one day of voting left in my Kanye/50 poll its pretty much safe to say 50 lost! Then again, maybe he didn't because unlike the people who brillantly decided it would be a perfect time to release an album the week after the biggest day in Hip-Hop since Jay came back, 50 will actually move units. I just feel bad for Chamillionaire, Twista, and Keyshia Cole for signing with labels who obviously don't have their best interest in hand. Seriously, why would a label to do this to their talent????

I'm guessing Chamillionaire does about 60-70k first week because he has absolutely NO buzz. He actually has some die hard fans though, which is the only reason I went as "high" as I did for him. Speaking of no buzz, Twista has even less for his Adrenaline Rush 2007 and most likely do around 30-50k first week. Unlike the other two, Keyshia Cole actually has a hit record out, but does anyone know her album is dropping?? 80-100k first week for Ms. Cole

Another person dropping today is Havoc of Mobb Deep. Obviously he's not gonna sell either, but luckily for him, this album will drop on Koch and isn't expected to move big boy units anyway lol.

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G-Unit Is So Disrespectful...I LOVE IT!

Nothing like some good ol' gully, disrespectful G-Unit! I don't watch Rap City anymore but if I knew 50 was going to be the permanent host I would most definitely tune in because this was their best show in AWHILE!:



You gotta love it!!! Damn they just managed to disrespect like 10 people in like 7 minutes lol. Good looking out on that shout out to 99 Jamz too yall (even though though do play bullshit records most of the day lol). WE THE BEST! LMAO!! Buck is outta control!

Now here they are in the booth (heads up, Banks and mainly Buck kill it):

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New Music From 50 Cent, T.I., Nelly, and More

50 Cent feat. Diddy & Jay-Z - I Get Money (Remix)

Dope remix, but I think the idea of the song was better than the actual song.

50 Cent - The Formula

Illseed said this might be on a new 50 mixtape called The Vitiman Water Mixtape...classic! This song is dope though, I wonder where this track was when it was time to put Curtis together??

50 Cent - Smile (I'm Leaving)

Yo this track is hot for real! this definitely should have made the album along with Part Time Lover, We On Some Shit, Southside, and the 2 tracks above.

Mos Def feat. Stephen Marley - Hey Baby

I love this song its extremely hot!

Swizz Beatz feat. Young Jeezy, Eve, and Elephant Man - Money In The Bank (Remix)

Jeezy actually ripped it the hardest, "I already got a son, but you can swallow my daughter.

Trey Songz feat. R. Kelly - Grub On

Now this is obviously neither Trey or Kellz but the funny thing about it is that this isn't too far fetched to think Kelly would do a song like this lol.

J-Hood - Who I'ma Sign 2

This song is about, but its funny he's talking like he's actually in control of his future lmao.

Bow Wow & Omarion - Hood Star

Other than this track being called Hood Star (which obviously neither are or were EVER) its actually pretty hot...kinda Jay & Kellz-esque...okay maybe not but its better than that Designated Driver bullshit lol.

Nelly feat. Pimp C & Sean P - Cut It Out

Nothing really new here and if this is really Nelly's new single he should go sit down and re-group.

Obie Trice feat. Saigon - Wanna Know (Remix)

Obie didn't come with it on this track but Saigon killed it as usual.

Bishop Lamont - Feel On It

Bis is ill! I really don't appreciate him rapping about his meat so much on this joint but the song is still hot.

Craig David - 1 Of 6 Things

Remember him?? Yeah he was dope back in like '01 but I see things have changed because I dunno what's going on with this track here lol.

T.I. feat. Young Jeezy - She Can Get It

This was pretty straight, but it sounds old like '02 Tip

J. Holiday feat. Busta Rhymes - Bed (Remix)

Busta shuts it down!

T.I. feat. Ciara - Goodbye My Dear

Pretty hot song, but its better suited for Ciara's album...them again I guess its not best suited for either since neither used it lol.

Lupe Fiasco - Superstar

This is a kool track, Lupe is ill.

T.I. feat. Plies - Rydin'

You "swear to muthafuckin' God"???? WOOOW Tip you're wylin' out! This track is lame mainly because of that but Plies actually stayed on beat or the most part lol. Tonya, get your boy lol.

50 Cent - Don't Wanna Talk About It

Nothing too special here.

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Cassidy In The Back Room Booth



I dunno wassup with the two big pauses, but other than that the boy Cass is back! And since we're talking about Cassidy, here's the next hit from the would-be King Of Philly My Drink and My 2 Step:



Oh yeah and if you haven't heard BET just sent Rap City to the dungeons of the 1am time slot...sad. Welp its been a wrap since Tig left and that lame ass nigga Mad Links took over (yeah Q45 is cool & a MUCH better host but the damage had been done), but now its just official.

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September 17, 2007

Why???: Master P Can't Let It Go

Just give this music thing up P, you're really just embarrassing yourself at this point. It seems like every few months someone from No Limit releases a cheap ass video that makes me wonder why P can't realize him and Romeo's career in music is past them.


Wassup with the tiger on a leash like its a puppy???

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What Ever Happened To: MTV Rock N' Jock??

One of the most memorable things about MTV when I was younger was the yearly Rock N' Jock competitions. If were born anytime after like 1995-96 (yes Kody, that means you lol), you probably have no idea what I'm talking about because, I believe, the last one was in 2001 for Super Bowl XXXV where the Baltimore Ravens toted the New York Giants 34-7. Most of you mid-90's babies were fresh out having a life overwhelmed by Nick Jr. and thrust into kindergarten, how cute!

Anyway, Rock N' Jock was an event where the most trendy celebrities joined forces with the hottest players of basketball, football, and baseball to play a charity game in their respective sport. Man, MTV is fuckin' up! I mean its bad enough their is an abundance of wack shows this season (all of which cater to a certain persuasion), but not only do they not play many music video or music related programs, Justin Timberlake, they took away good shit like this. Who knows why Rock N' Jock crossed my mind today, but I sure wish they'd bring it back. Maybe I'm just living in the past, am I alone here?? I guess so lol.

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50 Cent On Funkmaster Flex 9/12/07

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Now You KNOW You Wrong!: Aretha Franklin

I found this pic on that bossip website (yeah their stories usually suck ass, but they have great pictures so its worth a visit every once in awhile lol) and I dunno how new or old this is but damn! She's a legend, she should have AT LEAST one person in her camp bold enough to pull her to the side and be like, 'yo this here [while pointing at her humongoid fun bags] can't happen.' I mean its not like she's DMX or something where you might have to fear receiving bodily harm for correcting her lol. Man, just imagine trying to clean under those things...crazy! This does give me a new appreciation for two of my less blessed (if you can call this a blessing lol) co-workers, I'll let them figure out who I'm talking about lol.

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Mascots Gone Wild!

I meant to post this like week, but I just forgot about it lol. This shit is completely HILARIOUS, but I'll let you see it before I talk about it anymore:


LMAO!!!
First off, I didn't put the music to this video, and for the record that shit is homo as hell for a dude to be singing lol. Anyway, the part that truly kills me is at the end when the Oregon Duck shoves his crotch area all in the Cougar's mouth, in a word, CLASSIC! They actually suspended the feathered fighter one game for this, but isn't he just doing his job?? I mean obviously fighting the opposition's mascot isn't in his job description, but hell, he's entertaining the crowd! I know I was entertained at least lol.

Well, I could keep talking about the greatness of this video, but instead I'll leave you with another mascot going wild for no visible reason:

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