Look, I don't even wanna hear that bullshit about this nigga only being 16 years-old (he’s 17 anyway) because at the age of 12 both Bow Wow and Lil Romeo made, at the least, listenable albums. This album is so unspeakably terrible that it makes me mad I downloaded it. Listening to this album is literally like having someone rip your eardrum out, take a shit on it, rinse it off in battery acid, run it over with a tank, and shove it back into your head...backwards! There is no, I repeat, NO positive aspect to this entire album...fuck that, this isn't even an album, its collection of audio proof that Hip-Hop is DEAD! It would be an insult to the word wack if I used it to describe this crap.
Offensively dreadful lyrics, severely appalling production, no direction, no talent, no potential! No amount of poor ratings or STFU Awards would suffice in retaliation for the disdain I’ve gained for this packaged noise. The fact that Soulja Boy’s “career” will be over within weeks of this audio’s release makes me feel better, but to recover from what I just heard I might have to listen to Reasonable Doubt on repeat this entire weekend.
Honestly, Jimmy Iovine should yank this project now before it hits any stores and resign for allowing this to get as far as it has. Mr. Collipark should close the doors to Collipark Records and move to Cambodia with Michael Richards to re-evaluate what he’s doing with his life. Now, usually I don’t condone telling kids to commit suicide, but DeAndre Cortez Way a.k.a. Soulja Boy should AT LEAST consider it. I think it would be best for everyone if all of this transpires before this child is publicly humiliated and subjected to ridicule for the rest of his musically worthless existence.
I’m done, now go ahead and call me a “hater” because I truly HATED this shit.
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