Fiyah Notez: VMAs Pre-Show 2007

Welp, its that time of year again and the VMAs are upon us! It brings me much pleasure to write these notes for you guys BUT don't for a second think I'm not gonna be watching the Cowboys game too lol. Anyway, lets just hope this show is better than that debacle of a show last year.

-John is WAYYYY too old to be dressed like that... he looks gay now...
no literally lol. That, and like 80's throw-up.
-Damn homegirl from Transformer is FINE! I wonder if T.I. is smashin'
that?? lol.
-Rihanna doesn't date Shia Lebeauf! They were just in one damn picture
together...hell they weren't even standing next to each other, they were
just in the same room.
-Jackpot or Jack-not?? How long did it take to come up with that fine
piece of genius??
-Damn Chris Brown's ass STILL can't talk lol.
-LMAO what the FUCK does Lil Mama have on LMAO that's already the worst
outfit in VMA history HANDS DOWN! Its like a jumpsuit/onesie/Oompa
Loompa pants...I dunno its just terrible lol.
-Alicia Keys could most definitely have my babies...and not just on her
face and/or back
-Why this UK nigga keep asking people if they think Britney can come
back??? NO she can't, she's an idiot duh!
-Oh that boy Com! Common is that nigga.
-Damn why these white boys clothes so damn small?? LMAO. I mean shit you
can see that one dude's belly button and shit. I dunno where they gon
spandex jeans from but you each his own.
-Damn my Cowboys down 6-0...oh you thought I wasn't gon watch the game
for real?? lmao!
-50 Cent should wear a hat.
-Why Luda got that old man suit on??
-LMAO @ Lil Wayne performing in the pre-show. How is he the "hottest
rapper in the game" and "the best rapper alive" and aint even famous
enough to perform on the real show??? Hell he wouldn't even have been
invited he wasn't on Nicole S. fine ass's song...damn shame, yeah REAL
hot MTV lol.
-No touchdown but oh well we'll take the field goal.
-Dude from Gym Class Heroes said they wanted to have a real Hip-Hop
video... hmm nobody must've told him "bling" was probably the LEAST
Hip-Hop thing you can say lol.
-Wassup wit the tux Kanye??? Speaking of fashion, damn Lil Mama looked
terrible LMAO!
-Thanks for clearing that up 'Ye, I dunno why white people the
media always thinks someone has beef lol.
-I know they didn't just give Lil Mama a "Jackpot" for her outfit! MTV
is fuckin' up!
-Again, wassup with these white boys and these tight ass fairy pants??
-Damn the Clipse still have to introduce themselves LMAO.
-Who invited Lil Darryl Soulja Boy?? Fuck it, he might as well go once because we
all know next year this time it'll be back to irrelevance for him lol.
-Why does Ne-Yo have a bandanna around his neck??
-Foo Fighters?? Them niggas still alive?? ...And once again with the
fairy pants lol.
-The Pre-show was pretty boring so hopefully the show is better.