November 30, 2007
I Think I Jinxed Knievel!
Damn y'all just 3 days after I wrote that piece about him he passes away! How crazy is that?? I either jinxed him or Kanye slipped something in his pudding when they met the other day...bad joke, sorry lol. Seriously though he has passed on which is pretty random, but R.I.P. [FULL STORY]
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Claudia Jordan
If you've listened to all the Jamie Foxx Foxxhole Radio shit I've posted then you know who Claudia Jordan is...then again maybe not lol, but yeah she works on the show and it turns out that she's fine as hell! Then on top of that she has like 35 jobs! I mean she's a beauty pageant winner, model on Price Is Right, a model Deal Or No Deal, and been in countless magazines and TV shows. If you think I'm lying then just Google her! Well anyway that's good enough to catch my seeds so that's why she's here lol.
I was gonna post more pix, but its just so many so you can go to her Myspace or to this thread on the IC to see more pix of her fine ass (oh yeah I picked that one pic because you can kinda see her nipple through that dress lol).
Anyway, since I didn't actually post more of her pix here I'll just leave y'all with one of the videos she's been in, Joe's I Wanna Know:
Surprise! Amy Winehouse Is On Coke
Just click the link below and lets discuss lol:
Amy Winehouse Allegedly Snortin' Coke On Stage LMAO!!
Yeah this is some newsflash huh? I mean seriously who didn't already know without the visual evidence?? Then again, I dunno if you can really call this "visual evidence" because I need a lil more than this shit, but it don't matter because we all know she's on it anyway lol.
If she did do a line right there then she is a fuckin' professional! I've NEVER see anyone do a line off the back of their hand or wrist while singing on stage...EVER! That's some professional junky shit right there lol.
Whatever I just hope that skinny ass is in the studio making some more hits because lets just be honest, she probably only has a few more years (maybe less) before she O.D.'s off that last high. I love you anyway Amy ;-).
Reaction To 50 Cent On Cribs
Aight so I just finished watching 50 on MTV Cribs and I must say that place is 100% ill! Fif has every right to call that shit the East Coast Playboy Mansion because it pretty much is...well until he sells it at least lol. Anyway, everything about this place is ill from his bed room to his kitchen, to his studio, to the Gucci room...everything! This only makes me more positive that I'd sign with G-Unit if given the opportunity because you just can't beat this shit lol.
The best part about sick ass homes like this is that I can see stuff that I one day want in my crib so if MTV drops by I won't be stuck looking like Lumidee...or even worse, the Young Bloodz (which is easily the worst crib ever shown lol). This house is definitely gonna be an inspiration for me...hell if I do it big enough I can cop that Donald Trump crib in Palm Beach and turn it into the Dirty South Playboy Mansion! Now that would be ill! Speaking of dirty South, anyone else notice Young Buck wasn't around?? Interesting lol.
Anyway, here's the bonus footage from 50's house that didn't make the show like his green room so he doesn't have to leave his house to shoot a green scene clip...how ill is that??:
The best part is when he shows the Source Award and says they went out of business because they aggravated Eminem which is pretty much 100% true lol. I mean they are really still in business, but no one cares about them now and its mainly because of Benzino tryna call out Em and getting his ass ate lyrically. Shame lol.
Here's another one of my favorite Cribs which belongs to Dallas Austin. Everything about this house is totally sick! Honestly, if I had a choice I'd rather have Dallas' house over 50's, but hell you can't really lose either way can you??
P.S.: Living in a house like that is the ONLY way I'd move to Georgia baby sorry (she knows who I'm talking to lol).
Random News Shit
Mannie Fresh’s Sister Shot And Killed
Man this is SO tough! All I can say is R.I.P.
Akon Charged With Throwing Fan Offstage
Really?? Wow! That shit was in like June, and I thought we all agreed that was aprart of the show?? lol.
Woman takes out ad to sell breast milk
This shit is gross! 100 oz.'s?? Most of that shit is probably spoiled as hell lmao.
Runaway teacher faces federal court hearing
If you're gonna flee with a 13 year-old boy, make sure its a smart one! Seriously because after a week what does this nigga do? Call home and ask for money! What a dumbass! Not only is she going to jail for kidnapping, but for kidnapping a retarded kid! Then again, how the hell did they run out of money so fast?? They were only gone for a week, did she not plan this shit out?? But still, this fool was on the run and he called his house! LMAO!!!
Damn, it seems like majority of females can't pick the right man no matter dude's age lmao.
Religious boy dies after refusing blood transfusion
Damn, this is sad, but I guess you gotta do what you gotta do. I'm not gonna clown him for sticking with his religion so moving right along...
More Than a White Lie: People lie once or twice daily. Here’s why we lie.
I didn't really need a medical study to know this shit. I mean we could've spent this time and money on HIV/AIDS research and cures so after I tell the lies I don't have to worry about being sick for the rest of my life! lmao.
As D.L. Hughley would say, "fuck y'all, that's funny!" lol.
Tracy Morgan Walked Out On?? Don't Believe The Hype!
Y'all all know Tracy Morgan is a fool by now, and also that I'm a huge fan so I got some new shit for y'all from Cipha Sounds' Don't Get Gassed Comedy Series. Oh yeah, you might have heard about fans walking out on a Tracy Morgan in New York the other day, but don't get it fucked up, its because Tracy's shit is NOT for MOST white people. Don't for a second think he wasn't hilarious as usual, but his shit is way too over the top and explicit for some of his new found white fans who watch him on 30 Rock.
Aight well let me stop fuckin' with y'all, check it out:
See what I mean?? Not for the conservative white audience lol.
50 Cent On Cribs
Of course I missed the majority of this show because I was watching the game and highlights last night, but from what I saw this house is ridiculous! I was gonna post this last night when MTV.com first put it up, but I figured I'd watch it by tomorrow and now I'm watching the highlights again, listening to Skip Bayless talk his shit on First Take, and I just found a shit load of Jamie Foxx's Foxxhole radio show. Speaking of the radio show I have a special Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant on Claudia Jordan coming REAL soon. In the mean time check this out or just download it part 1, part 2:
And if you were wondering why 50 was doing Cribs, then here's your answer: he's selling this house for $18.5 million! [FULL STORY]
We Got Our Popcorn! Plus The Boston Massacre!
Well I actually got to see some of the game, but the quality of the picture I was looking at was so bad that it really didn't matter lol. I mainly used it for sound and just kept track of what was going on on NFL.com and ESPN.com. It seemed like a great game, what do y'all think?? I knew you'd agree lol.
Anyway, if Farve never got hurt this would've been a straight blow out! I aint gon' lie, Aaron Rodger had me scared for a minute lol. The shit I'm stuck on is that Harris pick give away! Damn T.O. you're my boy, but that shit can't happen lol. Its all good though he put in some serious work by catching for 156 yards and 1 TD (should've been two but dammit T!). Another big problem is the penalties! That shit hurt, but luckily Romo was able to dig us out of some pretty big holes.
The most important thing about this is that we won so we'll more than likely have home field advantage throughout the playoffs. That might not mean shit, but the way the rest of the NFC is playing I'm not worried about them at all especially the way Chicago ran through the playoffs last year. I think we have a good chance to make some noise this year in the playoffs BUT I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
Next week, the 6-5 Detroit Lions! Sounds like another stat stuffer to me!
Oh yeah, did anyone else see the final score on that Celts/Knicks game?? WOOW! All I know is I flipped it on TNT and saw 83-39 in the 3rd quarter! Obviously that was the final (it actually ended up being (104-59) but that was some crazy ass shit, and the reason the Knicks were on national television is beyond me lol. Besides that thorough ass whuppin', I see Malik Rose (when the last time you heard that name?? lol) is back in the league...I really don't know what happened to that nigga, but at least he's back lol.
November 29, 2007
Pissed I Can't See The Cowboys Whup Ass Tonight!
Wassup y'all?? Welp, the clock is ticking on the start of Super Bowl XLII ¾ (aka the Cowboys vs. the Packers) and I'm getting more and more pissed by the minute! I haven't talked about it much, but just like most people I don't have the NFL Network so I can't see the damn game. This is bullshit! All you muthafuckas are already rich, quit the bullshit and put the game on ESPN like always! Damn that shit got me hot!
Well anyway I'll be "watching" from NFL.com, but I won't be happy lol. Hopefully you guys have better luck than me and cheer my Cowboys to victory (mad if you think I'm pissed now, I'm gonna be livid if the 'Boys lose!!). Peace y'all.
Now, You KNOW You Wrong!: Keyshia Cole On 106 & Park
Where the fuck you goin' baby??? Damn, she's lucky I wanna impregnate her because this is definitely NOT a good look lol.
Its all good though, I know she's a beautiful girl so this doesn't bother me THAT much...but damn! lol.
I Know You Don't Care But... Diamond Left Crime Mob
Now I dunno this chick from the other one in the group, but she decided to go solo. Illseed had been talking about this the last few days, but no one really cares lol. [FULL STORY]
She had a mixtape called Bitch Music like last month or something that was okay, but I dunno why she's going solo...oh well lol....then again if I was in a group with those niggas I'd go solo too...naw I wouldn't even have joined because those dudes are inexcusable wack lol.
Rolle Believes Taylor Was a Target
This shit is crazy, but I believe it knowing how niggas are...especially in Miami. Check out the whole video of Antrel Rolle (he's know Sean since they were 6!):
Wouldn't doubt it for a minute!
Tay Zonday Is Back!
I really thought it was over for this weird lookin' lil nigga, but nope Dr Pepper decided to give him a check to make his newest Youtube smash Cherry Chocolate Rain:
This shit is retarded as hell, but I'm not mad at him at all! Just think about it, he made a video on Youtube and now he's getting a real check from Dr Pepper/7-Up, Inc. Crazy shit! Well hopefully he doesn't blow through his lil check like most would do lol.
Thursday Billboard Update - 11/29/07
Looks like a visit to Oprah is much more potent than a #1 record as Alicia Keys' (1-2, 349,000) reign on top of the Billboard 200 lasted just a week being knocked down to #2 by Josh Groban and his holiday album Noel. After seven weeks on the charts, Noel finally took over the #1 spot by moving about 405,000 this week, that's a 81% sales increase!
Note to recording artist: going on Oprah is better for your career than being shot and arrested... combined! Lol.
In other Billboard 200 news, Jay-Z falls out of the top 10 to #14 and Chris Brown inches up 10-9 and goes gold after 3 weeks. Jordin Sparks self-titled debuts comes in at #10 selling 119,000. Oh yeah and that damn High School Musical 2 shits jumped 130% and right back into the top 10 14-6...bastards!
At least Ms. Keys is able to hang on to one of her #1's as she maintains her dominance on the Hot 100 for a 2nd week. Kanye West's Stronger finally falls out of the top ten, but don't cry for him because Good Life is still doing its thing at #8 and his new single Flashing Lights is this weeks Hot Shot Debut at #75. Rihanna's I Hate That I Love You re-enters the top this week jumping 12-9 after 13 weeks on the charts.
The Billboard 200 1-10
1. Josh Groban - Noel
2. Alicia Keys - As I Am
3. Various Artists - Now! 26
4. Garth Brooks - The Ultimate Hits
5. Eagles - Long Road Out Of Eden
6. High School Musical 2
7. Carrie Underwood - Carnival Ride
8. Celine Dion - Taking Chances
9. Chris Brown - Exclusive
10. Jordin Sparks - Jordin Sparks
- Beyonce's B'Day re-enters the Billboard 200 at #19 powered by her appearance on the AMAs. She sold 72,059 this week.
- I'm guessing Tim McGraw also made an appearance at the AMAs because his greatest hits set jumps 177-31!
- Freeway's Free At Last debuts at #42 with 36,000 sold.
1. Alicia Keys - No One (1-1)
2. Timbaland - Apologize (3-2)
3. Chris Brown - Kiss Kiss (2-3)
4. Flo-Rida - Low (4-4)
5. Soulja Boy - Crank That (6-5)
6. Colbie Caillat - Bubbly (5-6)
7. Fergie - Clumsy (8-7)
8. Kanye West - Good Life (7-8)
9. Rihanna - I Hate That I Love You (12-9)
10. Baby Bash - Cyclone (9-10)
- Jordin Sparks' Tattoo is this week's Digital Gainer moving 16-12...hmm I wonder how much of that ringtone check goes directly back to American Idol?? Lol.
- Like I said before, Kanye's Flashing Lights is this week's Hot Shot Debut at #75 this week.
- Chris Brown's This Christmas debuts at #89 this week.
November 28, 2007
50 Cent - Sad 50 Cent
Nope, this isn't a new 50 track, but it is a Mad TV parody I found on Daily Motion! Now this guys looks nothin' like Fif (more like Banks lol), but this shit is still hilarious regardless. Check it out:
LMAO!! That's classic shit right there! That prostitute garden shit just had me rollin'! Aight, that went well so I'll leave y'all with a bonus Mad TV parody of Rihanna's Umbrella called Obama by Hilary Clinton:
Lil Kim - Remy Ma Diss
First of all, DAMN! If only Lil Kim looked like this everyday!
Anyway (I'm still thinking about the picture lol), I dunno why Kim is dissin' Remy Ma, but she is for whatever reason. I was gonna upload this to my DivShare account, but its rerally not even worth it lol. Check it out:
Lil Kim - Remy Ma Diss
Umm yeah... lol.
How Wack Gangsta Is This!
Yo, I'm sorry I've had this shit for at least 2 months and never posted it lol. I mean its not that important because it has nothing to do with Hip-Hop, but its just gangsta to me lol. Its called Street Fucking so click the pic and it'll take you to a crazy ass video! lol:
Crazy shit right?? lol. All I wanna know is: WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS??? Damn, I need to live there because this shit is crazy lol.
Hurricane Chris Vs. Cipha Sounds
Y'all know Cipha is stupid as fuck (in a good way lol) right? Well he freestyle battled Hurricane Chris and here's the footage to prove it lol:
LMAO! I aint gon' lie, Hurricane is kinda nice off the dome, but Ciph smashed him! lol. Naw, this shit was all fun, but it sure was funny. Am I the only one who felt like the shit was gonna just shut off when Hurricane started saying faggot and homo?? lol.
First Sunday Trailer
This is the trailer for Ice Cube's newest comedy First Sunday featuring himself, Tracy Morgan and Katt Williams. It starts off kinda slow, but Katt picks it up and now I'm sure I'm gonna be in the theaters on January 11th when it comes out. Check it out:
Like I said before, it comes out Jan. 11th and here's their site for additional info...though if I were you I'd just Google First Sunday lol.
Snoop Dogg - Sexual Eruption Sensual Seduction
Welp its official, Snoop has done the unthinkable and made a video for this dumbass song lol. I actually like the video because its a spin on that old school shit, but I just can't get with that T-Pain shit, I'm sorry. Check it out:
How ill are those 1970 graphics?? Nice!
Anyway, here's some behind the scenes shit from DJ Skee's SkeeTV:
TMZ Caught Up With Their New Favorite Rapper The Game
Looks like TMZ has a new favorite rapper because every few weeks they are following The Game around lol. If you're been on my site for awhile you're seen the 2 previous episode The Game put on which were instant classics and this one is no different.
The Game to TMZ: "Pimp My Sneakers"
I have to applaud TMZ on this one because they're talking to a black celebrity on a regular occasion and not because they just got out of court or got arrested...so I guess this is a start lol.
Anyway, did you see that motorcycle?? Shit was ill with that BWS logo on the front. Game is a character and he needs a show...VH1 get to work!
Idiocracy 101: Birdman The 5*Dumbass
This nigga is a straight clown, look at this foolery:
The worst thing about this is some young dumbass is gonna see this and think its kool to have a bunch of money thrown all over the floor. NEWFLASH! That's not "stuntin" that's just being an idiot.
Oh yeah and I don't wanna hear any of you lil ignorant ass niggas talkin' about I'm "hatin" or that 'Birdman don't care what y'all think cause he rich' blah blah blah. I'd hope he didn't care, but that's still no excuse for doing stupid shit.
In other news, like the 5*dumbass that he is Baby and 15 others were arrested yesterday with weed and guns...real stuntastic lol. [FULL STORY]
Now, if you clicked on the story and read down to the 6th paragraph then you probably noticed that one of the people arrested was Baby's 18 year-old wife (that's right, 18 year-old wife!). First of all, I didn't even know he was married, and to be fare, I didn't/don't care, but damn 18?? This nigga is 38 and if they are really married who knows how long he was fuckin' this girl before she was even legal! Well at least he wasn't only molesting boys that were minors (*cough* Lil Wayne *cough*) lol.
**UPDATE**
Baby spoke to MTV about his arrest yesterday! Guess what?? He says he's NOT married! ...then again he also says he isn't gay for kissing Lil Wayne lol. [FULL STORY]
Jadakiss - Welcome To The Roc
This is the first thing Jadakiss had released since signing with the Roc, check it out:
Jadakiss - Welcome To The Roc
The dude is nice, what else can I say?? I know I've heard this beat before, but I just can't put my finger on who's song it is. If you know, let me know!
Rick Ross Gets Nas'd
Yep you read right, Rick Ross' new album Trilla just got Nas'd! By "Nas'd" I mean he got pushed back to February. That's February 19th to be exact, according to Billboard.com, and that's its original release date of December 18th. Well, at least Def Jam realized they were gonna drop too many flops much too close to each other and pushed a few back.
November 27, 2007
This Week In Flops 11/27/07
I guess the fine people within the music industry knew A. Keys was coming to wreck the game because nobody wanted to go head up with her... even on her 2nd week! Most of these cowards opted for the jammed packed Dec. 4th release date, now that's a force... then again coming out on Kanye and 50's 2nd week didn't work out too well for Chamillionaire, did it?? lol.
Anyway, two indie labels stepped up to the plate and just dropped their flops sooner than later lol. First off we have TVT's Pitbull and his 3rd album The Boatlift. Obviously this isn't anything major so its not gonna sell like it so I'm guessing it does about 10-20k.
I dunno where the hell this shit came from or who the hell Red Int/Red Ink is, but somehow they have Common's old shit and are putting it out as a "best of." Whatever can't see this selling more than 5k.
N.O.R.E. Reality Show
Anytime you can get N.O.R.E. on camera its a good look because dude is funny, but this shit was quite the bore lol. I mean it had some good spots, but overall its really dry. Oh yeah I hope whoever edited this shit wasn't paid because that was so wack of a job its not even funny. I could do better than that on Windows Movie Maker...hell, I already have lol. Hopefully the next episode will be better, but who knows.
Oh yeah and I'm still tryna figure out what the hell is it that Mad Linx (aka I single-handedly ruin Rap City) does?? If anyone can help me with that leave a comment or hit me on Myspace of somethin'!
That Shit Was Homo, Stop Frontin' Cease
I dunno why this nigga Lil Cease tryna make it seem like that video of him dancing with his meat out in front of dudes screaming "let the monkey out" and "anaconda" wasn't homo lol (if you don't know what the hell I'm talking about then click here). Whatever check out the video, he starts talking about "the footage" at about 2:27 in:
Man aint no way you can flip that shit into a positive lol. And c'mon Cease, seriously man the editing had nothing to do with anything and your meat out in front of dudes faces has everything to do with it lol. Why the fuck was he in a towel anyway??? That video always bothered me, but man that shit is still fuckin' funny!
I Know You Don't Care But... Star & Bucwild Are Back
Well I know I don't care because this is probably the lamest radio show I've ever listened to, but yeah they are back on radio. I dunno why I say they because when I used to try to listen to this B.S. it was only Star there with his annoying ass voice. Whatever, this is insignificant and I dunno why I'm even posting it because they're just gonna get fired again eventually lol. [FULL STORY]
How Wack Is This??
Dr. Donda West's hair dresser sold a voicemail of her talking about getting plastic surgery to InsideEdition, how wack is that?? I mean seriously, how low can you get for a dollar?? SMH.
Ed Lover Announcing 2Pac's Death At Nas' Concert In '96
Wow, MTV was really diggin' in the crates to have found this one! Its a video of Nas performing at Nassau Coliseum when 2Pac died and Ed Lover coming out to announce it to the crowd and have a moment of silence:
Crazy stuff, but more importantly, where in the hell did Nas get those red leather overalls??? LMAO! That's a bad look even for '96 lol.
Why???: Nas' Nigger Album Gets Pushed Back...To Black History Month!
That's right, they are planning to release this shit in our month! C'mon Nas, Black History Month?? I really wish he would just change the damn title because this is just ridiculous and its really not gonna get him anymore sales than any other Nas album...probably less. I dunno whatever, Nas is obviously going through something lol. [FULL STORY]
Jay-Z Has Some Advice For You Aspiring Rappers
You lil niggas hear that?? You don't have to not write your lyrics to be cool...seriously lol. I dunno why people try to use not writing like its some kinda point of pride, but its not ESPECIALLY if you aren't that good.
I Know is hidden kinda well. I knew it was about heroin before I heard it because I read it somewhere, but I still can't break it to my best friend that its really not a love song because when it comes on she's just jammin' lol. Anyway, at least now Mr. New Jersey knows what Hov was trying to say in that Britney line lol.
There's a 3rd video, but MTV is fuckin' up so I'll try to post it later.
Evel Knievel's Old Ass Smartens Up
Looks like Evel Knievel finally came to his senses (however much are left lol) and settled this retarded ass lawsuit he had against Kanye for tarnishing his image with the video for Touch The Sky and its, "vulgar, sexual and racially charged content." Like I said before, this was retarded because, unlike Diamond Dallas Page's lawsuit against Jay-Z, I'm pretty sure Knievel didn't need the money lol. I dunno I'm just glad its over...maybe next time his advisers should research the person their suing instead of stereotyping them. [FULL STORY]
On another note, at least Kanye seem relatively happy.
Police Dog Bites Auburn Player
Man this is crazy shit lol. I saw this on P.T.I. yesterday, but here's the video courtesy of Youtube:
Wow, where did they get this 1960s nigga-hatin' dog from??? Then the police dude acts like nothing even happened lol.
November 26, 2007
R.I.P. Sean Taylor
Damn, you never like waking up to this kind of news nobody who it is, but as you all know by now Redskins' safety Sean Taylor passed away early this morning from a severed artery due to being shot in the leg yesterday. I dunno what to say about the whole situation, but it just really sad whenever anyone loses their life especially someone with a young child.
Welp like I said yesterday I'm working on my 20 reasons the NFL & NBA sucks to me now so be on the look out for that by the end of this week and here's some videos from ESPN.com:
Official ESPN Report
Mark Schlereth on Mike and Mike
John Clayton on how this will affect the Redskins
November 25, 2007
Moss Is More Valuable Than Brady
No offense to Tom Brady, one of my favorite NFL players of all time, but Randy Moss is the MVP of the National Football League. It ain't even close.
Seriously, denying Randy Moss this year's Associated Press MVP award would be borderline criminal. If Allen Iverson is the answer in basketball, Randy Moss is the question that no one in football can answer.
How do you stop him?
He can't be stopped; he can only slow himself, as he did for a couple of miserable years in Oakland.
Brady is on the brink of shattering every single-season passing record known to mankind and the Patriots are well on their way to smashing every scoring record. And we love nothing more in this country than showering superstar quarterbacks with awards, hype and credit.
But Randy Moss should not and cannot be denied this season. His impact on the football field is so obvious and so overwhelming that even Joe Buck should cast an MVP vote for Mr. Moss. The value of wide receivers has never been more evident than this season.
Terrell Owens earned Tony Romo a $67 million contract and paved the road Philly fans will use to escort Donovan McNabb out of town. Marvin Harrison went down with a knee injury, and Peyton Manning's feet got happy again and his interception total escalated.
Look, it's still a quarterback's league. Manning and McNabb are great players. Romo is headed for greatness. But they're significantly diminished without their favorite toys.
Moss is a kingmaker. This isn't the first time he made a good offense outstanding. The scoring record the Patriots are chasing is the standard Moss' 1998 Vikings established. In that same year, Moss, a rookie at the time, turned 35-year-old Randall Cunningham into the league's top passer. Cunningham threw 34 TDs and 10 INTs and the Vikings finished the regular season 15-1.
Denny Green looked as smart as Bill Belichick.
Randy, despite 17 TDs and 1,313 receiving yards, didn't win the MVP that year because Terrell Davis took a run at Eric Dickerson's single-season rushing record, cracking 2,000 yards.
Well, the excuse this year will be Brady's numbers. I'm not knocking Brady. He's an incredible player. He's just not as valuable as Randy Moss.
There's only one Randy Moss. When he shows up motivated, focused and ready to have fun, records fall, defenses quiver, quarterbacks have once-in-a-lifetime seasons and his teams win ... by lots of points.
Moss is doing more for Brady than Brady is doing for Moss. The same thing could be said about Cunningham and Jeff George, who both looked Elway-esque winging footballs to Moss.
This week George pointed out to me what makes Moss different from every receiver who has ever played the game.
"Intimidation," George explained. "Defensive backs are trained to turn and play the football. Guys are too scared to turn away from Randy. You'll see two DBs running with Randy, but they'll never turn and find the football because they're too afraid to take their eyes off Randy. As a quarterback, you just throw it up to Randy no matter the coverage because you know he'll be only guy looking for the football."
How many times have we seen that this season — two guys wrapped around Randy and Brady floating a ball into traffic?
This isn't a co-MVP situation. It's not a slap at Brady, one of the three best QBs of all time.
It's long overdue recognition for Moss. It's long overdue acknowledgment that receivers — given today's rules about defensive-back contact and the prevalence of three- and four-receiver offenses — can have as much impact on a game as quarterbacks.
Moss reminds me of Shaquille O'Neal. We took O'Neal for granted during his prime on the basketball court, and he won just one MVP award. In retrospect that's ridiculous. O'Neal's impact on the NBA far exceeds Steve Nash's, and Nash has won multiple MVP awards.Moss isn't likely to surpass Jerry Rice as the greatest of all time. Rice was too consistent and was a driving force in the 49ers dynasty. Rice vs. Moss will be like the Bill Russell-Wilt Chamberlain debate. Except we didn't deny Wilt a few MVP trophies.
Let's no longer deny Randy Moss. Yes, he used to be extremely immature. His effort at times was atrocious. None of that matters this year. With defenses doing everything within reason to slow him, Moss has 16 TD receptions, more than 1,000 receiving yards, the Patriots are 10-0, and, most important, Moss has made Tom Brady the second-most-valuable player in football.
SourceNovember 22, 2007
Thursday Billboard Update - 11/22/07
By now we all know Alicia Keys duffed out Hov for the #1 spot this week selling 742,400 copies of her latest album As I Am. Meanwhile Hov takes a 130,600 2nd week to #8 and grabs a quick gold plaque. Chris Brown moved 109,600 units to come in #9 and hold ground in the top 10 for at least another week...that much couldn't be said for last week's #10 Cassidy lol.
As I told y'all yesterday, Alicia Keys also takes over the #1 spot on the Hot 100 with her very loud and nearly out of tune hit No One. The only new entry into the top 10 is Fergie with Clumsy at #8 moving up for spots from last week and becoming the first female artist since Paula Abdul to have 5 top 10 singles off of a debut album.
The Billboard 200 1-10
1. Alicia Keys - As I Am
2. Josh Groban - Noel
3. Celine Dion - Taking Chances
4. Various Artists - Now! 26
5. Garth Brooks - The Ultimate Hits
6. Eagles - Long Road Out Of Eden
7. Led Zeppelin - Mothership
8. Jay-Z - American Gangster
9. Carrie Underwood - Carnival Ride
10. Chris Brown - Exclusive
- Boyz II Men's Motown: A Journey Through Hitsville USA debuts at #27 selling about 42,000 copies.
- Cassidy's third album B.A.R.S. literally plummets as it falls 52 spots 10-62.
- Bone Thugs-N-Harmony's T.H.U.G.S. debuts at #73 with a little over 15,000 sold.
1. Alicia Keys - No One (2-1)
2. Chris Brown - Kiss Kiss (1-2)
3. Timbaland - Apologize (3-3)
4. Flo-Rida - Low (6-4)
5. Colbie Caillat - Bubbly (5-5)
6. Soulja Boy - Crank That (6-4)
7. Kanye West - Good Life (7-7)
8. Fergie - Clumsy (12-8)
9. Baby Bash - Cyclone (8-9)
10. Kanye West - Stronger (9-10)
- Sean Kingston's Take You There jumps 21 spots 63-42 as the chubby poptart tries to stay relevant.
- Alicia Keys' 2nd single Like You'll Never See Me Again sky rockets 48 spots 93-45.
Styles P.'s The Ghost Story Come Up DVD Trailer
Damn, I been waitin' for this shit here! I liked when Come Up DVD dedicated that one whole DVD to Jada and basically just followed him around all day and since then I couldn't wait for them to do it again (that shit was hilarious!) so when I heard SP was gonna do one I knew I HAD to hop on it (no homo lol). Anyway, check out the trailer for SP's Come Up:
Shit looks like it'll be just as good as Jada's. Its weird though because all these niggas do is chill, smoke weed, rap, and go to the juice bar, but the shit is so entertaining and you never know what kinda random shit is gonna be said or done (ex. them niggas working out on the street corner in the trailer lol). Damn, as SOON as this shit comes up on my download site I'm all in...fuck it I'm gonna go check right the hell now!
Damn It Looks Like Snoop Is Serious
Damn, it looks like Snoop is serious about putting out this Sensual Seduction (formerly Sexual Eruption) song. As you all might know by now, I hate that fuckin' song so this is a note...rather a plea to Snoop: PLEASE SNOOP, DON'T DO IT!!! This song is soooo trash! Well, it aint trash trash BUT that T-Pain shit aint for everybody. Anyway, if for some reason you're actually feeling this whole song the video premieres on TRL on Nov. 28 and on 106 & Park Nov. 29th.[FULL STORY]
Anyway, in other Snoop news he was on Jamie Foxx's The Foxxhole holding shit down. Now, the audio is damn near 2 hours long (he's only there for the first hour), but man I'm listening to it now and its well worth it lol. Everything Snoop is saying is the truth like that Soulja Boy is bullshit and he even speaks on Superhead's nasty ass lol.
Snoop On Jamie Foxx's The Foxxhole
November 21, 2007
Mixtape Monday: Scarface, Fabolous, And Beanie Sigel
Yeah I know it aint Monday, fuck y'all lol.
Anyway, I just found time to watch this stuff so check it out, they are 3 pretty good videos of Face talking about a few joint from his album, Fab talking about the beef between Joe Budden and Ransom, and Sige talking about why he chose to roll with Jay over Dame:
Scarface is a pretty funny dude and I feel him on niggas changing his song titles lol.
I wouldn't do the video either lol.
Crazy...hey, I thought he was saving this story for his album?? Oh well lol.
How Wack Is This??
Seriously, how wack is this shit?? I mean this is really some straight cornball shit and goes right up there with Lloyd Bank's Statue of Liberty and Paul Wall's cup chains lol. This is just a terrible look for an already lame lookin' nigga like Sean Kingston. Save your money man, that's all I'm gonna say man lol.
Alicia Keys Runs This R&B Shit
Welp as you've all heard by now, Alicia "My future baby momma" Keys first week sales of As I Am busted the Billboard 200's ass wide open selling 742,400 units! That's some good shit man I mean damn that has to be 2nd only to Kanye's Graduation this year as far as first week sales go.
Also expect Ms.Keys Mrs. Chestnut's No One to takeover the #1 spot from Chris Brown and T-Pain's Kiss Kiss tomorrow when the Hot 100 comes out. I'll have all that and more like where Hov, Chris Breezy, and Cass landed in their 2nd week on the charts tomorrow on the Thursday Billboard Update which will more than likely be the only thing I post tomorrow lol.
November 20, 2007
Three New Videos From Freeway!
How do you make up for no promotion or singles leading up to your sophomore album?? I don't know the right answer, but Freeway's answer was to drop 3 new videos today! Still Got Love, Lights Get Low, and Its Over are the joints he made videos for so check 'em out:
Freeway - Still Got Love
Wow! Alot of strong cameos in this joint.
Freeway - Lights Get Low (Feat. Rick Ross & Dre)
I thought that was Dre on the hook, but whatever wassup with all these tatted up females in this video?? That shit is so gross lol.
Freeway - Its Over
Who's dude dancing all around Free?? lol.
This Week In Flops 11/20/07
Okay! NOW, it all makes sense. American Dream was supposed to be Mike Jones' sophomore album, but changed to an EP due to "low confidence from the label." I can't find any news report to back that up, but it sure seems to be the case because seriously what record label puts out 3-4 singles (and videos!) for an EP?? Most people are lucky to even get a video for an EP lol. Speaking of EPs, whatever happened to Yung Berg's album?? I remember he dropped the EP (that didn't sell), his single played out, and he hasn't been seen or heard from since...but I digress lol. I see American Dream selling about 10-20k in its first week.
I feel bad for having to put this up, but I already know its not gonna sell because he has just about no promo even though he his album is crazy. If Cassidy only did like 60k last week, I can't see Free doing anymore than that with no single out or anything. My prediction is 40-50k, hopefully not much less, but oh well its not like he's gonna get dropped or anything lol.
Without a doubt this WILL be the lowest selling debut by an American Idol winner (yep, even less than that nigga with the grey hair), but I'm sure they already know that. I mean she's straight, but we all (well everyone that watches American Idol enough to at least know what's going on) know that that no neck girl who always looked surprised should have won. Her name is actually Melinda Dolittle, but I didn't think of it until after I wrote that sentence and I'm not gonna erase it lol. Anyway, with her single doing pretty much nothing I can't see her selling anything more than 80-90k. If she goes over 100k its just because of the hardcore AI fans that buy all the winners albums lol.
Kanye West Talking About His Mom And Why He's Still Touring
Check out Kanye speaking on his mother and a few other things at his concert in Belgium yesterday:
Man I still feel bad for Ye, but at the end of the day people deal with tragedy differently. [FULL STORY]
Aftermath Studio Session Pt. 2
It seems like much longer ago than just Oct. 8th that I posted part one of this video, but here's part 2 with Busta, Stat Quo, and Bishop Lamont speaking some real shit:
That's right, Michael Jackson IS the illest nigga in the game! Like I've always said, if you think Michael Jackson is really broke you are retarded lol. There is NO WAY MJ can ever become broke...EVER lol. I like what Stat Quo had to say too about giving your opinion now opposed to 10 years ago or so, but I HATED all the unnecessary promo in the video. Its like damn I can barely here the audio now and y'all wanna put music under it lol.
Cassidy Spittin' That Real!
Since we on that RealTalkNY shit check out this ill ass shit Cassidy spit last month:
Damn this shit is so sick! I like his album, but I think this would've been a good luck even as just an acappella at the end because this shit is fiyah!
Jadakiss Southwest Airlines Commercial
Here's a lil' funny video from...well y'all can see who made it when you watch the video lol:
Well I guess it wasn't THAT funny, but it was a good try lol. The original video was already funny enough as it was so this was kinda unnecessary...oh yeah and all the shameless plugs all over the shit didn't help either lol.
Kanye West Is GQ's Man Of The Year
I doubt he really cares, but yeah Kanye is this year's GQ Man Of The Year. [FULL STORY]
Oh yeah Lil Wayne won Workaholic, but does anyone really care?? Well I know I don't lol.
Cyssero Talking About Cassidy's Intro
You might have missed it, but on the intro B.A.R.S. Vs. Da Hustla off Cassidy's new album B.A.R.S. he says, "I don't even need to write or switch the flow, you niggas know I aint Murda Fluke or Sissyro," so Cyssero got his cameraman and made a Youtube video about it:
Honestly, this shit isn't really that serious and a bit much for that soft ass jab Cass sent and I much rather had just heard him spit something crazy lol. I guess that's the real reason its been in my tabs the past 3 weeks until I decided to watch it today lol.
Frank Caliendo On Mike And Mike
I'm glad ESPN decided to put this shit up because I had to go to work this morning... then again if I didn't have to go to work I would've never knew he was on lol. I dunno whatever just check out the video 'cause Frank is a BEAST on those impression if you didn't know:
Damn he ripped that Jim Rome! Man I really don't like that dude I who knows why his show is still on because its wack lol. Anyway, Frank Caliendo's Frank TV premieres tonight at 11pm so check it out if you have time...I know I will if I can remember lol.
Saigon "Drunk" On The Sirius Radio
If for some reason you haven't heard this shit just do yourself a favor and click the link at the end of this sentence. [Saigon wylin!]
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Yo man this nigga is wylin' the fuck out! LMAO!! You know he don't sound THAT drunk to me, but I guess that's the story he's gonna rock with.
Jay-Z's Rolling Stone Photo Shoot And Cover
Jay-Z is really looking dominate out here these days, enjoy:
Joe Budden's Mood Muzik 3 Tracklisting
Here's a lil something to go with the AHH preview from last month, check it out:
1. Hiatus produced by Mellow Madness
2. Ventilation produced by Klassiks
3. Talk to Him produced by WMS Sultan
4. Warfare f/ Joell Ortiz produced by Klassiks
5. Dear Diary produced by WMS Sultan
6. Get No Younger f/E-Zo produced by Klassiks
7. Star Inside of Me f/Suzy Q produced by Dub B
8. Killa BH (skit)
9. Send Him Our Love produced by Klassiks
10. Family Reunion f/Ransom, Hitchcock, Fabolous, TBD Produced by Sha-Tek
11. 5th Gear produced by WMS Sultan
12. Rollcall produced by WMS Sultan
13. Secrets f/ Emany produced by Klassiks
14. All of Me f/ Emany produced by Klassiks
15. Folders Brother (Killa BH solo)
16. Long way to go f/Mister Probz produced by Soul Searching
17. Thall Shall Not Fall produced by Klassiks
18. Still My Hood produced by Wyks
Def Jam Sessions, Vol. 1 Tracklisting
I know you might have heard Def Jam is dropping this album with all "unreleased" material, but here's the tracklisting for those of you who like them:
"The N...," Nas
"Where Y'all At," Nas
"I Shine, You Shine," Fabolous
"Chirp Back," Fabolous
"That's What It Does," Ne-Yo
"Spotlight," Ne-Yo
"OD," Method Man
"F**k Da Security," Redman
"Let's Go," Redman
"Haunted," Rihanna
"Cry," Rihanna
"Wreck," Bobby Valentino
"Let's Go," Bobby Valentino
Welp, this shit is slated to hit stores Dec. 18th so look for it on This Week In Flops on that same day lol. [FULL STORY]
Mike Jones - Crunch-N-Munch
Just listen:
I'm not gonna say it, but y'all niggas should already know how I feel about this shit and I'm sure we're all on the same page lol.
Anyway, I totally forgot but Mike's album American Dream drops today. Yeah I know you don't care, but I'm just shocked by the lack of support he's...what am I saying?? No I'm not! I knew whenever he dropped another album it wouldn't do shit because its usually hard to build a career off of a gimmick lol. Anyway, I actually wrote about his album being pushed back to this day, last month, but here's the video that reminded me of the whole thing:
Damn, I kinda feel bad for him because I think he actually has a good story, he just made the fatal mistake of being a gimmick...plus his lack of skills isn't helping the cause at all lol.
November 19, 2007
Romeo Isn't On USC's Roster...He's Still In High School!
Y'all know I was trying figure out what the hell was up with Rome and this whole USC shit since a few weeks ago when O.J. Mayo scored 32 in his debut, but as it turns out this nigga is still in high school! This shit is really retarded man, I KNOW this same story ran last year talking about he agreed to go to USC, but whatever it really doesn't matter I just wanted to let y'all know...yeah I already know you don't care lol. [FULL STORY]
The American Hater Ep. 3 & 4
You guys might remember last month I posted 2 episodes of Mike Jones' Youtube series The American Hater starring Alex Thomas as Money Stacks. Well, if you don't I'd suggest you click my last sentence and if you do then check out episodes 3 and 4:
Alex Thomas is a fool! LMAO!
November 17, 2007
INN: Broward County
, vNow, as many of you know I'm from Fort Lauderdale, Florida which is in Broward County and we have ignorant ass niggas just like everywhere else so this last post is gonna be all Broward people and our ig'nant ass videos lol. I'm gonna show y'all our music, our dances, our fights, and just all the crazy lookin' shit I could find on Youtube lol
First up we have the fights since I know that's what everybody wanna see anyway lol:
This shit here is literally 2 minutes away from my house...probably less lol:
I dunno what the hell is going on here I just know the fat check tried to charge dude and ended up on the ground lol:
This is somewhere in Deepside, who knows, but its ignorant as hell regardless lol
This one here is actually my high school Blanche Ely High lol.
This shit is Ely again, but on Haitian Day '07...just think, this is AFTER they cleaned up the school lol.
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Aight, next up is the some music and dance (keep in mind this is NOT the good stuff like Smiley and Ariginal lol).
Okay, so this is the BallinAssBenn's Show which usually comes on like channel 76 at random times...its pretty much the same idea behind underground radio lol
Somebody should've told Young A.C. (you might have seen him losing in the this year on BET's Spring Bling...but probably not lol) and the rest of these dudes that the camera wasn't facing that way lol. And who knows why homie is smoking while holding a baby, but to each his own lol. Abraham The Jeweler looks like he has Downs Syndrome, but he's in the Flea Market right across the street from me so he's cool lol. My uncle actually took me and my brother to Dale's Tires to put some 20's on his Jag years ago before he got locked up...and when having just 20's was cool lol. J&L Liquor Store...hell everybody knows J&L, but PLEASE don't make a reality show for real! lol.
Here's local rapper Lyrikill with the video for his song I Love My Hooptee.
This is Lyrikill tryna get his promotion on one day on channel 7 news lol.
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Of course like most cities Lauderdale has its own dances! Back in the 90's it used to be the City Boy, but now-a-days (or at least when I was in high school lol) nigga Bop. Check it out...
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This is stupid and really makes Sistrunk look lame...then again I guess it is best (and alot safer lol) to just record Sistrunk from the park and not from inside any of those apartments or down any of those streets lol.
WARNING, WARNING!!! This shit is EXTREMELY ignorant!!!
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This here is just a summary of some of the ig'nant shit you've just witnessed, enjoy lol:
I hope you guys enjoyed my city, now that's Ig'nant Nigga News at its finest! LMAO!!
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