Fiyah Notez: VMAs 2007

HOUR 1

-"Its Britney bitch!"
-Damn is Britney pregnant again?? LOL.
-This performance is pretty boring, is Madonna & Christina gonna come
out and kiss to help her out some? She should've stretched or something
because she's looking pretty stiff lol.
-Forget everything I just said, 50's expression says it all! LMAO.
-Sarah Silverman again? She just hosted the Movie Awards...shits about
to get real disrespectful! lol.
-Sarah is bombing! Damn this is worse than Jack Black last year LMAO.
-Thank goodness she left, that was awful.
-Oh that boy Mark Ronson!
-Yeah right Alicia you're crazy if MTV isn't gonna play this 1000 times
by the end of this week. Oh yeah and that was a pretty bad joke too
lol.
-Why is Justin Timberlake beat boxing??
-So Alicia is not gonna acknowledge that that niggas mic wasn't work??
LOL.
-I must say that so far this show is WACK.
-Why wasn't Irreplaceable nominated for Monster Single?? It was #1 for 10 weeks straight.
-The format for this show is pretty lame.
-Kanye is still performing Stronger?? Nevermind back to commercial.
-Why does Robin Thicke sound so monotone??
-Kanye West is a social activist??
-How does Justin Timberlake win this award over Jay-Z and Beyonce??
-Cowboys score again bitch! 16-6.
-Beyonce's tits look phenomenal!
-I LOVE this Maroon 5 song! It sounds hot live too.
-Why do we keep going to commercial during the performances?? They seem
to be the only thing worth watching...well besides Beyonce of course
lol.
-Yo why we keep missing all the performances?? This show is totally ass
unless you're actually there, great for 95% of us at home.
-So we don't get to see T.I. Perform, but we're suggested to see Chris
Brown's non-speaking ass??
-Chris's dancing has improved, but Omarion is still putting him to
sleep.
-Rihanna has some of the best legs in the game! I could see myself
skeetin' on them too lol.
-Someone tell Chris Brown we've already seen him do all of Michael
Jackson's moves in his videos lol.
-Is that Will Smith's son on stage with CB??
-Chris Brown's performance has been the highlight thus far, but that
really isn't saying much for this show lol.
-How the fuck did the Giants catch up?? 17-16.
-Kanye West and Bentley are actively losing cool points for dancing, and
even being on the stage while Soulja Boy is "performing" this ol' coon
ass shit.
-Surprise, surprise Justin Timberlake won again.
-Timberfake did have a point, MTV does need to play more videos because
their shows suck ass now.
-Cee-Lo's voice is so dope! I can't wait until the new Gnarls album
drops!
-Tila Tequila is ugly as hell! More proof MTV should play more videos
lmao.

HOUR 2

-Why isn't 50 performing on the main stage??
-That boy one Shia! He's having a hard time with that teleprompter I see
lol.
-This show is going bad! Why are they just announcing Pam Anderson and
the camera is already on her?? lol.
-Tommy Lee should stop for real, that's not funny lol.
-Where did Kanye get this didlo-eqsue mic from?? That's not gonna help
him out with the gay rumors at all lol.
-Kanye really didn't need T-Pain for this, he just looks real outta
place lol.
-Wow there is damn near no color in Kanye's suite...hmm hidden racism???
lol.
-Oh snap they actually let Lil Wayne in the building!
-Damn that Wayne verse was terrible LOL.
-Was that Terrence J from 106 & Park rappin' after Wayne??
-This Timbaland beat is crazy!
-I don't see what was so great about this performance but to each his
own lol.
-Is this System Of A Down performing?? If so where in the hell have they
been??
-I knew I should've ate before the show started.
-Then again, if I left for McDonald's now I wouldn't be missing much
lol.
-You know its too bad Amy Winehouse is all coked out because I would've
loved to see her perform tonight.
-Rihanna is doing a terrible job lip-syncing this crappy Shut Up & Drive
song.
-Why does Kid Rock have that cowboy shirt with rhinestones on??
-Damn Nelly got jacked!
-Boy, boy, boy, what I'd give to get Alicia Keys pregnant! ...Even with
that terrible outfit on.
-Look at the nigga in the front row tryna be discreet taking a picture
of Alicia Keys... somebody should tell him that if he sits in the front
he's gonna be on TV lol.
-When did Alicia's ass get so phat? This is great!
-I'd fuck Alicia just like that on the piano chair, no lie lol.
-Mrs. Chestnut Ms. Keys is BACK!
-Yes Chris, salute a REAL talent.
-Tony Romo just ran for a touchdown! Damn we gettin' that ass no homo
lol. 31-19.
-I wonder if Kid Rock and Tommy Lee really fought? I was thinking it was
weird for all 3 of them to be there lol.
-Jamie Foxx should have hosted the show again because just that little bit
destroyed Sarah Silverman's bomb lol.
-Oh goodness Miss Teen South Carolina!
-I think she really did fuck up and just went with it lol.
-Its funny how they cut her off though lol.
-I thought there was supposed to be 16 straight guys on Tila Tequila's
show? I just saw at least one in that 30 second spot lol.
-I guess I can scrap the blog I was gonna write about the show since
everybody knows about it now lol.
-31-22 on the Cowboy game
-Nevermind, we scored again its 37-22! T.O. is that nigga!
-Mary looks nice. I remember back in the 90s she was a mess on the
fashion tip.
-Mary is fuckin' up lol.
-WTF! Dr. Dre is swoll as fuck! LMAO!!!
-He needs to get out the gym and into the studio and put out Detox!
-I really don't see the point of giving Dre such a great introduction
just for him to give out an award lol.

HOUR 3

-Wow, I guess Kid Rock and Tommy Lee really did fight lmao.
-I hope this isn't really the final performance because this is boring
lol.
-Why is D.O.E. & Timbaland's brother there since they obviously didn't
turn on their mics??
-Damn Tim is swoll! I need to hit the gym lol.
-Keri Hilson is pretty as hell!
-How did I know Timberfake was coming out?? lol.
-Nelly Furtado should fire her stylist if she has one.
-That's it????
-That performance was straight, but not final performance worthy.
-Is it just me or did they only give out like 4 awards?? lol.

POST SHOW

-That's funny they say Britney got people talking with her "racy
performance" because I totaly forget she even performed lol.
-What was so incredible about Chris Brown dancing like MJ?? I've seen
everyone from Carlton to Ashton Kutcher do it, nothing new or amazing
there lol.
-Damn Kid Rock & Tommy Lee really did fight! I would've loved to see
that!
-Well that Post Show sure did suck monkey balls.
-Welp so much for this show only being on once because, in true MTV
fashion, its on again right now lol.

In conclusion, I'd have to say that was a terrible show. I wish I had
more hands so I could give that show 4 thumbs down...okay maybe I
should've left that joke to the Dave Chappelle's of the world, but this
show was so bad it doesn't deserve my originality. I should've just
watched the whole Cowboy game its 38-35 people! I'm out!!!