Juvenile's Four-Year-Old Daughter Shot & Killed
This is like the saddest shit ever! Pointless, completely pointless.
Teen Uses MySpace To Track Down Her Mugger
What a fuckin' idiot! These niggas trying to be criminals now need to just give it up because they are generally morons lol.
Texas Republicans cross over to vote for Obama
They might as well stick around for the presidental election because the last thing we need, besides Bush staying in office, is John McCain being president.
1 in 100 Americans behind bars, report finds
Is anyone really surprised by this?? I wonder what percentage of those 2,319,258 are black...I'm sure somewhere around 3/4.
Premature newborn lives after falling from train
What can I say? The baby is a G lol.
Starving student blames stingy host family
What a moron! You could've just went home fool! lol.
February 29, 2008
Random News Shit
Why???: Kimbo's Braided Sherman Hemsley
I might end up getting my ass beat down for this, but fuck it Kimbo shouldn't have done this shit here (peep his hair):
LMAO!!!! Never in my life have I see that done before LMAO!!! That shit is like a million times worse than what Mystikal and Jerry Rice had going on a few years back lol. Damn, I just can't believe this nigga braided up his Sherman Hemsley! Crazy shit man, crazy shit lol.
Well needless to say I haven't gotten far into this video so somebody tell a playa who won how bad Kimbo beat this nigga's ass if you bother watching lol.
Gnarls Barkley - Run Video
Here's the video for Gnarls' first single off The Odd Couple:
Why does Justin Timberlake looks like Weird Al in Eat It in this video?? lol.
The Roots - 75 Bars (Black's Reconstruction)
Happy Leap Day muthafuckas! Okay, that wasn't nice...oh well fuck it lol. Anyway, check out this new video from The Roots:
I can pretty much guarantee you'll never hear this on the radio or see it on TV lol. Aight well I'm out to get the hairs cut...peace!
February 28, 2008
Lil Wayne Blah Blah Blah
I don't even know why I'm posting this, but whatever I'm about to start up this 2nd disc of Martin season 3 and go lay down so enjoy if you bother to watch:
This video below is hilarious to me because of the way he's talking like he was in jail for some extended period of time lol.
Snoop Dogg Does Cool
Cool by Morris Day and the Time that is. Now, I've never heard either record, but I'm just glad for Snoop that Sexual Eruption was able to sustain all the way from the beginning of November up until the end of February. His Ego Trippin' record drops on March 11th and I'm sure he that song won't be gone anywhere by then lol. Anyway, peep the footage:
3 OutKast Albums In 2008??
I doubt it, but there should be at least 2 according to Andre 3000 this morning on Power 96's DJ Laz Morning Pimp Show. Dre said Big Boi's new solo album should be coming out this summer, his own solo album should be coming out this fall and that they were gonna start working on an OutKast album after that!
Now, I don't know if it'll drop in '08, but just news that its coming is enough for me. Plus, we get 2 solo albums which I'm sure won't disappoint. Chea!!!
Bun B's New Album Drops April 29th
That's right! Its called II Trill and has features from likes of Lupe Fiasco, Rick Ross, 8Ball and MJG, and of course the late, great Pimp C so be on the look out for that shit! [FULL STORY]
Mystikal Denied Parole
I don't know how many of you know it, but my original favorite rapper was Mystikal. Matter of fact Mystikal is really the reason I got into Hip-Hop so heavy starting back in 1997 when I first heard his verse on Make Em Say Ugh. I mean I had already memorized entire Biggie songs by then, but I wasn't into music nearly as much as I was after I heard that verse. I guess you can say it literally changed my life lol.
Anyway, my boy was denied parole again so it looks like he's gonna have to wait out his whole 6 year sentence. This shit breaks my heart, but what can ya do, right? Right. [FULL STORY]
Random News Shit
Racy photos cost Oregon mayor her job
First of all, why does the mayor have a Myspace page?? I feel sorry for her though since she didn't even put the pics up, but oh well tough break nigga lol.
Snowball fights leads to death of 9th grader
Dammit, dammit, dammit! Niggas are completely out of control right now. Seriously, how fuckin' petty can you get??? You killed a person because they hit you with a snowball??? I'd hate to have played kickball with that nigga, but obviously he didn't have much to live for since he just willingly gave the rest of his life to the state pen over being hit by a snowball.
Apple on pace to become top music seller
No surprise here as Apple's iTunes is now only 2nd to Wal-Mart as far as music retailers go. Times are changing, I hope niggas have their contracts right because 48% of teens didn't buy a single CD in 2007 lol.
Court: Man put abortion pills in lover's yogurt
Didn't this shit already happen in like December?? I guess this whole abortion pill phenomenon is starting to get popular lol.
Bush: U.S. is not headed for recession
This nigga is even more clueless than I thought lol. Eight years of this and people actually think John McCain, who admitted he doesn't really understand economics, should and/or will be our next president?? Riiiigghhhtt.
R.I.P. To The Career Of Jae Millz
Well to be fair Millz was still an underground artist and hadn't really started his career yet, but now its definitely not going anywhere as he's sign to Lil Wayne's Young Money Entertainment. Maybe it was desperation, but I just don't see why Millz would shoot his own career in the head like this lol. I guess he hasn't noticed that NO ONE signed to Young Money has EVER dropped an album. Oh well, we'll just have to wait and see if they actually do something with him, but I'll just sit and wait until the disses from the disgruntle artist on the bench start to fly lol. [FULL STORY]
Thursday Billboard Update - 2/28/08
Back to normal on the Billboard 200 this week as sales are down 18.5% from last week. Nothing special is really going on so lets move right on along to the Hot 100.
Nevermind, ain't shit goin' on here either lol.
The Billboard 200 1-10
1. Jack Johnson - Sleep Through the Static
2. Alicia Keys - As I Am
3. Amy Winehouse - Back To Black
4. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 13
5. Various Artists - Step Up 2: The Streets sdtk
6. Various Artists - Juno sdtk
7. Sara Bareilles - Little Voice
8. Chris Cagle - My Life's Been A Country Song
9. Mary J. Blige - Growing Pains
10. Taylor Swift - Taylor Swift
- After 16 weeks the god MC Hova's American Gangster finally went platinum this week and is chillin' at #68 for a 2nd straight week.
- Jim Jones' mixtape Harlem's American Gangster debuts at #19 this week with 24,900 sold. Not bad for a mixtape.
- Lupe Fiasco's The Cool jumps 12 spot 42-30 off the strength of his single Superstar's new found life.
- Boyz II Men's Motown: A Journey Through Hitsville USA skies 120 spot 182-62.
1. Flo Rida - Low (1-1)
2. Chris Brown - With You (2-2)
3. Rihanna - Don't Sleep The Music (3-3)
4. Sara Bareilles - Love Song (5-4)
5. Alicia Keys - No One (4-5)
6. Timbaland - Apologize (6-6)
7. Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction (7-7)
8. Sean Kingston - Take You There (8-8)
9. Webbie - Independent (9-10)
10. Buckcherry - Sorry (10-9)
- Let's talk Flo Rida's Elevator, now I knew they were playing this shit down here a lot, but I wasn't so sure if they were anywhere else. Welp, I got my answer as it just skyrocketed from 100-28 this week! Yes, that's a whopping 72 spots! Life is gonna for that nigga they call Flo BUT if his album flops anyway then I just don't know what to say about the music industry lol. Next week would be a good time for him to drop, but we'll see if he can stay hot until March 18th.
- Mariah Carey's Touch My Body jumps 23 spot 57-34 this week.
- No surprise here as Usher's R. Kelly-esque new record Love In This Club is the fastest growing at radio this week as it jumps 32 spots 83-51.
- Paula Abdul's Dance Like There's No Tomorrow has the highest debut this week coming in at #80.
Weng Weng Rap
Oh yeah! Kanye posted this shit last week, but I never got around to putting it up here so enjoy (don't be afraid to laugh either, I know I did lol):
HIL-fuckin-ARIOUS! LMAO!! I don't know who's funnier Weng Weng or Little Superstar lol.
Moment Of Truth, The Blonde That Lost It All
I don't watch this show, but seriously does anyone ever really win??
Soulja Boy Career Countdown Pt. 11: Yum
I dunno how much longer this nigga can dodge death, but all I know is this sad story won't end with music.
Anyway, I glanced at this shit on some website last week, but any news pertaining to this nigga is completely unworthy of my time. Fortunately for him I went to SneakerFiles and they had a video up so I checked it out and all I have to say now is: what the fuck is Yum and didn't Run's daughters do this already a couple years ago?? Peep the video and you'll see what I mean:
More power to this him, but...fuck it, its been over for this nigga for awhile now. Somebody cue the last joint on Busta Rhymes' The Big Bang lol.
Oh yeah and yes those shoes are wack as fuck and any nigga walking around with cup cake, bubble gum, or candy apple on the bottom of their shoe is a failure at life lol.
Bill Walton Vs. Will Ferrell
"H" is for "feel the heat" lol:
"I wish I could say you're the first to tell me that, but you're one of many...but thank you." Classic! Damn, I want one of those jerseys too! If anybody knows how I could get one hit me up, I already got the perfect shoes to match it lol.
February 27, 2008
LeBron Is The Youngest Player To 10,000 Points
Congrats to LeBron, but doesn't somebody new break this record like every year?? Maybe its just me, but it sure does seem like it lol. [FULL STORY]
INN: Bust It Baby Busted Baby Casting Call
I saw this on OnSmash, but never clicked on it. My future boo Tonya e-mailed it to me, but I never clicked it. Who knows why I felt compelled to click on this foolishness tonight, but oh my goodness I think this single handedly is gonna put me back in to blogging 100% because this shit has me ready to vent lol. If you're already seen the video just go to the bottom, if not you HAVE to watch this mess:
Is this a joke??? I mean seriously, is it??? I just don't see how this could be something serious even coming from the world's reigning most ignorant rapper, Plies.
First all of those girls were busted as fuck! There were MAYBE 2 decent looking females (one definitely, but 2 just maybe) and the rest were just ugly ass nasty looking project products. This shit takes the phrase, "makes me sad for my daughter," to a different level! Never in my life have I watched 7 minutes of women talking about fuckin' and not be turned on whatsoever. I mean not even a little bit lol. Disgust is the only word that came to mind when I was watching this foolery and it truly is sad to see women like this. Sad in a nasty, almost sickening kinda way, but sad nevertheless.
Lastly, why is Plies dropping another album in June?? We don't need any more of that foolishness any time soon negro. If it really does come out I hope they'll at least use the full title which should be Definition Of Real Ignorance because that's all this old ass nigga consistently has to offer. Nigga you 32, grow up and stop trying to be a knock off Flavor Flav! lol.
G-Unit - Good To Me
This shit is ill! I might need to stop frontin' and listen to that damn Bodysnatchers mixtape for real. Everybody ripped it (except Yayo of course) and the beat is damn sweet even though Talib Kweli already used that sample back in like '04. Anyway, check out the video:
Yeah I'm definitely feelin' this shit here!
Jimmy Kimmel Is Fucking Ben Affleck
Okay, okay I'm out for real this time, but once I saw this I HAD to post! You remember Sarah Silverman's I'm Fucking Matt Damon?? Well Jimmy Kimmel has made a response that blows that shit out of the water! This shit is completely out of control and I have NO idea how Jimmy was able to pull it off lol. Just check it out:
HILARIOUS! LMAO!! Who knows how he got all those celebs to do this shit, but more power to Jimmy, this shit is classic!
Kanye Hands
Me and Andy are gonna be working on the new video today so I probably won't be back for the rest of the day so I'll leave you with this crazy video I found on YouTube the other day:
Can you say too much time on your hands?? ...Literally lol.
This Week In Flops 2/26/08
Again, sorry I couldn't get this up yesterday, but my pictures weren't saving for some reason, but I got that under control now. Anyway, welcome to the first TWIF in 10 weeks and also the first of 2008! Of course none of the labels listened to my pleas to stop releasing their artist's album on the same day as a 100 others, but I guess that's why they make the big bucks and I don't, right? Right! Welp lets proceed with the proceedings this...morning lol (oh yeah and please forgive the rust lol).
First off with have Ms. Janet Muthafuckin' Jackson! Since this cover hit the internet I was hoping this wasn't the finished version, but it appears to be. Anyway, I dunno how Janet's buzz is doing since I've been so busy lately, but I know she's gonna be good for AT LEAST 100,000 first week so my prediction is for Discipline is 150-200k.
Erykah Badu has a huge following of fans (as well as ass lol) BUT I'm not so sure any of them know she has a new record that dropped yesterday. Andy is a big fan and he didn't even know until I told him last week and has never heard that Honey record once. With that being said, I think she'll land somewhere in the 80-100k range which isn't bad for someone with 0 buzz at the moment.
Now for the man with the biggest single out right (Independent was #10 on last week's Hot 100), Webbie. Webbie is cooking up a recipe that is good for an at least 200k debut BUT not on is his single Independent but so is his label which hardly ever bodes well for album sales. Go ahead and cut that 200k in half and take off a few more because I don't see Webbie doing much more than 70-90k. I hope he does more, but I wouldn't put money on it.
Moving right along to Shawty Lo's Units In The City. Hmmm...maybe its just be, but I don't think this shit is gonna do good at all. D4L had a #1 single in '05 and didn't sell shit and this time around Lo is barely breaking the top 50 (even though the record is huge in the streets). Oh well this nigga is supposed to be paid anyway so maybe the brick won't hurt as much lol. I got him at 40-50k.
And last, but not...okay she probably is least (mainly on her label lol), but Cheri Dennis is a cutie so she always gets love on fiyahmuzik ;-). Anyway, Puff should have dropped this album long ago in like '06 when she had a lil bit of buzz off that one singel (I can't remember what it was called for shit right now lol), but now the game is pretty much over for Cheri on Bad Boy. She'll be lucky if she can get to 30,000 because I have her in the 10-20k range.
February 26, 2008
Jay-Z - I Know Video
I dunno if this is the official video or not but for our sake I pray its not. This shit is dark as fuck and you really can't see what's going on plus Jay isn't even in it lol. Well I'll let you decide:
Estelle feat. Kanye West - American Boy Video
I was gonna start off with This Week In Flops today, but my computer is acting like a dickhole and won't let me save the album covers I need so I'll just hold that to later. Right now check out Estelle's video for American Boy with Kanye rockin' the full beard looking like Baron Davis lol (hurry before YouTube takes it down):
I ain't mad at this video, but its really not what I expected at all. I thought they'd go with the green scene thing or actually go to all those cities she named, but I guess I should calm down on that seeing she's a new artist and all lol. I still can't believe Kanye left that 2nd verse straight garbage like that, but I guess he isn't counting on this being a hit and him having to say it much lol.
Anyone else notice all the cameos?? I didn't until the shit was like half way through and I saw Danger Mouse, Kardinal, and Terrence J back to back so I'm not sure if I missed any in the beginning.
Yep, Jadakiss Is Still Hilarious
This is another video that came out last week that I just been holding onto so you might have seen it by now, but if not enjoy:
Jada is still one of the best interviews in the game even though he's generally not talking about shit lol. And wassup with Fendi still owing Jada money?? Its been years nigga, give him his shit so he can stop saying that every time he on The Come Up lol.
New Old Nas
Here's DJ Khalil playing a revamped version of Nas' What It Is that came out last year:
This was good, but I'm looking for absolutely incredible if I'm gonna buy an album called Nigger.
Surprise! The Oscars Was A Ratings Dud
Yep, it was 14% LESS than the previous lowest rated Oscars and I hope niggas aren't really surprised by this shit lol. I mean the highest grossing winner at the Oscars was Juno and they were 18th overall! That's terrible! Nobody saw the shit that was nominated and even less saw the shit that won so of course nobody was watching. Plus, America's favorite actor, Denzel Washington, did 2 movies and didn't get nominated for shit. I'm sure that didn't help lol. [FULL STORY]
February 25, 2008
INN: Too Much BET & Public School
White people looked poised to officially take INN over after this one lol. Check this young ho out:
Girl Talks Tough on Webcam - Watch more free videos
Out of control! LMAO!!! Who spends threats via webcam??? Plus, to add insult to injury, chick sounds like she has a hint of Down Syndrome in her lol. Doesn't this shit sound like one of those kid's intros on the my teen fucked 86 dudes episodes of Maury?? lol. Somebody get lil Susan before she think she's gully for real and gets her shit split lol.
Jay-Z & Linkin Park At MSG
This is Hov and Linkin Park performing Numb/Encore over the weekend. No, I do not know who clark3135@hotmail.com is or why they put their e-mail address on the video (I guess he was expecting congratulatory e-mails for this video since he obviously has no website, blog or even Myspace page to promote lol) so don't ask lol.
Why???: When Being Homo & Having Too Much Time On Your Hands Meet
The shit that gets YouTube views really kills me sometimes lol. This little diddy has over 700,000 views since uploaded on the 11th and is easily the most homo shit of the day...hell maybe even ever:
I pray that this was done by a female. Sadly, I know it wasn't. Another L for young white America lol.
Random News Shit
‘Hero’ girl recovering after SUV shooting
I can't even begin to explain to you the emotion that comes out when I think about what that heartless coward did to this little girl. Thank God she is still alive. Oh yeah and no I didn't bite this story from illseed's Rumors on Friday, I'm the Kevin he was talking about because I sent this to him.
MySpace Hook-Up With Teen Lands Atlanta Man In Jail
The funniest part about this is that just Friday on Foxxhole they were talking about R. Kelly and 2 back-to-back callers, both from Atlanta, said they like their girls young...and then this shit pops up lol. If you thought there was something wrong with niggas in Atlanta because 80% of the music the produce sucks then add this to the list lol.
Anyway, I found this on the IC on AHH.com and the poster actually found and posted dude's Myspace profile AND the presumptive "victim's" Myspace lol. And I use the word victim VERY loosely here because not only is her mood on her page listed as "horny", but how in the hell did he fuck her without her consent back on November 1st and got invited back to her house all the way towards the end of February?? Do they honestly think they weren't fuckin' anytime between that?? I'm sure he had her consent, he just didn't have her parent's or the law's lol. This girl knew what she was doing, they just got caught lol.
Hushed worry about Obama's safety
Here this shit goes again?? It was funny reading what everyone on the IC had to say about what would happen if he did get killed though lol. I'll try to find that thread later.
Obama may face grilling on patriotism
No white person should ever question a black person's patriotism... oh, or have they forgotten that we were slaves??? Oh, okay.
Pot vending machines take root in Los Angeles
In the words of Jamie Foxx, "HILARIOUS!" LMAO!!
Why???: Paula Abdul - Dance Like There's No Tomorrow
I guess I should have posted this with the other videos today, but fuck it lol.
No wonder Paula says 90% of the people on American Idol should go to Hollywood lol. Now, this isn't Laurie-Ann Gibson bad, but its still pretty bad. I'm almost positive that Simon had NOTHING to do with this shit, but I sure would love to hear what he thinks about it or see his first reaction to it lol.
Random News Shit: Sports Edition
McKinnie charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest without violence
This is what happens when you come to Miami and you let Miami get into you lol. This nigga is ALWAYS in Miami so this was bound to happen eventually lol.
Thomas appears headed home to Texas, deal with Dallas
I'd be lying if I said I was excited about this, but I guess its a good look for Zach. I still got my fingers crossed that we don't trade Marion Barber to Miami even though McFadden is looking good at the combine... no homo lol.
Grossman signs one-year deal with $3 million in base salary
Why???
NFL Network won't show shirtless players
I can't say that this is a bad thing because that would be homo as hell lol.
Taylor receives death threats after horror tackle
Niggas outside of the U.S. take soccer WAYYY too seriously lol.
Videos I Never Posted
First let me start off with the music videos I never got a chance to post (aka never felt like posting lol) last week:
Talib Kweli - Hostile Gospel
Now, I've never been a fan of 2 grown men on one motorcycle, scooter, etc., but I can overlook that here because this song is powerful as fuck! Props to Kweli for this, we needed it.
Consequence Feat. John Legend - Feel This Way
I guess Cons is going to make a video for every track on his album (including the skits) until he gets another release date because this is literally at least his 9th video lol. Its all good if that's what he wants to do, but yeah anyway this song is tight! I even like John Legend's lil rap at the end. Speaking of the Legend, I went to buy my mom and best friend Daphne his live cd/dvd thing that you can only get at Target and those things were gone like a muthafucka! I was only able to find one (I stumbled on it somewhere out of place, someone probably was trying to hide it for later lol) and now I don't know who to give it to. Thanks John lol.
Anyway, was it just me or was that Consequence and video girl kiss at the end like one of the top 5 grossest looking kisses caught on camera in the history of... ever?? I just need to know I'm not alone lol.
Wu-Tang Clan - Take It Back
I'm guessing this was done because no one wanted to be in another video for that weirdo album they dropped lol. Still nice video effects nonetheless.
Swizz Beatz - Candy Green
Am I the only one who thinks this is retarded as fuck?? I can't be because this shit made little to no sense lol. Then again I didn't take much time to figure it out so you know lol. Too bad I didn't listen to the song first because if I had I probably wouldn't have wasted my time watching any of this video lol.
Sheek Louch - Good Love
No homo, but I need to fuck with the nigga that's making these D-Block videos because the last 2 (this and that SP and Swizzy joint) have been tight!
My Bad...Again
Aight y'all I'm officially back now like for real, for real this time lol. I been slippin' like a muthafucka lately, but I think I'm back on track now so accept my apology and brace yourself for a WHOLE bunch of shit today and tomorrow! Oh yeah and This Week In Flops is finally coming back tomorrow so be on the look out for that too.
Aight let's start the show!!
February 21, 2008
Just Run Together!
Pretty good debate tonight. Barack Obama is still that nigga and we all know this so Hillary might as well fall back and let Barack be the chief so she can be the VP. I promise you this though, if Obama wins Texas Hillary Clinton WILL concede. Not maybe, but WILL! Bet.
Why???: Marriage Proposal Gone Bad
Damn, if you thought my last post was painful to watch just check this shit out:
LMAO!!! Damn man I feel so sorry for that nigga LMAO!! FUCK! The sad thing is that he HAD to know she was gonna say no, he just HAD to. I dunno whatever, but this shit is fucked as hell (though judging by the way she said no and how she walked off it did look a bit staged) lol.
STFU Award: Chris Matthews & J-Hood
I about to be out so I had to double up on this shit post so I can come strong with the next. Anyway, Chris Matthews of Hardball needs to shut the FUCK up as he's tried to call Sen. Kirk Watson (D-TX) on Barack Obama's accomplishments and got sonned by Keith Olbermann at the end:
I admit this does look bad and is a bit painful to watch, but Matthews comes out looking like more of a dick because you could do this with any of the candidates. Of course all of them have done shit, but no one (with any shred of a life) can just name them off the top of their heads. Barack has done PLENTY of real things for the state of Illinois and a whole hell of a lot more than Chris Matthews' no lip, crooked mouth havin' ass lol. Plus, Matthews couldn't name one thing that the senate has done in the last 7 years (Barack has only been there for 4) when asked by Olbermann at the end so who knows what he was trying to accomplish with this shit lol. Chris Matthews, shut the fuck up!
Next up is J-Hood and I promised you this will be a helluva lot shorter lol.
Damn this nigga is a fuckin' loser LMAO!!! R.I.P. to your career nigga, its truly over now. Check out what SoHH Reckless had to say because I'm done with it.
Flo Rida Feat. Timbaland - Elevator
Shout out to Flo, he's out there doing big things BUT unfortunately this song isn't one of them. I've never met him but I heard he was humble so that's good and I won't he isn't gonna get mad because I'm about to bash his 2nd single lol.
Okay, the video isn't bad, but this song is just too corny for me lol. Every time I hear the beat start when it comes on the radio I'm like 'oh shit, what's this?' but once the beat drops and the song starts its like 'oh, this shit' lol. That's never any good, but at least is more evidence of why you should NOT let a producer (i.e. Mannie Fresh, Timbaland, etc.) do the hook on your song unless his name is Kanye West or Pharrell (probably Dr. Dre too but that's a long shot to get a beat and a hook from him lol). The hook is really what kills the song because the beat is incredible and the verses don't suck, but I dunno where the fuck Tim was going with this knock off Dream ella, ella shit lol.
Oh well at least he followed up his smash hit better than Soulja Boy did lol.
Rick Ross Feat. T-Pain - The Boss
As expected this track has been getting a lot of burn down here in South Florida and is my joint, but this video kinda takes away from it in my opinion. You decide for yourself:
Maybe its all the Rick Ross shirt-less scenes?? Nahh, I'm again all shirt-less male scenes so that's not it. Maybe its T-Pain's rocking that Mad Hatter hat?? Nahh, anything is better than seeing that nigga trying to pop-lock in every video lol. Truth is I have no idea why I'm not feeling this video, but something about it just takes away from the song. Oh yeah and someone should tell Ross that he's not on Bad Boy so he doesn't have to keep flashing the Ciroc bottles lol.
Photoshop Police: Skittlez
The Photoshop Police are back and this time we're after some chick named Skittlez that is supposedly Chris Brown's ex-girlfriend. She ALMOST got a pass because of the amazing cleavage shown, but this shit is just bad lol. Plus, what kinda stage name is Skittlez?? Are you actively trying to get sued?? Then on top of all of that she uses the cliche "taste the rainbow" slogan as the title. Yeah I know, WEAK! Oh yeah and can someone tell me what rainbow I'm supposed to be tasting seeing that she's in black and white here?? lol.
I'm not gonna lie, I'd love to taste her rainbow (or at least titty fuck it lol), but whoever is doing her artwork just ended her career before it even started lol. Well, that's besides the fact that she probably just lost her potential female fanbase if she's really gonna go the 'I'm Chris Brown's ex' route lol.
Sorry, no MySpace on this chick, there were just too much other lames who wanted to go by "Skittlez" with music pages.
Thursday Billboard Update - 2/21/08
As expected after the Grammys, record sales are way up this starting with 5x Grammy winner Amy Winehouse who's sophomore album Back To Black shot right up to #2 this week selling 115,300 copies. Also way up is the fluke that stole Kanye's Album Of The Year award, Herbie Hancock's River: The Joni Letters, which leaped a whopping 154 spots to #5 this week. Of course everything that goes up must come down so expect things to be back to normal then while anticipating the return of This Week In Flops since someone is finally dropping an album Tuesday lol.
The Hot 100 wasn't as fortunate as everything seems to have remained the same besides Webbie landing his first top 10 hit with Independent.
The Billboard 200 1-10
1. Jack Johnson - Sleep Through The Static
2. Amy Winehouse - Back To Black
3. Alicia Keys - As I Am
4. Various Artists - 2008 Grammy Nominees
5. Herbie Hancock - River: The Joni Letters
6. Various Artists - Juno sdtk
7. Taylor Swift - Taylor Swift
8. Sheryl Crow - Detours
9. Mary J. Blige - Growing Pains
10. Various Artists - Step Up 2: The Streets sdtk
- My man John Legend jumps back in the game this week skyrocketing 50 spots 62-12 this week with his Live From Philadelphia album. So far the live set, which is only sold at Target, has moved 123,700 discs with 40,400 coming this week.
- Kanye West's Graduation jumps 24 spots 64-40 this week and finally, officially, goes double platinum selling 22,500 this week. After 23 weeks on the charts 'Ye has sold 2,005,800.
- After going gold last week, J. Holiday's debut Back Of My 'Lac drops out of the top 50 falling 34-51.
- On a week where real music seemed to be going north, the poor music went south as Soulja Boy's weedplate dropped 20 spots 36-56.
- After Amy Winehouse's 2nd album Back To Black skied all the way to #2 this week, her first album Frank jumped 76 spots 143-67 this week.
1. Flo Rida - Low (1-1)
2. Chris Brown - With You (2-2)
3. Rihanna - Don't Sleep The Music (3-3)
4. Alicia Keys - No One (4-4)
5. Sara Bareilles - Love Song (6-5)
6. Timbaland - Apologize (5-6)
7. Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction (8-7)
8. Sean Kingston - Take You There (9-8)
9. Buckcherry - Sorry (10-9)
10. Webbie - Independent (13-10)
- Ray-J and Yung Berg shoots 23 spots up 52-29 this week with Sexy Can I. Maybe this will be a hit after all.
- Remember Yael Naim?? Yeah she was the big story 2 weeks ago after debuting at #9 off the strength of that new Apple MacBook Air commercials and moved up to #7 last week. Welp, that song as cooled off mightily falling 35 spots this week to #42.
- Mariah Carey's Touch My Body is this week's top debut at #57.
- Amy Winehouse's remix of You Know I'm No Good with Ghostface re-enters Hot this week landing at #77
INN: White People Are Out Of Control
Aight y'all everything is under control on my business side so I'm going blog crazy starting....RIGHT NOW!
Okay, so one thing that is NOT under control is white people lol. Check out this crazy video Andy sent me last night, its not 2 Girls, 1 Cup, but its weird enough all the same lol (oh yeah and white people can be in INN too so don't trip lol).Bare Bear Fuckin'
I know no one was expecting that LMAO!!
February 20, 2008
The Believer Droppin' In November??
Sup y'all? I was gonna post a lot today, but T-Mobile got me all pissed off with this whole phone situation. Anyway, I was gonna just take a nap, but I couldn't go to sleep until I let you guys know that Common is planning on droppin' his new album this November! Now, if you remember the video I posted last week, Com said his new album was gonna be called The Believer (hence the title lol) and coming soon, but now at least we knew he meant this year.
Maybe he decided to heed Kanye's Grammy acceptance speech advice and not drop albums the same year as Kanye...or maybe Kanye is dropping another album in '08?? I dunno, we shall see but either way I'm amp'd! [FULL STORY]
My Bad
Hey guys sorry I haven't been posting the last few days, but I've been REALLY busy with Smiley and trying to make all this music shit happen for real. I might be home tomorrow and have a chance to post up all this shit I've been reading, but I'm not positive because my fuckin' Sidekick broke today so I have to go get that taken care of. Plus, me and Andy wanna shoot a new video tomorrow (today now lol) and I still gotta get with Smiley and map some shit out. Hopefully I'll have time to catch up, but if not I'm goin' in HEAVY Thursday or Friday. I got so much news to talk about and so much new music to critique so stay tuned.
Oh yeah me and Andy got our first YouTube Honor today for top ratings so keep showing love on that Real Talk shit and thanks everyone!
February 19, 2008
R. Kelly - Real Talk
Finally me and Andy did a new video lol. Its somewhat of a parody of R. Kelly's Real Talk, but the song was so funny as it was we just needed to make the video. Check it out:
February 17, 2008
How Wack Is This??
Got some more foolery/coonery to eat away at your brain lol, enjoy:
Somebody must've forgot to tell this nigga that Soulja Boy's career is in its last leg so putting him in your video isn't gonna help you much lol. Don't expect to see this video anywhere outside of 106 & Park and even that isn't a guarantee lol. By the way, how old is this nigga??? This nigga look older than me and talkin' 'bout get silly lol.
Dwight Howard's Dunk Contest Highlights
I'm still waiting on someone to post up my favorite dunk of the night (the first of the final round) because ESPN just straight disrespected it here like it didn't even happen lol.
I gotta find that other dunk, that shit was fuckin' sick!
Jim Jones - Love Me No More/Byrdgang Money
I love this track! The video is aight too, but that Love Me No More is jammin' so check out the video:
Wassup with everyone in the scarfs now?? I said the Roc was over, but maybe it still has a lil life since niggas are still jocking their styles. Credit all this scarf shit to Kanye on Jimmy Kimmel back in September lol.
Visibly missing: Max B. and Cam'ron
February 16, 2008
Dwight Howard Is A Man!
Another great night of festivities at All-Star weekend from New Orleans! All 4 of the contests were tight tonight but the Slam Dunk Contest went to new heights just now. Dwight Howards OWNS the Slam Dunk Contest now! If you missed that shit man you're fuckin' up! I haven't seen dunks that creative since Vince Carter in 2000. Not just from Dwight, but its just that all 4 of his dunks were next level. My favorite was Dwight's slap off the glass one hander (I believe it was his first dunk of the 2nd round), that shit was SICK!
Now, I must say Dwight ALMOST loss me when he said Crank That was his favorite song and I started to text "A" but I decided to stick with him lol. Then again I guess it really didn't matter because those bitches sent me back a text saying, "service temporarily down. Please, try again later." Uhhh, NO! I tell you what, T-Mobile's ass better not try me and charge me for that shit or I'm gonna let somebody have it! But I digress lol.
The last thing I wanna say is how disappointed I am in Rudy Gay! This nigga went to YouTube for dunks and got straight out classed by last year's champ Gerald Green and this year's champ Dwight Howard. Makes me sad for my daughter lol. Anyway, speaking of Gerald Green, how WASN'T that birthday cake dunk a 50??? That shit was ill too. Oh yeah and why the hell was Karl Malone judging?? That nigga had all of ONE dunk his whole career lol.
Good shit NBA, I enjoyed myself tonight! Now, as for all my people out there don't expect me to post tomorrow because I'm going to some listening session with Smiley. I don't know why, but I am so pray they have TVs for me so I won't miss the All-Star game lol.
Street Kings Trailer
I was looking for Terry Crews dancing at the celebrity game last night (I guess this will have to do until I find it) when I came across thos trailer. I don't know that I've ever heard of this movie until tonight but its starring Keanu Reeves, Common, The Game, Cedric The Entertainer, Terry Crews, and more! Shit looks dope, I might check it out. Peep the trailer:
Comes out April 11th by the way.
February 15, 2008
NBA All-Star Celebrity Game; T.O. Wins MVP
Did anyone else catch the NBA All-Star Celebrity Game tonight??? Yeah I thought not lol. I've actually only seen it once before tonight (I think I was in 12th grade, I can't remember), but that's not really important. What is important is that T.O. came into the game in the 2nd quarter and dominated! In 3 quarters of work, Terrell hit 18 and won MVP as his team won 51-50. After a heartbreaking end to our season T.O. is having a helluva week as he balled out in the Pro Bowl last Sunday and just held shit down tonight on the court.
Anyway, it was funny as hell seeing all those people trying to play like Chris Tucker, Common, A.J. (formerly of 106 & Park), and Terry Crews but there were some people out there that could actually hoop like Master P, Floyd Mayweather, Deion Sanders, and of course T.O. It was fun though the jerseys were ugly as fuck lol but all I wanna say now is: DAMN, GABRIELLE UNION IS SO FUCKIN' FINE!!! I love her! D. Woods out, Gabrielle in lol. [FULL STORY]
There Will Be No Bitchassness Allowed At Bad Boy
**UPDATE**
Evidently "bitchassness" will be allowed at Bad Boy as they've ordered me to take Day26's first single Got Me Going down. HILARIOUS! Aight continue with this post if you haven't already:
I should have posted this forever ago, my bad lol.
LMAO!!!
D. Woods Wants A Stalker
Or at least that's what it sounded like to me lol. Check out the video:
I thought we were meant to be D. Woods, I thought we could've had something special! I would have never treated you like Robert did babe, but its become obvious that you don't want that, you want a stalker lol. I'm trippin', but yeah I could never go for a girl who I had to go out of my way to get so I guess that's the end of my potential courtship of her lol. At least I still have this video and these pictures ;-).
Lupe Fiasco On Racism
I'm not mad at Lupe for this like others (lol) because these are his views and he's entitled to thinking whatever way he wants to.
Will.I.Am & Pharrell Freestylin'
Yes, they ARE actually freestylin' on this shit so enjoy:
I keep seeing everyone saying Will ripped it harder, but I just can't figure out why lol.
STFU Award: Khia
Here this female goes again lol. This time she's mad at Janet Jackson because she didn't make the song they did together the first single. Boo-fuckin'-whoo! You should be happy anybody even called your ass for a feature seeing that your career ended as soon as it started lol. I'll write more on the other side, but check this bitch out first:
This old bag done lost her mind! She's talking like she's Janet Jackson and Janet Jackson is Khia lol. If I worked on Virgin's marketing team and I had a record with Nelly and another record with Khia, why in the FUCK would I chose the one with Khia??? That makes NO sense! Plus, its not like either record did any good on Billboard or BDS so what makes Khia, of all people, think her record should have been the first single??? That dumb ass shit peaked at #90 on the Hot 100, at least the Nelly record got to #25 lol. Again, your record should have been first because of what?? Okay then.
Then she goes on to talk about other one hit wonders like D4L and Shop Boyz like she isn't one of them LMAO. Classic! Matter of fact, she isn't even an one hit wonder because technically she never even had a hit. Laffy Taffy was a #1 record on Billboard and Party Like A Rockstar made it all the way up to #2. Wanna know the highest My Neck, My Back got on the Hot 100?? 42! This bitch didn't even break the top 40 and is talking about the record like its Thriller or something lol. The fact that this DVD spelled her 4 letter name wrong at the beginning should be a clear indicator of how much status she has in this industry. No, the fact that "Rap Hu$tlin" DVD is her only outlet to air out her grievances is a cleat indicator of how much status she has in this industry lol.
If you still haven't got enough of Khia's poor attempts to create some buzz on unheard-of DVDs then watch her do it all over again on something called Rolling Out TV lol.
Danity Kane Album Cover
Okay, so we now have album covers for Day26 and Danity Kane, first singles released for Day26 and Danity Kane, and release date for Day26 and Danity Kane so where the fuck is Donnie??? Hopefully didn't didn't drop him, but whatever the ladies of DK are looking fine as FUCK in this cover. The creative design team at Bad Boy is on there job! The girls are too and I'd have to give Aubrey my golden star because she is looking like the woman of my dreams right there lol.
Oh yeah if you didn't click the link above, DK's album is coming out March 18th.
Reasonable Doubt 2: Return Of The Hustle???
I dunno what happened to my charger, but I woke up with my Sidekick battery being dead! Anyway, I had to read the Rumors on the computer BUT maybe that wasn't such a bad thing because stumbled upon a rumor that Jay-Z's next album may be called Reasonable Doubt 2: Return Of The Hustle and not Blueprint 3 like DJ Clue said on Ain't I. On top of that, illseed offered a tracklisting, check it out:
1- Intro ft. pain in da azz(Prod. by Kanye West)
2- Still Can't Knock The Hustle ft. Beyonce (Prod. by Kanye West)
3- Dead Presidents 3 ft. Nas(Prod. by The Neptunes)
4- For The Love Of Money (Prod. by. Kanye West)
5- Hard Roc Life ft. Memphis Bleek, Freeway & Beanie Sigel (prod. by Just Blaze)
6- Ghetto Affairs (Prod. by DJ Premier)
7- Brooklyn Streets ft. Uncle Murder & Tru-Life (Prod. by The Hitmen)
8- Blastphemy (Prod by. Just Blaze)
9- Pray On My Downfall (Prod. by Dr.Dre)
10- Angels & Demons (Prod. by The Hitmen)
11- Feel It In ft. Mary J Blige (Prod. by Ski)
12- Face Off Pt. 2 ft. Sauce Money (Prdod by Just Blaze)
13- Ain't No Bitch ft. Kanye West (prod. by Kanye West)
14- 44 Fours (Prod. by Ski)
15- No Regrets (Prod, by. Pete Rock)
16- This Is Me (The Hustler Remains) (Prod. by Dr.Dre)
February 14, 2008
Why???: Shirtless Snoop
Back to the wife beaters huh Snoop? Question: what 80's star does Snoop look like in this picture?? That wasn't a fill in the blank either, I really think he looks like someone in the 80's here, I just can't put my finger on who. Maybe someone in Prince's entourage (that Chappelle skit is coming to me lol)?? Whatever, I love Snoop, but this shit here is a BAD look! I thought this was a female when I first scrolled past it on Bossip, no lie! My bad Snoop, you still my nigga and if I had a magazine I wouldn't do you dirty like this lol.
Reality Romeo
A lot of people all over the internet seem to be mad that Romeo "has a reality show" but those dumbshits should calm down, its just YouTube! lol. I'm not saying I'm gonna subscribe to the channel and wait around for the next video, but niggas acting like they canceled their favorite show to make room for this shit lol. Some people in cyberspace need to get a grip, once again: ITS JUST YOUTUBE! lol.
Well I must say I didn't appreciate him lotionin' up his chest, but whatever do you Rome lol.
Thursday Billboard Update - 2/14/08
Well this doesn't happen too often, the #1 album last week is this week's sales gainer with a 31% increase but drops down to #3. Of course I'm talking about Ms. Keys' As I Am which was knocked out of the #1 spot by Jack Johnson's Sleep Through The Static. Not all is lost for Alicia though because next week she'll officially cross the 3 million sold mark!
Hot 100 = BORING! One new entry by some new group called Buckcherry though.
The Billboard 200 1-10
1. Jack Johnson - Sleep Through The Static
2. Sheryl Crow - Detours
3. Alicia Keys - As I Am
4. Lenny Kravitz - It Is Time For A Love Revolution
5. Various Artists - 2008 Grammy Nominees
6. Various Artists - Juno sdtk
7. Mary J. Blige - Growing Pains
8. k.d. lang - Watershed
9. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana 2 sdtk
10. Taylor Swift - Taylor Swift
- Straight off a strong 5 Grammy outing Sunday, Amy Winehouse's Back To Black leaps 54-24 this week and sales 24,600 to bring her up to 1,533,900 total.
- J. Holiday's Back Of My 'Lac went gold this week with 504,600 sold.
1. Flo Rida - Low (1-1)
2. Chris Brown - With You (2-2)
3. Rihanna - Don't Sleep The Music (3-3)
4. Alicia Keys - No One (5-4)
5. Timbaland - Apologize (4-5)
6. Sara Bareilles - Love Song (6-6)
7. Yael Naim - New Soul (9-7)
8. Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction (8-8)
9. Sean Kingston - Take You There (10-9)
10. Buckcherry - Sorry (11-10)
- The-Dream's Falsetto finally makes some moves on the charts as it jumps 12 spots 51-39 this week.
- Lenny Kravitz's I'll Be Waiting is the top debut at #73.
- Mariah Carey's Touch My Body debuts at #78 this week.
Kanye West - Flashing Lights
Today was a good day! Smiley has some new bangin' ass music and other good news I can't divulge at this time, and I shot a HILARIOUS new video with Andy. All in all it was a good day and I'll have that new video up as soon as I can so you guys can stop sending me messages asking when the next video is coming out lol.
Anyway, here's Kanye's Flashing Lights video if you missed it earlier. I doubt this is the official video, but really who knows with 'Ye lol. Then again I'm pretty sure its not because I don't think this is "age appropriate" for TV (see Prodigy's Smack My Bitch Up lol).
Who is this chick??? She is fine like a muthafucka whoever she is lol.
**UPDATE**
Nevermind, I found out the chick was Rita G so expect to see her in SGGP soon! Damn, Google and Wiki are a muthafucka! lol.
Deputies Dump Paralyzed Man From Wheelchair
My mom stopped me from doing what I was doing on Tuesday to see this shit and it is truly crazy! Check it out:
These cops are out of control!
February 12, 2008
Ohhh! That's Why You Mad At Hov??
Finally Jim Jones comes out and says why he's so obsessed with Jay! Check out what he had to say when Complex asked him what he thought the turmoil between Jay-Z and Dame was all about:I don’t know what their turmoil is. You know why I’m pissed off at him
[Jay-Z]? He was my favorite rapper and then he just went out like a dud. He had
a chance to do the unthinkable and then he did the unthinkable. Where I’m from,
loyalty is everything, above and beyond everything. When you violate that, it
fucks everything up. Especially when you were the hustler’s poster child and you
chose to become a corporate stepchild. That don’t make sense when you’re all
black-owned. I took an executive position because I didn’t know the game, I took
it to learn both sides of the game; there’s a difference.
Well I knew dude was obviously a fan because he stayed quoting him on his albums, but I see Hovie broke his heart and that's the center of his anger lol. Its all good Jimmy...oh yeah and Juelz did NOT go platinum on his last album lol (read the rest of the interview to see what I'm talking about).
Air Force Obamas!
They aren't really called Air Force Obamas, but you know I had to put my own spin on 'em lol. Straight up, these are sick as FUCK! I'm bout to ride to dude's crib and pull a jack move for these, who's with me?? Kidding lol.
Seriously though the dude that did these goes by the name Van and is an artist that also customizes shoes (as you can see) so if you're trying to get some ill ass shit like this hit him up on Myspace or by e-mail at TAYLORANDCRAIG@HOTMAIL.COM. I'm looking at his page right now and I see a few more shoes I wanna put in Shoe Game (I wonder if he could make me some of those NY Yankee LeBrons lol). [MORE PIX OF THE OBAMAS AND OTHERS]
No, You Can't
Remember will.i.am's Yes, We Can video for Barack Obama last week?? Well Barely Political (creators of Obama Girl) blessed John McCain with a version of his own:
The best one had to be "can I come home from Iraq?"Its funny, but its so true lol.
