December 09, 2007

Random News Shit

Error sparks mad dash over 33-cent gas

Damn, when has there ever been a better time to live in Wisconsin, than this hour and 45 minute span?? lol.

The best part of these people hittin' up this Shell station for 586 gallons of gas is that the manager had the nerve to call THEM dishonest! You're gas is $3.29/gallon and you have the balls to call someone else dishonest??? Crazy shit man lol.

Mother’s sting catches son, Cory Ryder, ‘hiring hitman to kill her’

Need I say it again?? Okay, I will: white people are outta control! lol.

Seriously though this shit is crazy! I dunno what's going through some of these kids heads, BUT one thing I do know is O'Reilly and that other Fox News racist are gonna have a hard time putting this one off on Hip-Hop lol.

Farmer Cuts Off Right Arm With Pocket Knife to Save Life

I saw the video of this guy explaining how he actually did this, but I still don't see how he managed to cut his whole damn arm off with a pocket knife. Damn, choices are a bitch, aint it?? lol.

Police: Nine killed in shooting at Omaha mall, including gunman

Again, white people are outta control and FNRs (Fox News racists) are still strategizing on how to put this one of Hip-Hop. Good luck lol.

Sad.

Man Slips Mistress Abortion Pill

Damn, how do you have a mistress for 9 years??? Either this dude is a straight playa or his wife and mistress were just dumbasses...I'm going with that latter lol.

Whatever the case may be, don't let these pills get to America because they will probably be more popular than crack in the 80s lol.

Man accused of stealing plane to impress girlfriend

What...the...FUCK? lol.

Man tries to deposit fake $1 million bill

LMAO!!! The fact that this dude actually tried to argue his point to the teller makes this story even more hilarious!

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol the 33 cent gas hahahaha......the million dollar bill didnt pass the "marker" test hahahaha....that musta been one helluva swiss army "kniofe"( pronouncing like on Dundee)