BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

March 31, 2008

Kanye West - Homecoming Video

I didn't even know Kanye was shooting a video for this shit so it was a pleasant surprise...even though I still like the original version better lol.

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Aww Lawd, My Baby Is GONE!

Damn, I wasn't gonna say nothing, but Flav is fuckin' up this season! He basically got rid of all the fine women including: Myammee, Rayna (didn't like her attitude but she had body), St. Lewis, Bunz (sometimes), Myammee, Dymz (she wasn't all that cute, but her ass in those white pants on the first episode was a thing of beauty!), Myammee one more time, and now Prancer. Prancer was flat chested as fuck, but she was so cute to me and she had a real nice ass. No matter though because now she's gone and the only good looking girl from the original cast is Seezins. Damn you Flav!

Okay, lets me honest, there wasn't too many fine girls on here this season to start with, but Flav did a good job getting rid of them (mainly my boo Myammee). Now all we got is Thing 1, Thing 2, Sinceer, Hotlanta, 2 kinda fine new girls, 1 aight new girl, and 1 ugly new girl. Sucks ass! Not to mention that the show instantly got boring when Shy left lol. I didn't really like her because she was trying WAYYY too hard to be funny, but I guess I underestimated her appeal because tonight's episode was so lame...and that was even before they kicked off my other boo Prancer.

I dunno, I might check it out here and there, but I'm not really feeling the new girls (VH1, step your fake reality game up!) and outside of Seezins all the fine girls are gone. And no offense to Seezins, but she's not enough to make me keep watching. Couple that with the lamery of the show's new direction with the 4 new girls and that equals one lost viewership...yours truly lol.

Aight I'm out, I'm gonna go Google Myammee lol.

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Maino - Be Me

Anybody heard this new Maino shit?? Well if not you can check it out here:



I don't know it just sounds likes he's trying too hard to be original, but he's not really trying because its really him...its weird lol. Well I personally couldn't see myself jammin' this in my car or Sidekick so I'd have to pass, but "A" for effort regardless.

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50 Cent Cleaning Up Jay-Z's Mess??

Usually 50 is a good interview, but I don't know what the fuck this nigga was talking about here lol:



Fif was really reaching on this one to make a point, but it was really inaccurate and made little sense. Lets go back to straight disrespecting niggas and making Fiyah laugh in the interview 50 lol.

Anyway, if you're interested you can see 50 talk about who he'd voting for though he allegedly can't vote lol.

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Booing Bush

This is exactly what this bitch deserves and I wish more people would boo him in person like Congress or the U.N. lol.


LOL @ how he just walked out and waved like he didn't hear the boos lol.

In other Bush news, did you hear that they're making a biopic about him called W?? Question: who in the FUCK wants to see this??? Why make a movie about the nigga with the lowest approval rating ever?? Makes no sense to me, but whatever I just hope it flops on some Gigli shit lol.

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Idiocracy 101: Letters For Remy

I saw some shit about this lettersforremy@gmail.com shit the other day, but I just figured it was an account set up for fans to show their support and love for Remy in this trying time in her life. Wrong! The account was actually set up so you could write letters to Remy's sentencing judge in hope of getting her a reduced sentence. LMAO!!!!

Supposedly she made a bulletin or some shit on her MySpace (or at least whoever runs it did) saying: "Please write letters about how Remy and her music has positively affected you, influenced you, inspired you, etc...in hopes that the judge will be lenient in Remy's upcoming sentencing."

Okay, okay, let me get this straight. You shot someone, got convicted, and now you want me to write a letter to the judge so you can get a reduced sentence?? Nigga please! All these niggas wanna act all hard and do all this dumb shit like the system just doesn't apply to them and when the legal system makes an example out of their ass they wanna bitch and moan about it. I mean I know she got a kid and all and I feel bad for the kid, but why weren't you thinking about him when you were shooting your friend??

Now, I admit I wasn't there and wasn't really following the case, but from the shit I heard she sounded pretty guilty lol. Again, I sympathize with the situation because she has a child, but you just have to live and die by the decisions you make.

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The Titans Need To Stop Acting Like Hoes!

Somebody tell me why the fuckin' Tennessee Titans are trying to up the price tag on Pacman Jones, a suspended player they already said they didn't want??? These bitches want two 4th round picks (one for this year and one for the next) for the rights to Pac. That is straight up bullshit!

Lets take some time out to let the Titans listen to all the other trade offers out there for Pacman.

(crickets)

Still nothing??? Exactly! What the fuck is the hold up?? We're being generous by offering a 4th rounder because that's what the Pats used to get Randy Moss last year and you're not gonna tell me Pacman is a bigger impact player than Randy whether he spent last year suspended or not. Just take the damn 4th rounder and be done with it before you don't get shit and have to end up releasing him. Such bitches! [FULL STORY]

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How Bad Is This??

Check out this clip from this new movie called Last Hour with DMX that I found on Miss Info's website. Peep the timing:


Dammit that was bad lol. I don't remember X being such a terrible actor though...oh well hopefully his rap skills haven't fallen off too.

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R.I.P. Sean Levert

First off today I just wanna start by saying R.I.P. to Sean Levert. Not to make a joke of the situation BUT hopefully ladies will see the error of their ways and stop sending GOOD niggas to jail over child support. See, now nobody is getting shit! [FULL STORY]

Damn, that sounded ignorant as hell! I'm gonna put myself in INN for that one lol. Anyway, yeah R.I.P. to him, I know his father is going through it right now with the death of another son.

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Bronx Students Discuss Obama's Race Speech

Man, this video really made me miss high school for some reason... then I just got pissed off that we didn't have YouTube and MySpace back in my day (c/o '04 stand up!!!) lol. Maybe you'll feel the same...well unless you're still in high or graduated anytime in the past 2 years:


That boy Obama brings out the best in all the little kiddies. Something like Michael Jackson but less gay...ish lol.

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Nelly Droppin' June 24th

I guess that Party People track with Fergie is doing those numbers because the boy Nelly Nell got a release date for his next album Brassknuckles. I'm still trying to figuring out the meaning behind the title, but whatever lol.

Anyway, remember when I asked was Plies scared of The Game because he moved his album up as soon as Game announced he was releasing an album on the same day?? Well maybe that was just a smart move because now Nelly is also dropping on June 24th. Its been awhile so I'm not sure if Nelly is still gonna own the charts like he did in 2002, but if I was a Plies-type artist I wouldn't even risk it lol. Smart move playa. [FULL STORY]

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March 30, 2008

Some Non-Album Heat From Day26

I got some new shit here for y'all from the fellas of MTB4, including a remix to Got Me Going, a beautiful song by and a song by Q about his father. Check it out:

Day26 Feat. Fat Joe & Rick Ross - Got Me Going (Remix)


Nice! Too bad they didn't really push this record because I think it could've been a pretty big hit. Well hopefully it gets some legs on its own since we're sure Atlantic nor Bad Boy will be giving it the proper push it deserves lol.

Robert - Free


Maybe its just me, but I think this record is REALLY dope. Plus, it doesn't hurt that Robert doesn't sound as much like Charlie Wilson on this record lol. Then again that's not really a bad thing, but yeah he does sound just like that nigga most of the time lol.

Qwanell - Innervisionz


I sympathize with Qwanell for his loss, but I was really about to bust out laughing when he started talking at the beginning lol. Yeah I know its wrong but fuck it I couldn't help it. I thought it was some nigga trying to do on record what Chris Brown does while dancing (aka do whatever Michael Jackson would do lol) and I forgot what who this was for a second. It turned out to be a pretty touching song though so props to Q.

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AC - New Soul

I think I seen this dude on The Come Up DVD before or something, but whatever his name is AC and he is sick wit it! Anyway, on this shit he's spittin' on a remake of Yael Niam's Apple Air Mac commercial song New Soul. The beat is crazy!

AC - New Soul


Like I said, the beat is crazy, but dude AC was rippin' this shit too. He had a few questionable lines like the Obama shit and the Danity Kany shit, but overall he killed it. I'll be checking for him now (no homo lol).

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Soulja Boy - Late Night Call

LMAO!!! Yo! You have GOT to listen to this shit its soooo fuckin' funny! LMAO!! This nigga sounds like Reh Dogg on this shit. You just gotta hear it, and yes listener discretion is advised:

Soulja Boy - Late Night Call


LMAO!!! Damn, its so over for this nigga lol.

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Really Doe Feat. Kanye West - Plastic

Ever heard Really Doe make a song before?? Well listen to this and see why lol. Kanye ripped it so it'll be worth listening too a lil bit lol.

Really Doe Feat. Kanye West - Plastic


Really Doe should just stay behind the scenes or do whatever he was doing before because there was a SIGNIFICANT drop off as soon as Kanye stopped speaking. When I said as soon as I mean AS SOON AS! I don't know if its because Kanye just killed it so hard or if the hook and Really Doe's verses were just really wack and not appealing. Oh well.

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Lil Wayne - A Millie

I actually had this song like 2 weeks ago, but the quality was shitty and there was some annoying ass DJ drops all over its already overtly annoying beat so I never posted it. Now, all we have to deal with is the annoyed beat...and lyrics lol.

Lil Wayne - A Millie


Tha Carter III is looking more and more bleak every time he puts out a new song. This just isn't gonna cut it if you're gonna still use the best rapper alive claim.

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The Roots Feat. Wale & Chrisette Michelle

I guess the Roots are getting ready to drop an album because the have been dropping a lot of heat to the internet lately. That's never a bad thing though, of course. I've heard of this dude Wale and he supposedly got a deal recently and Chrisette Michelle is definitely one of the illest singer out today so you already know this is gonna be a treat before you press play.

The Roots Feat. Wale & Chrisette Michelle


Can't wait for the album...maybe it'll even get promoted this time around lol.

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Lil Boosie - Let Me Ease Ya Mind

I don't usually fuck with Boosie because I can't stand listening to his annoying ass voice for too long, but I can definitely fuck with this shit here!

Lil Boosie - Let Me Ease Ya Mind


R&B Boosie! He should stick with this style it sounds much better to me lol.

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Deep Side - Candy

I actually met one of these niggas with Smiley in Miami back in '06 and I know a few of my homeboys and even my ex-girlfriend know them personally, but for some reason they haven't been able to really blow up. I dunno, I think they're actually pretty good and this song here is proof of that...well to me at least lol.

Deep Side - Candy

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Cassidy - Can't Take It No More

This shit got some terrible quality (which is why I'm posting it so early within a music post) but he was rippin' this shit anyway. Check it out:

Cassidy - Can't Take It No More


If anybody has a better quality version of this then holla!

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Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - I Ain't Satisfied (Prod. By Kanye West)

This shit is allegedly produced by Kanye and all I gotta say is that if it really is then this was DEFINITELY a throw-away beat. Its a shame he gave some legends some trash like this lol.

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - I Ain't Satisfied


Well at least they tried lol.

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Redd Eyezz Feat. Lil Wayne & Birdman - Bling Blaw

Miami's own Redd Eyezz:

Redd Eyezz Feat. Lil Wayne & Birdman - Bling Blaw


This song was actually pretty straight besides that garbage ass hook. Plus, Wayne and Baby didn't even ruin it which is always a plus lol. Oh yeah and I hope that's really him in the pic because that's the best I could do lol.

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Thug Matrimony

If you haven't heard, Papoose said that he and Remy WILL be married next month...just in prison. Romantic! lol. I really have no idea why I'm even posting this, but oh well I'm too far in to stop now. [FULL STORY]

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Teyana Taylor - Google Me Video

I meant to post this the other day when I saw it on 106, but oh well fuck it lol. Anyway, it took these niggas long enough to drop this video because I posted this song back in December and its the end of March now lol.


Damn she has some fuckin' nice ass titties! Can I say that?? I dunno... oh well I've said it before and if she isn't 18 I ain't fuckin' anyway so I'm straight lol.

Aight well this is good for the kiddies out there. I think it'll be a moderate sized hit, you know something like Lil Mama's Lip Gloss. Not to bunch them together, but I think they're both on the same level appeal wise...whatever that means lol. I can't concentrate, I'm still stuck on her titties son! I'd definitely overlook her Game-esque voice to cop a feel lol.

Anyway, here's some behind the scenes shit from her video shoot for all of you out there that can't get enough of her titties music like me lol.

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March 29, 2008

Woman's No Bitchassness Tees Now Available


That's at SeanJohn.com of course. Damn, Diddy should be paying me for this shit lol. Aight well this will be my last post on the subject...until I get my shirt in 2-4 weeks and post pictures that is lol.

Okay, I'm gonna go take a nap now, I'll be back later to post some new music because I got a BUNCH!

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Eminem - Stan 2008 (Wayne)

When you blog like I blog you usually have a lot of tabs open on your Firefox and sometimes shit gets lost in there...like this picture above. If you hadn't figured it out its a play on Wayne saying Em might be scared to rap on a record with him since he never reply when it sent him a track lol.

Pretty funny shit, but check out this spoof of Eminem verse on Stan tailor made for Em's situation with Wayne written by The Admiral on the IC. Now, there is a few mistakes in here and shit that don't rhyme, but its hilarious for the most part:

Dear Wayne,

I meant to write you sooner, but I've just been busy. You said your record is dropping pretty soon, and lollipop is pretty shitty. Look I'm really flattered but you're an artist that's pretty wack. And here's and autograph for baby I wrote it on a Pistons cap.. I'm sorry that you think I scared I must have missed you, yes I did that shit intentionally just to diss you. And what's that shit that you like to sip that syrup dude, I say that shit is clowning dog come how fucking stupid are you? You have some issues Wayne I think you need some counseling. What's that shit about you and Baby meant to be together, that's like the reason we'll never do a song together. I don't think you and Juelz should ever work together, or maybe you just need to retire. I hope you get to read this letter. I just hope it reaches you in time before you drop the Carter 3. I think you be doing just fine, if you relax a little. I'm glad I inspire you, but Wayne why are you so mad? Try to understand that I just don't want to do a song. I heard this one song from you a couple of weeks that made me sick. You should get drunk and drive your car over a bridge with Baby in the trunk, then maybe you can be a legend like th kid. And in the car there should be a tape and you should apologize for the records that you do.. Sincerely your friend Bruce.

Classic!

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Oh, You Mad 'Cause I'm Stylin' On You!

I gotta go to damn work in the morning so this is the last shit I'm posting. Actually, I should've posted this shit a few days ago, but I dunno I guess I got caught up or some shit like that. Aight well check out the boy Obama stylin' on McCain:


Just more reasons why John McBush CAN'T be our next president. I'm just happy to hear one of the Dems actually talking about McBush instead of giving him a free pass like the media is.

Anyway, Obama got one step closer to being the democratic presidential nominee as he got endorsed by yet another super delegate. This time is was Sen. Bob Casey of PA which should be big in helping us closed in on Hillary and maybe actually win the state if April 22nd ever comes.

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Fuck Wal-Mart

I was actually gonna post this story whenever I got around to doing another Random News Shit post, but I kinda like how sXePhil responded to it so I'm gonna rock with this video:


This makes me think: I haven't done a video by myself is a LONG ass fuckin' time! Fuck Lil Wayne is well over 300,000 so maybe its time for me to jump back into the game because I know I could do better than this nigga lol. I actually used to subscribe to his channel, but then I realized I wasn't watching any of the videos so I said fuck it lol.

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Hillary Vs. Obama I & II

Damn, I subscribe to LisaNova's YouTube channel, I have no idea how I missed BOTH of these shits!? Oh well, they're both still pretty hilarious especially considering that part one was posted 3 days after my birthday... LAST YEAR! That's May 6th for the no-nots out there lol. Anyway, check 'em out:




"'Church, Fried Chicken, and Fuckin' Fat White Women, My Life as a Black Man,' the Bill Clinton story." LMAO!! That line was CLASSIC!

Anyway, here's her latest video where she's cracking on sXePhil's lame ass and HotForWords (which I've never heard of BTW lol):


Dammit Lisa has some fuckin' great titties! Boobage on point son lol. No wonder Andy is still trying to brag about her leaving a comment on our Dramatic Masturbator video lol.

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This Nigga Is The Truth!

I've never seen no shit like this in my life! Check this shit out right here lol:


Damn! I don't even know what to say about this shit, but I can guarantee you probably won't see this shit on the news lol.

Oh yeah sorry in advance because I don't know dude's name.

**UPDATE**

His name is Rev. Michael Pfleger

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Max B Must Be Doing Bad

I was M-I-A today, but I know y'all niggas heard about Max B getting shot twice right?? Well, thats NOT what I'm here to talk to you about. I'm here to talk about the part that says he was at a used car dealership when it happened lol. I mean I know Jimmy wasn't coming out of pocket much, but damn its like that nigga?? Shit, I would've left Byrdgang too if this nigga riding BMWs and shit and I'm down at the car lot tryna get a deal lol. The nigga probably asked somebody to co-sign for the car and that's how he got shot. I'm kidding! lol.

Anyway, good luck Max and hopefully you can get another deal so you can get a '08 something lol.

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Is John McCain Too Old To Be President??

I sure as hell think so! Welp, at least I'm not the only one, peep the footage from the Cafferty File today:


First I wanna say all of those e-mailers were quite especially the last one who said McCain's social security number was 3 lol. Anyway, John McCain is too old, its as simple as that. One of the best points from the e-mails was the one about his not being about to serve as CEO of any fortune 500 company at the age of 71 so how can he serve as our commander and chief.

Whatever, that nigga doesn't stand a chance regardless unless it really takes the Dems until the convention in August to select a presidential candidate. On that note I'm praying Pennsylvania smartens up and votes Obama so we can get this shit ended already and destroy McBush early so we can cruise to victory in November lol.

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The Love Guru

I just saw this shit on the homepage of MySpace so I figured I'd YouTube it and check out the trailer since Mike Myers was in it, but I don't know this shit looks kinda corny to me lol. Maybe its just because I'd prefer Austin Powers 4 instead but I didn't laugh much while watching this trailer and honestly the only reason why I kept watching it is because I saw Meagan Good in a bikini. Yes, sad, but true lol. Anyway, see for yourself:


See what I mean now?? No? Aight well fuck it then lol.

The Justin Timberlake part was kinda funny, I can't lie, but I was kinda uncomfortable watching him in Speedos. Then again, I'm uncomfortable watching all men in Speedos so fuck it.

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Killa Kyleon - Roc Boyz Freestyle

If you had never heard of this nigga before you'd never suspect he was from Houston lol.

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March 28, 2008

My Bracket Is Fucked!

Welp if you remember my bracket from last week when the tournament first started then you know my bracket was officially 100% over with last night when Tennessee lost to fuckin' Louisville. I was at a show with Smiley and the Gwop Boyz so I couldn't break down and cry, but I wanted to lol.

Oh well, at least Memphis is still truckin' right along and beating Michigan State's ass down! I mean damn! I turned it on and it was gotdamn 54-20 at the beginning of the 2nd half lol. Welp so much for free throw shooting being their downfall lol. Anyway, my shit is done so I guess I'll just be waiting around until next year.

Even worse than my bracket was the sound system at Spirits last night that shit was fuckin' terrible lol.

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GTA IV Trailer 4

Yo this fuckin' game looks incredible! I gotta buy a damn PS3 ASAP lol.

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March 27, 2008

T.I. Addresses His Public

I'm not gonna say any names, but I know somebody who's probably gonna hit herself with a 2 finger split when she sees this video lol. Yep, I can see it now...I wonder if she'd let me join?? Oh well, check out the video lol:


Okay, so now we know T.I. won't be going to prison until at least this time next year so my question is this: is he still gonna be under house arrest while he's doing the first 1,000 of his community service hours?? Anybody that can answer that for me holla.

Oh yeah and all you die-heart T.I. fans better go to this video on YouTube and defend your boy because there seems to be an overwhelming bunch that are calling him a snitch because of his extra reduced sentence. I have no opinion either way, but just thought I'd throw that out there lol.

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T.I. Gets Lucky. Remy Ma? Not So Much



Yeah, Remy was found guilty today! Dammit!!! Oh well, tough break nigga lol. [FULL STORY]

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T.I. Only Gets A Year!

Damn, I'm here at work bored, wasting time when I go to SoHH and I scrolled past the Atlanta blog and saw that that nigga T.I. just got a helluva deal especially for the shit his ass was facing. Word on the streets (aka the Associated Press lol) is that Tip is gonna agree to a plea deal today that will have him servicing 1,500 hours of community service and a mere 12 months in prison! Yes nigga, that's one year!

How crazy is that?! I thought that nigga was gonna get at least 5 pieces, but he got some real deal lawyers fighting for him. Maybe he borrowed 50's coveted Jew-Unit lol. Aight well that's good news for Hip-Hop, but terrible news for the next dude that gets knocked for this same shit because they're putting that dude under the jail lol.

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For the most part people seem to be happy T.I. got such a great deal, but check out this response from someone who doesn't see this as great news:
SAINT says...

You are congratulating this man on beating the legal system? You got some nerve. This fool bought guns illegally! I bet if one of them guns hit someone you love, you would think differently. Walk in the court room with a smile on his face? Please this dude needs to walk in the court room with his head down in shame. Another case of the evils of money...
Very interesting and I can't lie, I agree. Oh well too late now lol.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 3/27/08

As I told you yesterday, Danity Kane's debut album rightfully assumed its #1 position with little competition given by anyone. Now, to Flo Rida. This is a HUGE problem in the industry today, too many rappers get the quick hit and fade when its time for the album. In this case, I'd attribute it to the label for totally missing an opportunity when Flo's Low was the hottest shit out for 10 weeks straight. That's right, this nigga has the #1 single in the country for 10 damn weeks and he and his label couldn't capitalize on it. Its not like he was molding a classic or anything, it was just a regular rushed album you'd expect from a ringtone rapper. Shame on him and his damn label.

Wow, where do a start?? Well obviously Leona Lewis and Lil Wayne are the big stories this week. Okay, I'll start with Leona. In an upset of epic proportions Leona Lewis' single Bleeding Love K.O.'s Usher's Love In This Club and steals the #1 spot! I'm shocked! Then again I already doubted Ush could stay the course at #1 until his album dropped in June, but he had a good 3 week run for a song without a video. Then again I guess this shouldn't be a surprise because I told you all last week that her reign was coming lol. Now, to the other big story this week on Hot, Lil Wayne. The far from best rapper alive's less than stellar first single Lollipop skies an amazing 76 spots to claim the #9 spot this week. If I'm not mistaken this is Wayne's first top 10 single in his career so kudos to him though I have yet to hear it on the radio personally lol.

The Billboard 200 1-10

1. Danity Kane - Welcome To The Dollhouse
2. Various Artists - NOW 27
3. Flo Rida - Mail On Sunday
4. Rick Ross - Trilla
5. Jack Johnson - Sleep Through Static
6. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana 2 sdtk
7. Snoop Dogg - Ego Trippin'
8. Taylor Swift - Taylor Swift
9. Sara Bareilles - Little Voice
10. Miley Cyrus - The Best Of Both Worlds Concert

  • Rocko's first (and if were lucky last) album Self Made comes in at #21 with 27,800 sold.
  • Sheek Louch's 2nd album Silverback Gorilla debuts at #41 this week with 17,800 sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10

1. Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love (8-1)
2. Usher - Love In This Club (1-2)
3. Ray-J - Sexy Can I (7-3)
4. Chris Brown - With You (2-4)
5. Sara Bareilles - Love Song (4-5)
6. Jordin Sparks - No Air (6-6)
7. Flo Rida - Low (3-7)
8. Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music (5-8)
9. Lil Wayne - Lollipop (85-9)
10. Lil Mama - Shawty Get Loose (19-10)
  • Huge jump for Danity Kane this week as their first single Damaged went 37 spots north 64-27.
  • Flo Rida's Roll featuring Sean Kingston is this week's top debut at #61.

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Reebok Reverse Jam Mid Monopoly

Now, this is a very interesting shoe if I might say so myself, but my only question to the designer is what in the hell am I supposed to wear this with?? lol. I think I'd actually consider coping these if they were on some Forces instead of these wack Ree's, but oh well its all good.

Anyway, these don't drop until August, but if you want anymore info on them like what sizes they're gonna be in and where to get this just click here. Oh yeah they got another pic without that big lame ass watermark all the way across the shoe lol.

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March 26, 2008

How Wack Is This??

Before I go any further I thought I should warn you that this is a Soulja Boy video AND he's rapping in it so listener discretion is advised.

Now, I know what you thinking (besides continuing to scroll past this post after that first sentence lol). This nigga is still living?? And apparently is! He also apparently thinks people wanna hear him freestyle and that its a treat to them oppose to the detriment it obviously is. Oh well, on with the foolery and no that wasn't my 12 year-old brother who threw the rock through Soulja Boy's windshield lol:


Honestly, I didn't even see the whole thing lol. I felt compelled to turn this shit off after he said something like 'I'm gon' hit yo' ass and make yo' ass sting' about 40 seconds in and it wasn't immediately followed by a pause and no homo. Welp, at least we now know who the wanna be porn star moves on stage are for so fellas beware lol.

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Young Jeezy Saved Hibatchi's Life!

Yeah I know, shocking AND provocative lol. Anyway, this is Gilbert Arenas wrote in his blog yesterday about his suicidal thoughts being removed by the inspirational words of Jeezy:

It was just me and my car … speeding -- something that I shouldn’t be doing. Then I got that thought that I know everybody gets once in a while, I was like, “You know, what if I just ran my car into this pole right here?” I don’t know why I thought that, but I kept going with it. “Then I can jump off the road into this lake and just swim … or drown. Whichever one comes first.” It was really devastating. I was thinking, “Mannn, again?!” But I listened to Young Jeezy’s verse in “They Know” to get me past those bad thoughts … plus, I’m sane. I’m a sane person, I wouldn’t do that to myself.

All I wanna know is was Shawty Lo's verse before Jeezy's the REAL reason he wanted to drive into the pole?? I mean that shit was that bad lol. If so I'd hate to hear what Gillie would've done if he got to that ear-wrenching Lil Wayne verse lol.

Seriously though, what in the hell was in Jeezy's verse that made it seem like life was again worth living?? I admit it was a good verse, but damn it wasn't life changing or anything lol. You know what your problem is Gilbert?? You play too damn much lol.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Angel Lola Luv As A Bad Actress

Yes, this shit looks thoroughly terrible and like it was shot with a digital camera, but really who cares?? I know I don't lol.


Yeah she does look a little crazy in real life and I doubt she'll be winning any best actress awards at any indie film award shows BUT again, who cares?? lol.

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No Bitchassness Shirts An E. Ness Diss??

May be according to a MySpace bulletin by the one and only Dylan...'cause he spit hot fiyah!

I seen the new shirts saying NO BITCHASSNESS..... Some people think its disrespect to E.NESS from BAD BOY's DABAND.... Because its spelled ....NO BITCHASS...NESS.

Now, as you may or may not know, E. Ness is no longer on Bad Boy (or just not listed on the site at least lol) so are the beloved shirts really dissing him??

Wanna know what I think?? Fiyah's response: FUCK NO! Its retarded to even think that and whoever put that seed into Dylan's head was really reachin' lol. Then again, who really knows when it comes to Diddy??
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Anyway, in other Bad Boy news, Danity Kane is officially #1 now! Even more so than them being #1 is Flo Rida NOT being #1. According to HitsDoubleDaily he came in at #3 and only sold 85k! Got dayum!! More on all of this later tomorrow in the TBU.

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Hillary! Stop the attacks! Love, Obama Girl

My boo is back!


Man, she is so damn fine! And even though this is funny and all that it is so fuckin' true. All these news stations need to stop covering all this bullshit and let the candidates get back to the REAL issues. If we were only focusing on the issues there is no way John McCain would be leading or even tied in ANY head-to-head poll with either Barack or Hillary. The racists Republicans know this so lets not stoop down to their level and fight each other.

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March 25, 2008

G-Unit Gangsta Grillz Coming Soon!

That's right! 50 Cent and G-Unit have finally gotten together with DJ Drama and making their first Gangsta Grillz mixtape. Damn, FIf is really trying to get this G-Unit machine back moving on some 03-04 shit. Can't be mad at him for that because he was in danger of falling off for a minute lol. [FULL STORY]

Anyway, I can't wait and unless Joey B. is putting out a Mood Muzik 4 later this year, I'm predicted that this shit will be the mixtape of the year. We already know how G-Unit gets down on the mixtape shit and the same shit for Drama so if you put the 2 together then something incredible is bound to happen. I hope so at least.

No release date has been set so far, but if I had to guess I'd say its dropping some time around June 24th when The Game's album is dropping lol. You don't think 50 would pass up that kinda opportunity again do you?? I thinks not lol.

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Is Plies Scared Of The Game??

I didn't write about it, but I'm sure you've all heard yesterday that The Game's L.A.X. album will be dropping on June 24th. Now, I don't know how many of y'all were keeping track at home, but in Plies' Bust It Busted Baby casting called video last month he said since sophomore album Definition Of Real was dropping on June 24th. Now less than 24 hours after The Game announced his date, Plies pushes his up to June 10th! That's a 2 week cushion lol.

Now, I really don't know if Plies is scared to go head up with The Game, but who knows?? I mean its not like they're a big buzz for another Plies album out there, even after the new single with Ne-Yo. Well, at least he's pushing his album up, opposed to back like most people. Not that I would buy a Plies album anyway, I'm just saying lol.

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Was Ray J Really Stickin' Whitney??

I still haven't gotten a chance to look at this video, but Ray J stays wylin' out and saying some random ass shit so why not post it anyway?? Exactly!

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This Week In Flops 3/25/08

I'm very sad to put both of these album in TWIF this week, but I doubt either will cross the 300,000 sold barrier so here we are. Maybe I should lower it to 200,000?? Nahh!

First up is Day26's self-titled debut. Diddy and Sway kept saying DK had the #1 album though SoundScan doesn't come out until tomorrow, but I think Bad Boy will stay hot and the boys of MTB4 will dethrone their sisters. I'm thinking they can push at least 180k-200k first week.

Now, this album here has been my shit! I was ecstatic last week when they announced they were pushing the album up from April 8th to March 25th (yes, I already went and bought my copy), but I'm not convinced their buzz is big enough right now to do big first week numbers. That really shouldn't matter to Gnarls though because their debut St. Elsewhere started off slow, but picked up the pace to consistently do 50k a week until it crossed the 1 million sold mark. Anyway, I got Gnarls doing 115k-130k when SoundScan stops counting next week.

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Rhymefest's Man In The Mirror...FREE!

I saw this cover somewhere online last week, but I didn't pat it any mind until I just saw it spotlighted on Mixtape Monday. Its actually a FREE tribute album to Michael Jackson by his self-titled biggest fan--Rhymefest.

Like I said it free so all you have to do is go to Rhymefeststore.com and download a copy or just listen to it right there. Or you could just click here and it'll take you straight to where you need to be lol.

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Donnie Feat. Diddy - Take You There

Yes, I know Donnie is going by his full name Donnie Klang, but that shit sounds wack to me so on fiyahmuzik.blogspot.com he will still be known as Donnie lol. Anyway, here's Donnie's first single Take You There with Diddy:

Donnie Feat. Diddy - Take You There


Sounds MUCH better here than it did on the performance Sunday night lol. He was dead serious when he said he was on some Prince shit too I see lol.

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Lil Wayne - I

This is obviously old as hell which is why I have no idea why I'm posting it, but whatever this sounds like its from the Sqad Up era (aka Wayne at his finest) so its worth a listen:

Lil Wayne - I


I can see why they didn't use this on any of the Sqad Up tapes, but damn this Wayne just sounds soooo much better than the crap we get from him now. Oh well.

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Is Fabolous Bitin' Jay-Z??

With the success of Hov's concept album American Gangster it looks like somebody else is looking to make that same leap--Fabolous! That's right, Fab told Mixtape Monday that his next album will be a concept album based on a movie he saw...you know like Jay did when he saw American Gangster last year. Don't believe me though, see what Fab had to say for yourself:

"I'mma put a theme together and just go off of that theme," he said. "Sometimes producers get lost trying to figure out what they think is the best type of sh-- for Fab. [They say,] 'I got this commercial joint for you.' So what I'm doing now, I seen a movie I want to theme the album after. Even take certain lines, different scenes out of the movie and make music behind that. At the same time, I can have the producer check the movie out, and he'll have something he can take away from the movie and come back with some joints. I wanted to try that this time."

"What Jay-Z did [with 'American Gangster'] ... he took that Frank Lucas character and put it in the frame of his Jay character," Fab opined. "That's what I wanna do. I don't wanna say I that I'm actually the character, but take some of his scenarios or some things I went through and tell it in my tone."

Well for Fab's sake I hope that shit is classic because if its not niggas are gonna ridicule him for copping Hov even though I'm sure he won't be the last and Jay wasn't the first lol.

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DJ Green Lantern TV - Pre-Game Pt. 4



I wonder if that shit at the end was that new track they were talking about. If so, that shit sounds dope! Damn, I gotta go research when the fuck that new Busta is dropping now. I hope he doesn't save it till Christmas and have to go up against 92 other niggas in that same month like so many labels like to do in a usually poor attempt to capitalize off of Jesus' birthday. Makes me sad for my daughter lol.

In other Green Lantern news, he produced a whole soundtrack for the new GTA IV that's dropping April 29th! Its the first time one person has produced all the tracks that'll play on one of the radio stations so this shit is big. But who cares if that nigga is on it or not that game is gonna be fuckin' incredible! I can't wait!!

Oh yeah and SMH at T-Pain actually trying to sing live knowing damn well he can't lol.

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March 24, 2008

JD Is Livin' The Life

I would've liked to hear more about what its like to crush Janet Jackson oppose to shit about his book and seeing Rocko and his cleft lip lol. Check the footage:


Damn, who was that white girl singing at that showcase?? I might have to do some research because that song sounded fiyah as hell. Yes, I do listen to much more than Hip-Hop lol. Anyway, who is that nigga with the big fuckin' head in that yellow tie?? Damn, homie's shit was on straight O.J. status lol.

*UPDATE*

I found out that that white girl in the video is a British singer signed to So So Def named Duffy. I saw the video for the song she was performing and honestly it sounded much better when she was performing it live, but I might still check for her anyway.

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Diddy Does Techno


I don't wanna go or anything like that, but I would like to hear a little of it to see what the fuck they doing. Whatever, I just want my damn No Bitchassness shirt lol.

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Def Jam's Secrets To Success

I dunno how I got on these guys e-mailing list, but fuck it this video was funny...and probably true lol. Peep it:


I'll give Ricky Ross the benefit of the doubt, but with Def Jam who knows, right?? lol.

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American Boy Tops UK Charts

Well actually it wasn't an American...or even a boy for that matter. Its Estelle's single American Boy! Damn that intro was terrible lmao.

Anyway, yeah she's #1 across the pond, but hopefully the track will catch on here too because she's a really talented girl. Plus, it doesn't hurt that she's much less cracky than Amy Winehouse. [FULL STORY]

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Too Lazy To Buy Your No Bitchassness Shirt From SeanJohn.com??

Well go to eBay and buy one for $147.50! ...for now lol. Of course you've got to bid, bid, and bid again to make it yours, but you're too lazy to buy it for $30 from SeanJohn.com so fuck it! You gotta love that eBay ;-).

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Fat Joe Shows Love

Thank goodness, finally a Fat Joe video that has nothing to do with 50 Cent or Papoose! lol. This is a video from his album release party and he pays homage to Slick Rick & KRS-One.

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Suge Knight's Unfinished Business??

Look, I don't know if this shit is serious or not but the shit look like a joke to me. I mean seriously, who in the fuck would want to sign with Suge Knight??? That's like the worst shit you could do with your career (or lack there of lol). Whatever peep the trailer for his so-called reality show if you didn't peep that special Saturday night edition of the Rumors.


I'm just lost, I really don't know if this is real or just a joke lol. I hope its a joke because if not I'm gonna have to go back and put this under INN.

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U.S. Death Toll In Iraq Reaches 4,000 But...

...the death toll for Iraqis is in the 80,000-100,000 range! How crazy is that?? Very sad both ways and a huge price to pay for George Bush and his people to get richer. [FULL STORY]

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March 23, 2008

BREAKING NEWS! Bitchassness Shirts On Sale At SeanJohn.com!!!!

That's right! Just go to SeanJohn.com, thanks to lyst (whoever you are lol) for telling me! They even have different colors, so I bought 2 lol. I knew Diddy wasn't a dumbass lol. Only thing is you have to buy them from PayPal and as you may or may not know, that shit is slow as fuck! That's the only bad part, but I guess I've waited long enough anyway.

Aight well enjoy if you buy and remember MTB4 finale is tonight at 8!!

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If The Politics Were Too Much For You...

here's a little bit of the norm lol.

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For Those That Don't Watch Countdown

This has become one of my favorite shows, but peep some things Fixed News is NOT talking about while they're still focusing on Rev. Wright:


Still waiting for Fixed News to comment on McCain's repeated fuck ups and Bush's lies lol.

This video isn't from Countdown, but its interesting nevertheless:

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Fixed News Sonned By Rev. Al

Welp, at least she tried LMAO!!




Shout out to Icedotcom for the footage.

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Diddy & Danity Kane On 106 & Park

Here's a little footage for ya on this lovely Easter Sunday:



Diddy is gonna have to stop wearing those bitchassness shirts if I can't have one, straight up! Anyway, I wonder who Dawn's trying to fool with her and Q's "understanding" because both you and I know that means Q's totin' Dawn's lil ass like any of us would...well the boys at least lol.

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March 22, 2008

Big Boi Feat. Raekwon & Andre 3000 - Royal Flush

I know I posted this the other day, but that was the shitty radio rip and this is the real deal Holyfield!

Big Boi Feat. Raekwon & Andre 3000 - Royal Flush

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Young Buck - All Eyes On Me

I dunno if Buck is getting paid or not for being on G-Unit, but he keep making dope records so it really doesn't matter to me lol.

Young Buck - All Eyes On Me


See, another good one. And for the record, yes his albums are better than 50's lol.

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Joe Budden - Touch & Go

I could've sworn I posted this earlier this week, but oh well fuck it.

Joe Budden - Touch & Go


This shit reminds me of Fire, which I loved BTW. This just reminds me of how dumb Def Jam was for benching him all this time because dude can make a hit with actual clever lyrics like Jay-Z used to do.

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