Random News Shit

1) Couple fights on road with him on roof

This shit is just fuckin' funny! You know me and Andy had a conversation trying to guess the race of these 2 and though this story had mad niggerish components we (mainly I) decided that this HAD to be white people for it to have gone on long enough for her to drive a mile without any police interference lol.

2) Kindergartner suspended for Mohawk haircut

Ain't this some shit?? How are you gonna 1) fault a child for decisions he doesn't make 2) suspend a kid from KINDERGARTEN?! Niggas is wylin'! lol.

3) Cops: Man shot by friend so he could skip work

Another mad niggerish act taken to the next level by a white person lol. Welp, at least he doesn't have to worry about going to work now lol.

4) Students searched by teachers over missing $5

Ain't this about a bitch?? lol. You know these kids were black and not only because the name of their school is Martin Luther King Elementary lol.

5) Man hits woman on way to anger control class

How angry are you that you felt you had to punch a 59 year-old woman in the face??? Luckily he ain't black so he'll see the light of day again lol.