Random News Shit

1) Obama raises $55 million in February

I don't even know what to say because that's all donated money. Crazy shit.

2) Calif. community declares itself a cuss-free zone

This is probably the most retarded thing I heard this week LMAO.

3) Parents of MySpace hoax victim seek justice

This is kinda old, but still pretty crazy

4) Detroit named nation’s most dangerous city

No surprise here, this is still the only city I'd never want to go to lol.

5) Former British leader Tony Blair to teach at Yale

I guess he ran out of shit to do since he stepped down as Prime Minister lol.