Random News Shit

1) Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years

I could go in SOOOO many different directions with this like how nasty it is to eat in the bathroom, who was the boyfriend fuckin' for the 2 years, or where di he use the bathroom. but instead I'll just move on to another story. Besides, illseed kinda stole my thunder early when he posted the same story I had found right before reading the Rumors lol.

2) Charges dropped for mom who left tot in car

I can't believe the police had the nerve to say they were, "looking out for the best interests of the child." So they thought the best thing for a 2 year-old child would be to try to send its mother to jail for a year?? Smart!

3) Cost of gas rises to record, and could go higher

Anyone surprised?? I think we should make George Bush drive himself around and buy his own gas so he can see what everybody else is going through.

4) Ban for 'next marijuana'?

They wait 'til nigga start making money off of it before than ban it (aka start sending niggas to prison for it lol).

5) 30,000 people a year wake during surgery

Damn, this is crazy! I could only imagine the fuckin' pain... good thing I've never needed surgery lol.