Random News Shit: NBA Edition

Houston signs on for second comeback with Knicks

All I gotta say is why?? You're 37, haven't played in a NBA game since 2005 because you were forced to retire by injury, when you attempted to come back last year you played in just 1 preseason game before calling it quits, and now you wanna come play in the run-n-gun offense of Mike D'Antoni?? Nigga please, its time to give it up. In my opinion, once you become a sports analyst you should not even be allowed to attempt a comeback because it never works.

Clippers' Jason Williams announces his retirement

I guess he realized how dumb it was to leave the Heat after he saw how great D. Wade looked in the Olympics lol. Oh well, playing for the Clippers would make any man wanna retire lol. But speaking of D. Wade...

Wade ready to lead Heat back to prominence

Now, of course that doesn't mean the Heat are headed back to the Finals, but look out for this team in the East. A healthy Dwyane Wade, plus Shawn Marion, and Michael Beasley should at least be able to make it to the playoffs. And having Pat Reilly upstairs just concentrating on putting a solid team together should pay off (don't forget that after Pat went back solely upstairs last time he put together an NBA championship team. Watch out for your job Erik Spoelstra).

Report: Knicks' Walsh had cancer cut from tongue

Aww man that's gross! It also sucks balls, but its better than having it spread.