The Wackness

The crop of songs I downloaded today were mostly wack so I figured I'd make a game out of it. That's right, The Wackness isn't just a movie anymore, its a game right here on FiyahMuZik.com! I'm gonna have a wackness countdown and give each song a wackness rating from 1-10, 1 being Young Jeezy (a wack rapper I like) and 10 being the chick that made Its So Cold In The D (the wacket shit out right now). Okay, are you ready to play?? Lets go!

Chingy Feat. Soulja Boy - Turn It Up


No, no, no, turn it down! Soulja Boy has to be the only nigga to get on a track with Chingy and get ate lol. Your boy Soulja offered such classic lines as "I go so hard like I took some Viagra, with a Chinese chick and her pussy diagonal" and "gettin' silly, countin' a milli, eatin' Piccadilly." Sad, sad shit.
Wackness Rating: 9

50 Cent - You Won't Believe Me


I like this original record minus Lil Wayne's verse and an auto-tuned 50 Cent is no better replacement. These niggas are gonna drive me CRAZY with this corny ass shit! I mean it'd be one thing if they could use it right, but they always put it on waaaay too heavy and the shit just sounds even more retarded than they do for dick ridin' T-Pain.

All wasn't lost though because I did like when 50 said, "now I ain't bring you to the back just to have a conversation, a nigga need to feel some penatration." I think I'm gonna change my Facebook status to that when I finish with this lol.
Wackness Rating: 3

E-40 Feat. Shawty Lo - Break Your Ankles (Prod. By Lil Jon)


This nigga Lo REALLY needs to find a new delivery, that shit sucks badly and it makes me not even wana hear what he has to say. I mean I know he's not gonna say anything worth hearing once I see he's on a track, but I like to give everybody a chance. Anyway, this whole record is wack because I dunno wtf they are talking about... at all. Plus, who has Lil Jon beats anymore anyway?? This ain't 2004 nigga lol.
Wackness Rating: 6

Juelz Santana - Go Hard


This rally isn't all that wack, but generally speaking Santana is lyrically so why not let him play too?? Let me stop, I'm really still just disappointed in Kanye so I'm taking it out on Juelz lol.
Wackness Rating: 1

Big Kuntry Feat. Lloyd - Love U


Thank goodness Lloyd was on here or else all would've been lost, especially after starting off with a hook that included, "you need a man that's gon' pipe you the right way, lick you in yo' tight place." Seriously, the new slang for pussy is "tight place"?? That's wack as all hell lol.
Wackness Rating: 5