LMAO! This shit is wild homo, but its still funny as fuck! Kimmel is stupid and I may just check for this Kevin Nealon DVD after this video. I guess a sex tape really is the best promotion lol.
September 30, 2009
The Best Way To Promote Something...
Daniel Merriweather - Impossible
Here's something you may not have known about me: I'm a Daniel Merriweather fan! He made one of my favorite songs of the entire year of 2007 with Stop Me from Mark Ronson's album Version. This track is very dope and its off his 2nd album Love and War. I fucks with the kid!
Royce Da 5'9" - October 20th
Just in case you couldn't put it together October 20th is the date Street Hop is dropping. I hope you did get it though because he said it at the end of the video as well. Hot shit though.
Cam'ron - La Bamba (feat. Vado)
What kinda straggly looking goatee was that?? I had a cleaner looking goatee than that in middle school lol. And who was that lame looking dude with the 5x too big hat on?? Niggas still doing that?? I mean it was never cool, but in 2009 it definitely shouldn't be.
The song was decent though, I just need that Killa Season 2 some time before this year is up.
Consequence - Whatever U Want (feat. Kanye West & John Legend) Video
A bit low budget for a video involving Kanye West right? I mean wow, this was amazingly tame. Didn't even look like they used a real crazy to shit, looked more like digital camera footage to me. Oh well, like Kanye probably said, "its just for Consequence, fuck it." lol.
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Consequence - Whatever U Want (feat. Kanye West & John Legend)
Freeway - The Beat Made Me Do It
I totally fucks with this track. It sure is a damn shame he decided to sign his career away with Cash Money.
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Freeway - Free Money Conglomerate/We Run This
Mike Vick Signs Endorsement Deal With Nike
Nike will probably get a little bad press for this, but who cares, they're Nike. There's not enough people who wear Nike who will actually care enough to boycott them for this move. Now if Vick signed with Whole Foods or something then I'd be worried lol.
I wonder what they're gonna do with him?? Maybe crank out some commercials?? They shouldn't even bother making a serious, Lance Armstrong type commercial, I think they should just go straight for the comedy. That way it'd be even funnier when PETA unsuccessfully tries to get it pulled lol. This should be good.
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50 Cent Rushed To The Hospital
Blah blah blah, you probably already saw these videos, but I had to document them on the website since I took an unofficial day off yesterday.
This nigga 50 man, dude is CRAZY! I love it though lol. Not sure why he's still concerning himself with Fat Joe, but the shit is still mad funny.
But wait, there's more!
LMAO! The first video was funny, but this shit is HILARIOUS! I thought I remembered hearing something about Young Buck falling off something over the weekend, but I forgot to look into it. This diss was quite strong because he was able to tap Joe (his music), Buck (falling off the bike), and Game (crying and saying he loves Hip-Hop a la Game in 2008).
Just in case you were wondering, J.O.S.E. 2 drops this Tuesday October 6th.
Mavericks, Bobcats Get New Uniforms
These Mavs jerseys are essentially blue versions of their Diddy designed green alternatives. No big deal here.
Check out the Bobcats' new and improved uniforms after the jump.
Now these are new uniforms! I mean I didn't hate their old uniforms, but these are more professional looking. Maybe these guys are ready for a real playoff run since they're now a real team. Is Jordan still working in their front office?? Well if he is that's a strike against them, but then again, I know sell out ass Bob Johnson sold the team so maybe the 2 negatives will cancel each other out. (Its a good thing I'm black because that last sentence coming from a white writer would've been "racist" even though Jordan is disaster in NBA front offices and Johnson is, well,
a sell out lol).
Here goes some more info on pics of the 'Cats new unis.
Bill Simmons' RW/RR Challenge Fantasy Draft
I'm thinking about tracking their fantasy draft progress here on the website. Really, I just wish I thought of it first and did it with some of my friends lol.
Random News Shit: Hip-Hop News Edition
Is there any clearer indicator that you blew all your money than getting in a ring to fight?? I feel bad for X because he was one of the biggest rappers of all-time and its not like he was out flossing and spending his dollars on material shit. Now, he wasn't exactly donating it to charity either, but I still feel bad for him. Plus, if he gets his ass whupped there's no coming back Hip-Hop. Oh well, its better than hearing he's fighting another charge so I'll take it lol.
2) T-Pain Apologizes To Jay-Z In New Song
I'm sure T-Pain is probably the furthest thing away from Jay-Z's mind at this point, but it never hurts to formally apologize.
Anyway, the track is called More Careful and its over Drake's Successful beat. If I feel like finding it you'll have it soon.
3) Jay-Z Endorsed Champagne Ranks #1 In The World
Be clear, this was a taste test, not a sales test, though I'm sure this Ace of Spades shit is kicking Cristal's ass in the sales department too. I don't drink so this really makes no difference to me, I just wanted to say that Jay stays winning!
4) Bump J Gets 10 Years For Bank Robbery
Well at least he recognize this rap shit wasn't getting him anywhere. Why couldn't this be Gucci Mane or Soulja Boy or someone like that though?? It seems unfair to us from that standpoint.
Tiger Woods Becomes First Billion Dollar Athlete
Forbes has been tracking athlete earnings since before Tiger turned pro. Woods had earned a cumulative $895 million going into 2009, by our estimates, from prize money, appearance fees, endorsements, bonuses and his golf course design business. If you add his $10.5 million in 2009 prize money, the FedEx bonus and his take so far this year from his more than $100 million in annual off-the-course earnings, Woods' career earnings are now 10 figures. Via Forbes.com
This was really inevitable. I mean if it didn't happen Sunday, it was gonna happen some time shortly there after. But fuck all that, I just need to know where I have to go to sign up for golfing lessons! Niggas trying to beat trillion-to-one odds of becoming rappers and shit, while people like Tiger have made more in his career than most people's top 5 combined. Props to Mr. Woods.
Damn, I need to figure out how to get in good with his beautiful niece Cheyenne or something!
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Random News Shit: NFL Edition
This pisses me off because Felix is so fuckin' good, but he just can't seem to not be hurt. Last year it was a hamstring and that turned into a toe and that turned into injured reserve. Week 1 in Tampa he tweaked his quad and now his he strained a ligament in his knee. Its so frustrating! Felix giveth and then he taketh away. I hope MBIII will be good to go Sunday. I mean Tashard can definitely carry the load either way, but MB is a better blocker and short yardage back.
2) Quinn Benched For Anderson In Cleveland
It sure is a good thing Eric Mangini waited until Week 1 to name a starter. He sure did psych-out all his opponents so far this year. Great strategy by the artist formerly known as "Man-genius." Congrats to Derek Anderson, but the Browns are just freakin' bad. He and Quinn are really just in lose-lose situations regardless and they are gonna lose this Sunday when they face the Bengals.
3) Panthers Sticking With Delhomme As Starter
Two touchdown, 7 interceptions, 0 wins. That's the story for Jake Delhomme this year, but the Panthers of Carolina have decided to stick with him as their starter. Then again, what other choice do they really have?? Play A.J. Feely?? Yeah, that's not gonna cut it. Oh well, I don't relaly care what happens with him now, I just wanted him to still be around by the time the Cowboys played them and he was.
4) Dolphins Acquire Thigpen, Place Pennington On IR
I understand them adding another QB, but what in the hell did they draft Pat White for?? Either way, I honestly believe Chad Henne is gonna shock a few people and open a few eyes as the Dolphins starter. Only time will tell.
5) Jackonville Jaguars Would Consider Playing Home Games In Orlando
Now keep in mind, they only said they'd consider it if the NFL expanded to 17 or 18 games. I can't knock them those because you have to do what you have to do to get butts in the seats. The Jags can't afford to be a bad team because they don't have a loyal enough fanbase built up.
I think the end result is probably going to be the Jacksonville Jaguars becoming the Los Angeles Jaguars or the Orlando Jaguars in a few years.
Random News Shit: NBA Edition
He's just playing 5-on-5's right now, but the way it was seeming last year I didn't know if he'd even be ready for the beginning of the season. Well not it looks like he is and now he's just trying to get his timing back. We'll see if that bad knee can hold up for 82 games. I have my doubts.
2) NBA Tells Teams League Will Use Replacement Refs
This is the big story nobody is really talking about. You thought the calls refereeing was bad before, well wait until we get a load of these replacement refs. Who knows though, maybe these guys are an improvement over the old refs. I doubt it though and I also don't see any way this goes good.
3) Delonte West Still A No Show For The Cavs
Okay, so he didn't show up for the first day yesterday, and Delonte continued that trend today. This guy is fuckin' crazy! They better put this nigga on suicide watch, we already know he deals with depression and now nobody has seen him as the season approaches. We'll see, but I wouldn't be surprised.
4) McGrady's Rehab Is Ahead Of Schedule
Not sure how much it matters at this point because the Rockets aren't going anywhere this year with Yao out. I feel bad for Tracy because he used to be that nigga, but now he's probably one more injury away from retirement.
5) Al Jefferson Shows Up To Camp 31 Pounds Lighter
He says he lost the weight on the Jared diet by eating only 2 foot long Subway subs a day. He better go pick up his check or call one of these ESPN shows so he can be on the Subway Fresh Take Hotline because he's giving them too much free promotion right now.
Bad Boy Goes To Interscope
If you hadn't heard, its official, Diddy has left Atlantic and moved his Bad Boy Records to Interscope. I wonder if this had anything to do with them cutting ties with Charles Hamilton?? Probably not, but you never know.
And since Game was in the video, I'm glad he realized he was gaining ZERO traction dissing Jay-Z. He was actually moving in reverse lol.
This Week In Flops 9/29/09
Before I get into the album sales shit I just wanted to acknowledge how hot this Mariah album cover is! What's better than 2 perfectly shaped titties?? SIX perfectly shaped titties! Powerful, extremely powerful.
Anyway, MC is looking for another #1 and there's no doubt in my mind she's gonna get it. 1) She's going up against basically nobody and 2) her album is dropping a decent amount of weeks after Blueprint 3. Now the only thing left to be determined is how much this new album is gonna sell as it grabs that top spot. I don't think its gonna do more than E=MC²'s first week numbers (463,000), but its Mariah so I'm sure it won't be too far off. I'm going with 350-425k.
After Mariah its really a crap shot for the rest, but lets try to sort things out anyway.
Its hard to figure out the market on albums like this. You know, the ones you only really know are coming about a month in advance and don't have first singles. I'm really taking a wild stab in the dark here and saying this off the strength of Raekwon selling 68,000 the other week, but I'm gonna rock with 30-50k.
If you knew Marques Houston was dropping an album, please raise your hand. I bet some of y'all are lying y'all ass off because for me, this shit is coming out of nowhere. I don't really remember hearing about a single or anything. Oh well, I'm gonna say Mr. Houston still has a bit of a fanbase and sales somewhere between 15-35k.
(Side note: Instead of calling the album Mr. Houston, why not call it Mr. Marques?? You know like a play on the pornstar Mr. Marcus. I think that would've been pretty gangsta. Slighty homo, but hell, he ain't doing the album for me, its for the ladies.)
This album has been floating around for a little while now. I'm not sure how much traction its gained, but I know Warren is going out on store soon so hopefully all the attendees will cop the album. I'm guessing 10-25k.
Man, talk about no label support! This project has a good chance to do New Boyz numbers. Hell, maybe less! I'm gonna go with 6-15k and an independent label deal after this.
Last, but not least, is Skyzoo's debut album The Salvation. Dude is nice, but at the end of the day he's on an independent. I'll give him 5-15k to be safe, but I hope he can reach 20.
September 28, 2009
Random News Shit: NFL Edition
And at this point you have to wonder if he's done for his career because this is far from his first injury. Its kinda sad because I've never heard one bad thing about they guy.
Now the question is where does this leave the Dolphins?? The Chad Henne era is now under way so we can see what the kid has to offer. After he got that first interception out of his system, he didn't look half bad and led his team on a touchdown drive. This might turn out to be a good thing because Henne may be able to open up the passing game a bit more than Pennington could. I mean at the end of the day the Dolphins still have the hardest schedule in the league so I'm not expecting much from them either way.
2) Marion Barber Inactive Verses Panthers
No surprise here. I'm actually glad because I didn't want him to make the quad worse. I hope Felix and Tashard are ready to go, but I'm sure they are. I'm guessing Tash is going to start and Felix is gonna remain in his same role, but we shall see.
3) Leftwich Benched
Not only did he get benched in the game against the Giants yesterday, but he's down to third on the depth chart. I can't be too mad at the Bucs for doing this though because Leftwich had only thrown for like 22 yards before he got yanked. He and JaMarcus Russell are making black quarterbacks look BAD.
Why???: Seattle Seahawks New Puke Green Jerseys
I HATE when teams take a single color that's a small piece of their overall color scheme and try to make whole uniforms out of it. It only works with black or white and never when the color is 1990s Nickelodeon slime green. I mean I miss the 90s Nickelodeon as much as the next man, but they took the shit too far.
Hopefully the ownership in Seattle will see the error of their ways and scrap these jerseys like Mark Cuban did with those Diddy-cira-1998 shimmery platinum Mavericks jerseys from 2003.
September 27, 2009
What The Hell Is Rick Ross Talking About??
Huh?? I don't even know what that means. Rappers man, rappers...
Lil Duval Interview On Thisis50.com
I been fuckin' with Lil Duval since he was still going by Roland Powell! What does that get me?? Probably nothing, but just putting it out there lol.
Check him out on Twitter for real, he's one of the reason I finally decided to join. His shit is HILARIOUS!
Open Letter to Alicia Keys By Mashonda
After having a great evening with my son and enjoying some fun twit chat, I decided to sign off and get some work done. However, a few hours later I was advised that I should check @aliciakeys twit page. I’ve never reached out to her on twitter before. I feel our issues are a lot more serious than a website conversation. Not to mention that I’ve reached out to her many times in the beginning of this whole thing, as any wife would do. Unfortunately, I never succeeded in getting a response. The 1st time I meet AK, my husband introduced us to each other at an event. ( I have no choice but to call him my husband, until he is not anymore) In the messages that I sent to her (AK), I made it very clear that on the contrary of what she might be hearing, I am still married to my husband, living with him and just had a child. Its been two years and I still have not received a response. What I do receive, is constant displays of selfishness and disconcern to me and my son.
I was a fan of AK’s last album, we were both signed to J Records and I always checked up on her projects. I sang her songs and admired her for creating Superwoman and Karma, I would never deny her, her talent. I believed in her until I found out she was possibly sleeping with my husband. The affair was denied by both, until it was finally admitted months later.
Already I can hear some of you saying ” why are u blaming her, You cant make someone leave their wife, You cant break something thats broken”. Well, my marriage was not broken, as far as I knew we were celebrating our sons birth and getting ready to celebrate our 5 year wedding anniversary . Call it blind love, whatever. I call it being a devoted wife.. As far as me blaming her and not blaming him, thats false. Me and my husband have worked out our differences. We are in a good place as people and as parents. I accept his choices and I am comfortable enough with myself to move on. I am so very blessed in many ways.
My concern with AK is no longer the fact that she assisted in destroying a family but that she has the audacity to make these selfish comments about love and wanting to be with someone, even after knowing their situation. How is this the same Superwoman that I sang out loud with in my truck? I ask myself sometimes.
If you are reading this Alicia, let me start by saying, you know what you did. You know the role you played and you know how you contributed to the ending of my marriage. You know that I asked you to step back and let me handle my family issues. Issues that you helped to create.
Im not saying everything was perfect all the time but no relationship is perfect. We made a vow to God and I believe you should have respected that, as a woman. I know you owe me or my son nothing but I just wish you would’ve handled things more carefully. I’m not judging you, I put you and the whole situation in the hands of God, the Higher Power. Just know that as a woman, I expected so much more from you. I never had intentions on reaching out to you this way but after reading your twits tonight, and the constant disregard, you left me no choice. I feel that after 1 and a half years of you hiding this affair and acting like it doesnt exist, that now is the time to confront it, since you talk so openly about it now
This is not a publicity stunt, I dont have a record coming out. I just need to close this chapter in my life and that means confronting our issues. There is a small child involved. His dad loves him to death and he wants to spend more time with him but hes afraid because he knows we don’t have a relationship. This is my main concern. My son NEEDS his dad and I NEED to be comfortable with you. For him!
I know many will see my point and many will not be able to look into what’s real because they only want to see Alicia Keys the celebrity, not the human. This is not for the “people”, this is for you. Like I said I was left no choice but to reach out to you this way. By now, Im sure you want to find a balance in this as well.
I read your tweets tonight and I felt they were very insensitive. You have no idea how much pain I was caused because of this affair. Its baffling to me that you don’t understand what I might have gone through with this situation. I dont consider myself a victim anymore, Ive learned alot from this! I just ask you to try and be a bit more realistic and delicate to the situation, at least until my divorce is final. I felt me attending the party would have been a starting point for us, since you shook my hand after I offered it, but I suppose I was wrong.
If its so, that you and my husband are meant to be together, then God bless you both and I hope you never have to deal with what I did. I would not wish it on my worst enemy. If you two being together forever is the case, its more of a reason for us to get along, because I’m not going anywhere. Theres a child to be raised.
To answer your tweet, choose smart over spark. Sparks burn everyone, be smart! Its simple actually, just think of the shoe being on the other foot.
Stay blessed and lets work this thing out with respect and dignity.
Well first off, isn't that a bit more than 140 characters?? Why not just hit up Facebook to let this one off ma??
Anyway, I've seen some people on the internet commenting on this saying Mashonda is "bitter" and she needs to "move on." Man, that sure is easy to type in the comment section of some blog, but wouldn't you think this is one of those things that are easier said than done??
I'm not a woman, I've never been married, I never gave birth to a person's child, I've never been cheated on, but seriously how is she supposed to feel?? Some broad who's making songs about empowering women stole her husband and ruined her life. I mean what, is she supposed to be happy?? You damn right she's bitter on some Walter Lee in "A Raisin In The Sun" shit!
And how do you move on?? That's like telling someone who just lost a close family member to get over it. That's unrealistic and it doesn't work that way. Its easy to say "move on" or "get over it" to somebody else, but you don't know what this woman is going through. Of course, eventually you don't think of it as much as the days go, but you never forget.
And its not like they can just break clean, there is also a child involved, a not-yet 2 year-old reminder of what was. They didn't even have a chance to enjoy their new born before they were separated in April '08.
Long story short, the woman is hurting. Give her encouraging words or just leave it alone.
Welp, on the bright side, at least she'll be getting paid for all the pain she's been through.
You know, this all reminds me of a song. A Mashonda song that debuted on FiyahMuZik.com in January of this year. Its called Dirty Laundry and here it is once again:
Tim Tebow: Hurt & Hospitalized
Anyway, the culprit in this situation is Taylor Wyndham. He's the one who hit Tebow and drove the back of his head into Marcus Gilbert's knee. He knows he's going to hell now, right?? Oh okay, just checking lol.
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Saigon - Aye Aye Aye
Everything is fine EXCEPT this wack ass hook. Who wrote that?? I pray it wasn't Saigon but who really knows at this point?? Extremely weak shit there lol.
Melanie Fiona - It Kills Me
I fucks with Melanie! This song is awfully hot too. Her debut album The Bridge drops November 3rd.
September 26, 2009
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 3
Yeah you damn right a got a game with a 0-2 team at #1, sue me.
Anyway, look for Tony Romo to have an awesome bounce back game this week. After all his worst games he always seems to come back strong the next game. Example: On Christmas Day 2006, the Cowboys played the Eagles and Romo completed just 14 of his 29 passes for a measly 142 yards and 2 picks. The next week, he went 23 for 32 for 321 yards and 2 TDs. Of course they lost both games, but at least it wasn't Romo's fault they lost. It was the last game of the season and they had nothing to play for.
Besides, what's being lost in all this "Romo isn't good enough" talk is that after 3 picks we only lost by 2 on a Giants' field goal as time expired. We'll be fine. Cowboys winners, Panthers losers.
(By the way, how insulting is it that everybody is referring to Carolina's Steve Smith as "the real Steve Smith"?? I mean fuck the Giants, but damn, their Steve Smith is a person too lol.)
2) 49ers (2-0) @ Vikings (2-0)
Here's the only 2-0 vs. 2-0 match-up. The 49ers got to 2-0 by taking out the Cardinals and the Seahawks. The Vikings got to 2-0 by beating the Browns and Lions. I don't know if I'm ready to believe either of these teams are for real yet, but either way we should see one helluva RB battle as Frank Gore and Adrian Peterson go head up in this game.
Thus far, the 49ers run defense has been much more impressive than the Vikings. I don't know if that will hold up against Peterson though. Hell, I'm not even sure it'll matter because the last time A.D. saw the Niners he only rushed for 3 yards on 14 carries and the Vikes still won 27-7. This is a tough one. I'm gonna go with my gut here and say Vikings winners, 49ers losers.
3) Falcons (2-0) @ Patriots (1-1)
News flash! These aren't the 2007 Patriots. Luck gave them their only win of the season and I'm not seeing them getting their 2nd against this Atlanta team. While the 35 and older white male crowd tries to figure out what's wrong with Tom Brady, the Falcons will be busy moving on to 3-0. Falcons winners, Patriots losers.
4) Dolphins (0-2) @ Chargers (1-1)
How bad did that loss against the Colts suck Monday night?? I mean geesh! They were a Ted Ginn Jr. drop away from a huge upset.
Fortunately for them, I have no faith in the Chargers and L.T. is out once again this week and as "not L.T." as L.T. has been lately, their running game missed him last week. Florida teams are 0-for-2009. No more. Dolphins winners, Chargers losers.
5) Colts (2-0) @ Cardinals (1-1)
Fuck the Cardinals! I made my pick of the Jaguars last week based solely on thinking Anquan Boldin and Steve Breast wouldn't play. Instead, the 2 combined for 13 catches for 152 yards.
Now, I can easily make a case for the Colts to win this game anyway, but again, fuck the Cardinals. Colts winners, Cards losers.
6) Titans (0-2) @ Jets (2-0)
The Jets are riding HIGH this week after a win against the Patriots last Sunday. Maybe a bit too high. Perfect opportunity for the Titans to pick up their first win. Actually the Titans have no other choice, its either win this game, or lose your season. Titans winners, Jets losers.
7) Saints (2-0) @ Bills (1-1)
We already know the Saints are gonna win, now its just a matter of how many points the Saints will score. So far in 2009 N.O. is averaging 46.5 points a game. I say they hang at least 40. AT LEAST. Saints winners, Bills losers.
8) Steelers (1-1) @ Bengals (1-1)
The Bengals should be 2-0 right now, no doubt. Had they not lost one of the flukiest plays in NFL history, they'd be sitting at 2-1 after they lose this game instead of 1-2. Sad story. Steelers winners, Bengals losers.
9) Giants (2-0) @ Buccaneers (0-2)
I can't even make a serious case for the Bucs in this game. The Cowboys gashed the Giants for 251 on the ground and the Giants STILL won. Tampa doesn't stand a chance. Giants winners, Bucs losers.
10) Jaguars (0-2) @ Texans (1-1)
I know I went on a bit of a rant against the Cards earlier BUT in actuality, even if Boldin and Breaston didn't play, the Jags still looked bad.
On the contrary, the Texans looked good against the Titans last week. I mean GOOD! If the Jags couldn't stop a banged up Boldin and Breaston, they don't stand a chance against the healthy Andre Johnson. Texans winners, Jags losers.
11) Chiefs (0-2) @ Eagles (1-1)
Again, why won't be the Eagles just rule Donovan McNabb out for the game already?? The guy has a broken rib! He's not coming back to play the garbage Chiefs with a bye week looming. Nobody is fooled. Even the Chiefs. They've been game planning for Kevin Kolb and Michael Vick, not Donovan McNabb. This is equivalent to Eric Mangini waiting until the last possible moment to name a starting QB. Retarded!
Either way, the Chiefs don't stand a chance. If they can score a TD this week that'll be just as good as a win. Eagles winners, Chiefs losers.
(Yeah I know this is insignificant, but its just fuckin' annoying.)
12) Redskins (1-1) @ Lions (0-2)
A lot of man love going around for the Lions this week. With so many people picking the Lions to win this week, I think we should just go ahead and make them the favorites.
The Redskins need a big win in the worst way. If they turn in another performance like they did last week against the Rams, it might be time for them to start making plans for 2010. Redskins winners, Lions losers.
13) Bears (1-1) @ Seahawks (1-1)
I just know everybody in Seattle is super-psyched to get another Seneca Wallace Era under way, right? Well probably not, but... fuck it, I can't make a case for the 'Hawks in this game. Yeah, the Bears got lucky last week, but they get a real win this week. Bears winners, Seahawks losers.
14) Browns (0-2) @ Ravens (2-0)
The tale of 2 seasons. The Ravens are kicking ass and taking name. The Browns are having rookies take a swing at vets over hazing pranks. Welcome to 0-3-land Brownies. Ravens winners, Browns losers.
15) Packers (1-1) @ Rams (0-2)
The Rams hung with the Redskins last week by holding them to only 3 field goals. They'll have a much harder time keeping Aaron Rodgers thrown passes out of the end zone. Packers winners, Rams losers.
16) Broncos (2-0) @ Raiders (1-1)
JaMarcus Russell sucks. I mean I could make fun of his wide child-birthing hips, but he's such a terrible QB I almost feel bad for the guy. No, I do feel bad for the guy, he's plain fuckin' bad. The guy is only completing 33% of his passes. That's awful! As much as I hate to give a game to Josh McDumbass, I can't in good faith go with a team quarterbacked by Off-The-Marcus Russell. Broncos winners, Raiders losers.
Record Last Week: 8-8 (.500)
Overall Record: 31-17 (.645)
So Far This Week: 10-6 (.625)
September 25, 2009
'Miracle' Pre-Game Speech Performed By 4 Year-Old
I hate kids for the most part, but this is so gangsta! If I had a kid I'd make them preform monologues from my favorite movies too. Then again, all my favorite movies are a bit vulgar for a child to quote. Whatever, this kid is the next Leonardo DiCaprio out this bitch! lol.
Anyway, here's the original performance of the pre-game speech from "Miracle" by Kurt Russell.
Fiend - Knees Deep
Just the other day Twitter had up a "#whateverhappenedto" trending topic and one of the "tweets" I posted was about those old No Limit soldiers. Well its good to hear from at least one of those guys. I always liked Fiend. Of course Mystikal was my favorite, but I fucked with Fiend too. I like this track right here and I hope my man is thinking come back because I know Master P ain't still breaking bread any of them niggas.
September 24, 2009
Becky Parodies!
I got 2 for you! The first by Yung Dick called Kelly and one after the jump by Big Cheese called Gimme Dat Bacon. Enjoy.
Related:
Miss NeNe - Teddy (Female Version Of Becky)
Plies - Becky Video
Plies - Becky
Freeway - Free Money Conglomerate/We Run This
That beat is mean! Very Roc-A-Fella. You know what made me laugh?? When Jakk Frost said "My slugs turns you to faggots, make boys jump on top of boys." I'm not sure if that's a hot line or a wack line, but either way it was funny to me lol.
I'm not feeling this one so much. Don't look like Cash Money is offering up much "Free Money" to Freeway.
Thursday Billboard Update - 9/24/09
A lot of action going on on the Hot 100 this week. Jay-Z and Drake dominate this week in a major way. Jay's Run This Town with Kanye West and Rihanna shows no signs of slowing down as it moves to a new high at #2. At #5 is Empire State Of Mind with Alicia Keys which sold 205,000 in digital downloads over the past week (shout out to Lil Mama lol). Drake makes his first dent with Forever featuring Kanye, Lil Wayne, and Eminem starting out at #8.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Jay-Z - Blueprint 3 (1-1)
2. Whitney Houston - I Look To You (3-2)
3. Muse - The Resistance (3)
4. KiD CuDi - Man On The Moon: The End Of Days (4)
5. Miley Cyrus - The Time Of Our Lives (2-5)
6. Drake - So Far Gone EP (6)
7. Lil Boosie - Superbad: The Return Of Boosie Bad Azz (7)
8. Taylor Swift - Fearless (10-8)
9. Kings of Leon - Only By The Night (7-9)
10. Black Eyed Peas - The E.N.D. (7-10)
- Trick Daddy's Finally Famous checks in at #34 with 13,300 sold. I'm not sure what label he's on right now but we need to get him on a real label that will actually attempt to promote his project.
- The New Boyz's debut Skinny Jeanz & A Mic (which I didn't even know came out) comes in at #56 with a pathetic 9,800 records sold. Its a wrap for these niggas.
- KRS-One and Buckshot's album dropped last today also and it opens up at #62 with 8,600 sold.
- Q-Tip's Kamaal The Abstract (had no idea this existed) starts at #77 with 6,500 sold.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling (1-1)
2. Jay-Z - Run This Town (4-2)
3. Jay Sean - Down (2-3)
4. Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me (6-4)
5. Jay-Z - Empire State Of Mind (50-5)
6. Miley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A. (3-6)
7. Lady GaGa - Paparazzi (18-7)
8. Drake - Forever (8)
9. Kings Of Leon - Use Somebody (5-9)
10. Jason Rulo - Whatcha Say (7-10)
- Drake's Successful with Trey Songz see's a sizeable jump for the 1st time in a few week as it goes 48-17 this past week.
- Beyonce's Sweet Dreams is up 15 spots 33-18.
- Drake has another new debut this week with I'm Going In featuring Lil Wayne and Young Jeezy at #40. I could've sworn this was Jeezy's song since it was on his Trappin' Ain't Dead mixtape but whatever.
- Jay-Z's Young Forever debuted at #75 last week and then proceeded to soar 34 spots to #41 this week.
- Leona Lewis is back on the charts this week as Happy debuts at #50.
- KiD CuDi joins the action at #59 with Pursuit Of Happiness (Nightmare).
- LMFAO's La La La debuts at #61. That girl with the piercing in her chest from Real World Cancun is in the video if you didn't know.
- New artist Ester Dean takes her track Drop It Low with Chris brown 31 spots north to #63 this week.
- Mariah Carey's I Want To Know What Love Is comes in at #66. I wonder how Nick Cannon feels about this song??
- The Black Eyed Peas' Meet Me Halfway debuts at #75.
DMX & Ja Rule Squash Beef??
That's wassup because I really don't know why they were beefing in the first place. Rule was always like a baby X so I don't know why X caught feelings over it years later.
Now that this is over we just gotta get X in a picture with Jay-Z. Luda, make it happen! lol.
(Side note, Foxy's tits look amazing!)
September 23, 2009
Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition
Wow, Jay-Z's stock in the Nets just shrunk by A LOT. Before he probably owned like 6 or 7%, now he owns like 0.0781%. If shit wasn't going so well for Hov he'd probably be pissed off. Instead he'll be on Oprah tomorrow. Even when he loses he still wins lol.
Of course this all means LeBron is definitely NOT leaving Cleveland after this season. Book it.
2) $100K Offer For Jordan-Russell Charity Rematch
Michael Jordan vs. Bryon Russell?? Who wants to see that?? What evidence is there to make me believe that Russell has gotten so much better in his old age that he could now take on Jordan?? I rather see them use the money to try to get a Jordan-Kobe one-on-one game or a Jordan-LeBron. There's any number of match-ups I'd rather see over Jordan-Russell, sorry.
3) Ocho Cinco Brings Back The CB List
The list is now officially called Dulce Venganza (Sweet Revenge) and he's out to get revenge for his poor play from a year ago. Next up on the list is Ike Taylor and William Gay as the Steelers head into Cincy this weekend. We'll see what happens, but there's no way the Bengals win this game and the Steelers will make them kiss the baby.
4) Marion Barber Practices
The media is only allowed to be at practice for the first 20 minutes so we don't really know how much he ended up doing, but at least he attempted to go. I'm not really worried about this though because it doesn't seem too serious and shouldn't keep him out too long so no need to rush him back when we have Felix Jones and Tashard Choice waiting in the wing.
INN: Goonette Sorority!
First off, I wanna applaud Plies for truly doing something that no other rapper has thought of in starting a sorority. That's actually a pretty tight idea. Unfortunately good ideas can go awry when placed in the wrong hands and in this case those hands belong to the smartest ignorant person alive aka Plies.
Seriously, a goonette sorority?? That's just retarded. Its actually sort of an oxymoron because higher education and the goonette lifestyle are on opposite ends of the spectrum. And I don't know if Plies heard Chris Rock talk about it, but the stripper myth is just that, a myth. Most of them hoes...no, the vast majority of them hoes are NOT in college. They're trying to graduate to porn, not to law school.
I am intrigued to hear what the requirements to join are going to be. Is there going to be a certain baby daddy-to-baby ratio members will have to meet?? Or maybe actually being pregnant at the time you plague?? How about bullet and stab wounds, will they give you more status amongst your fellow goonettes?? Would weave be required?? What about white heels?? Tattoos (mainly neck, thigh, and titty)?? How would baby daddy's in jail factor in?? Maybe even jail time you did??
So many questions, so much comedy, so few answers. Shout out to Florida Gulf Coast University for potentinally becoming a laughing stock for more than just being Florida Gulf Coast University lol.
(Oh, and if you care to watch part 2, you can click here.)
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Plies - Becky Video
Plies - Becky
Snoop Dogg - That's Tha Homie
Fuck what niggas talking about, this shit goes hard. Had it come out in like 2003 or 2004 it would've been HUGE, but its still hot now. I mean I wanna not like it, but the shit is jammin' so I can't front.
This is probably be on Snoopy's 10th studio album Malice N Wonderland which is slated for a December 8th release. You can catch the mp3 after the jump.
Lil Boosie Sentenced To 2 Years In Prison
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Drake - Forever (feat. Kanye West, Lil Wayne, & Eminem) Video
Dope video! I don't know if it was because of the highlights or what, but the song sounded better with the video going. Maybe I just underrated the song because Kanye and Wayne's verses were better than I remember (mainly Kanye because I had his verse ranked last before). And I know I gave hottest verse to Drake when this dropped, but I'm gonna take that back and give it to Shady. He really takes the track to another level with his verse. Shout out to Slaughterhouse holding down the background for Em too.
Here's my only question: Did Lil Wayne shoot his verse on the Always Strapped video yet?? The 2 look awfully similar. Its not a bad or good thing either way, just wondering.
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Drake - Forever (feat. Kanye West, Lil Wayne, & Eminem)
Marion Barber Reportly 50-50, Hopes To Play Monday Night
If the Cowboys were gonna suffer an injury at any position right now, RB is the safest because we have plenty depth behind Marion (pause) in Felix Jones and Tashard Choice. Not to mention we lead the league in rushing for a year. I'm just praying Felix won't get hurt too.
(Side note: Going back to Marion for a second, on this whole nickname thing, are we going with "Marion The Barbarian" the literal spelling or "Marion The Barberian" which incorporates his last name?? The Cowboys brain trust needs to huddle up and get that problem smoothed out for me.)
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September 22, 2009
This Week In Flops 9/22/09
Plies - Becky Video
I didn't think Becky could get any funnier. WRONG! Subtract dirty version, add clean version, add video, and you have unintentional comedy at its best. This has to be the only track that sounds better clean than dirty... well not better, just funnier. I love how Plies didn't even bother trying to rhyme some of the parts that had to be re-worded (See beginning of second verse). His ignorant legend only grows from here lol.
Shout out to all the white people who agreed to participate in this video lol.
Related:
Plies - Becky
Miss NeNe - Teddy (Female Version Of Becky)
Who Gon' Hunt Chris Brown Tonight??
LMAO! Another classic for my nigga Affion! We all know he can do Jay-Z, but damn, his Chris Brown is crisp as fuck! From the look to the lisp-plagued singing voice, Affion had the shit down. Much props to the man for this.
Now, I bet most of you didn't know this, he actually did another spoof just last week of Jay-Z and Kanye's Hate off BP3. It was an apology to Taylor Swift and it is after the jump.
Smart move to put this effect on the video because he looks JUST like Kanye when its on lol.
Plaxico Begins Bullshit 2 Year Sentence Today
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September 21, 2009
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: LauraDore.com Is Live!
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Mos Def Defends Kanye With Some Real Talk
Now THAT'S some real ass talk right there. At the end of the day, it was still mostly staged, but people have taken this way too far. I mean WAAAAAAAAAY too far. Shouts to Mos for standing up for his people.
The Powers Of The CYST Again Prove Too Strong
Now, I know there are a lot of 35 year-old-plus white guys, still seething about Tom Brady's stink job earlier (because seriously, who loves Tom Brady more than over 35 white men??), who are now looking for their favorite person to blame for all the football world's ills (aka Terrell Owens) to let some steam off and blame for the Cowboys loss. This I know (mainly because while 35 years-plus white guys love Tom Brady, they absolutely HATE T.O.). BUT unfortunately for them, T.O. is no longer in town, but guess what is?? That's right, the CYST!
Lets go ahead and take a look at a few of the similarities between the Yankees and Cowboys that make the CYST what it is:
- Both teams built new billion dollar stadiums for their 2009 seasons.
- Both teams lost the finale in their old stadium.
- Both teams missed the playoffs in 2008.
- Both teams built their stadiums with major flows.
- Both teams won their first exhibition game in their new stadiums.
- Both teams lost the first official game in their new stadiums.
(Side note: Why wasn't I informed we traded Tony Romo for Jake Delhomme during the week leading up to this game? Oh, we didn't? That was really Tony Romo out there tonight?? Really???)
Related:
The Video Board Wins! The CYST Is Born!!
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 2
Yankees Open New Stadium With A Loss
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