LMAO! This shit is wild homo, but its still funny as fuck! Kimmel is stupid and I may just check for this Kevin Nealon DVD after this video. I guess a sex tape really is the best promotion lol.
September 30, 2009
The Best Way To Promote Something...
Daniel Merriweather - Impossible
Here's something you may not have known about me: I'm a Daniel Merriweather fan! He made one of my favorite songs of the entire year of 2007 with Stop Me from Mark Ronson's album Version. This track is very dope and its off his 2nd album Love and War. I fucks with the kid!
Royce Da 5'9" - October 20th
Just in case you couldn't put it together October 20th is the date Street Hop is dropping. I hope you did get it though because he said it at the end of the video as well. Hot shit though.
Cam'ron - La Bamba (feat. Vado)
What kinda straggly looking goatee was that?? I had a cleaner looking goatee than that in middle school lol. And who was that lame looking dude with the 5x too big hat on?? Niggas still doing that?? I mean it was never cool, but in 2009 it definitely shouldn't be.
The song was decent though, I just need that Killa Season 2 some time before this year is up.
Consequence - Whatever U Want (feat. Kanye West & John Legend) Video
A bit low budget for a video involving Kanye West right? I mean wow, this was amazingly tame. Didn't even look like they used a real crazy to shit, looked more like digital camera footage to me. Oh well, like Kanye probably said, "its just for Consequence, fuck it." lol.
Freeway - The Beat Made Me Do It
I totally fucks with this track. It sure is a damn shame he decided to sign his career away with Cash Money.
Mike Vick Signs Endorsement Deal With Nike
Nike will probably get a little bad press for this, but who cares, they're Nike. There's not enough people who wear Nike who will actually care enough to boycott them for this move. Now if Vick signed with Whole Foods or something then I'd be worried lol.
50 Cent Rushed To The Hospital
Blah blah blah, you probably already saw these videos, but I had to document them on the website since I took an unofficial day off yesterday.
This nigga 50 man, dude is CRAZY! I love it though lol. Not sure why he's still concerning himself with Fat Joe, but the shit is still mad funny.
But wait, there's more!
Mavericks, Bobcats Get New Uniforms
These Mavs jerseys are essentially blue versions of their Diddy designed green alternatives. No big deal here.
Check out the Bobcats' new and improved uniforms after the jump.
Bill Simmons' RW/RR Challenge Fantasy Draft
I'm thinking about tracking their fantasy draft progress here on the website. Really, I just wish I thought of it first and did it with some of my friends lol.
Random News Shit: Hip-Hop News Edition
Is there any clearer indicator that you blew all your money than getting in a ring to fight?? I feel bad for X because he was one of the biggest rappers of all-time and its not like he was out flossing and spending his dollars on material shit. Now, he wasn't exactly donating it to charity either, but I still feel bad for him. Plus, if he gets his ass whupped there's no coming back Hip-Hop. Oh well, its better than hearing he's fighting another charge so I'll take it lol.
Tiger Woods Becomes First Billion Dollar Athlete
Forbes has been tracking athlete earnings since before Tiger turned pro. Woods had earned a cumulative $895 million going into 2009, by our estimates, from prize money, appearance fees, endorsements, bonuses and his golf course design business. If you add his $10.5 million in 2009 prize money, the FedEx bonus and his take so far this year from his more than $100 million in annual off-the-course earnings, Woods' career earnings are now 10 figures. Via Forbes.com
Random News Shit: NFL Edition
This pisses me off because Felix is so fuckin' good, but he just can't seem to not be hurt. Last year it was a hamstring and that turned into a toe and that turned into injured reserve. Week 1 in Tampa he tweaked his quad and now his he strained a ligament in his knee. Its so frustrating! Felix giveth and then he taketh away. I hope MBIII will be good to go Sunday. I mean Tashard can definitely carry the load either way, but MB is a better blocker and short yardage back.
Random News Shit: NBA Edition
He's just playing 5-on-5's right now, but the way it was seeming last year I didn't know if he'd even be ready for the beginning of the season. Well not it looks like he is and now he's just trying to get his timing back. We'll see if that bad knee can hold up for 82 games. I have my doubts.
Bad Boy Goes To Interscope
If you hadn't heard, its official, Diddy has left Atlantic and moved his Bad Boy Records to Interscope. I wonder if this had anything to do with them cutting ties with Charles Hamilton?? Probably not, but you never know.
And since Game was in the video, I'm glad he realized he was gaining ZERO traction dissing Jay-Z. He was actually moving in reverse lol.
This Week In Flops 9/29/09
Before I get into the album sales shit I just wanted to acknowledge how hot this Mariah album cover is! What's better than 2 perfectly shaped titties?? SIX perfectly shaped titties! Powerful, extremely powerful.
Anyway, MC is looking for another #1 and there's no doubt in my mind she's gonna get it. 1) She's going up against basically nobody and 2) her album is dropping a decent amount of weeks after Blueprint 3. Now the only thing left to be determined is how much this new album is gonna sell as it grabs that top spot. I don't think its gonna do more than E=MC²'s first week numbers (463,000), but its Mariah so I'm sure it won't be too far off. I'm going with 350-425k.
September 28, 2009
Random News Shit: NFL Edition
And at this point you have to wonder if he's done for his career because this is far from his first injury. Its kinda sad because I've never heard one bad thing about they guy.
Now the question is where does this leave the Dolphins?? The Chad Henne era is now under way so we can see what the kid has to offer. After he got that first interception out of his system, he didn't look half bad and led his team on a touchdown drive. This might turn out to be a good thing because Henne may be able to open up the passing game a bit more than Pennington could. I mean at the end of the day the Dolphins still have the hardest schedule in the league so I'm not expecting much from them either way.
Why???: Seattle Seahawks New Puke Green Jerseys
I HATE when teams take a single color that's a small piece of their overall color scheme and try to make whole uniforms out of it. It only works with black or white and never when the color is 1990s Nickelodeon slime green. I mean I miss the 90s Nickelodeon as much as the next man, but they took the shit too far.
September 27, 2009
What The Hell Is Rick Ross Talking About??
Huh?? I don't even know what that means. Rappers man, rappers...
Lil Duval Interview On Thisis50.com
I been fuckin' with Lil Duval since he was still going by Roland Powell! What does that get me?? Probably nothing, but just putting it out there lol.
Check him out on Twitter for real, he's one of the reason I finally decided to join. His shit is HILARIOUS!
Open Letter to Alicia Keys By Mashonda
Tim Tebow: Hurt & Hospitalized
Anyway, the culprit in this situation is Taylor Wyndham. He's the one who hit Tebow and drove the back of his head into Marcus Gilbert's knee. He knows he's going to hell now, right?? Oh okay, just checking lol.
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Saigon - Aye Aye Aye
Everything is fine EXCEPT this wack ass hook. Who wrote that?? I pray it wasn't Saigon but who really knows at this point?? Extremely weak shit there lol.
Melanie Fiona - It Kills Me
I fucks with Melanie! This song is awfully hot too. Her debut album The Bridge drops November 3rd.
September 26, 2009
NFL Winners & Losers: Week 3
Yeah you damn right a got a game with a 0-2 team at #1, sue me.
Anyway, look for Tony Romo to have an awesome bounce back game this week. After all his worst games he always seems to come back strong the next game. Example: On Christmas Day 2006, the Cowboys played the Eagles and Romo completed just 14 of his 29 passes for a measly 142 yards and 2 picks. The next week, he went 23 for 32 for 321 yards and 2 TDs. Of course they lost both games, but at least it wasn't Romo's fault they lost. It was the last game of the season and they had nothing to play for.
Besides, what's being lost in all this "Romo isn't good enough" talk is that after 3 picks we only lost by 2 on a Giants' field goal as time expired. We'll be fine. Cowboys winners, Panthers losers.
(By the way, how insulting is it that everybody is referring to Carolina's Steve Smith as "the real Steve Smith"?? I mean fuck the Giants, but damn, their Steve Smith is a person too lol.)
September 25, 2009
'Miracle' Pre-Game Speech Performed By 4 Year-Old
I hate kids for the most part, but this is so gangsta! If I had a kid I'd make them preform monologues from my favorite movies too. Then again, all my favorite movies are a bit vulgar for a child to quote. Whatever, this kid is the next Leonardo DiCaprio out this bitch! lol.
Anyway, here's the original performance of the pre-game speech from "Miracle" by Kurt Russell.
Fiend - Knees Deep
Just the other day Twitter had up a "#whateverhappenedto" trending topic and one of the "tweets" I posted was about those old No Limit soldiers. Well its good to hear from at least one of those guys. I always liked Fiend. Of course Mystikal was my favorite, but I fucked with Fiend too. I like this track right here and I hope my man is thinking come back because I know Master P ain't still breaking bread any of them niggas.
September 24, 2009
Becky Parodies!
I got 2 for you! The first by Yung Dick called Kelly and one after the jump by Big Cheese called Gimme Dat Bacon. Enjoy.
Freeway - Free Money Conglomerate/We Run This
That beat is mean! Very Roc-A-Fella. You know what made me laugh?? When Jakk Frost said "My slugs turns you to faggots, make boys jump on top of boys." I'm not sure if that's a hot line or a wack line, but either way it was funny to me lol.
Thursday Billboard Update - 9/24/09
A lot of action going on on the Hot 100 this week. Jay-Z and Drake dominate this week in a major way. Jay's Run This Town with Kanye West and Rihanna shows no signs of slowing down as it moves to a new high at #2. At #5 is Empire State Of Mind with Alicia Keys which sold 205,000 in digital downloads over the past week (shout out to Lil Mama lol). Drake makes his first dent with Forever featuring Kanye, Lil Wayne, and Eminem starting out at #8.
DMX & Ja Rule Squash Beef??
That's wassup because I really don't know why they were beefing in the first place. Rule was always like a baby X so I don't know why X caught feelings over it years later.
Now that this is over we just gotta get X in a picture with Jay-Z. Luda, make it happen! lol.
(Side note, Foxy's tits look amazing!)
September 23, 2009
Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition
Wow, Jay-Z's stock in the Nets just shrunk by A LOT. Before he probably owned like 6 or 7%, now he owns like 0.0781%. If shit wasn't going so well for Hov he'd probably be pissed off. Instead he'll be on Oprah tomorrow. Even when he loses he still wins lol.
Of course this all means LeBron is definitely NOT leaving Cleveland after this season. Book it.
INN: Goonette Sorority!
First off, I wanna applaud Plies for truly doing something that no other rapper has thought of in starting a sorority. That's actually a pretty tight idea. Unfortunately good ideas can go awry when placed in the wrong hands and in this case those hands belong to the smartest ignorant person alive aka Plies.
Seriously, a goonette sorority?? That's just retarded. Its actually sort of an oxymoron because higher education and the goonette lifestyle are on opposite ends of the spectrum. And I don't know if Plies heard Chris Rock talk about it, but the stripper myth is just that, a myth. Most of them hoes...no, the vast majority of them hoes are NOT in college. They're trying to graduate to porn, not to law school.
Snoop Dogg - That's Tha Homie
Fuck what niggas talking about, this shit goes hard. Had it come out in like 2003 or 2004 it would've been HUGE, but its still hot now. I mean I wanna not like it, but the shit is jammin' so I can't front.
This is probably be on Snoopy's 10th studio album Malice N Wonderland which is slated for a December 8th release. You can catch the mp3 after the jump.
Lil Boosie Sentenced To 2 Years In Prison
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Drake - Forever (feat. Kanye West, Lil Wayne, & Eminem) Video
Dope video! I don't know if it was because of the highlights or what, but the song sounded better with the video going. Maybe I just underrated the song because Kanye and Wayne's verses were better than I remember (mainly Kanye because I had his verse ranked last before). And I know I gave hottest verse to Drake when this dropped, but I'm gonna take that back and give it to Shady. He really takes the track to another level with his verse. Shout out to Slaughterhouse holding down the background for Em too.
Here's my only question: Did Lil Wayne shoot his verse on the Always Strapped video yet?? The 2 look awfully similar. Its not a bad or good thing either way, just wondering.
Marion Barber Reportly 50-50, Hopes To Play Monday Night
If the Cowboys were gonna suffer an injury at any position right now, RB is the safest because we have plenty depth behind Marion (pause) in Felix Jones and Tashard Choice. Not to mention we lead the league in rushing for a year. I'm just praying Felix won't get hurt too.
September 22, 2009
This Week In Flops 9/22/09
Plies - Becky Video
I didn't think Becky could get any funnier. WRONG! Subtract dirty version, add clean version, add video, and you have unintentional comedy at its best. This has to be the only track that sounds better clean than dirty... well not better, just funnier. I love how Plies didn't even bother trying to rhyme some of the parts that had to be re-worded (See beginning of second verse). His ignorant legend only grows from here lol.
Shout out to all the white people who agreed to participate in this video lol.
Who Gon' Hunt Chris Brown Tonight??
LMAO! Another classic for my nigga Affion! We all know he can do Jay-Z, but damn, his Chris Brown is crisp as fuck! From the look to the lisp-plagued singing voice, Affion had the shit down. Much props to the man for this.
Now, I bet most of you didn't know this, he actually did another spoof just last week of Jay-Z and Kanye's Hate off BP3. It was an apology to Taylor Swift and it is after the jump.
Plaxico Begins Bullshit 2 Year Sentence Today
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September 21, 2009
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: LauraDore.com Is Live!
Mos Def Defends Kanye With Some Real Talk
Now THAT'S some real ass talk right there. At the end of the day, it was still mostly staged, but people have taken this way too far. I mean WAAAAAAAAAY too far. Shouts to Mos for standing up for his people.
The Powers Of The CYST Again Prove Too Strong
Now, I know there are a lot of 35 year-old-plus white guys, still seething about Tom Brady's stink job earlier (because seriously, who loves Tom Brady more than over 35 white men??), who are now looking for their favorite person to blame for all the football world's ills (aka Terrell Owens) to let some steam off and blame for the Cowboys loss. This I know (mainly because while 35 years-plus white guys love Tom Brady, they absolutely HATE T.O.). BUT unfortunately for them, T.O. is no longer in town, but guess what is?? That's right, the CYST!
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