INN: Goonette Sorority!

First off, I wanna applaud Plies for truly doing something that no other rapper has thought of in starting a sorority. That's actually a pretty tight idea. Unfortunately good ideas can go awry when placed in the wrong hands and in this case those hands belong to the smartest ignorant person alive aka Plies.

Seriously, a goonette sorority?? That's just retarded. Its actually sort of an oxymoron because higher education and the goonette lifestyle are on opposite ends of the spectrum. And I don't know if Plies heard Chris Rock talk about it, but the stripper myth is just that, a myth. Most of them hoes...no, the vast majority of them hoes are NOT in college. They're trying to graduate to porn, not to law school.

I am intrigued to hear what the requirements to join are going to be. Is there going to be a certain baby daddy-to-baby ratio members will have to meet?? Or maybe actually being pregnant at the time you plague?? How about bullet and stab wounds, will they give you more status amongst your fellow goonettes?? Would weave be required?? What about white heels?? Tattoos (mainly neck, thigh, and titty)?? How would baby daddy's in jail factor in?? Maybe even jail time you did??

So many questions, so much comedy, so few answers. Shout out to Florida Gulf Coast University for potentinally becoming a laughing stock for more than just being Florida Gulf Coast University lol.

(Oh, and if you care to watch part 2, you can click here.)

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