Idiocracy 101: Terrelle Pryor Should Just Not Talk

If this was slavery this dumb nigga would've got us all killed. He's not helping the Michael Vick cause at all. I don't know if you heard, but Ohio State starting QB Terrelle Pryor had "VICK" on his eyeblack during Saturday's barely won game. That wasn't the problem though, his explanation for it is. Take the stage Terrelle:

"I just feel he made his mistake, and I think he just needs more support," he said. "Not everybody is the perfect person in the world. Everyone does -- kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me. I just feel that people need to give him a chance." Via Jay-Mariotti.FanHouse.com

Damn, this man is one Pryor you don't want grabbing the mic. Everyone kills people and steals?? What the fuck?? I know dude is only 20, but fuck, how stupid can you be?? Nigga just go sit in the corner, you fuckin' it up for all of us right now.