Why???: Seattle Seahawks New Puke Green Jerseys

What the fuck Seattle?? How could anybody be expected to win in these horrendous uniforms?? Seriously, whose idea was this?? That person should have as much job security as Jim Zorn right about now.

I HATE when teams take a single color that's a small piece of their overall color scheme and try to make whole uniforms out of it. It only works with black or white and never when the color is 1990s Nickelodeon slime green. I mean I miss the 90s Nickelodeon as much as the next man, but they took the shit too far.

Hopefully the ownership in Seattle will see the error of their ways and scrap these jerseys like Mark Cuban did with those Diddy-cira-1998 shimmery platinum Mavericks jerseys from 2003.