May 31, 2009
Eminem Gets Teabagged By Bruno!
Man, man, man! If you missed the MTV Movie Awards... well you were actually pretty smart because it was a bad show overall BUT there was one part worth talking about. Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno teabagging Eminem live on TV! That shit was so crazy! And I was sitting there wondering why they had Eminem performing so early on in the show. MTV knew Em would totally leave after that bit and not perform so they got him out of the way and then sonned him. My homie Big Butta says Nick Cannon was behind the whole thing lol.
And to anyone who thinks Eminem was in on that gag is a moron and obviously never saw Borat. Plus, did you see how pissed Em was?? He did a good job in 8 Mile but he ain't that good of an actor lol. I feel bad for Em, he lost big time tonight.
On another note, how sad was it that MTV gave every award to Twilight and High School Musical 3?? I mean seriously, I thought I was watching the Kids Choice Awards for a minute.
Bow Wow - Pole In My Basement Video
This song is terrible, but the video is glorious. This would've been an ideal video to do in POV (that would've made this video classic), but still big ups to Bow for the great video!
Anybody know who the chick is in the video?? Hit me up in the comments if you do and much respect will be given.
The Bravest Woman In The WORLD!
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Nadal Ousted From French Open!
Of course this now opens the door for Roger Federer who has never won a French Open, being denied by Rafael the past few years. Maybe he finally wins one this year. He's GOT to be the favorite right now. Welp, we shall see.
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Breaking News: The LeBron James Puppet Just Choked To Death
Anyway, here's a couple classic, in-game "tweets" from ESPN.com's Bill Simmons:
"Mike Brown at halftime: 'On defense I want you to keep leaving their 3-point shooters wide-open. On offense, let's not run plays. Let's go!'"
"I have a legal question: can LeBron sue Mike Brown for coaching negligence in this series? Is there a legal precedent?"
Oh well, I'm just happy that all those Kobe/LeBron commercials are officially a thing of the past, especially the puppets commercial in which I hated the most.
Finals start this Thursday in L.A. at 9pm on ABC. A write up on the Lakers/Magic (aka Disneyland vs. Disney World) series coming soon.
May 30, 2009
Lil Crack's Day With Dad
I felt like watching more cartoon vids so I had to go check my dudes at BEP out! They never fail me. Ever!
Spectacular Cartoon Parody
LMAO! Props to these dudes for whipping this shit together so fast! This was actually up 2 days ago. That's crazy! Show some love to B.Y.O.U. on YouTube.
There's another cool Charles Hamilton parody after the jump too so check that out.
Victim is lucky this Pretty Ricky nigga came along and failed harder than him. He should send that nigga a gift basket or something. Then again one thing might lead to another... yeah, you know lol.
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Worse Failure: Charles Hamilton Vs. Jazmine Sullivan
Rick Ross - Deeper Than Rap (Lost Intro)
One of the downsides of Deeper Than Rap was that it had no intro, but now that we know it did and they just decided to not included, it just confirms all of our thoughts that Ross is a dumb ass. Either that or him saying "we got millions of power" at the beginning lol.
Jeremih - Birthday Sex Video
Its nice to see the labels are listening to the smartest musical mind since the 90s (aka ME!) because this is the exact video I described in my rant last week. Next time I'll charge for the push lol.
Anyway, its gonna be interesting to see how his lead girl being white is gonna play with black women. We all know black women HATE to see black men with white women. (Note: I have no idea if she's really white or not, but she's definitely not black lol.)
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Day26 - Stadium Music Video
Pretty neat little video. Would've been cooler if it was actually done in a stadium though. You know, like those videos that used to be popular back in the day where the artist(s) performed live and they put it out as a video?? I think the last one done was Jay-Z's Encore lol.
Kobe Puppets Punches Its Ticket To The Finals
Anyway, on the strength of Kobe's 35 and 10, the Lakers are now in the big dance and now we're waiting on either Dwight or LeBron. Which puppet will it be?? I can honestly see it going either way. I could definitely see the LeBrons taking game 6 tonight and forcing a game 7 back in Cleveland. At the same time, I could see the Magic ending it all tonight. I'm confused. I'm just tired of these dumbass puppet commercials!!!
Yankees Take 1st Lead In AL East Since 2006
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May 29, 2009
LeBron Puppet Lives To Annoy Another Day
LeBron needed all of his 37, 14, and 12 to take this game (Note to LeBron: You score 40 you lose, you score 30 you win, recognize that). Though 'Bron completely took over in the 4th quarter, Mo Williams finally showed he was still alive by hitting six 3's and racking up 24 points. Daniel Gibson's 11 off the bench was key also (and to think the alleged "Coach of the Year" didn't even have him in the rotation 2 games ago). We'll see if they can show up again Saturday and force a game 7. I know they can do it, the question is just will they?
On another note, did you see all the stars out at the game tonight?? Shit looked like L.A. with all the big names in the Q. Jay-Z, Ben Roethlisberger, A-Rod, CC, Brady Quinn, they were all in the building.
Last thing I wanted to say was this: Note to white people, jerseys aren't meant to be worn with button-ups and polo shirts. I saw so many white people just straight violating at the game tonight lol.
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May 28, 2009
Dr. Pepper Commercial Debuts Detox
As many of you know, I gave up on Detox long ago so I'm not like the rest of these people wondering and speculating about its arrival. Anyway, this was a small taste of what you can expect to hear on Detox one of these years when it comes out. Impressed?? I'm not really but maybe this extra short snippet will grow on me when this commercial starts airing on June 1st.
Jerry Jones Opens The Doors To Cowboys Stadium
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Slaughterhouse Announced Album & Tour
They don't come out and say it in this video, but the album is on schedule to drop July 7th. I don't know how realistic that is seeing that it's damn near June and the album doesn't even have a title, let alone a single. Either way I'll be patiently waiting whenever it drops.
Check out Slaughterhouse behind the scenes of this video after the jump.
Fabolous - Throw It In The Bag (feat. The-Dream) Video
Damn my boo Claudia Jordan is so sexy! Oh, my bad, Claudia Stevens, the thief lol. Anyway, if the dude looking at the surveillance cameras wasn't so being studying Fabolous, they might've caught Claudia stealing earlier on in the video. That would've been a win/win for me because I'm loving the look of Claudia handcuffed and would've loved to see more of it lol.
Fabolous - It's My Time (feat. Jeremih) Video
Not bad, not bad. Kudos to Fab for not doing what's expecting and getting Akon to be on this shit because just about everybody else would have. Hell, I ever thought about how Akon's voice would've sounded on this beat that was tailor made for his vocals lol. Plus, if this Birthday Sex shit keeps up, having Jeremih on a track this summer could do wonders for Loso.
What Jew Know About That?
Dude is Jewish too?? Damn, how many Hip-Hop barriers is Drake gonna break?? First off, he's Canadian. Second, he was an actor and a Nickelodeon show (ask Kel Mitchell and Nick Cannon about how that crossover turned out). And now we know he's Jewish! Three broken barriers by one guy! I'm impressed.
The-Dream - Walking On The Moon (feat. Kanye West) Video
Umm okay. I don't even know what to say about this video.
Thursday Billboard Update - 5/28/09
I know you're all shocked, but Eminem's Relapse is this weeks #1 album! Em's first album in 5 years moves a whopping 608,244 copies in its first week in stores. That is easily the highest selling album thus far in 2009. Elsewhere in the top 10, Method Man & Redman's long awaited sophomore album Blackout! 2 comes in at #4 with a nice 63,165 sold. Down at #6 is Busta Rhymes's follow up to 2006's Big Bang, Back On My B.S. which shifts 59,079.
Three in, three out in the top 10 this week. The three ousted were 3OH!3's Don't Trust Me (7-14), Flo Rida's Sugar (8-17), and Soulja Boy's Kiss Me Thru The Phone (10-23). Those three are replaced by Glee Cast's Don't Stop Believin' (4), Linkin Park's New Divine (6), and Katy Perry's Waking Up In Vegas (13-10). Also, now that American Idol is over, the winner Kris Allen and runner-up Adam Lambert debuted a bunch of tracks as did David Cook and David Archuleta this time last year. Nine tracks in total, 5 for Allen, 4 for Lambert.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Eminem - Relapse (1)
2. Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown (1-2)
3. Kenny Chesney - Greatest Hits II (3)
4. Method Man & Redman - Blackout! 2 (4)
5. Dane Cook - ISolated INcident (5)
6. Busta Rhymes - Back On My B.S. (6)
7. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana: The Movie sdtk (2-7)
8. Lady GaGa - The Fame (4-8)
9. Tori Amos - Abnormally Attracted To Sin (9)
10. Kate Voegele - A Fine Mess (10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (1-1)
2. Lady GaGa - Poker Face (2-2)
3. Jamie Foxx - Blame It (3-3)
4. Glee Cast - Don't Stop Believin' (4)
5. Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) (4-5)
6. Linkin Park - New Divine (6)
7. KiD CuDi - Day N Nite (5-7)
8. Beyonce - Halo (6-8)
9. Jeremih - Birthday Sex (9-9)
10. Katy Perry - Waking Up In Vegas (13-10)
Epic Deal In Jay-Z's Future??
Well according to Billboard.com, Hovito is close to a deal to take his Roc Nation label to Epic Records.
Jay-Z is close to signing a deal that will bring his future recordings to Sony, Billboard sources confirm. The deal -- which will link Jay-Z's Roc Nation releases with Sony's Epic Records for distribution -- "is 95% complete" according to people familiar with the ongoing negotiations. A formal announcement is expected in the coming weeks.
I'm gonna be honest, I don't give a shit what label Jay is on, I just want that fuckin' Blueprint 3 album! If signing with Epic will help that happen, then I'm all for it, but if it won't think fuck 'em.
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Lakers Take Game 5 & 3-2 Series Lead
The Lakers finally got something from Derek Fisher and Shannon Brown gave some very useful minutes in the 3rd and 4th quarters (including that monster dunk on Birdman), but the biggest piece was Lamar Odom. Odom gave his team 19 and 14 off the bench for what was easily his best game of the series.
Welp, game 6 is Friday night so maybe Kobe punches his ticket to the NBA Finals in his favorite state, Colorado. Can't wait for tomorrow night's LeBrons/Magic game 5!
May 27, 2009
Three Eminem Freestyles With Tim Westwood
This is actually a continuation of this Eminem/Tim Westwood video I posted last week. Em kills it so if you haven't seen/heard it, I suggest you take a few minutes to the side and hit play.
Em murders this whole thing! Even that corny hook they made up before arriving was kinda enjoyable lol. I'm still hoping to not hear any of these verses on Relapse 2 lol.
Andy Milonakis - Zumbie
I'm not gonna lie, this shit isn't just funny, but also kinda jammin' too lol. I never liked Andy's show, but this shit is dope.
K. Michelle - Self Made (feat. Trina)
Anyway, the promo CD with the single and it's instrumental (which is a actually a monster) is included in the link below.
Keep Loading Up That Ammunition
I wanna see a Kobe vs. LeBron Finals as much as the next man, but these commercials debuting everyday really isn't helping the cause lol. I'm watching the Lakers/Nuggets game right now and its tied up at 76. If the Nuggets win this game I'll probably go ahead and open up the box to my Carmelo Anthony puppet.
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Bad News Coming From The Cowboys OTAs
"Tony Romo and Roy Williams are not ready for prime time. In seven-on-seven drills, they failed to connect twice. Then they had another ball fall harmlessly to the ground in team drills. They're not on the same page at all. I just wanted to throw that out there because I keep seeing all these stories about the wonderful "offseason chemistry" that's forming between the players. I haven't seen any evidence of that."
Matt Mosley is still a moron who only bashes the Cowboys because people started calling him a homer, but this first hand account is nothing to be happy about. At the same time, these are just OTAs and training camp doesn't start until the end of July. Then again, if they can't connect on 7-on-7 drills, I don't know how they'll fare once the pads come on. I can only hope Romo's chemistry with Miles Austin and Sam Hurd is better than it is with T.O.'s alleged replacement.
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Chris Brown Is Not A Monster...
... according to Chris Brown.
This nigga must be joking, right? Right?? RIGHT?? No, he's serious about trying to drop a new album?? Well he does know his career is over though, right?? Oh, he refuses to acknowledge that and rather blame "the haters" for the situation he's in?? Well I guess that makes sense. I mean he's right, he's not a monster. Rihanna beat herself up and blame him for it. CB is the real victim hear and Rihanna should be jailed! Now lets all give Chris Brown a collective hug!
GTFOH nigga!
Seriously though, this nigga is a fuckin' idiot! No one wants to hear an album from your dumbass. And I hope you're not letting Bow Wow advise your career now. Then again, that makes sense because if you drop an album your sales will look something like his last album's did lol. Just follow your man's steps and retire. Either that, or take the Pretty Ricky nigga up on his offer for some good man-on-man action lol.
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Madden NFL 10 Top Rated Players
Peyton Manning, Larry Fitzgerald, Nnamdi Asomugha, Albert Haynesworth, Ed Reed, and Troy Polamalu. That's it, that's the list.
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Amy Winehouse Launches A Clothing Line??
Ladies, have you ever found yourself thinking "Damn, I wanna look like Amy Winehouse"?? Well your dreams will be coming true soon because Ms. Winehouse is creating her own clothing and cosmetic line with PPQ.
“Yes there have been talks with Amy and we are now in the first stages of the project. The range will be all about high-end statement pieces, inspired by Amy’s style. For example, maybe a dress or an amazing piece of jewellery like a bracelet. It’s going to be distributed online, we are going to be providing all materials and doing the design, but Amy will definitely be involved in the creative process,” stated PPQ designer Amy Molyneaux.
This should be interesting at the least. I'm just hoping we can get another album before the inevitable O.D. happens.
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Idiocracy 101: Victim Hamilton Attempts To Explain His Music's Poor Sound Quality
I was checking out illseed's Rumors on AHH earlier and I saw a response Victim Hamilton sent in to ill's post yesterday that someone sent him saying Interscope hated his album. Well this is isn't his whole response, but this part was the most interesting to me. Check out Vic trying to make sense of his poor sound quality:
As far as sound quality, they don't understand it.
"This Perfect Life" was professionally mixed, but in the mastering, I did things a little bit different. Each song was ran into vinyl, before digitally remastering each vinyl-ly mastered song, before mastering the album together as a whole. So you hear actual dust from the record.
So it sounds a lot older than it really is.
Quite literally, you hear the needle drop on the record.
The point of me doing that is, the mainstream way of presenting music is getting old. Yeah I know, "Charles this mix sounds like crap." That's kinda the point. You have to LISTEN. The points I bring up with this album on every song go beyond the 30 second sound-byte of a ringtone. There are solutions to problems that we all face that need to be heard.
So we're to believe Charles Hamilton is in the studio making decisions on how he wants his msuic mixed and mastered?? Right!
Okay, even if that really is the reason his sound quality is so shitty and his music never sounds mixed, then why do it?? He acknowledges people saying his mixes sound like shit, again, then why do it?? This guy thinks the point of making music is to make the beats sound bad so they'll listen to what he's saying??
The objective of being a music artist is to garner fans and make them want to hear your music, not turn them away because you think the "point" is to make your shit sound crappy. I mean really, that's the point?? That's the most retarded logic I've heard since James Harrison turned down a trip to the White House lol. I don't get it. Why would I want to hear what you'll have to say more because your beat isn't CDQ?? I know if I turn on a track and the sound is on some 48kbps shit, I'm turning it off, not trying harder to hear what the person is saying. That's the reason Vic's tracks are so skippable and everyone thinks he's a lame. Now, I'm not saying he should do it, but he should at least consider killing himself lol. This clown is destined to be a rapper that never made it.
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Coral Smith From Real World
Seeing this video is what inspired this post because after finding it, I found this bad boy:
Love, love, love! I always loved Coral and this video is probably gonna bring her a couple notches up in my top 50 women list (a list I should actually create and post lol). She's always had the best titties to grace The Real World cameras (Svetlana's tits are a CLOSE 2nd) and this video prove it. I don't know if that's much of a compliment to a woman, but dudes get what I'm saying lol.
You know, I actually talked to Coral once on MySpace. Of course I asked her to marry me, which she declined (lol), but the memory will last a life time. Man, I wish I could find that message! lol.
Go Ahead & Open The Box Of That Dwight Howard Puppet
You know what's the worst part about these Kobe vs. LeBron commercials?? Even though it looks all but certain that that dream match-up won't happen, they're still playing them (and you can go to ESPN.com and see more ads). In fact, the debuted a new one tonight with the puppets playing one-on-one! Its fuckin' sad lol. The good part is that I'm off tomorrow so I get to hear what Skip Bayless has to say and oh boy I can't wait!
On another note, why are Lakers fans getting giddy about not having to see the LeBrons in the Finals?? First off, the Lakers aren't in the clear yet in their series either so their spot in the Finals is definitely NOT secured. Second, just like the Cavs had a hard time with beating the Magic in the regular season (Magic won the season series 2-1 including a win 29 point win on April 3rd), the Lakers had a hard time with them too. The Magic just present a lot of match-up problem for both teams. With that said, I don't know why Lakers fans are so excited about potentially playing a team that is currently destroying the best team in the league. The same team they lost to BOTH times they played this year. The better bet for the Lakers to get another ring is playing the Cavs who the Lakers actually could beat in the regular season, winning their season series 2-0. I mean, at least the Nuggets split their season series with the Magic 1-1 lol. Just something to think about before we crown the Lakers.
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Pretty Ricky Nigga Tries To Denies His Gayness
Before you press play, please forgive all the long pauses in the audio, Kendra G's fine dumb ass edited her voice out for some reason so you don't hear both sides of the conversation, you just hear him. I know, brillant.
I would take this time to talk about this nigga denies this most blatant act of homotry (I mean how you gonna say you ain't mean for dudes to see this when you 1) put it on the internet 2) CHALLENGED DUDES IN THE VIDEO), but I just wanna talk about the blank spots in the audio. What the fuck is that?? Is Kendra G's voice trademarked or something?? Why would you take your side of the conversation out?? Conversation generally don't work when there's only one person speaking, especially when the one person is speaking to another person who later decides to remove their voice from the audio like a genius. Kendra is fine and all, but I don't get this... at all.
Anyway, here's another spoof lol.
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Quite Possibly The Funniest, Gayest Shit You've Ever Seen!
May 26, 2009
Kanye Promises Jay-Z's BP3 Will Be 'Anti-Auto-Tune Album'
Check out what Kanye had to say when speaking on Jay-Z's upcoming album Blueprint 3:
"We actually removed all the songs with Auto-Tune off of his album," West said, "to make the point that this is an anti-Auto-Tune album, even though I released an album that has all Auto-Tune!"
That's all I needed to hear. Thank you Lord! I'm hoping we get some more track like Maybe and When The Money Goes on that joint!
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Boldin To Fire Agent Rosenhaus
That's right, disgruntle Cardinals receiver Anquan Boldin has informed his agent Drew Rosenhaus that he plans to fire him because of his inability to force a trade or new contract. Really?? Now this is what I don't get, why tell him you PLAN to fire him?? Why not just fire him?? What are you waiting for??
Anyway, I really don't know why he wants to fire Drew. Its not Drew's fault Arizona doesn't want to give you a better deal and its not Drew's fault the Eagles aren't willing to give up what it takes to make the trade. If Boldin wants to blame someone, he should blame Jerry Jones. That's right, Jerry muthafuckin' Jones! It was the Dallas Cowboys' owner who overpaid for mediocre receiver Roy Williams and fucked up the trade scale.
Think about it, if the Detroit Lions could get 1st, 3rd, and 5th round draft picks for a guy who's only surpassed 1,000 yards once in his 5-year career, why shouldn't the Cardinals feel they should get AT LEAST that for Boldin who's done it 4 times in 6 years (including the 2008 season where he only played in 12 games)?? See, by Jerry Jones giving up so much for Roy Williams, everybody else will be expecting the same type of deal for their receiver on the trading block. News flash though, it ain't gonna happen! There's only one Jerry Jones and nobody else is gonna be willing to give up 3 picks for a receiver unless his name is Larry Fitzgerald.
Moral of the story, blame Jerry Jones!
(On another note though, why couldn't the Cowboys just wait until the offseason to make a trade for a WR?? I much rather have given up those 3 draft picks for Anquan Boldin instead of Roy Williams. Roy could work with Romo every day until his arms fell off and I'd still rather have Anquan.)
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Mike Tyson's Daughter Dies
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T.I. - Remember Me (feat. Mary J. Blige)
T.I. FINALLY went to jail today, but that doesn't means we're gonna hear any less from him. In addition to this track below off the Paper Trail re-release Case Closed (coming some time either this summer or fall), Tip also shot a video for Hell Of A Life last week in Atlanta. Anyway, when this Remember Me track first leaked it was called "Don't Forget" but this is the official version.
Not bad. Welp, see ya in 366 Tip... but probably sooner lol.
Quite Possibly The Funniest, Gayest Shit You've Ever Seen!
Try not to die of laughter (I almost did):
LMFAO!
No words. No words.
It was only a matter of time before somebody spoofed this video. Didn't think it'd happen this fast though lol. Many more to come later I'm sure lol.
More History Made By Pres. Obama!
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Pitbull Knocks Dude Out On Stage
... and proceeds to finish performing! This video is great, you've got to see it lol.
LMAO! This shit is just so 305! I always liked Pitbull (still wished he'd actually rap more), but I have a newfound respect for him now. Not that he punched dude out with the fury of Briana Latrise (because bringing a dude on stage is kinda suspect in the first place), but because he got right back to the song he was performing like nothing even happened! That's just great lol. Big ups to Mr. 305.
EDUBB - Whooty Video
Remember I posted a video with a white girl dancing to this song back in January?? Well that song actually has a video now! (No word yet on why lol.)
Atlanta strikes again! This song is terrible (of course) but the video was great when watched on mute... well besides the nigga with the silky pigtails (not cool).
Ransom - Hell On Earth Video
Its a good thing this isn't a real music video because there's no way this make it on the air with that 9/11 footage in there. Its almost 8 years after the fact, but people are still sensitive to the subject. Overall the verse was pretty decent.
Rick Ross - Rich Off Cocaine (feat. Avery Storm) Video
Damn, Ross is treating Columbia like a 3 for 1 buffet because this is his 3rd straight video there. Anyway, this was is slightly better than All I Really Want and is 1000x better than Cigar Music. Maybe Ricky will come back to the U.S. to do the next video.
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May 25, 2009
Time To Break Out The Dwight Howard Puppet??
Of course I idiotically took the the LeBrons to win the game on my Streak For The Cash against my better judgement. I say against my better judgement because I should've known the Magic were gonna win this game. Matter of fact, I DID know. Andre Iguodala beat them with a buzzer-beater in game 1 of the first round, the Magic won the next game. Big Baby Davis beat them with a buzzer-beater in game 5 of the second round, the Magic won the next game. And now, LeBron beat them with a buzzer-beater in game 2, and the Magic found a way to win game 3. I should have known! I blame myself for missing that though.
On another note, how disappointing was LeBron in the 4th quarter coming off of that huge finish in game 2?? He missed 5 free throws in the quarter and kept throwing up bad 3's (he went 1-8 for the game) after we all crowned in after the game 2 shot. I guess the LeBrons hadn't realized that wasn't the last game of the series.
Don't get me wrong though, I'm NOT saying its over for the LeBrons, but its definitely gonna be interesting tomorrow night!
May 24, 2009
Bill Simmons' Podcast Intro Creator
This post really has no point, I just thought this was pretty cool to hear as a loyal B.S. Report listener lol.
Ronald Jenkees on the beat! I'm not gonna lie, that beat is actually kinda hot lol. If I rapped I'd definitely put some bars down on it if asked.
Anyway, if you've never heard the finish product that is the B.S. Report intro, click here.
Swarzak!
We went to Rickards Middle school together from '97-'00 and I really can't say I'm surprised to see this day come for him (our basketball team might not have been the greatest, but our baseball team was straight whuppin' ass back in the day lol). Now, I'm not saying we were the closest or best of friends, but its pretty cool to see somebody you know on SportsCenter.
Anyway, he was just called up from AAA on the 20th to come play for the Minnesota Twins and he's won his first major league start 6-2 after going 7 innings and Prince Fielder and the Brewers. Swarzak's next scheduled start is this Thursday against the Josh Beckett and the Red Sox. Good luck.
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Cleveland News Crew's Reaction To LeBron's GW
If LeBron didn't know what he meant to the Cavs before, this video should say it all. The weatherman just basically runs off, the lady is hype, black buddy is super hyped, and I don't know if you noticed but there's a guy in the background of the right corner jumping up and down like a mad man lol. Can't wait for the game tonight!
May 23, 2009
Hedo Left One Second Too Many
I'll be honest with you, when I saw Mo Williams was inbounding the ball I automatically had a flash back to the Trevor Ariza steal from Game 1 of the Lakers/Nuggets series. But it all worked out and instead of going down 0-2 heading to Orlando this Sunday, they even up the series 1-1. Makes you wonder what would've happened had he not passed the shot up in Game 1? Oh well.
Anyway, I'm glad the Magic lost because I now fuckin' hate Hedo Turkoglu. I play ESPN's Streak For The Cash and tonights 8:30pm bet was "More Points: Hedo vs. Mo Williams." I did a bunch of research and number crunching and finally decided to go with Mo despite Hedo averaging more points in the playoffs because I figured Mo would have a huge bounce back game after Wednesday's dud (not to mention even with that dud in the first game he still outscored Hedo 17-15). Wrong! He started out strong scoring 9 to Hedo's 0 in the first quarter, but after that he went ice cold. In the 2nd half, not only did Hedo catch him, but he even passed him at one point before that last shot.
Mo hits a runner in the lane with about 1 or 2 minutes left to take a 19-17 lead. Hedo comes down and hits a shot to match him at 19. Just when I thought the bet would end up being a push, the Magic get the ball to Hedo with 13.7 left for the last shot. He nails it leaving just one sec to take a 21-19 lead and break my streak. I felt dead. Matter of fact, I am dead. Bye.
May 22, 2009
Charles Hamilton's Attacker Speaks
"We seriously have a sick, dysfunctional, high school relationship. But... It is what it is. Like I said earlier: I DID NOT MEAN TO DECK HIM. I was holding it back but the more I thought about what he said the more I wanted to hit him. Sorry Grandma. I felt justified, but the more I think about it now, it is an unfair situation for him: I'm a female so he can't hit me back with out a bunch of ppl talkn crap, and he still gets talked about if he doesn't hit me. We ALL know that if a woman feels she's man enough to hit a man, she's probably man enough to take a punch. I'm not sayin thats right eithe-
Matter of fact, let's say this:
Even tho it was a "rap battle" and that's the only reason he was going so hard...
I would do it again in a heart beat. Somebody's gotta shut the kid up sometime!!! But I got love for him tho.
Lol
We are a sad, sad story. We just cross lines.
~RoKKi~" Via Brianalatrise.blogspot.com
More on this later...well maybe, it all depends on if its still funny tomorrow (which in all likelihood it will be lol).
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Worse Failure: Charles Hamilton Vs. Jazmine Sullivan
Random News Shit: Hip-Hop News Edition
No beef?? what happened to all the rah rah about studying karate?? Nick, take your L in go sit in the corner. I'm playing, I actually like Nick Cannon believe it or not lol.
2) T.I.'s Prison Delay Request Denied
Nigga stop it! Just go do your little bit of time and come on home already. Geez, I'm about fuckin' tired of hearing about T.I. and prison while he's just out roaming the streets a free man. He'd be at least a quarter done with his sentence if he would've just went in back when he first could have.
3) Slaughterhouse Signs With E1 Music
You know E1 aka "the label formerly known as Koch" (still don't get the name change but whatever). Well Slaughterhouse has found a home, but I'm still not convinced they're gonna drop an album.
4) Bubba Sparxxx Arrested For Buying Drugs
Buying drugs at Hooters?? What part of the game is that?? lol. Bubba ain't doing shit for the white celeb/pill popping stereotype lol.
Idiocracy 101: Trina Denies Kobe Rumors
Despite what some of you might've thought because of the title, this post was NOT made to call Trina an idiot. It was to call anybody who believed this rumor an idiot. If you're lost right now, notoriously fraudulent website MediaFakeOut put up an old song by Trina called Heated from 2004 and it had a line about she was the first bitch Kobe cheated with. For some reason the geniuses working at that site took the old line and ran with it trying to draw headlines, not for one second realizing Trina doesn't write her own raps. Smart move lol.
Anyway, LMAO at MediaFakeOut "reporting" a line from a Trina song as news when everyone knows Trina doesn't even write her own shit. (Look for them to call out Carlos Mencia for something he said in one of his numerous stolen jokes next lol.)
Lastly, I just wanted to LMAO at it taking 5 years for somebody to notice this song/line. What does that really say about Trina's career?? lol.
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Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition
I'm sorry to say, but all our hard campaigning for Bill Simmons to be Minny's GM were all for nothing as they've moronically decided to pick some dick head loser named David Kahn. Welp, there goes any chance of me ever being a T'Wolves fan again. Sorry Minnesota, but you only have yourself to blame! lol.
2) WWE Moves Raw To L.A.
Nice move to spite the Nuggets, but I don't get why you move it to L.A. I mean, I've never been to L.A., but I'm almost positive most people will want to be watching the Lakers game over going to a WWE event so unless they're gonna show the game on the jumbotron it makes no sense.
3) Bills FB Arrested For "Fondling" Himself Outside Woman's House
LMAO!! He's being charged with exposing sexual organs. This is just too hilarious. I can't even focus. Dead.
4) Dallas Looking To Trade Greg Ellis
Well if they do decide to either trade or release him, I pray that Anthony Spencer is ready for prime time because in his minor role he's still found ways to get injured.
5) Sam Cassell Retires, Joins Wizards Coaching Staff
The NBA's original ugly buddy is calling it quits today. Sad news...for the Wizards that is lol.
Jay-Z Leaves Def Jam, But Fuck That, Where's BP3???
You know, I'm actually glad this whole thing came about because I had forgot to talk about the album and all the delay AND this video of No I.D. saying, "everything in Blueprint 3 is like 808s & Heartbreak but with more hip-hop." What the fuck is that supposed to mean?? Am I just wasting my time waiting on this album?? I swear to you, if BP3 sounds ANYTHING like 808s & Heartbreak, not only am I not buying it, but I just may put my Jay-Z fandom up for sale on eBay. If I do that, I will also officially move him from out of the #1 spot in my top 5 down to #5 and promote Nas to #1. That's not a threat Hov, its a warning.
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Worse Failure: Charles Hamilton Vs. Jazmine Sullivan
Let's play Either/Or people! Worse failure, Charles Hamilton or Jazmine Sullivan??
First up is the lamest new rapper that you've seen thus far, Charles Hamilton:
That's gonna be tough to top. What do you have to say about that Jazmine Sullivan??:
Wow. This is fuckin' hard! Getting styled on by some random bird (while wearing furry pink headphones and rocking a stuffed Pink Panther doll on the arm) or doing the slowest fall in American history while trying to strut?? This could be one of the great debates of our country's history (and it would be if I had a show lol). Truly a toss up.
I think I'm gonna have to go with Charles. Jaz failed, but people fall on stage all the time (see Michelle Williams, Beyonce, and Lil Wayne) so its not that big of a deal, though it was funny as fuck. Its not everyday a dude gets stole on by a female while freestyling.
Well first of all, I'm shocked that this nigga was able to pull that chick...hell, I'm shocked he'd be able to pull any chick lol. Then the fact that she spit some terrible sing song wackness and THEN styled on him while HE was wearing fuzzy pink headphones just took it over the top. No, no, I'm lying. This .gif pic is really what took it over the top:
Yep, ain't no coming back from that lol.
Beyonce - Ego Video
Another glorious video from Beyonce. If I watch it again I'm gonna have to do it on mute because listening to a song about penis is a bit uncomforting lol. Love the video though.
Jimmy Kimmel Rips ABC
This is fron the ABC Upfronts the other night and its fuckin' hilarious!
LMAO!
You wanna know the illest thing about this all?? Jimmy still has a show after this lol.
New Lil Wayne & Fat Joe Albums Get Pushed Back
Question: Is anyone checking for Rebirth?? I know I'm not (to the surprise of no one lol), but is anybody?? I mean I completely forgot about the damn thing and Prom Queen has vanish from the face of the Earth.
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May 21, 2009
I Finally Heard Birthday Sex!
(Keep in mind, I was gonna include this in today's TBU because Birthday Sex finally cracked the top 10, but once I got started I couldn't be stopped and it ran a bit long.)
Okay, so I finally heard this song Birthday Sex by Jeremih that is speeding up the Hot 100 and being raved about by everyone and my verdict is that its pretty nice... outside of the hook and the beginning of the first verse. Seriously, what the fuck was going on there?? How am I gonna make love to that?? I wanna make love to smooth, passionate shit, not no damn "you know I, I, I, I, I." I don't think its as much the lyric as it is the way he sung it, but either way I'm not feelin' it (as in that part of the song).
Here's a bombshell ladies and gentlemen: R&B is damn near as lost, if not more so, as Hip-Hop. Nothing against Jeremih, I'm sure he's a fantastic singer, but R&B's inability to produce a consistent stream of real love making music is just sad. Again, that statement has nothing to do with Jeremih as a singer, and I don't blame him for following the times, but when are we gonna get a hit R&B record that can be considered "baby making music" again?? Well, at least this song blowing up is a step in the right direction so I applaud the kid (though I think he should trying singing more like Jeremih and less like The-Dream).
Back to the Birthday Sex record: How does this shit NOT have a video out by now?? I mean, couldn't you just whip something together real quick with Jeremih and some random beautiful girl in a luxurious penthouse suite in New York steaming it up because of the rapid pace this record is moving at?? Really, how much time, energy, and money would it take to make a video for a song called Birthday Sex?? Its not like we need him having a high speed car chase or even to send him to some exotic island. The concept is pretty cut and dry, you could shoot it in one day! Who's working at these fucking labels???? If this was my guy and I was working his record, there's no way I wouldn't have had a video made 3 weeks ago when this song first started to catch on. Now its a top 10 record and doesn't even have a presence on 106 & Park. Sad.
All is not lost though, they could shoot a lil video real quick now and once the record starts to slip the least bit at radio, you send the kid to 106 and deliver the video. Boom, you're right back in the game, a la Jamie Foxx and Blame It . We'll see if the brains at Def Jam can recover.
Speaking of Foxx and Blame It, the kid Jeremih breaks up his record breaking 13 week streak at #1 on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs chart. Congrats.
Thursday Billboard Update - 5/21/09
Green Day's new album 21st Century Breakdown takes over the #1 spot from Chrisette Michele by selling 215,000 in their extended opening week. Coming in at #3 is Cam'ron and his return to the industry Crime Pays with 43,100.
Over on the Hot 100, numbers 1-3 stay the same but we get major change starting at #4. Mr. 305, Pitbull makes his first appearance in the top 10 as his single I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) jumps 11-4. Also entering the top 10 for the first time (as I said it would) is Jeremih's Birthday Sex which moves up 13-9. It also breaks Jamie Foxx's Blame It's 13 week streak at #1 on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs. I got a rant for this song coming later today, so stay tuned.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Grenn Day - 21st Century Breakdown (1)
2. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana: The Movie sdtk (2-2)
3. Cam'ron - Crime Pays (3)
4. Lady GaGa - The Fame (6-4)
5. Rascal Flatts - Unstoppable (4-5)
6. Bob Dylan - Together Through Life (5-6)
7. Taylor Swift - Fearless (7-7)
8. Chrisette Michele - Epiphany (1-8)
9. Rick Ross - Deeper Than Rap (8-9)
10. Ciara - Fantasy Ride (3-10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (1-1)
2. Lady GaGa - Poker Face (2-2)
3. Jamie Foxx - Blame It (3-3)
4. Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) (11-4)
5. KiD CuDi - Day N Nite (4-5)
6. Beyonce - Halo (5-6)
7. 3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me (8-7)
8. Flo Rida - Sugar (6-8)
9. Jeremih - Birthday Sex (13-9)
10. Soulja Boy - Kiss Me Thru The Phone (7-10)
Kris Allen Upsets Adam Lambert For American Idol Crown
Anyway, in a shocking upset, Kris Allen defeats long time front-runner Adam Lambert for the A.I. crown. I'm glad too because we didn't need another one of these pansy, guy-liner wearing guys winning Idol. Plus, have you heard Adam Lambert sing?? He sounds like a woman lol. Thank goodness he didn't win and congrats to Kris Allen.
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Magic Steal Game 1 From The LeBrons
I told my homie Smiley this was gonna happen too! Now, I'm not saying the Magic are gonna win the series, but I knew they'd take game 1 because they present a difficult match-up for the LeBrons. LeBron didn't help his team's cause out either by passing up the last shot. Dwight Howard had fouled out, why not drive to the hoop and get fouled on that last play??
Speaking of Dwight Howard, did y'all see Superman 2 knock the shot clock off of the top of the backboard last night?? Crazy! I didn't even think that was possible anymore lol. Can't wait for Game 2 Friday night!
Oh yeah, and in case any of you guys forgot, this is the final four I picked in my NBA playoff bracket ;-).
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May 20, 2009
Ace Hood - Beat Box
Ace ripped this shit, I can't fron on the man. He tried to rap a little like Lil Wayne at some points, but he still killed it.
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Ace Hood - Overtime (feat. T-Pain & Akon) Video
Ace Hood - Straight Outta Broward
Ace Hood - White Leather
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