May 31, 2009
Eminem Gets Teabagged By Bruno!
Man, man, man! If you missed the MTV Movie Awards... well you were actually pretty smart because it was a bad show overall BUT there was one part worth talking about. Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno teabagging Eminem live on TV! That shit was so crazy! And I was sitting there wondering why they had Eminem performing so early on in the show. MTV knew Em would totally leave after that bit and not perform so they got him out of the way and then sonned him. My homie Big Butta says Nick Cannon was behind the whole thing lol.
Bow Wow - Pole In My Basement Video
This song is terrible, but the video is glorious. This would've been an ideal video to do in POV (that would've made this video classic), but still big ups to Bow for the great video!
Anybody know who the chick is in the video?? Hit me up in the comments if you do and much respect will be given.
The Bravest Woman In The WORLD!
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Nadal Ousted From French Open!
Of course this now opens the door for Roger Federer who has never won a French Open, being denied by Rafael the past few years. Maybe he finally wins one this year. He's GOT to be the favorite right now. Welp, we shall see.
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Breaking News: The LeBron James Puppet Just Choked To Death
May 30, 2009
Lil Crack's Day With Dad
I felt like watching more cartoon vids so I had to go check my dudes at BEP out! They never fail me. Ever!
Spectacular Cartoon Parody
LMAO! Props to these dudes for whipping this shit together so fast! This was actually up 2 days ago. That's crazy! Show some love to B.Y.O.U. on YouTube.
There's another cool Charles Hamilton parody after the jump too so check that out.
Rick Ross - Deeper Than Rap (Lost Intro)
One of the downsides of Deeper Than Rap was that it had no intro, but now that we know it did and they just decided to not included, it just confirms all of our thoughts that Ross is a dumb ass. Either that or him saying "we got millions of power" at the beginning lol.
Jeremih - Birthday Sex Video
Its nice to see the labels are listening to the smartest musical mind since the 90s (aka ME!) because this is the exact video I described in my rant last week. Next time I'll charge for the push lol.
Anyway, its gonna be interesting to see how his lead girl being white is gonna play with black women. We all know black women HATE to see black men with white women. (Note: I have no idea if she's really white or not, but she's definitely not black lol.)
Day26 - Stadium Music Video
Pretty neat little video. Would've been cooler if it was actually done in a stadium though. You know, like those videos that used to be popular back in the day where the artist(s) performed live and they put it out as a video?? I think the last one done was Jay-Z's Encore lol.
Kobe Puppets Punches Its Ticket To The Finals
Anyway, on the strength of Kobe's 35 and 10, the Lakers are now in the big dance and now we're waiting on either Dwight or LeBron. Which puppet will it be?? I can honestly see it going either way. I could definitely see the LeBrons taking game 6 tonight and forcing a game 7 back in Cleveland. At the same time, I could see the Magic ending it all tonight. I'm confused. I'm just tired of these dumbass puppet commercials!!!
Yankees Take 1st Lead In AL East Since 2006
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May 29, 2009
LeBron Puppet Lives To Annoy Another Day
May 28, 2009
Jerry Jones Opens The Doors To Cowboys Stadium
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Slaughterhouse Announced Album & Tour
They don't come out and say it in this video, but the album is on schedule to drop July 7th. I don't know how realistic that is seeing that it's damn near June and the album doesn't even have a title, let alone a single. Either way I'll be patiently waiting whenever it drops.
Check out Slaughterhouse behind the scenes of this video after the jump.
Fabolous - Throw It In The Bag (feat. The-Dream) Video
Damn my boo Claudia Jordan is so sexy! Oh, my bad, Claudia Stevens, the thief lol. Anyway, if the dude looking at the surveillance cameras wasn't so being studying Fabolous, they might've caught Claudia stealing earlier on in the video. That would've been a win/win for me because I'm loving the look of Claudia handcuffed and would've loved to see more of it lol.
Fabolous - It's My Time (feat. Jeremih) Video
Not bad, not bad. Kudos to Fab for not doing what's expecting and getting Akon to be on this shit because just about everybody else would have. Hell, I ever thought about how Akon's voice would've sounded on this beat that was tailor made for his vocals lol. Plus, if this Birthday Sex shit keeps up, having Jeremih on a track this summer could do wonders for Loso.
What Jew Know About That?
Dude is Jewish too?? Damn, how many Hip-Hop barriers is Drake gonna break?? First off, he's Canadian. Second, he was an actor and a Nickelodeon show (ask Kel Mitchell and Nick Cannon about how that crossover turned out). And now we know he's Jewish! Three broken barriers by one guy! I'm impressed.
The-Dream - Walking On The Moon (feat. Kanye West) Video
Umm okay. I don't even know what to say about this video.
Thursday Billboard Update - 5/28/09
I know you're all shocked, but Eminem's Relapse is this weeks #1 album! Em's first album in 5 years moves a whopping 608,244 copies in its first week in stores. That is easily the highest selling album thus far in 2009. Elsewhere in the top 10, Method Man & Redman's long awaited sophomore album Blackout! 2 comes in at #4 with a nice 63,165 sold. Down at #6 is Busta Rhymes's follow up to 2006's Big Bang, Back On My B.S. which shifts 59,079.
Three in, three out in the top 10 this week. The three ousted were 3OH!3's Don't Trust Me (7-14), Flo Rida's Sugar (8-17), and Soulja Boy's Kiss Me Thru The Phone (10-23). Those three are replaced by Glee Cast's Don't Stop Believin' (4), Linkin Park's New Divine (6), and Katy Perry's Waking Up In Vegas (13-10). Also, now that American Idol is over, the winner Kris Allen and runner-up Adam Lambert debuted a bunch of tracks as did David Cook and David Archuleta this time last year. Nine tracks in total, 5 for Allen, 4 for Lambert.
- DJ Drama's 2nd LP Gangsta Grillz: The Album Vol. 2 starts off at #26 with 17,824 sold.
- Ruben Studdard's Love Is debuts at #36 with a nice 15,246 sold.
- It was true, the new Freeway album Philadelphia Freeway 2 did drop last week! The unprompted project landed at #98 with 5,300 sold. So fucked up.
- Another album that saw no promo was Sheek Louch's Life On D-Block which comes in at #121 with 4,300 sold.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (1-1)
2. Lady GaGa - Poker Face (2-2)
3. Jamie Foxx - Blame It (3-3)
4. Glee Cast - Don't Stop Believin' (4)
5. Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) (4-5)
6. Linkin Park - New Divine (6)
7. KiD CuDi - Day N Nite (5-7)
8. Beyonce - Halo (6-8)
9. Jeremih - Birthday Sex (9-9)
10. Katy Perry - Waking Up In Vegas (13-10)
- Sean Kingston's Fire Burning continues its rise moving 18-12 this weeking and starting to eye the top 10.
- American Idol winner Kris Allen debuted 5 records this week and they are as follows: No Boundaries (#11), Heartless (#16), Ain't No Sunshine (#37), Apologize (#66), and Falling Slowly (#94).
- Last year's winner David Cook sees his new track Permanent debut at #24.
- The group with the #1 record in the country right now debuts another with Imma Be at #50.
Epic Deal In Jay-Z's Future??
Well according to Billboard.com, Hovito is close to a deal to take his Roc Nation label to Epic Records.
Jay-Z is close to signing a deal that will bring his future recordings to Sony, Billboard sources confirm. The deal -- which will link Jay-Z's Roc Nation releases with Sony's Epic Records for distribution -- "is 95% complete" according to people familiar with the ongoing negotiations. A formal announcement is expected in the coming weeks.
Lakers Take Game 5 & 3-2 Series Lead
The Lakers finally got something from Derek Fisher and Shannon Brown gave some very useful minutes in the 3rd and 4th quarters (including that monster dunk on Birdman), but the biggest piece was Lamar Odom. Odom gave his team 19 and 14 off the bench for what was easily his best game of the series.
May 27, 2009
Three Eminem Freestyles With Tim Westwood
This is actually a continuation of this Eminem/Tim Westwood video I posted last week. Em kills it so if you haven't seen/heard it, I suggest you take a few minutes to the side and hit play.
Em murders this whole thing! Even that corny hook they made up before arriving was kinda enjoyable lol. I'm still hoping to not hear any of these verses on Relapse 2 lol.
Andy Milonakis - Zumbie
I'm not gonna lie, this shit isn't just funny, but also kinda jammin' too lol. I never liked Andy's show, but this shit is dope.
K. Michelle - Self Made (feat. Trina)
Anyway, the promo CD with the single and it's instrumental (which is a actually a monster) is included in the link below.
Keep Loading Up That Ammunition
I wanna see a Kobe vs. LeBron Finals as much as the next man, but these commercials debuting everyday really isn't helping the cause lol. I'm watching the Lakers/Nuggets game right now and its tied up at 76. If the Nuggets win this game I'll probably go ahead and open up the box to my Carmelo Anthony puppet.
Bad News Coming From The Cowboys OTAs
"Tony Romo and Roy Williams are not ready for prime time. In seven-on-seven drills, they failed to connect twice. Then they had another ball fall harmlessly to the ground in team drills. They're not on the same page at all. I just wanted to throw that out there because I keep seeing all these stories about the wonderful "offseason chemistry" that's forming between the players. I haven't seen any evidence of that."
Chris Brown Is Not A Monster...
... according to Chris Brown.
This nigga must be joking, right? Right?? RIGHT?? No, he's serious about trying to drop a new album?? Well he does know his career is over though, right?? Oh, he refuses to acknowledge that and rather blame "the haters" for the situation he's in?? Well I guess that makes sense. I mean he's right, he's not a monster. Rihanna beat herself up and blame him for it. CB is the real victim hear and Rihanna should be jailed! Now lets all give Chris Brown a collective hug!
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Amy Winehouse Launches A Clothing Line??
Ladies, have you ever found yourself thinking "Damn, I wanna look like Amy Winehouse"?? Well your dreams will be coming true soon because Ms. Winehouse is creating her own clothing and cosmetic line with PPQ.
“Yes there have been talks with Amy and we are now in the first stages of the project. The range will be all about high-end statement pieces, inspired by Amy’s style. For example, maybe a dress or an amazing piece of jewellery like a bracelet. It’s going to be distributed online, we are going to be providing all materials and doing the design, but Amy will definitely be involved in the creative process,” stated PPQ designer Amy Molyneaux.
This should be interesting at the least. I'm just hoping we can get another album before the inevitable O.D. happens.
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Idiocracy 101: Victim Hamilton Attempts To Explain His Music's Poor Sound Quality
I was checking out illseed's Rumors on AHH earlier and I saw a response Victim Hamilton sent in to ill's post yesterday that someone sent him saying Interscope hated his album. Well this is isn't his whole response, but this part was the most interesting to me. Check out Vic trying to make sense of his poor sound quality:
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Coral Smith From Real World
Seeing this video is what inspired this post because after finding it, I found this bad boy:
Love, love, love! I always loved Coral and this video is probably gonna bring her a couple notches up in my top 50 women list (a list I should actually create and post lol). She's always had the best titties to grace The Real World cameras (Svetlana's tits are a CLOSE 2nd) and this video prove it. I don't know if that's much of a compliment to a woman, but dudes get what I'm saying lol.
You know, I actually talked to Coral once on MySpace. Of course I asked her to marry me, which she declined (lol), but the memory will last a life time. Man, I wish I could find that message! lol.
Go Ahead & Open The Box Of That Dwight Howard Puppet
You know what's the worst part about these Kobe vs. LeBron commercials?? Even though it looks all but certain that that dream match-up won't happen, they're still playing them (and you can go to ESPN.com and see more ads). In fact, the debuted a new one tonight with the puppets playing one-on-one! Its fuckin' sad lol. The good part is that I'm off tomorrow so I get to hear what Skip Bayless has to say and oh boy I can't wait!
Pretty Ricky Nigga Tries To Denies His Gayness
Before you press play, please forgive all the long pauses in the audio, Kendra G's fine dumb ass edited her voice out for some reason so you don't hear both sides of the conversation, you just hear him. I know, brillant.
I would take this time to talk about this nigga denies this most blatant act of homotry (I mean how you gonna say you ain't mean for dudes to see this when you 1) put it on the internet 2) CHALLENGED DUDES IN THE VIDEO), but
May 26, 2009
Kanye Promises Jay-Z's BP3 Will Be 'Anti-Auto-Tune Album'
Check out what Kanye had to say when speaking on Jay-Z's upcoming album Blueprint 3:
"We actually removed all the songs with Auto-Tune off of his album," West said, "to make the point that this is an anti-Auto-Tune album, even though I released an album that has all Auto-Tune!"
That's all I needed to hear. Thank you Lord! I'm hoping we get some more track like Maybe and When The Money Goes on that joint!
Boldin To Fire Agent Rosenhaus
That's right, disgruntle Cardinals receiver Anquan Boldin has informed his agent Drew Rosenhaus that he plans to fire him because of his inability to force a trade or new contract. Really?? Now this is what I don't get, why tell him you PLAN to fire him?? Why not just fire him?? What are you waiting for??
Anyway, I really don't know why he wants to fire Drew. Its not Drew's fault Arizona doesn't want to give you a better deal and its not Drew's fault the Eagles aren't willing to give up what it takes to make the trade. If Boldin wants to blame someone, he should blame Jerry Jones. That's right, Jerry muthafuckin' Jones! It was the Dallas Cowboys' owner who overpaid for mediocre receiver Roy Williams and fucked up the trade scale.
Mike Tyson's Daughter Dies
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T.I. - Remember Me (feat. Mary J. Blige)
T.I. FINALLY went to jail today, but that doesn't means we're gonna hear any less from him. In addition to this track below off the Paper Trail re-release Case Closed (coming some time either this summer or fall), Tip also shot a video for Hell Of A Life last week in Atlanta. Anyway, when this Remember Me track first leaked it was called "Don't Forget" but this is the official version.
Not bad. Welp, see ya in 366 Tip... but probably sooner lol.
Quite Possibly The Funniest, Gayest Shit You've Ever Seen!
Try not to die of laughter (I almost did):
LMFAO!
No words. No words.
More History Made By Pres. Obama!
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Pitbull Knocks Dude Out On Stage
... and proceeds to finish performing! This video is great, you've got to see it lol.
LMAO! This shit is just so 305! I always liked Pitbull (still wished he'd actually rap more), but I have a newfound respect for him now. Not that he punched dude out with the fury of Briana Latrise (because bringing a dude on stage is kinda suspect in the first place), but because he got right back to the song he was performing like nothing even happened! That's just great lol. Big ups to Mr. 305.
EDUBB - Whooty Video
Remember I posted a video with a white girl dancing to this song back in January?? Well that song actually has a video now! (No word yet on why lol.)
Atlanta strikes again! This song is terrible (of course) but the video was great when watched on mute... well besides the nigga with the silky pigtails (not cool).
Ransom - Hell On Earth Video
Its a good thing this isn't a real music video because there's no way this make it on the air with that 9/11 footage in there. Its almost 8 years after the fact, but people are still sensitive to the subject. Overall the verse was pretty decent.
Rick Ross - Rich Off Cocaine (feat. Avery Storm) Video
Damn, Ross is treating Columbia like a 3 for 1 buffet because this is his 3rd straight video there. Anyway, this was is slightly better than All I Really Want and is 1000x better than Cigar Music. Maybe Ricky will come back to the U.S. to do the next video.
May 25, 2009
Time To Break Out The Dwight Howard Puppet??
May 24, 2009
Bill Simmons' Podcast Intro Creator
This post really has no point, I just thought this was pretty cool to hear as a loyal B.S. Report listener lol.
Ronald Jenkees on the beat! I'm not gonna lie, that beat is actually kinda hot lol. If I rapped I'd definitely put some bars down on it if asked.
Anyway, if you've never heard the finish product that is the B.S. Report intro, click here.
Swarzak!
Cleveland News Crew's Reaction To LeBron's GW
If LeBron didn't know what he meant to the Cavs before, this video should say it all. The weatherman just basically runs off, the lady is hype, black buddy is super hyped, and I don't know if you noticed but there's a guy in the background of the right corner jumping up and down like a mad man lol. Can't wait for the game tonight!
May 23, 2009
Hedo Left One Second Too Many
I'll be honest with you, when I saw Mo Williams was inbounding the ball I automatically had a flash back to the Trevor Ariza steal from Game 1 of the Lakers/Nuggets series. But it all worked out and instead of going down 0-2 heading to Orlando this Sunday, they even up the series 1-1. Makes you wonder what would've happened had he not passed the shot up in Game 1? Oh well.
May 22, 2009
Charles Hamilton's Attacker Speaks
Random News Shit: Hip-Hop News Edition
No beef?? what happened to all the rah rah about studying karate?? Nick, take your L in go sit in the corner. I'm playing, I actually like Nick Cannon believe it or not lol.
Idiocracy 101: Trina Denies Kobe Rumors
Despite what some of you might've thought because of the title, this post was NOT made to call Trina an idiot. It was to call anybody who believed this rumor an idiot. If you're lost right now, notoriously fraudulent website MediaFakeOut put up an old song by Trina called Heated from 2004 and it had a line about she was the first bitch Kobe cheated with. For some reason the geniuses working at that site took the old line and ran with it trying to draw headlines, not for one second realizing Trina doesn't write her own raps. Smart move lol.
Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition
I'm sorry to say, but all our hard campaigning for Bill Simmons to be Minny's GM were all for nothing as they've moronically decided to pick some dick head loser named David Kahn. Welp, there goes any chance of me ever being a T'Wolves fan again. Sorry Minnesota, but you only have yourself to blame! lol.
Jay-Z Leaves Def Jam, But Fuck That, Where's BP3???
You know, I'm actually glad this whole thing came about because I had forgot to talk about the album and all the delay AND this video of No I.D. saying, "everything in Blueprint 3 is like 808s & Heartbreak but with more hip-hop." What the fuck is that supposed to mean?? Am I just wasting my time waiting on this album?? I swear to you, if BP3 sounds ANYTHING like 808s & Heartbreak, not only am I not buying it, but I just may put my Jay-Z fandom up for sale on eBay. If I do that, I will also officially move him from out of the #1 spot in my top 5 down to #5 and promote Nas to #1. That's not a threat Hov, its a warning.
Worse Failure: Charles Hamilton Vs. Jazmine Sullivan
Let's play Either/Or people! Worse failure, Charles Hamilton or Jazmine Sullivan??
First up is the lamest new rapper that you've seen thus far, Charles Hamilton:
That's gonna be tough to top. What do you have to say about that Jazmine Sullivan??:
Yep, ain't no coming back from that lol.
Beyonce - Ego Video
Another glorious video from Beyonce. If I watch it again I'm gonna have to do it on mute because listening to a song about penis is a bit uncomforting lol. Love the video though.
Jimmy Kimmel Rips ABC
This is fron the ABC Upfronts the other night and its fuckin' hilarious!
LMAO!
You wanna know the illest thing about this all?? Jimmy still has a show after this lol.
New Lil Wayne & Fat Joe Albums Get Pushed Back
Question: Is anyone checking for Rebirth?? I know I'm not (to the surprise of no one lol), but is anybody?? I mean I completely forgot about the damn thing and Prom Queen has vanish from the face of the Earth.
May 21, 2009
I Finally Heard Birthday Sex!
(Keep in mind, I was gonna include this in today's TBU because Birthday Sex finally cracked the top 10, but once I got started I couldn't be stopped and it ran a bit long.)
Okay, so I finally heard this song Birthday Sex by Jeremih that is speeding up the Hot 100 and being raved about by everyone and my verdict is that its pretty nice... outside of the hook and the beginning of the first verse. Seriously, what the fuck was going on there?? How am I gonna make love to that?? I wanna make love to smooth, passionate shit, not no damn "you know I, I, I, I, I." I don't think its as much the lyric as it is the way he sung it, but either way I'm not feelin' it (as in that part of the song).
Thursday Billboard Update - 5/21/09
Green Day's new album 21st Century Breakdown takes over the #1 spot from Chrisette Michele by selling 215,000 in their extended opening week. Coming in at #3 is Cam'ron and his return to the industry Crime Pays with 43,100.
Over on the Hot 100, numbers 1-3 stay the same but we get major change starting at #4. Mr. 305, Pitbull makes his first appearance in the top 10 as his single I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) jumps 11-4. Also entering the top 10 for the first time (as I said it would) is Jeremih's Birthday Sex which moves up 13-9. It also breaks Jamie Foxx's Blame It's 13 week streak at #1 on the Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs. I got a rant for this song coming later today, so stay tuned.
- Paul Wall's Fast Life enters the charts at #15 with 22,000 sold.
- Gucci Mane's Murder Was The Case came in at #23 with 17,100. So much for him being the hottest thing on the streets.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (1-1)
2. Lady GaGa - Poker Face (2-2)
3. Jamie Foxx - Blame It (3-3)
4. Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) (11-4)
5. KiD CuDi - Day N Nite (4-5)
6. Beyonce - Halo (5-6)
7. 3OH!3 - Don't Trust Me (8-7)
8. Flo Rida - Sugar (6-8)
9. Jeremih - Birthday Sex (13-9)
10. Soulja Boy - Kiss Me Thru The Phone (7-10)
- Katy Perry is looking at another potential top 10 hit as her latest single Waking Up In Vegas shoots up the charts 51-13 this week.
- After having Old Time's Sake debut #25 last week and 3 A.M. debut at #32 the week before that, it only seemed right that another Eminem record would debut in the top 50 this week. Beautiful is that record this time around and it comes in at #17. Unlike the other 2, I could actually see this one moving into the top 10.
- Sean Kingston's Fire Burning jumps 11 spots 29-18.
- Lady GaGa's Love Games sees a huge jump this week moving 61-27.
- Green Day's Know Your Enemy jumps 13 spaces 41-28 after their performance on SNL last Saturday. I'm shocked it hasn't moved up more because I hear that song ALL the time and I don't even listen to rock like that.
- Jordin Sparks makes her return to the charts this week as her new single Battlefield debuts at #32.
- A week after being performed by last night's American Idol winner Kris Allen, Kanye West's Heartless sees a 10 spots bump 45-35.
Kris Allen Upsets Adam Lambert For American Idol Crown
Anyway, in a shocking upset, Kris Allen defeats long time front-runner Adam Lambert for the A.I. crown. I'm glad too because we didn't need another one of these pansy, guy-liner wearing guys winning Idol. Plus, have you heard Adam Lambert sing?? He sounds like a woman lol. Thank goodness he didn't win and congrats to Kris Allen.
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Magic Steal Game 1 From The LeBrons
May 20, 2009
Ace Hood - Beat Box
Ace ripped this shit, I can't fron on the man. He tried to rap a little like Lil Wayne at some points, but he still killed it.
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