May 22, 2009

Worse Failure: Charles Hamilton Vs. Jazmine Sullivan

Let's play Either/Or people! Worse failure, Charles Hamilton or Jazmine Sullivan??

First up is the lamest new rapper that you've seen thus far, Charles Hamilton:



That's gonna be tough to top. What do you have to say about that Jazmine Sullivan??:



Wow. This is fuckin' hard! Getting styled on by some random bird (while wearing furry pink headphones and rocking a stuffed Pink Panther doll on the arm) or doing the slowest fall in American history while trying to strut?? This could be one of the great debates of our country's history (and it would be if I had a show lol). Truly a toss up.

I think I'm gonna have to go with Charles. Jaz failed, but people fall on stage all the time (see Michelle Williams, Beyonce, and Lil Wayne) so its not that big of a deal, though it was funny as fuck. Its not everyday a dude gets stole on by a female while freestyling.

Well first of all, I'm shocked that this nigga was able to pull that chick...hell, I'm shocked he'd be able to pull any chick lol. Then the fact that she spit some terrible sing song wackness and THEN styled on him while HE was wearing fuzzy pink headphones just took it over the top. No, no, I'm lying. This .gif pic is really what took it over the top:

STYLED ON!

Yep, ain't no coming back from that lol.