1) All-NBA First Team Announced
LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Dwyane Wade, Dwight Howard, and Dirk Nowitzki are your All-NBA First Teamers. Question: How is LeBron the only unanimous selection?? Not saying he shouldn't be (he definitely should), but how don't Wade or Kobe get it too?? Who is voting for these things?? We need to get me a vote in this shit for next year lol.
2) Taylor Returns To The Dolphins
Jason Taylor is returning home to South Beach for a reported $1.1 million for the 2009 season. This automatically gives them a scapegoat for inevitably going no better than 8-8 this season. Then they can dump him and be ready to compete again when they don't have the hardest schedule in the league in the 2010 season lol.
3) New Stadium to be Called 'Cowboys Stadium'
Well I don't love it, but whatever, they're still gonna lose the home opener against the Giants Week 2.
4) Shaq Pop Lockin'
This obviously isn't news, but Shap dancing is always hilarious lol.
May 13, 2009
Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition
