33 Questions For The BET Awards '08

First off I wanna send a shout out to Miss Info for swagger jacking my Fiyah Notez-style for her BET Awards Recap tonight. Makes me feel special so shout out to her!

Anyway, since Inf is borrowing my steez for the night I just wanted to ask a few question about the BET Awards, feel free to answer.

1) Why is Big Boi performing in the pre-show??
2) Can Flo-Rida really afford that chain?? No hate, you don't have to send Brisco after me lol.
3) Who is this lil kid with Chris Brown...and why is he rapping??
4) Why does this nigga V.I.C. look like Chris Rock in CB4??
5) Was that pelvis thrust thing Usher did really necessary?? Disrespect son, disrespect lol.
6) Why is Usher performing first anyway?? They know not many of the performances are gonna be able to top top it.
7) Why is Terrence Howard dropping an album in September??
8) Why does Chris Brown have a race car jacket with no logos?? Its kinda ill though so whatever lol.
9) Why that put that lame ass shit on Kanye's mic??
10) Damn, how many times Kanye gon' fuck up??
(Side bar: That was terrible, thank goodness its over lol.)
11) Does Keyshia Cole's sister know her titties are too huge for that dress??
12) Why are they bringing Baldwin Hills back?? Didn't they learn anything from the unsuccessfulness of the first season??
(Side bar: damn Keyshia Cole has a nice ass!)
13) Is that a lil whale tail Lil Kim has going on??
14) How is Missy nominated for best female rapper??
15) Then how does she win??
16) Why does Cuba Gooding Jr. think he's funny??
17) Why does Ne-Yo keep insisting on doing Michael Jackson's moves?? Its sad. Well thank goodness he had real dancers to help him out lol.
(Side bar: LMAO @ Soulja Boy not winning Best New Artist!)
(Side bar: damn Alicia Keys can get the dick! So thick son!)
18) SWV still livin'?? En Vogue too?? They still look fine ass hell regardless!
19) Why all the girl groups Alicia Keys brought out mics were turned down extra low??
20) Where is Ross' damn shirt?? That shit ain't kool bro lol.
(Side bar: much respect to T-Pain, that performance was dope.)
(Side bar: I know I'm not the only dude who's dick jumped when Gabrielle Union said "I'm not wearing any" lol.)
21) Much respect to UGK and Outkast, but how didn't Kanye win video of the year?? Its all good, I understand why BET did it.
22) Why Pimp C's wife looks so ghettolicious?? I'm just saying lol. R.I.P. Pimp!
23) His name is Warren Sapp?? ...Oh ok I thought not lol.
24) Damn, I know Lisa Lisa ain't always been that chunky, has she??
25) Again, was the crotch thrust in the camera really necessary?? So disrespectful to my vision!
(Side bar: Chris Brown & Ciara got a lil too close for a second, I thought Rihanna was gonna have to jump on stage lol.)
26) Why that nigga from Roll Bounce's suit so tight?? Much respect for the Barack shirt though.
27) Why hasn't T-Pain changed??
(Side bar: No, Kanye your opinion doesn't matter anymore after that Soulja Boy/Nas comparison lol.)
28) Maxwell still livin'??
29) Why Sheryl Underwood still ain't got no neck??
(Side bar: Al Green just sonned all the singers tonight. So legendary!)
30) Didn't Chris Rock wear that suit Terrence J has on in Bigger & Blacker??
31) Why Wayne bring all these people on stage every year??
(Side bar: damn D.L. just tried the hell outta Young Buck! LMAO!)
(Sorry, had to go take a shower lol.)
(Side bar: If only Ashanti's dress was a LITTLE shorter!)
32) How did Nelly get to perform this mess this late into the show?? I don't remember him being on the performance bill anyway. This really could've been done in the pre-show lol.
(Side bar: that's right, Obama or DIE!!)
33) Why does T-Pain have on kapris?? You gotta love Pain anyway lol.
(Side bar: Respect to Wayne for all the success but Lollipop is still a terrible song, sorry lol.)