Random News Shit

Big Brown Loses! LMAO!!

LMAO at all those idiots who bet money on Big Brown winning the Triple Crown and getting his ass smoked! Not only did that loser ass horse not win, but that shit came in fuckin' last! LMAO!!

Damn, PETA is gonna have theses muhfucka's asses on a platter Mike Vick style in a minute lol.

Lil Wayne Won't Sue Over Mixtape, Leaks

Well of course he won't sue, what is he gonna win, a couple CD burners?? Anyway, the funniest part of this is Slim saying he "don't want nothing under 1 million sold in the first week". Oh really?? Somebody should probably tell that nigga Tha Carter III leaked already last week...not to mention nobody has done that since Usher did it in 2004 with Confessions. Not even Kanye and Lil Wayne is definitely no Kanye so he doesn't stand a chance. I give him 400k first week at best, but if he does anything in the 100,000s its over for the nigga!

Clinton Throws 'Full Support' Behind Obama

This was obviously the biggest news of the day and its about damn time! She should've gave this damn shit Tuesday and got it over with lol.

Brady can't jump, slowed by effects of last year's ankle injury

What?? This nigga is still hurt?? Though this makes me very happy and wanna laugh at all the bandwagon fans of last season it kinda sucks because I think they're just saying this to use it as an excuse for them losing the big one. I don't care if its 4 months after the fact, you never know with them Patriots lol.

Rare black watermelon sells for $6,100, sets record

Ain't this about some shit???? I mean besides the fact somebody actually bought a damn watermelon for 6 stacks, "black" and "watermelon" are just too close to each other in this headline for me lol.