Now, I love Oprah as much as the next person, but all I wanna know is this: WHY CHICKEN?!? It could've been any other meal, but no, the black woman just had to give us some damn chicken. Hey Oprah, how about a slice of watermelon and some grape Kool-Aid to go with it?? (Yes, The joke possibilities are endless!)
I CAN'T be alone here. I feel duped. This has to be some kind of bad dream. Who had Oprah Winfrey setting black people back 400 years?? I surely didn't. I figured it would've been Flavor Flav or Plies or some coon ass nigga like that, but never in a million years did I think it'd be Oprah. This is a sad day in American history.
You know what's the saddest part?? Its the most Googled thing today already! Just check out Google Trends, 8 of the top 10 searches today were Oprah/KFC related. Eight out of ten! That means if 10 people were on YouPorn or RedTube, 8 of them said fuck it and Googled Oprah or KFC! I'm just too through with this shit! First slavery, then Jim Crow, and now this. Sad day.
(I'm totally fuckin' with y'all! This shit isn't sad, its fuckin' hilarious! Thank you for providing the comic relief today Oprah. If you want your free allegedly grilled chicken go to Oprah.com/KFC or UnThinKFC.com to get your free nigga ass coupon lol.)
