This one is for my boy Smiley who beat his case yesterday. The Feds were trying to pin these outrageous cocaine charges on him, but his lawyer spanked the case like a bad child (shout out to Cassidy) so I'm dedicating this one to my boy!
Still classic as ever and never seemed so true to life. Welp, time to get back to the music! Smiley Vs. The United States coming soon!
I'll leave on a comedic note with Bill Simmons explaining why Picture Me Rollin' is the best "any-scenario" song of all-time from a March '09 mailbag:
Q: If you were a male stripper, what song would you dance to? I would have to go with "Regulate" by Warren G and Nate Dogg, being that it is silky smooth yet very manly.
-- Victor, Waretown, N.J.
SG: "Picture Me Rollin'" by Tupac. That's my answer for everything: male stripper song, cell-phone ring, song for my major league at-bat, music for my somber "SportsCenter" highlight package if I died, my entrance for a boxing match, you name it. It's a song that fits any scenario -- past, present or future -- and makes it slightly better. I even used it for a three-paragraph analogy in "The Book of Basketball." You cannot find a song that works in more ways, not even "Slow Ride" by Foghat.