September 01, 2009

Random News Shit

Chilli
1) Chilli Looking Men For New VH1 Reality Show
Boy, VH1 doesn't veer from the formula do they??

Isn't this actually kinda sad though?? I mean has it really gotten to the point where Chilli wants to "find a man" through VH1, who is currently 0 for 162 launching successful relationships?? I feel especially bad because Chilli was my first crush back in the day. I loved her. And now this. Now she may just be doing it to promote her new album (and of course by "may" I mean "is"), but come on Chill!

On a brighter note, I'd like to throw "The Meat To My Chilli" and "Flavor of Chilli" in the VH1 suggestion box for possible show titles.

2) Nicki Minaj Officially Signs With Young Money
Well what the hell was she waiting for?? She's been on their "albums we're gonna title and start recording but never release" list for months now lol.

Oh yeah, are we really still calling the only female artist on a label "the First Lady of [insert record label]"?? Its 2009, I feel like we should've come up with a more creative name than that by now. Then again, "2009" and "creative" probably shouldn't be used in the same sentence when the topic is music.

3) Erin Andrews To Appear On Oprah Sept. 11th
The video coming out was a nightmare?? How could something that meant so much for some guys be considered a nightmare?? lol. I'm just joking of course... but then again I'm kinda not because how else would Erin Andrews expect to appear on Oprah?? I don't think the people who book guests for Oprah's show were necessarily looking for sideline reporters for the show. If they were I think Rachel Nichols would've been the first call.

(Side note: Did you know there was a website dedicated to hot sideline reporters?? Well there is! Its called SidelineHotties.com and I could see this website blowing up in a major way in a few years.)

4) 'Bad Boys 3' Being Developed By Columbia
Excellent. Needs to be done. I hope this is true. No, I PRAY this is true!! Will and Martin reportedly haven't signed on to the project yet, but then again, the script isn't even set lol.

5) L.A. Fashion Designer Sentence To 59 Years To Life
This is the sentence all convicted rapists should get. You have dudes who raped little kids doing 3 or 4 years and getting out to prey on more children. In my opinion, if you rape a child you should automatically get life. End of story. I mean seriously, what is locking them up for 3 or 4 years doing?? Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla spoke on this on Adam's podcast back in July and said jail is like college for rapists and how they didn't see how sending a rapist their for a few years would make them less likely to rape again. It was good stuff.