January 06, 2011

Battle Of The Breasts: Basketball "Wives" Edition

As you might of heard by now, Jennifer Williams of VH1's "Basketball 'Wives'" recently had some nude pics leak online. Ever since people caught wind of the situation, I've been hearing people say Jenn's tits are better than fellow Basketball "Wife" Evelyyn Lozada, whose nudes leaked online back in April. Seeing how I'm a self-titled titty expert, and long time titty enthusiast, I don't think there would be anyone better to analyze the pictures and crown one "wife" Battle Of The Breasts champion.

In this corner, wearing the black lace thong, future ex-wife of Chad Ochocinco, the "once you go broke she's leavin'" Puerto Rican, Evelyn Loooooozadaaaaaaaaa!

And in the other corner, wearing the hip hugging blue jeans, current ex-wife of former NBA mutant...uhh, player, Eric Williams, and the only actual basketball wife amongst a crew of basketball baby mommas and main side bitches, Jennifer Willllllllllliammmmsss!

Let's get ready to RUMBLLLLEEEEE!!!!




And down goes Williams! 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! *ding, ding* It's over ladies and gentlemen, it is over! Evelyn Lozada lands the knockout blow around the areola. It was a close bout when it came to cup size, but Lozada's perfect nipple-to-titty ratio was just too much for Williams in the end. As all titty experts know, nipple-to-titty ratio is the most important aspect to a perfect tit, and on this day Lozada's NTTR was flat out superior.

Again, Evelyn Lozada's titties with the K.O. of Jennifer Williams' titties. Thanks for joining us folks. Hope to see you next time on Battle Of The Breasts.