Eli Porter Disses 50 Tyson

Your boy Eli Porter (aka "Da Best Mayne") is back on the internets, but this time instead of freestyle battling, he's calling out the newest handicap hip-hopper, 50 Tyson. That's right, the pride of Twin Cities, Minnesota has been called out by fellow retard rapper Eli Porter. Apparently Eli feels slighted by 50 because he has a deal and is experiencing minor success, and he's a struggling mental MC, so he decided to make a diss record. Awesome.

No word on if 50 Tyson will respond, but if he does, you already know who's gonna be all over it. Regardless, this beef is the retard equivalent of Lil Kim vs. Nicki Minaj, and already an early favorite for "Lamest Beef" on the 2011 L.A.M.E. Awards. This year is gonna be great, I can feel it!

More Eli Porter after the jump!

Gotdamn.

If you're wondering what he's talking about when he says the Mistah FAB interview, he's talking about this.

(Side note: Damn, this nigga's skin is terrible!)