January 11, 2011

Idiocrary 101: Facebook Is NOT Shutting Down!

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Let me take this time out to tell you how fucking dumb you are if you actually believed the rumor Facebook was shutting down March 15th. Here's a little word to the unwise: multi-billion dollar businesses (i.e. Facebook) don't just shut down in the height of their popularity. And they especially don't shut down just because the CEO said he, "wants his old life back."

You know what happens to multi-billion dollar businesses when their CEO is ready to call it quits?? THEY FIND A NEW CEO! Then said CEO gets a nice sized package to make sure he and his family are financially straight forever and ever and ever. But they definitely don't board up the windows and say, "Hey, we had a good run while it lasted."

Seriously, if people would just take a few seconds to think about these retarded ass rumors, they wouldn't be so easily duped. I mean, it's not like Facebook is a one-man operation Mark Zuckerberg is still running out of his dorm room at Harvard. Facebook isn't just a social networking site that gets people fired from their job for being on it too much during business hours, it's a corporation. They have employees, they have stock holders, you don't just wake up and decide you want to take your ball and go home and all of those people disappear.

Besides, what happened when Bill Gates stepped down at Microsoft? Did the company shut down? Did the government come delete Windows off our computers and put us all on Linux? No, he was replaced, and the ball kept rolling. The same thing would happen with Facebook.

So, with all that being said, I just wanted to remind you of how much of an idiot you are if you believed the rumor Facebook was shutting down. You make this world a dumber, much worse place. You suck.

Sincerely, Fiyah

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