January 23, 2011

Carson Palmer Wants Out Of Cincy

ATLANTA - OCTOBER 24:  Quarterback Carson Palmer #9 of the Cincinnati Bengals against the Atlanta Falcons at Georgia Dome on October 24, 2010 in Atlanta, Georgia.
Lost in all the real football action and news today, Carson Palmer (of all people) gave the Cincinnati Bengals an ultimatum: "trade me or I'll retire."

Since the Bengals can't say it, allow me to do the honors: Who the fuck does Carson Palmer think he is? Also, who the fuck does he think will trade for him? Last time I checked NFL teams couldn't accept trade offers from the UFL.

If anything, the Bengals are probably pushing for Palmer to retire. He's under contract through 2014, so he could actually be doing them a favor. Besides, they have the 4th pick in the draft, they could draft a new QB. Hell, they could take Derek Anderson off Arizona's hands and get the same level of production if they wanted to. Either way, good luck with this Carson.

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