(Side note: Don't worry, I wake up fully a few awards in.)
Oh, and don't worry if you can't download or stream the audio, I have a list of all the winners below.
Lamest Sports Story
-The Reggie Bush Heisman scandal.
-The Cam Newton pay for play scandal.
-Everything involving LeBron James post-Decision.
-Any and everything involving Brett Favre.
-The Tiger Woods scandal aftermath.
WINNER: Any and everything involving Brett Favre.
Lamest Movie
-Vampires Suck (Trailer)
-Saw 3D (Trailer)
-The Switch (Trailer)
-Furry Vengeance (Trailer)
-Piranha 3D (Trailer)
WINNER: Vampires Suck
Lamest Trend
-Fox tails
-Lace front wigs
-Four Lokos
-Wooden Jesus pieces
-The Shake Weight
WINNER: Four Lokos
Lamest Celebrity Tweeter
-Lil Wayne (@liltunechi)
-Diddy (@iamdiddy)
-Rev. Run (@RevRunWisdom)
-Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian)
-Terrell Owens (@TerrellOwens)
WINNER: Lil Wayne
Lamest Miscellaneous Tweeter
-"Put 'team' in front of everything" person
-"TeamFollowBack" person
-"Retweet to reply" person
-"Announce who you're following/unfollowing" person
-"Tweet celebrities and though they never reply" person
WINNER: "TeamFollowBack" person
Lamest Miscellaneous Person
-"Put # signs in front everything whether it's on Twitter or not" person.
-"Free [insert jailed rapper]" person.
-Internet gangsta
-Local rapper spammer
-Ugly chick with an attitude
WINNER: Internet gangsta
Lamest Hair (Female)
-Rihanna
-Chrisette Michele
-Amber Rose
-Cassie
-Kalenna of Dirty Money
WINNER: Rihanna
Lamest Hair (Male)
-Bishop Eddie Long
-Andrei Kirilenko
-Justin Bieber
-Nokio
-Anybody with a mohawk still
WINNER: Bishop Eddie Long
Lamest New Artist
-Roscoe Dash
-Cali Swag District
-Waka Flocka
-Lil B
-YG
WINNER: Lil B
Lamest Title for an Album or Mixtape
-"Flockaveli" by Waka Flocka
-"The Laxative" by Mack Maine
-"Cocaine Waitress" by Diamond
-"Indrupence Day" by Dru Hill
-"Burrrprint 2" by Gucci Mane
WINNER: "The Laxative" by Mack Maine
Lamest Artwork for an Album or Mixtape
-Sheek - Donnie G
-Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
-Young Jeezy - Trap Or Die II
-Plies - You Need People Like Me 2
-Waka Flocka - Flockaveli
WINNER: Tie: Plies' You Need People Like Me 2 & Waka Flocka - Flockaveli
Lamest Beef
-Brian Pumper vs. Fabolous
-Soulja Boy vs. Fabolous
-MC Hammer vs. Jay-Z
-Lil Kim vs. Nicki Minaj
-Raz B vs. Chris Brown
WINNER: Raz B vs. Chris Brown
Lamest Song
-"Pretty Boy Swag" by Soulja Boy
-"Teach Me How To Dougie" by Cali Swag District
-"Rob Myself" by Plies
-"Hope She Cheats On You With A Basketball Player" by Marsha Ambrosius
-"Everything he's dropped since getting out of prison" by Shyne
WINNER: "Pretty Boy Swag" by Soulja Boy
Lamest Rapper
-Soulja Boy
-Waka Flocka
-T.I.
-The Game
-Shyne
WINNER: Soulja Boy
Lame Of The Year
-Soulja Boy
-Kat Stacks
-Montana Fishburne
-Brian Pumper
-Raz B
-Fantasia
-Bishop Eddie Long
WINNER: Soulja Boy
